Aaaanyways, I thought folks might want to know my you know... theories and stuff, and why I wrote some of my ficsies. Mainly because it's fun, but maybe you guys want to know where the ideas come from and stuff...and I'll tell you about me, myself and I too, I guess. A bit.

Okay about myself... nothing specific, just likes and dislikes.

Ummmm

okay,

FANFICTION

Characters I Love

Sirius Black - Cuz he's just awesome and schmexy that way!! He's also great fun to write, and the character I think is easiest for me to think through.

The Rest of the Marauders - Excluding Peter, of course.

Hagrid - Well, he's a half-giant and he has a thing for crazy monsters!! Who doesn't love him

Mrs. Figg - This is mainly because she beats up Dung with a bag full of cat food in OotP. That's pure genius.

Dumbledore - DUHH!! EEEEE!!

Ron - He's funny.

Fred and George - They're hilarious.

Tonks - It's the pink hair.

Rita Skeeter - This is more of a love to hate her thing.

Mad-Eye Moody - Schmexy name and wooden leg. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Luna Lovegood - Does this need a reason? Just in case: because she is wayyy AWESOME! And so out there!

Ships I 'Ship

(Relationships I worship)

James/Sirius- I don't know, I just love this one!! It's because they're both so awesome that they shouldn't be with anyone else. I think this is the only slash pairing I ship, but that's because I think the rest are kind of ridiculous. Hides from Remus/Sirius and Harry/Draco shippers (Harry and Draco? C'mon people!!).

Remus/Sirius- Shameful as it is, my opinions have been changed... sigh. Okay, there it is.

James/Lily - Umm, well, BECAUSE I SAY SO!

Sirius/OC - Cuz' he was all lonely and stuff, and it makes me happy!!

Ron/Hermione - The funniness factor.

Harry/Ginny - First I didn't like it, but the Stupid-Noble-Harry-at-least-Ginny-is-kickass angle kinda won me over. Plus she's a redhead.

Remus/Tonks - Well, it's just cute like that.

Hagrid/Olympe Maxime - Relationship of the huge persons! YAY!!

Dumbles/McG - I know, I know...

Katie Bell/Oliver Wood - Why isn't this canon?? (Or is it...)

Charlie/Angelina (ChAnge!!) - Why is Charlie a bachelor? Why is Angelina with George? Who gave JKR brain trauma?

George/Alicia - JKR totally lost it after Book 7.

Me, Myself, and I

Well, I'm kinda short, kinda tan, and kinda attractive. My favorite parts of myself are my hair (long and black) and my eyes (big and brown). My Bucket List includes learning to juggle and skydiving (I've recently crossed learning to whistle off of it.) I'm pretty boisterous, utterly random, loud and occasionally, ego-centric and obnoxious. Also sometimes, moody and lonely, or pensive and thoughtful. But mostly, lovable, absurdly joyful, (and according to my friends) pettable (whatever the hell that means). I curse like a truck driver, and spend ridiculous amounts of time reading (IT'S MY ANTI-DRUG!) I like hyphens, parentheses, and commas, and tend to overuse them. I tend to ramble mentally, and it's gets annoying when I'm trying to take tests (I think I've ADD...). Chocolate is obviously from heaven.

1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Keeizzle? That... makes no sense.

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Black Eagle... sounds a bit more spy/military-ish, but hey, anything's better than Keeizzle

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= ... I don't HAVE a middle name... Okay, I'll make one up... Moonshine! Moonshine Ridgeview.

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Kroke. Like a dying frog.

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= White Water. Rapids?

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Eohomsa. That... does not sound Iraqi.

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

= My mom doesn't have a middle name either... so she gets Rainbow! Rainbow Kumar.

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

= Bloody Squirt. That's about as Goth as my turtle. Even Keeizzle is better than this.

I'm a Gryffindor!

I'm Albus Dumbledore!

So... That's ME!!

Moving on...

The first story-ish thing I wrote was:

Damn

Ths isn't as much a story as a paragraph. See, I wrote it when I was a rabid Lily James fan, and I dunno...a couple of the phrases popped into my head, and I thought maybe it wouldn't be so bad as a fic. It was supposed to have more, but more never materialized, so there it is!

A Late Night Occurrence

So I thought this idea was really clever and all. I was like, "Oh, you're a freaking comic genius!!" No, I'm just twisted. I thought I was really smart for a while, until I found out someone had written the same sort of story w/ (hold your breath) Snape and Hermione. EWWWW!! Pedophilic. But hey, this actually has a real plot, unlike Damn. Soooo...I came up with this when I saw this episode of Friends...it's this one where Phoebe is giving Monica massages, and Monica keeps making...err...noises. It's a little scary. But this story popped into my head because I was like...'what if someone heard that.' and then...well mass chaos and anarchy and stuff. It is a pretty tricky kind of idea though...I mean its K+ so you know its not that bad, but a lot of people have dirty minds, and one of my friends was like OMFG that should be M-rated. It was kinda weird...

A Most Urgent Letter

I think I have a thing for Victorian-ey fancy-schmancy titles...anyway, this was because I was pissed with Remus/Sirius fics being the fluffiest pile of crap in the universe...well, most of them...I dunno, I think Remus/Sirius always turns out either sappy or mushy-gushy, and it makes me want to cry when it tries to be kinky. So I got pissed, and first it was going to be a letter of protest against sappy ships...but I thought Remus might like to say it himself. So he did, and looking back, it's a bit shabby, but this was like a year ago, and I think I'm a better writer now. PLUS, I had to put in the bit about Dumbles and McG, cuz, HELL! That's the funniest non-ship ship EVER!

The Thing Series

Yes, it needs Caps. So does that. HA! Soooo... I put them all under one title, just because they're all about the same utterly AU OOC Crackfic scenario. The whole point was so that I could make the titles ridiculous long almost sensible phrases. Don't get it? Read the TITLES! Okay...so I think I was jacked up on like...chocolate, and ice cream and ...hormones. These fics have the randomest material of any of my other stories. It's not that bad, but looking back, I could've been more discreet... it's kinda cringeworthy. So the premise is that everyone who died is back, and on aim, and in the end Voldy-Oldy (hey, not bad... Moldy-Voldy, Moldy-Oldy, oooh...) gets his buttocks kicked by a rubber duck. Yeah, now you're interested. The first two are really background-y stuff, the fourth one has all the action. WHOOT! So read them. My favorite part was the screennames, it was really fun to think those up. I especially LOVE LOVE LOVE Snape's. I will give credit at risk of lawsuit, because I did get it from another fic, but that was remus/snape (notice: NO Caps!! because remus/snape is EWWWWWW!!)

Rays of Light

Oh GOD!! I adore this fic...I really don't do angst...but this isn't really angst so much as...bittersweet. It's my take on what...you know...true love is, and "opposites attract". It was supposed to be OC/OC maybe, I dunno, but I think I made it sound as though the dude was Sirius. Oh and...not many people realize this...but the girl was a death eater. The girl seems nicer, but you know all's fair in love and war, so the dude turned out kind of evil. My Bad! I know! But I never say who was who. So you can't say it's not true. I tried to also show that you know, war isn't always worth it, cuz I am a serious pacifist. I hate real, deadly fighting with all my heart. And the seed idea for the fic was the last phrase...I am so much better with endings than beginnings. This isn't like my other stories, but it's like my personal favorite, because it's you know, my real feelings and it's really touching, in my opinion. OK, end of sappy-stuff. I haven't gotten too many hits or reviews, but it is my total favorite. Second favorite.

A Sirius Problem

LOVE!! The seed for this was this weird threesome James-Sirius-Remus story I read which ends with Sirius getting pregnant. Then I thought what Sirius' mom would say. I dunno, it was funny. So that was when the story was born. This is my first non-oneshot, so I'm really excited about it. My favorite part is that, most of the time, I just sit down and the story writes itself. I think people can tell because a lot of my friends say it's my best story so far. I love that the characters just say things that I think perfectly suit them. I think I'm neglecting Peter a bit, but I love this story anyway. I think it's turning out great, but it might be really long. I really want to get like a 100 reviews, but I think that maybe the only way to do that is to have a huge story so be prepared. Also I have not planned out the story. I have a few key episodes, but no plot. All I do know is that Sirius will have a baby in nine months. Plus, there is a sequel. Scared, aren't you?

CHAPTER 12 is UP!! HAHA! Hate me no more!! I have fulfilled my responsibility as a so-called writer! Now read it and laugh! HAHA!...

Lists

This is like a project. I'm going to pick out some characters and do Lists. Of things they think, and their dreams, and aspirations, and it's probably going to be sweet and sometimes funny, and hopefully satisfying. Mainly CANON. These are mostly people who get not much screen time. Here's the list of people I still have to do:

Hermione

Ron

Albus Potter

Black and White

Okay I love Sirius/OC ships, so this story is a dedication to what Sirius/OC ships should be in my opinion. I love this idea, and in my head it has swelled to three stories (like a trilogy). I already tried to write this, but it sucked, so I deleted it, but once I'm done with A Sirius Problem, I'm going to rewrite this one. Okay, it's not as lol kind of funny, but I dunno, I've got a good deal of it planned out, and I think its going to be a decent-ish read. Yeah! See, the premise is that Ardelis (my OC) and Lily are best friends, and (duh) so are Sirius and James. So, uhh, Ardelis and Sirius are unofficial friends, and somehow they get together. There. Black and White is like their school years. Then there's a one-shot called Will. The next real story is called either Fade or Turn, and this one is, you know, serious and kind of angsty, cuz it's a war fic, and it goes till Lily and James die (SORROW!). The next fic is called (tentatively) Grey, and it's set in Harry's generation. It's kind of overwhelming, but that's the plan.

I went and revised the entirety of it. And deleted the Prologue - which was stupidity in written form. Also, just to clarify, the quote from the summary is not from me, it's by Amy Bloom. Just that FF wouldn't let me put in quotation marks, or space it out how I liked.

CHAPTER 4 IS HERE! And it's my longest upload ever. EVER!

Now a proud possessor of my first ever banner! Black and White.

Part of Me

Right, well, this one was completely unexpected. It's was like 2:30 in the morning, and I was feeling melancholy, I guess. I've always thought that Sirius would have had a bit of a soft spot for Regulus, dunno why. I kind really liked this idea, because I don't really think there's a lot of time given to the serious aspects of Sirius (oh god...) . He's always seemed like he would be a little bit torn about his family, and I've always wanted to do a fic like this. I had a lot of fun playing around with the light/dark imagery (thinly veiled though it is), and the real inspiration for this fic (which, I think, was intended to be some sort of slash) was the scene where James is watching Sirius through the crack in the hangings. I started with just that image and ended up with some semblance of a plot, so I'm feeling pretty proud of myself.

Stargaze

A Sirius/Lily fic (My first EVER for this pairing). One-shot. Yeah, I'm really pleased with how this one turned out. It's a lo-ot longer than I thought, almost twice as long, but I think it worked. All of the the four (now it's twelve! HA!) reviews I've gotten seem to imply it's a good enough story... This is my first ever challenge fic, and wow was it fun. But, hell, the challenges were really good, and the idea just popped into my head. I've always thought Sirius and Lily had a lot of chemistry, so it was only a matter of time before I tried to write them a story. My favorite part is the ending... I could totally imagine Lily chasing after Sirius and smacking him around a bit before dragging him off to some lonely broom closet... tee hee. Anyways, if you read it, I sure hope you like it. Hahh, rereading it, I'm really surprised that it's actually as good as I thought... I absolutely adore the sexual tension between Sirius and Lily (probably because I'm so frustrated myself)... I have to give credit to Death By Sirius which actually is a huge inspiration for this one. I don't want to get cruelly murdered for plagiarism, and it isn't plagiarism, but there are enough similarities that ms. metaphor deserves credit.

Things Maddox Malfoy Hates

Challenge Fic!! It's for the Forbidden Love Challenge on HPFC, so DEFINITELY check that out... It's actually Albus Potter/OC, but the real ship is Rose/Scorpius. I am shocked that I have not received more angry reviews (knock wood) about Albus being OOC because I definitely worried afterwards that Albus turned out more James II ish than the shy little fellow he seems in the infamous epilogue. Anyways, I did a lot of experimentation with style and tone in this, and I'm hoping that it was not a complete failure (I mean, no one has bothered to blast this yet, but I get few enough reviews that maybe flamers just flamed mentally and didn't review... that was a subliminal message: PLEASE REVIEW.) Maddox was fun to write, she's one of those uptight stick-in-the-mud type Ravenclaws, and I really enjoyed giving Scorpius a little sister. Her full name is Maddox Medea Malfoy (bit of a mouthful, isn't it?), by the way, and don't be surprised if she pops up again in another fic!!

Little Butterfly

For the Insanity Challenge on HPFC. This one's on Amycus Carrow after he (hopefully) gets sent to Azkaban... ummm, I forgot that the Dementors have supposedly been removed, but I mean, you could go nuts without them, right? I mean, Amycus is already halfway there. I see him as this creepy sadist, and I gave him this taste for how "little girls scream". Yeah, it's somewhat terrifying, and I was kind of scared of myself afterwards. I just finished reading The Bell Jar, so blame that, right? Anyways, 'tis pretty short. Read (if you want). Review (if you read).

Six Words

My third Challenge fic in a row, I think. For the Hemingway Six Challenge. Basically, one character, six words. I've only done two characters so far, but more are coming. I, being little Ms. Verbose had BIG ISSUES with this, because I was so tempted to add more. But I resisted, and it's posted, so review because no one has yet. (Okay... two people have, but still I LOVE REVIEWS!) Okay, so I did add more chapters, number 5 at the last count. It's been less than an hour and I have 150 hits. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY. And one review.

I'll Take Care of You

My first venture into a Non-Harry Potter fandom. Be proud of me! This is for As I Lay Dying, and for my FAVORITE character so far, Jewel! This is Jewel as the Bundren men carry Addie to the wagon, in Jewel's persepective. I tried to portray Jewel's inability to speak his feelings, and try and show how he had to do that even in his thoughts. I also had fun writing his interaction with the horse. So, if this is your sort of thing, read it!

Red Rose

Another Sirius/Lily thing. A little drabble, about a rose, a note, and mortality... yeah, I wish it was that deep. I really loved the images and tone in this one, which came to me in its entirety in that little place between waking and sleeping last night. I kind of loved it, because of how much it kind of shed light n my ideas of the characters - Sirius being needy enough to send the letter, and prideful enough to bury the memory of it in his trachcan after being refused, while Lily sees right through him (and he knows she does) and is too nice to outrightly refuse him, even though she's definitely turning him down. My favorite favorite part was the part where Lily kisses the rose, out of pity as much as fondness for Sirius. So I present it to you, dear readers, to tear to shreds as you please!

Shattered Sunlight

This is two firsts for me! My first ever Harry-centric fic, and my first M-rated one, containing the world's crappiest sex scene! Whoot! Written for the e e cummings challenge on HPFC. The idea for this one is rather AU, Ginny dies in childbirth with Harry's first child, and Harry mourns for her and what could have been. The entire fic contains Harry lamenting and hating sunlight, because it returns him to the harshness of reality, and also reminds him of Ginny (because she dies at sunrise - so corny, I know.) I'm so worried that Harry is AU in this fic... is he too accepting? Too sad? Too calm about it? Too angsty? I have no idea!! This is also another first, in that it's foreign, and set in Venice. There is also a lovely Venetian OC, named Chiara (which, unless I'm mistaken, means light - another sort of irony) who I had fun using as a plot device and not at all fleshing out. So... that's that.

Bannered: Shattered Sunlight.

Fairytales

This one came about as I re-read an old book a fairytales, and came out of it thinking This is bullshit. That somehow led to this, in which fairytales are exposed as lies in favor of reality. The first one-shot in this, Snow White, is Snape and Lily, as Snape mourns his unreachable princess, except instead of glass, he's prevented from reaching her by death. I also tried to show how he idolized her, and more than her true personality, he loved for the golden perfection he turned her into, she was a person, but he only ever loved his idea of her. Dunno if that got through. The second, The Little Mermaid, is Regulus Black. Hans Christian Anderson cheated us out of a spectacular tragic ending in this story, and I try to evoke that sort of potential in this chapter... there are so many parallels between Regulus and the Mermaid...both searching for acceptance in a foreign world, and finally failing to be able to succeed. The Little Mermaid is one of my favorite fairy tales - it's so haunting to imagine, her wandering the seas thinking of her love... and the story of Regulus is one of the most devastating in the entire series... so, yeah. Oh and the normal text in this is actually from HCA's original story, taken from the site hca.gilead.org.il - so check that out!

This only is going to be about five chapters...so more fairytale angst coming, by the way!

Middlemen

This idea came to me (of all places) at a garden party where I was sitting around eating tiramisu. That's why it was very easy to make it angry and bitter. It's technically a sequel to Things Maddox Malfoy Hates, involving our favorite dueling duo, Albus and Maddox. There's very little plot, and a lot of angry bickering. But it's hopefully funny, and Rose and Scorpius are devious, so that was fun too. And as for the title, it's a reference to the 'compromising info' and to the role of Rose and Scorp. Go figure that one out...

UPCOMING PROJECTS

Yesh, I totally realize that writing all of these stories will take me years and years, considering how often I get off my ugly ass to write in the first place. Nevertheless, they are ideas, I have had them, and I will ATTEMPT to write ALL OF THEM.

Sequel to Stargaze: Tentatively titled Dark Chocolate

Lily and Sirius are ba-ack... What happens next, basically.

A Sirius Situation

That's the tentative title to the sequel for ASP (whoa, I had no idea the acronym was actually a word. Sweet!). It's in the Marauders' seventh year. And Sirius and all of his wonderful acquaintances have to deal with raising an infant while trying to deal with all of their other issues including schoolwork, sleeping, and suitable pajamas for young children. That's what I've got planned out so far, but we'll see what happens. (Heh heh, just realized, the acronym for this one will be ASS... damn it, too much sugar...)

Mary Poppins Fic tentatively Meetings

I was watching Mary Poppins for the second time, and I kept catching myself thinking, just what the hell is up wth Dick Van Dyke's godawful accent? So, yeah, I thought of this... surprisingly, no, it's not a crackfic.

Losing, Chapter 13

This one's about Sirius after he runs away. It's turning out to be a lot of fun... but it's (duh) not yet finished.

St.Mungo's Fic (What do you know... Untitled)

Gilderoy Lockhart (our favorite narcissistic idiot) is on the mend... therefore, there is mass chaos and stuff. And Augustus Pye may hack him to death with a hatchet.

Next Gen Fic (again, Untitled)

Random Plot bunny. Molly II (Percy's daughter) and Lysander (Luna's son). A conversation in a closet. A lot of rope. A wand. A kiss. Two, actually.

Secret Garden Fic (UNTITLED, because I'm uninventive!)

Our three favorite gardeners have aged a bit. Colin has returned from university to manage his father's estate. Mary has irritated enough governesses to be left alone on the moors, and Dickon comes back from a long trip abroad. Obviously, someone's going to get married.

Tons and tons of Challenge fics, including

Little Things for the Reviews Lounge Summer Project,

Dean and Parvati on a summery day by the Great Lake. And the aftermath, of course.

Blue Glass Windows for the Legendary Literature Challenge on HPFC, and

A Muggle family caught in the crossfire...

(tentatively) Scars for the Sober Universe 'I Never' Challenge.

Neville and Luna during seventh (?) year.

LALALA!!

If anyone wants someone specific, and has enough faith in my authoring skills to want me to try a story for them, please contact me!!

'Bye!

As a final comment:

Reviews are great for criticism, and I would love to find out what people think needs improvement in my writing (other than general plotlessness). I've got lovely-wondrous reviews, and awesomely enough, no flames, and in all of my reviews, people are very nice, and say good things about my stories, and I love being able to randomly pop in and read them, so thanks for making my day... and, ummm...REVIEWWWWWW!! Yeah, to hell with being subtle about it...

DISCLAIMER: None of these stories are my property. They are the property of the authors and the oublishing companies and whoever owns the copyright. These stories are not written for monetary profit, but for personal amusement and should not (and will not) be used for any other purpose.