I used to be the wunderkammen (i have no idea what that means. i think it's german) half of the bookcats, but then MY MOTHER decided to look up wunderkammen on line, found this, and READ ONE OF MY STORIES. so i had to change my account name.

so now I'm little boy on her bike (if you haven't guessed already) but you can call me Jack (unfortunately not my real name; my dad would never tolerate giving me a BOY NAME:O). Let me tell you about myself: I have 2 houses and 5 cats who suffer fronm various maladies (anorexia, bulimia, extreme fear of everything including stairs and beds, dislike of houses, and an uncontrollable bladder), I really, really, REALLY like books, I love musicals, like to cook, and write sad ficlets. I hate spiders, but like snakes. My greatest fear is that nothing interesting will ever happen to me.

Something interesting:

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Bookcats

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste him on to your profile to help him gain world domination.
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um, bye now.