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since: 09-15-06, id: 1134135, Profile edited: 06-05-08
Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, H. G. Wells, Little Britain, EastEnders, Simpsons, Stephen King, Movie X-overs, Batman, Batman Begins, High School Musical, and Friends.

Account name:Lozza1989

Proper name: Lauren Louise Scorah

Age:18

D.O.B:27 December 1989

Country:England

Race:White, British

Occupation:College student studying Drama, Art,PPD, Ceramics and Basic skills. And I.T/Graphic design.

Likes:Chocolate, Salted Popcorn, Reading, Dvds,CDs, Doctor who, Harry Potter, Eastenders.

Dislikes:Spiders, insects, Smoking, Drinking, (I'd probaly have the odd drink on special occasions that's all)

Some info about me: I have lived in Britain for 18 years and I have never moved house. I used to have Learning difficulties during my School years but i reckon I've Grown out of it now. I was shy as a kid but when I got older I grew more confident and i like to have a good laugh with my Mates. I'm just like any other Girl My age. I like Listening to music and watching DVDS in my spare time.I live at Home with my Mum. My sister and niece have moved away but they still come and visit.

Favourite songs: Glamorous-Fergie , 500 miles-proclaimers , Break up-Kim Sozzi , A little too late-Jojo , Smack that-Akon feat Eminem , Walk this way-Girls aloud , Leave me alone-Pink.

Favourite Films: Grease, Grease 2, Harry Potter, Big Daddy, War of the Worlds, Charlotte's web, Uptown Girls, Scary Movie 1, 2,3,4, The Shining,batman(1989 version)

Favourite Tv shows: Doctor who, Eastenders, The Simpsons.

Favourite Actors/Actresses: Tom Cruise, David Tennant, John Barrowman, Johnny Depp, Dakota Fanning, Dani Harmer, Billie Piper, Christopher Eccleston, Jim Carrey,Jack Nicholson.

Hair colour: Brownie blonde (shoulder lengh)

Eye colour: Blue

Height: 5ft 2inchs (I'm small and I look young for my age. I only look about 14/15 years old but i'm older).


Stories Authored: (35) . Favorite Authors: (0) . Favorite Stories: (9) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. Life in Gotham reviews
After being knocked down by a car, Eleven year old Batman Fanatic Mckenzie Burton wakes up to find herself in Gotham City. NO FLAMES PLEASE!Read and Review please.
Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-23-08
2. Batman: the parody »
This is a rather silly version of the first Batman movie.It has mixture of eighties and mordern day stuff. NO FLAMES OR ELSE!.Only read if you've got a good sense of humor. :
Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 5-26-08
3. Daughter of The batman » reviews
When young Amanda Baxter watches her mom die, she runs away and is found and adopted by Bruce Wayne, but will she discover his Alter ego and will she find out the reason behind her mother's death? No Flames please! Please read and review.
Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 4-7-08
4. Badguy house
Eight different movie villains are all living together in the same house, putting up with each other etc. No Flames!
Movie X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-20-08
5. harry potter: the random parody » reviews
A very funny parody of the philosopher's stone. No flames please.rated T for bad language.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 7-25-07
6. Scarred for life » reviews
Riley Porter is a ten year old girl who has been deeply traumatized by her Parents death and is too scared to speak about the one who killed them. Can Bruce wayne convince her to talk? No flames, contains graphic scenes and swearing.
Batman Begins - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 5-13-08
7. funny Dr who stories » reviews
Just my own collection of Dr who stories that i came up with. No flames please.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,877 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 6-13-07
8. Hippy Snotter and the chamber of secrets » reviews
Hippy is back in his second year at Bogwarts where an evil plot is taking place.This is a parody of the second Harry Potter movie. NO FLAMES,NO FLAMES,I MEAN IT, NO FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-19-07
9. The Doctor and Donna go to Alton Towers » reviews
The Dr and Donna decided to spend a day at one of Britain's well known Theme park, Alton Towers. NO FLAMES OR ELSE, YOU HEAR!.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 6-25-08
10. The Adventures of Harry Pothead and Chums » reviews
This is my First Harry Pothead story so go easy on me. Starring Harry and Ron the Smackheads, Hermione the Alcoholic, Neville the pimp, Malfoy, the boy who talks like he is black, Mr T, the New Defense agaisnt the dark arts Teacher, plus more.NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 5-1-08
11. Parenthood reviews
After a bomb related incident, a girl suffering from amnesia meets the Doctor and Donna and assumes that they are her parents, so they have to take on that role until she gets her memory back. No flames, I mean it!.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-08
12. Big brother with dr who characters » reviews
Some characters from dr who go into the big brother house. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 8-13-07
13. The one where Joey babysits » reviews
Monica and Chandler go on a two week vacation for their anniversary and leave Joey in charge of the twins for two fun filled weeks, well according to Joey . No Flames!
Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-26-08 - Published: 6-22-08
14. Movie character big Brother » reviews
Wonder what it would be like if various Movie characters all went into the big brother house? well now you can with this crazy story. No Flames! Includes a special guest Housemate. Please read and review.
Movie X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 4-3-08
15. Haunted school musical » reviews
Some of the well known Characters from High School Musical are spending six weeks in a haunted house in this Big Brother style story. No Flames please!
High School Musical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-15-08
16. The Eastenders that the bbc will never show » reviews
This is based on the original Eastenders but it's got swearing and more dirty bits in it. No Flames please.
EastEnders - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 12-31-07
17. The Shining:return to the overlook »
It's ten years later since the events from the first story and new caretaker David Trevanall takes his family to the overlook, but is he going to suffer the same mental breakdown like the previous caretakers? Film based. No Flames.
Stephen King - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 4-1-08
18. Life with the Daleks reviews
Ever wondered what the Daleks get up to when they arn't plotting to rule the universe, well read this story and you'll find out. YOU WILL NOT FLAME, YOU WILL OBEY, IF YOU FLAME, YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
19. Hermione Granger's Naughty sister »
What if Hermione granger had a younger sister who was very Mischievness, well in this story you are about to find out as Alyssa Granger attends Hogwarts in her first year and generally causes trouble when ever she can. No Flames please.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 4-28-08
20. Funny Batman stories » reviews
Just a selection of funny Batman stories which include, Bruce Wayne getting drunk for the first time,Batman going shopping,a few news reports etc. No flames please. More coming soon. Hope you like it.
Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-21-08
21. Little Eastenders » reviews
Characters from Little Britain turn up in Albert square. No Flames please.
Little Britain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 11-1-07
22. Seperation: a War of the worlds fic » reviews
Three sisters are seperate from each other after being Abducted by the Invaders. The story centres around the oldest who has to find her family before it's too late: No flames please.Reviews needed.
H. G. Wells - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 9-16-07
23. The green Diamond » reviews
The Daleks are after a rare green Diamond in order to complete their human enslaver machine, but the diamond has been discovered by a young girl who is told to protect it by a man known as the Doctor. No flames please.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 12-17-07
24. The Shinning:the extended version » reviews
This is a longer vesrion of the episode where no tv and no beer mAKES Homer go crazy.NO FLAMES PLEASE. THAT IS AN ORDER!
Simpsons - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-3-08
25. Vicky Pollard goes to the cinema reviews
Vicky Pollard wants to see an 18 rated movie but gets thrown out of cinema before seeing the film. No Flames please
Complete - Little Britain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-28-07
26. Hippy Snotter and the philosopher's pizza » reviews
Boy wizard,Hippy snotter finds out about a magical pizza,rated t for slight rudeness and naughty language. No Flames please,thankyou. Completed.Reviews accepted but not flames.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,908 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 5-26-07
27. Funny harry Potter stories » reviews
These are some Harry Potter stories that I came up with. No flames please.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 7-11-07
28. Different things a Dalek could be good for » reviews
title says all.NO FLAMES PLEASE.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 6-21-07
29. Hary potter and the weirdest Christmas ever » reviews
It's christmas day and Harry,Ron,Hermione and Ginny are stuck at Hogwarts with a bunch of tv and movie characters.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 12-22-06
30. Doctor who goes to blackpool reviews
The Doctor and Martha take a trip to blackpool and go to the pleasure beach. No flames please. Thankyou.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 5-2-07
31. the doctor and lauren the teenager reviews
Just a short story staring the Doctor,lauren the teenagercatherine tate show and a dalek.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 4-2-07
32. Lord voldemort meets thetellytubbies reviews
Ever wanted to find out what Voldemort was most terrified off well now you can.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 11-15-06
33. 20 ways to cook harry potter characters reviews
Just something i decided to write because i was bored lol.NO FLAMES OR ELSE!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06
34. Doctor who and the chavs reviews
find out what happens when the doctor meets a bunch of chavs.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-22-06 - Published: 9-22-06
35. choccymort » reviews
During a confrontation with Voldemort, Harry potter turns the dark lord into a Chocolate bar. NO FLAMES OR ELSE!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-19-06 - Published: 9-19-06
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