lozza1989
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since: 09-15-06, id: 1134135, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
country: UK
Author has written 68 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, War of the Worlds, Little Britain, EastEnders, Shining, Movie X-overs, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Family Guy, Wild at Heart, War of the Worlds, Star Wars, Watership Down, Friends, Story of Tracy Beaker, Catherine Tate Show, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Sarah Jane Adventures, Waterloo Road, Full House, and Outnumbered.

Account name:Lozza1989

Age:23

D.O.B:27 December 1989

Country:England

Race:White, British

Some info about me: I have lived in Britain for 23 years and I like writing stories based on my favorite tv shows and movies.

Favourite Tv shows: Doctor who, Eastenders, The Simpsons, friends,Family guy, Waterloo road, Torchwood, Life on mars, Ashes to Ashes.

Hair colour: Dark brown

Eye colour: Blue


1. Alyssa benson's adventures in Doctor who » reviews
When Twelve year old Alyssa Benson is watching her favourite tv show, Doctor who,two intruders break into her home and knock her unconcious where she dreams about being in Doctor who as his companion. There is no romance involved between Alyssa and the Doctor, just a normal friendship and is she actually dreaming it or is it all happening?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,361 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-14-13 - Published: 11-29-12
2. Things that Doctor who characters will never say reviews
The Characters of Doctor who decide to make lists of things they'll never say. For comedy purposes only, not to be taken seriously.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-13
3. Chav who reviews
Find out what happens when the Characters of Doctor who become Chavs including dressing and talking like them. Not to be taken seriously as it's a spoof fic. That is all. Rated T for language. Features the Tenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-13 - 10th Doctor
4. The Abduction of Erica bing » reviews
Tradegy strikes during Jack and Erica Bing's sixth birthday party when Erica is Kidnapped and her parents fear the worst, but when she turns up alive and well ten years later, they are horrified to hear what she had went through during her time in captivity. Will Erica get over her ordeal and will her kidnapper be brought to justice?
Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-12-13 - Published: 11-3-12
5. Don't take my baby away » reviews
When 4 year old Michelle tanner suffers an unfortunate accident whilst giving her doll a bath, she ends up in a coma, but when the Doctor's begin to suspect that Michelle's accident was no accident, the family have to prove that none of them harmed Michelle, but will they believe them and will Michelle recover?
Full House - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-24-13 - Published: 10-21-12 - Michelle T. & Danny T.
6. The lost time child » reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory travel to London 1941 and meet a young Orphan girl who has been living on the streets, but there's more to this girl than meets the eye. Reviews are Welcome.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 5-8-11 - 11th Doctor
7. Doctor who meets friends »
A spoof fic based on the tv series Friends with characters from Doctor who playing five of the main characters with own Character Tara playing the part of Monica. This is just a spoof and not to be taken serioulsy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,177 - Updated: 9-26-12 - Published: 4-10-12
8. Sarah jane adventures series six » reviews
This is my own written version of the sixth series of Sarah Jane adventures. I know that series 5 was the last series but I wanted to write my own series, Rated T because some scenes will be a little scary.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-24-12 - Published: 2-11-12
9. Teenage pregnancy » reviews
Abi and Jay decide to take their friendship to a whole new level which results in Abi becoming Pregnant, how will her family and Jay react?
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-23-12 - Published: 3-18-11
10. The story of Jody Jackson » reviews
This is a story about Jody Jackson's life at home before she came to the Dumping ground. Rated T for Child and Alcohol abuse.
Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-10-12 - Published: 3-29-12
11. Timelord flatmates » reviews
The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor, eleventh Doctor and the Master are living together as flatmates in this sitcom style fanfic. Is not written in script format. Reviews are welcome so don't forget to leave one.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-9-12 - Published: 5-12-11
12. That fateful morning reviews
My take on what happened the morning Lyndsey James killed her dad. based on series 5 episode 1 and told from Lyndsey's point of view.
Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-26-12 - Complete
13. A second chance reviews
Based on when Maxine Barlow is shot only she survives but is left emotionally scarred by the whole ordeal and is suffering from nightmares. This is my first waterloo road fanfic.
Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-12
14. Doctor who series 3 spoof
A slightly comedy version of the 2007 series of Doctor who where Martha Jones likes to chew gum, the Doctor winks alot and Captain Jack flirts with everybody. Not to be taken seriously as it's a parody.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Published: 4-2-12
15. Walford's new family » reviews
The Brockman family move into Albert square. What will the residents make of their new neighbours?
Crossover - EastEnders & Outnumbered - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 12-23-11
16. Reunited » reviews
Two months after Alex Drake was shot, her Daughter Molly is involved in a hit and run which sends her back to 1981, the same year where Alex was sent. This is my First Ashes to Ashes fic so I hope it turns out ok.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 12-13-11
17. 21st century child stuck the 70s » reviews
When Emily Parker, a girl who was born in 1995 slips into a coma after a beating from her abusive and drunken mother in 2006, she wakes up to find herself in 1973, twenty two years before she was even born. This is my first life on mars fic.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-8-11 - Published: 9-30-11
18. Doctor who and the chicken reviews
A short random story where Doctor who buys a chicken for his dinner. Please note, this was not written by me, it was written by my six year old niece.I just uploaded up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-11 - Complete
19. Donna's daughter » reviews
Donna noble meets a twelve year old girl and discovers that she's a victim of child abuse so she decideds to adopt her as her own.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-6-11 - Published: 3-28-09
20. Big brother with dr who characters » reviews
Some characters from dr who go into the big brother house. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,452 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 4-28-11 - Published: 8-13-07
21. The man with the bow tie reviews
The Doctor and Rose are out shopping when she tells him of the time she was lost in a huge shopping centre as a child and how a strange man in a tweed jacket and bow tie had helped her out. A story of a young Rose tyler meeting the 11th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-11 - Complete
22. Catherine tate showmy own sketches reviews
This story is based on some ofm y own Catherine tate sketches that I came up with. The first chapter only includes four of the characters but I've got more to come in future ntains swearing.
Catherine Tate Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-11
23. The stolen care kid » reviews
When Tee is kidnapped by a Child Smuggling ring, the people at the Dumping ground try to figure out where they have taken her. Will Tee escape and will Johnny see his sister again?
Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-21-11 - Published: 3-19-11 - Complete
24. Big brother with Harry potter characters » reviews
Sixteen Harry potter characters plus an OC Housemate go into the Big Brother house and take part in the tasks. DO NOT FLAME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-16-11 - Published: 2-4-10
25. The user's guide and manual to the Phil unit reviews
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PURCHASE OF THE PHIL MITCHELL UNIT. PLEASE READ FOR MORE INFOMATION.
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-11 - Complete
26. The haunted care home » reviews
The dumping Ground is being haunted by an evil presence and everyone wants to stop it but things get worse when the younger kids begin to disappear without a trace.
Story of Tracy Beaker - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-3-11 - Published: 2-28-11
27. Olivia's return my therory » reviews
Danny is about to propose to Alice when they are interuppted by an unexpected visit by his teenage stepdaughter Olivia. No Flames
Wild at Heart - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,631 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-27-11 - Published: 1-26-10
28. Star wars characters living in new york » reviews
Find out what happens when you get characters from Star wars living in new york. Apologies if the first chapter is abit short, was written at one in the morning. Enjoy : .
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-22-11 - Published: 2-5-11
29. Return of the jedi: the comedy version » reviews
This is a parody of star wars episode 6- return of the jedi. Please note that this is a parody so don't take it too seriously, also a couple of character's name's have been changed for comedy purpose's but the rest still have their original names.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-22-11 - Published: 1-4-10
30. Friends harry potter addition seasons 1 to 5 » reviews
Harry potter/Frineds crossover, pretty much the same as the tv series but with a few minor changes and the six main charaacters being replaced by Harry potter characters. Not in script format,please leave a review stating your opinion.
Crossover - Friends & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 10-8-10
31. The photo reviews
A Stacey/Lily branning one shot. A six year old Lily comes across a Photo of bradley and wants to know who he is so Stacey tells her. Complete.
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-26-10 - Complete
32. Harry Potter: The random parody part 2 »
This is a parody of the Chamber of secrets, sequal to the Philosopher's stone Parody. NO FLAMES! Contains swearing and sexual references
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,253 - Updated: 12-22-10 - Published: 1-30-09
33. Watership Down: the parody » reviews
This is a parody of the 1978 version of Watership down. This is my first Watership down fic and I'm going to try and improve it as I go along into the story.
Watership Down - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-16-10 - Published: 5-15-10
34. Lauren Branning in danger » reviews
Tony stalks and Kidnaps Lauren Branning after losing interest in Whitney, will she be saved before it's too late? Contains scenes of sexual abuse.NO FLAMES,NO FLAMES, NO FLAMES, NO FLAMES, NO FLAMES, NO FLAMES!
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-9-09 - Published: 11-8-08
35. What happened next » reviews
Sequel to "Stewie and the fat woman." Helen escapes from prison and plans to abduct Stewie again. Will the griffin's be able to thwart her plans or will she get her hands on Stewie again?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 9-15-09
36. Stewie and the fat woman » reviews
During a trip to the mall, Stewie is kidnapped by a crazy fat woman who cannot have children and tries to escape, but will he be able to? No Flames,this is my first Family guy Fic. Completed.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete
37. War of the worlds:Katherine's view » reviews
What if Ray Ferrier had another Daughter in the movie who was caught up in the invasion along with her family. The story is told from her point of view and what she was going through during the invasion. No Flames!
War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-20-09 - Published: 8-14-09
38. The Adventures of Harry Pothead and Chums » reviews
This is my First Harry Pothead story so go easy on me. Starring Harry and Ron the Smackheads, Hermione the Alcoholic, Neville the pimp, Malfoy, the boy who talks like he is black, Mr T, the New Defense agaisnt the dark arts Teacher, plus more.NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 5-1-08
39. Life in Gotham » reviews
After being knocked down by a car, Eleven year old Batman Fanatic Mckenzie Burton wakes up to find herself in Gotham City. NO FLAMES PLEASE!Read and Review please.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 7-23-08
40. The Eastenders that the bbc will never show » reviews
This is based on the original Eastenders but it's got swearing and more dirty bits in it. No Flames please.
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 12-31-07
41. What if Sarah didn't die reviews
What if Danny had managed to save Sarah from the bush fire, well, here's my view on it. This is my first wild at heart fic so don't be too harsh and no Flames.
Wild at Heart - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-09
42. Things that HP Characters wouldn't do or say » reviews
In this story, Harry Potter characters spend a week doing stuff they wouldn't usually do and saying stuff they wouldn't usually say. NO FLAMES!.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 9-7-08
43. Hermione Granger's Naughty sister » reviews
What if Hermione granger had a younger sister who was very Mischievness and rude, well in this story you are about to find out as Alyssa Granger attends Hogwarts in her first year and generally causes trouble when ever she can. No Flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-9-09 - Published: 4-28-08
44. harry potter: the random parody » reviews
A very funny parody of the philosopher's stone. No flames please.rated T for bad language.-COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete
45. Daughter of The batman » reviews
When young Amanda Baxter watches her mom die, she runs away and is found and adopted by Bruce Wayne, but will she discover his Alter ego and will she find out the reason behind her mother's death? No Flames please! Please read and review.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 4-7-08
46. Doctor who and Marysue » reviews
I was bored so I came up with this. The Doctor gets a really beautiful companion by the name of Mary-sue. There is also a servant Cyber-man involved and a gay Dalek.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 12-28-08
47. Badguy house » reviews
Eight different movie villains are all living together in the same house, putting up with each other etc. No Flames!Please read and review.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 7-20-08
48. Movie character big Brother » reviews
Wonder what it would be like if various Movie characters all went into the big brother house? well now you can with this crazy story. No Flames! Includes a special guest Housemate. Please read and review.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 4-3-08
49. The witness » reviews
The Joker kidnaps a little girl after she witnesses him killing another innocent victim, but this girl holds a traumatic secret. No Flames!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 9-8-08
50. Hary potter and the weirdest Christmas ever » reviews
It's christmas day and Harry,Ron,Hermione and Ginny are stuck at Hogwarts with a bunch of tv and movie characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 12-22-06
51. Scarred for life » reviews
Riley Porter is a ten year old girl who has been deeply traumatized by her Parents death and is too scared to speak about the one who killed them. Can Bruce wayne convince her to talk? No flames, contains graphic scenes and swearing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 5-13-08
52. Seperation: a War of the worlds fic » reviews
Three sisters are seperate from each other after being Abducted by the Invaders. The story centres around the oldest who has to find her family before it's too late: No flames please.Reviews needed.
War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 9-16-07
53. Scenes they'd never in show in Batman 1989 »
This is a funny story based on scenes they never shown in Tim Burton's Batman because they were too Stupid to show in the movie. NO FLAMEs or else! read and review please!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,048 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 8-28-08
54. Batman: the parody » reviews
This is a funny parody of the first Batman movie.It has mixture of eighties and mordern day stuff. NO FLAMES OR ELSE!.Please read and review.I need reviews people.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-1-08 - Published: 5-26-08
55. Badguy vacation » reviews
Sequel to badguy house. The Villains take a vacation to spain and cause havoc. NO FLAMES!.Please read and review.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 11-11-08
56. funny Dr who stories » reviews
Just my own collection of Dr who stories that i came up with. No flames please.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 6-13-07
57. Hippy Snotter and the chamber of secrets » reviews
Hippy is back in his second year at Bogwarts where an evil plot is taking place.This is a parody of the second Harry Potter movie. NO FLAMES,NO FLAMES,I MEAN IT, NO FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-19-07
58. The Shining:return to the overlook » reviews
It's ten years later since the events from the first story and new caretaker David Trevanall takes his family to the overlook, but is he going to suffer the same mental breakdown like the previous caretakers? Film based. No Flames.
Shining - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 4-1-08
59. The green Diamond » reviews
The Daleks are after a rare green Diamond in order to complete their human enslaver machine, but the diamond has been discovered by a young girl who is told to protect it by a man known as the Doctor. No flames please.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 12-17-07
60. Vicky Pollard goes to the cinema reviews
Vicky Pollard wants to see an 18 rated movie but gets thrown out of cinema before seeing the film. No Flames please
Little Britain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-28-07 - Complete
61. Hippy Snotter and the philosopher's pizza » reviews
Boy wizard,Hippy snotter finds out about a magical pizza,rated t for slight rudeness and naughty language. No Flames please,thankyou. Completed.Reviews accepted but not flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 5-26-07 - Complete
62. Funny harry Potter stories » reviews
These are some Harry Potter stories that I came up with. No flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 7-11-07
63. Different things a Dalek could be good for » reviews
title says all.NO FLAMES PLEASE.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 6-21-07
64. the doctor and lauren the teenager reviews
Just a short story staring the Doctor,lauren the teenagercatherine tate show and a dalek.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete
65. Lord voldemort meets thetellytubbies reviews
Ever wanted to find out what Voldemort was most terrified off well now you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-15-06 - Voldemort - Complete
66. 20 ways to cook harry potter characters reviews
Just something i decided to write because i was bored lol.NO FLAMES OR ELSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-9-06 - Complete
67. Doctor who and the chavs reviews
find out what happens when the doctor meets a bunch of chavs.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-22-06 - Complete
68. choccymort » reviews
During a confrontation with Voldemort, Harry potter turns the dark lord into a Chocolate bar. NO FLAMES OR ELSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-19-06 - Voldemort - Complete