| Rat-chan |
Author has written 60 stories for Yami no Matsuei, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Inception, A-Team, and Great Mouse Detective. Profile updated January 2nd, 2012 , with forays back to Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Of the others, Yami no Matsuei is the only fandom I will definitely not go back to. I write most genres/categories, but the characterizations and pairings are almost entirely strong male friendships ("bromance," you might say if, unlike me, you like that word) to borderline slash to outright slash. Information for all readers: I'm afraid I'm not up to much writing these days, but the new Sherlock Holmes movie, with all its Moriarty goodness, has rekindled some writing drive (never lost inspiration, only motivation). Please do not consider any WIPs to be abandoned, despite their long hiatus. I won't apologize for being a selfish, lazy cow who writes what she wants, when she wants, but I will say sorry for any disappointment said personality defect may have caused. Please [continue] to read, and, if it suits you, review my stories. | |||||||
1. Nachte und Träume reviewsWhile out at night working on a new disguise, Holmes encounters Moriarty. He tries to take advantage of the opportunity to learn more about the criminal mastermind... and discovers the raw, sensual power that music has over the other man. Moriarty/Holmes. Rating for sexual content. Title translates to "Night and Dreams" and is the title of a Schubert song.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-10-12 - S. Holmes & J. Moriarty - Complete2. You Must My Earth Abandon Now to Me reviewsThat hook scene in A Game of Shadows... There's just no way Moriarty thought that up on the spot. Here's my take on how he might have contemplated how best to torture Holmes before he decided on his Die Forelle-inspired horror. Rating for violence and more violence... and sexual content in the optional bonus scenario. Title from the lyrics of a Schubert song Prometheus .Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-12 - J. Moriarty & S. Holmes - Complete3. Bleed For Me reviewsSet at the end of the infamous hook scene in A Game of Shadows. Moriarty has a bit more time and indulges his desire not only to torture Holmes some more, but also to bind and gag him. Because the detective just looks so beautiful when he's bound, bleeding, and defeated. Moriarty/Holmes. Rating for violence, bondage, and sexual suggestions. Based off artwork.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-12 - J. Moriarty & S. Holmes - Complete4. Impelling Force reviewsAlternate version of the Game of Shadows scene where Holmes meets Moriarty in his office. In this version, Holmes, having been attracted to Moriarty and his sexy voice , decides to map out and then execute a plan that leads to the two of them having hot, smutty time against the blackboard. Rating for sexual content. Don't look for a plot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-12 - J. Moriarty & S. Holmes - Complete5. Gratification reviewsIn A Game of Shadows, Moriarty has a particular reason for the extreme violence of his "interrogation" of Holmes. He has been waiting quite a while to enjoy the sounds of Holmes' screams and relish the sight of his blood. In other words, the "hook scene" from the POV a very sadistic Moriarty. Rating for canon violence and torture. Written for a prompt.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-16-12 - Moriarty & S. Holmes - Complete6. Contest reviewsvague Game of Shadows spoilers An alternate version of the scene in Moriarty's office. Holmes tries to leave before threats to Watson , but Moriarty proposes a little game. Moriarty/Holmes slash. Rating for very sensual content.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-13-12 - S. Holmes & J. Moriarty - Complete7. Precipice reviewsA Game of Shadows A slashy alternative to the end of the Reichenbach balcony scene. All the tension between Holmes and Moriarty draws them inexorably into a passionate, combatative kiss.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-11-12 - J. Moriarty & S. Holmes - Complete8. Incomplete Combustion reviewsHolmes promised he would not cheat again. Watson wants to believe him, but the beast of jealous rage knows its a lie... and punishes his unfaithful lover when the lie is proven. Watson/Holmes. Dark. Rating for sexual content and slight violence.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-8-12 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete9. Breathless reviewsWatson loses his shirt in a fight. Holmes has trouble catching his breath. Rating for sensual content. Watson/Holmes pairing.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-8-12 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete10. Master reviewsAU. For a request: Moriarty triumphed and gained a position of immense power. He used it to claim Holmes as his, though not in any way Holmes might have expected. Moriarty/Holmes. No major spoilers, but "A Game of Shadows" referenced. Warnings inside.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-2-12 - J. Moriarty & S. Holmes - Complete11. Call It What You Will reviewsThat indescribable connection between Moriarty and Holmes is more than just rivalry... Smutty rewrite of the Reichenbach scene. Kind of a follow-up to my other sexy canon rewrite: A Morning Encounter. Moriarty/Holmes pairing. Rated for sexual situations.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-11 - Sherlock Holmes & Prof. Moriarty - Complete12. Miracle reviewsWritten for a request: Watson is critically injured and Holmes, unable to deal with it, runs away. Later, he realizes his stupidity and selfishness, but will Watson accept his apology?Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-5-11 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson - Complete13. Not Here reviewsSherlock Holmes, shipwrecked and alone on a bleak desert isle, searches for Watson, water, and the other necessities of life. Holmes/Watson. Read warnings inside.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-11 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete14. A Debt reviewsBlackwood survives his final encounter with Holmes, but is left with nothing... Nothing but a debt to the man who had given him his soul. Blackwood/Coward pairing.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-11 - Lord Coward & H. Blackwood - Complete15. Conquest reviewsBlackwood whispers sweet nothings about his plans for the world... and Coward. Blackwood/Coward pairing with no plot in sight - even if you look at it sideways while squinting.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-11 - H. Blackwood & Lord Coward - Complete16. Regression » reviewsHannibal and Face have started a tentative romantic relationship, but ghosts Face didn't know were haunting him rise when the two men start stepping up their intimacy. Rating for language, sexual content, and references to abuse.A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-13-11 - Published: 10-14-1017. Mortar reviewsHolmes returns to consciousness in complete darkness with a bump on his head, a fuzz of drugs in his brain... and possibly no way out. Slight Holmes/Watson slash.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-12-11 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete18. Home is Where reviewsDawson comes home in the evening, ready to enjoy a quiet evening. What he gets, however, is the shock of his life when Basil tells him about his former lover... Basil/Dawson pairing with references to past Ratigan/Basil.Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-11 - Basil & Dr. Dawson - Complete19. Gunsmoke and Ocotillo » reviewsWild West AU. Eames is after the bounty on Cobb's head, but Arthur has decided to stand between them. What will this mean for the tenuous relationship that's been growing between Eames and Arthur? Note: "adventure" & "friendship" genres apply just as wellInception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-26-11 - Published: 2-12-11 - Arthur & Eames20. Unworthy reviewsFace takes a moment to fantasize about how things could be. Pre-movie one-sided Hannibal/Face. Rated for language and sexual content.A-Team - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-11 - Complete21. If I Could Dream reviewsWhen he first met Arthur, Nash could still dream... Introspective character study kind of thing. One sided Nash/Arthur. Rated for language, violent themes, and sexual content.Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-11 - Arthur & Nash - Complete22. Yuuyake reviewsArthur and Saito enjoy a sunset and some sensual time together in Saito's luxury condo. Saito/Arthur. Rating for sensuality.Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-11 - Arthur & Saito - Complete23. Penalty Stroke reviewsHarry never could learn to keep his mouth shut. Perry tries a new teaching method. No real plot. Rating for language and sexual content.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-11 - Complete24. Pageboy reviewsOutsider POV Hannibal/Face: Of all the A-Team, Face is certainly the only one Yoshiko Goto is willing to be seen with in public. But she doubts the pretty boy will be any actual use to her as a temporary bodyguard. Rating for slight language and violence.A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-11 - Complete25. An Early Morning in Bed reviewsHannibal languidly recalls the previous night's activities as he gazes at Face, sleeping at his side. Follow up to my fic "A Night on the Town." Hannibal/Face. Rating for language and sexual content.A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-11 - Complete26. The Lights, the TV, and the Radio » reviewsWhen Eames got the news of Arthur's death, he knew he wasn't dreaming. He's not so sure when it seems that the point man, towards whom Eames had never defined his feelings, let alone acted upon them, is haunting him...Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-18-10 - Published: 10-14-10 - Arthur & Eames27. I've Seen Sexier Handshakes! reviewsPerry is less than impressed with the love scene in the movie Harry might have starred in and demonstrates just how lackluster the performance is...Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete28. Classmates Dot Com reviewsHarry looks up Bobby Mills on the internet. Perry owes him 5 bucks! Just a short bit of silliness. Rating for language.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete29. Canaria reviewsPost Empty House AU. Holmes' supposed loss had taken a greater toll on Watson than either man realized. After the return, Watson decides that he will not lose his friend again, and takes desperate measures to keep Holmes from harm.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-14-10 - Dr. Watson & Sherlock Holmes - Complete30. Good to the Last Drop, and then some reviewsThere is something almost erotic in the way that Arthur makes and enjoys his morning cup of coffee... An exercise in sensuality.Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-14-10 - Arthur - Complete31. Sticks and Stones reviewsLittle Greg Lestrade is a bully and when Sherlock confronts him, he convinces the juvenile detective that Johnny Watson actually hates him. SH Kids AU.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-14-10 - Dr. Watson & Sherlock Holmes - Complete32. A Night on the Town reviewsFace may acknowledge his feelings for Hannibal at some level. He might even have imagined a first date. But he never imagined it being in the midst of a gunfight! Hannibal/Face accidental? first date. Rating for language and violence.A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete33. Urban Paradise reviewsFace tries to give Hannibal a little break from all the stress of the events in the movie. Hannibal/Face established relationship. Rating for sensuality.A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete34. Hush Little Baby reviewsA silly, cracky little scene between a man BA and his van. Rating for language.A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete35. Sweet Time reviewsIt's Eames' birthday and he's going to take his sweet time unwrapping his "present." Eames/Arthur pairing. Rating for slight language and more than slight sensuality.Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-6-10 - Arthur & Eames - Complete36. Drinking in the Thought of You reviewsEames buys Arthur a travel mug so he can think of Eames when he drinks his coffee, wherever he goes. Sequel-ish to The Way to a Man's Heart Is through His Coffee Cup. Eames/Arthur.Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-20-10 - Arthur & Eames - Complete37. The Way to a Man's Heart Is through His Coffee Cup reviewsEames woos a coffee loving Arthur with his beverage of choice. Eames/Arthur coffee romance.Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-6-10 - Arthur & Eames - Complete38. Victory reviewsWatson uses less than fair play to win an argument with Holmes after a boxing match. Watson/Holmes. Rating for slight language and sensual content.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-24-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete39. Pleasant Valley Blues » reviewsYes, folks, KKBB AU has arrived. Prison AU. Harry goes to prison and Perry is his new cellmate. Rated T for now, for language, but the rating will go up later. Eventual slash content.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-24-10 - Published: 6-13-1040. Folded Messages reviewsJohn Watson comes home from a not so great day to find his flatmate folding paper flowers. What on Earth is Sherlock Holmes up to this time?Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-6-10 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson - Complete41. A Morning Encounter reviewsA slashy rewriting of Moriarty's and Holmes' first meeting in "The Final Problem." Moriarty/Holmes. Rating for sensuality.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-6-10 - Sherlock Holmes & Prof. Moriarty - Complete42. A Risky Gamble reviewsWatson's gambling addiction goes too far... In a moment of desperation at the card table, Watson wagers Holmes's body... and loses... Rating for language and non-consensual sexual situations. Slash.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-10 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete43. Correspondence reviewsSlightly AU. The interval between "The Final Problem" and "The Empty House," the Hiatus, was not the cheerful adventure that Holmes related to Watson. His situation was more dire, and his loneliness greater... Slash: H/W implied, H/OMC.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-10 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete44. Prey reviewsPerry allows Harry to do surveillance work on his own. Unfortunately, the target is not what either of them expected and Harry finds himself in trouble. Rating for language and sexual situations. Slightly slashy, but no real pairing.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-10 - Complete45. Some Enchanted Effing Evening reviewsSequel to my story Best Laid Plans: the following night. Perry/Harry slash. Rating for sexual content and language.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-10 - Complete46. Best Laid Plans reviewsHarry and Perry have been romantically involved for over a month now. Harry is ready for the next step in their relationship, but for some reason Perry is holding back. Perry/Harry slash. Rating for sexual content and language.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-10 - Complete47. You Can Make It Anywhere reviewsHarry and Perry have started an intimate relationship, but serious issues from Harry's past keep interfering with their love life. Perry/Harry slash, obviously. Rating for language and sexual content.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-27-10 - Complete48. Blood in the Ink in the Headlines » reviewsPerry gets a disturbing call about Harry - from the LA County Morgue. It has all got to be a mistake, hasn't it? The rating is for language, violence, and slash content - Perry/Harry. *Complete* reviews contain spoilersKiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,692 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-23-10 - Published: 3-3-10 - Complete49. Siren Song » reviewsHarry comes home to Perry drugged and traumatized after disappearing for 4 days. Perry has to find out what happened Harry and help him recover. Angst & friendship genres also apply. Not too slashy. Rating for language and adult themes. Pts 2&3 added.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-16-10 - Published: 4-6-10 - Complete50. Overheated reviewsPerry and Harry go on a road trip to celebrate Harry's birthday, but run into a little snag. Perry/Harry established relationship. Rating for language and slash content.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-10 - Complete51. Gifts reviewsHarry and Harmony help Perry celebrate his birthday, but their taste in gifts is highly questionable. Warnings for fluff. Rating for language. I chose the Gen genre, but it may be slightly slashy. He is Gay Perry, after all.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-5-10 - Complete52. Midnight Snack reviewsOh, Perry will so totally owe Harry for this one... Things go amorously awry when Harry helps a drunk Perry into bed. Written for a kink meme prompt. Rating for language - those boys love their little F-bomb - and sloppy making out between two men.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-5-10 - Complete53. Arrhythmia reviewsAnother Tatsumi Tsuzuki story. I'll let it speak for itself.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-26-02 - A. Tsuzuki & S. Tatsumi - Complete54. The Best of Days reviewsBecause this place needs more Tatsumi and Tsuzuki fluff. And I felt like it.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-24-02 - A. Tsuzuki & S. Tatsumi - Complete55. Orpheus reviewsPost-Kyoto Oriya-centric fic. Rating for slight language. Just a prologue, so far.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-31-02 - Oriya M. - Complete56. Office Work reviewsTatsumi takes matters in hand when Tsuzuki is late for work again. The rating is for some yaoi content, although it probably isn't that bad. Eheh, this is and isn't what you think.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-29-01 - S. Tatsumi & A. Tsuzuki - Complete57. Consolation reviewsAnother take on some of Muraki's thoughts upon losing poker to Hisoka. Ehehehe...Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-24-01 - Published: 9-25-01 - K. Muraki - Complete58. Just One Night reviewsWhat if Tsuzuki had not been saved after the poker game in King of Swords? Mild spoiler and shounen-ai warnings.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-23-01 - K. Muraki & A. Tsuzuki - Complete59. Changing Light reviewsIt's MurakixTsuzuki, moderate-mild shounen ai and serious. Anything else would be telling.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-23-01 - A. Tsuzuki & K. Muraki - Complete60. Another Kind of Selfish reviewsA character study on Tatsumi. Slight language and Kyoto arc spoiler warnings.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-23-01 - S. Tatsumi - Complete