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Author has written 36 stories for One Piece, Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Naruto, and Misc. Comics. Name: Richard D. Thompson (or Richard D. Hainey, I'm adopted) Nicknames: Robert, Tricky, God (no, really), Adam Cook, James Wembley, The Anti-Depressant, Drahcir, Stopthat Age: 15 Gender: Male Race: White/Human Sexuality: Straight, but please stop picking on my gay brothas Religion: I'm considering FSMism, or maybe I'll make a One Piece religion Motto: "Fuck you, world!" Beliefs: I believe that there is no end to the universe, and when you get to the 'end' you just appear at the other side of the universe again. I also believe in reincarnation, the Loch Ness Monster, and Ganesha. Interests: Too many to list. Seriously. Notable quotes: "Imagination defeats logic, and logic defeats imagination." "Leadership does not depend on the way you act, but rather what your goal is." "When lightning strikes, strike it back." "When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes." "When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for something useful instead." "When life gives you melons, make melonade." "A pirate is one who has total freedom; a marine is one who has embraced servitude." "A sword can be either defensive or offensive, protector or destroyer, angel or devil. It is up to the wielder to decide." "If at first you don't succeed, give up." "He's not crying, he's laughing on the wrong side of his face." "Think you can do your little trick before I can do mine?" "SURELY, I WILL HELP YOU!" "I...AM THE ONE WHO WILL BECOME THE GREATEST PIRATE!" "But we still don't know the result of this fight, so we have to fight again in the future. Your friends already died, but I am still alive. We will travel around the Grand Line, and we will come back to see you again. Let's fight again next time." Hobbies: Reading, going on the net, sleeping, eating Favourite manga: One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, D. Gray-Man, Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, Claymore Favourite anime: Cardcaptor Sakura, Flint the Time Detective, One Piece, GetBackers Favourite TV shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, Doctor Who, Robin Hood, The Secret Show, Heroes (Mohinder's voiceovers are awesome!) Favourite movies: Matrix trilogy, LOTR trilogy, Mr. Bean's Holiday, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Digimon: The Movie, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie, Blade trilogy, Toy Story 1 & 2, A Bug's Life, Bruce Almighty, The Simpsons Movie, Alien trilogy, Favourite games: Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Timesplitters 2, Wario Ware: Touched, Wario Ware: Smooth Moves, Wii Sports, Super Mario Sunshine, Animal Crossing, Zone of the Enders 1 & 2, Destroy All Humans, Tekken series, Favourite bands: Green Day, Snow Patrol, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Doped Unicorn, Wooden Staple, Enemy Gene, Hitpoint Best roleplay character: Jenaisis, the King of Hell Likes: The smell of clothes fresh out of the washing machine, the smell of petrol, the smell of freshly cut grass, days off school, people who praise my intelligence, god-sim games, fighting games, puzzle games, RPGs, SwedishPirateFan, insects, pirates, robots, ninjas, sleeping in my own bed, bubble gum, Dislikes: Ignorance, mary-sues, people who randomly ping me on Neopets asking me to join their guild, mushrooms, tomatoes, babies, and chain emails. I also hate it when people online say they're 'insane' or 'crazy'. Little do they know if they really were crazy they wouldn't be on a computer- they'd be locked up in some disgusting sanatorium. I also hate it when people moan about life because nine times out of ten they don't really know what it means to have an awful life, like the children starving in Africa, or the people living on the streets. Also: Unhygienic people, people who tell me what to do all the time, homework, fads, having to try on new clothes, people who can spell properly but just choose not to because it's 'cool', people who think the Straw Hats are still sailing on the Going Merry, people who still think they can get their OCs to be Luffy's musician when it's pretty obvious Brook is going to be the musician, school, people who say they're not prejudiced but then go 'eww' when it comes to incest, people who use the Bible as a means to oppress homosexuals (I mean, come on. I only wrote that book out of boredom. I didn't expect people to take it seriously), emos, Nami (sometimes), Spandam, the concept of 'Absolute Justice', the vice-admirals who performed the Buster Call, the Gorosei, having to stay in hospital, my blue quilt getting messed up, Weapon: Rail gun/dual odachi/seastone bo staff Hopes for the future: To have my creations made real, to be a famous comic book writer Naruto pairings I support:NejixHinata, NejixIno, GaaraxHinata, GaaraxSakura, GaaraxTemari, SasorixSakura, SasukexSakura, GaaraxLee, LeexTenten, HidanxTemari, HidanxYugito, SasorixDeidara, HakuxZabuza, OrochimaruxTsunade, KimmimaroxTayuya, One Piece pairings I support: ZoroxRobin, LuffyxRobin, ZoroxTashigi, Sogeking/UsoppxKaya, KalifaxLucci, BrookxCindry, RobinxBrook, LuccixRobin, KalifaxRobin, CindryxPerona My heroes: Satoshi Tajiri, Ken Sugimori, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandella, Napoleon, Jack the Ripper, NOTICE: The reason I haven't written anything for a while is because a few weeks back I contracted leukaemia (AGAIN) so I'll be busy for a while. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. | |||||
1. Hide and Seek reviewsSort of an 'interlude' fic for Thriller Bark. Lich and Kishido play hide and seek. Sorry for the shortness, it's been a long month.One Piece - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-07 - Complete2. Spy vs Spy reviewsKusatsu doesn't like Thriller Bark.One Piece - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete3. GenesisHyperevolution has begun.Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Published: 7-1-074. The Artificial One reviewsWhat if Vexen had created something different from the Riku Replica? AU.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-07 - Vexen - Complete5. 30 Ways to Annoy Buggy reviewsRated T for tornadoes!One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete6. Shirowani: Comedy Genius reviewsShirowani adds some jazz to the boring old meetings.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete7. Breaking Tashigi reviewsI am such a sadist. Rated M for mature themes.One Piece - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-22-07 - Tashigi - Complete8. Bath Time reviewsEven though he'd never admit it, Kishido secretly loves his baths.OCxPerona, family bonding.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete9. 30 Ways to Annoy or Break Tashigi reviewsPlease note, I don't really hate her, but she's really a submissive girl, so...rated M for mature themes.One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-07 - Tashigi - Complete10. 30 Ways to Annoy Crocodile reviewsFlames make me laugh.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete11. Romance Dawn reviewsCreated at SwedishPirateFan's request, the story of how Lich and Perona's relationship came to be. Rated T for language and mature themes.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-07 - Complete12. Origin reviewsThe revival of Lich, and his first meeting with Perona. Rated T because I said so.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-07 - Complete13. 30 Ways to Annoy Franky reviewsSUUUUUUPAAAAAA! Rated T for...um....tarantulas?One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete14. Carving a FutureIt was the beginning of a most unlikely relationship. OcxRobin, rated T for language.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete15. Changing History reviewsSpandam can SHOVE IT. Rated T for language.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete16. 30 Ways to Annoy Smoker reviewsTashigi is hawt. Rated T for....well, it's just rated T.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete17. 30 Ways to Annoy Nero Lich reviewsIf you haven't read my other Thriller Bark fics, you might want to do so before reading this. Rated T for language.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete18. 30 Ways to Annoy Zoro reviewsOf Swords and Robin. Rated T for language and perverted situations.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-07 - Complete19. 30 Ways to Annoy Tsunade reviewsInsert witty summary hereNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-28-07 - Tsunade S. - Complete20. Demonic Turncoat reviewsLich is tired of working for someone else. Oneshot, rated T for language and violence.One Piece - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete21. 30 Ways to Annoy Ino reviewsThe other ones I've done of this genre are in the One Piece section. Rated T for language and my pervertedness.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-27-07 - Ino Y. - Complete22. 30 Ways to Annoy Gecko Moria reviewsDoes exactly what it says on the, er, tin.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-07 - Complete23. And If You've No Place To Go reviewsLet it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Rated T for language.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-25-07 - Complete24. Little Miss Sexy reviewsLich is sick, and Perona has to take care of him. OCxPerona. Rated M for some of Lich's perverted actions.One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-07 - Complete25. Race of Fate reviewsThe race. Based one episode 21 of Sonic X. Some OCxBlaze.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-07 - Blaze - Complete26. Plan: Zombietopia reviewsThriller Bark's first step towards dominating the world. Rated T for minor language, and some minor OCxPerona.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete27. Growing Pain » reviewsRaising a child might be pretty hard in the real world....but in the One Piece world, it's taken to extremes. PeronaxOC.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete28. Thriller Bark Meets Instant Messaging reviewsMoria gets bored of the physical meetings.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-07 - Complete29. The Doll and the Skeleton reviewsShort but cute, a BrookxCindry fic. Dedicated to SwedishPiratefan. Rated M for mature themes.One Piece - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-14-07 - Complete30. The Keyblade Maker reviewsThe shape of things to come.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-07 - Complete31. End of an Era » reviewsRin gets a shock, and Thriller Bark will never be the same again.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-07 - Published: 5-11-0732. Furry Love reviewsA short but cute ChopperxRobin story.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete33. Devil Fruit Coffee reviewsThe Thriller Bark gang discuss Devil Fruits. Rated T for one drug reference and slight language.One Piece - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete34. Undead Dialogue reviewsBrook goes for a walk, and meets someone unexpected.One Piece - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-07 - Complete35. 30 Ways to Annoy Enel reviewsI love Enerusama really, I just thought...that he needs to lighten up a bit.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-11-07 - Complete36. Welcome to my Nightmare reviewsA short fic from Moria's point of view on what he is. My first fic, so be nice. I promise my other ones will be better. The name comes from a song by Alice Cooper.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-07 - Complete
