| Panda-Chan21 |
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto. Ninja Info Name: PandaChan21 (AKA NocturnalMusings, Panda-chan, Tori, Tori-kun, and DumDum) Age: 17 Sign: Taurus/Monkey Religion: Buddhist/Wiccan (depending on which side of my family you're talking about) Height: 5'4" Eyes/hair: brown/brown-black Likes: Reading, anime/manga, writing, origami, playing guitar, music, dancing, video games, my laptop (Ipswitch). Dislikes: TWILIGHT, trolls, people harassing me on YouTube, flames (flamers will be shot), intolerance, racism, close-mindedness, and people who can't take a joke. Links My YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/PandaChan21 My deviantART: http://manga-kaproductions.deviantart.com/ My Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/622846 Administrator on this RP site: http://milleniumchronicles.proboards.com/index.cgi Favorites Anime/Manga: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Evangelion, Bleach, Case Closed, Ouran High School Host Club, Megatokyo, Faerie’s Landing, Junjō Romantica, Negima! Magister Negi Magi, Vampire Hunter D, XXX Holic, Sister Claire,Black Cat, Dragonball, and Dragonball Z. Books: A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Den of Shadows, Harry Potter, House of Night, Vampire Academy, Vampire Kisses, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, classic poems by Edgar Allen Poe, Just So Stories, Grimm's Fairy Tales,the Black Blood trilogy, the Wicked saga, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, the Artemis Fowl series, the great works of William Shakespeare, A Clockwork Orange, Dracula, The Judge's House, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Wuthering Heights, Rhymes With Witches, Beowulf, The Illiad, and of course the fabulous writings of Ray Bradbury. Misc: Vocaloid, Kingdom Hearts, House, NCIS, The World Ends With You, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Mummy, Dracula (the Bela Lugosi version), cheesy B-movies, indie films, DanceDance Revolution, and much, much more. Quotes “When life gives you lemons, wing ‘em right back and get your own.” “When life gives you lemons, start writing!” “Sasuke grabbed the nearest object, which happened to be an Encyclopedia Brittanica, and bashed it over Naruto's head.” “In Soviet Russia, flames burst into water.” “Chibis, chibis everywhere, but not one to eat...” “I'm special too. Tonight I'm counting the pretty buckles on my white jacket before I go to sleep.” “Mr. Computer, you suck! You suck worse than the suckiest suck that ever sucked!” “It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.” “Lizzy! I'm gonna take over the front office. We're gonna need some rope, duct tape, an eggplant, some donuts, and a pig. ANY QUESTIONS?!” “The Aburame secret technique: talking in dots.” “People often ask me where it is that I get my ideas. (Why do I get my ideas is a close second).” “To the Kami, if you do exist- keep this beautiful, unspoiled angel from the worst of my animalistic intentions...” “You owe us lunch! You better buy us some lunch. Or you'll end up in Hell very confused.” “What happened to Gaara the Predator?! HE WENT PANSY AND RAN AWAY! GAARA THE PREY ISN'T KOSHER!” “You all need to be stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry.” “Your what's over the who now?” “Sometimes I drift off into my own little world. But it's okay! They know me there!” “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.” “If it dies in sunlight, it's a vampire. If it sparkles in sunlight, it's a homosexual. Learn the difference, could save your life" "Crazy minds think in a somewhat similar fashion!" "There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly." "You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'" "You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me." | |||||||||||
1. Coming Out of the Closet 2: Konoha Gone Crazy! » reviewsIt's the weekend after the closet incident, and things are pretty much normal: Sakura and Gaara are together, and Sasuke has meds. But when a jutsu goes wrong, will the village suffer? Or will it laugh its head off? GaaSaku, Sasu CrackNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 10-2-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete2. Konoha and Suna Theatre Troupe 7: Sweeny Todd » reviewsThe Troupe's back with a vengence, and with a new play to boot! Chaos, gore, and a demented barber run rampant as the gang try to put on their first musical. What happens when Naruto meets Sweeny Todd? Insanity, that's what!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 1-26-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete3. The Masque of Red Death » reviewsIt was then their two worlds collided. But the reaction they had was way more than just the normal reactions associated with meeting Sabaku no Gaara. GaaSaku story.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 4-5-07 - Gaara & Sakura H.4. Story of a Girl » reviewsThis is the story of Yashara no Akara, the Red Demon of Kiri. This is a story of her life as a new Suna ninja, the friends and enemies she makes, and the demon she began to fall in love with. GaaraOC Rated T for Language, and certain adult themes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,668 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 4-13-09 - Published: 6-27-08 - Gaara5. Series of Events reviewsA series of events in the lives of Gaara and Sakura. GaaSaku. Some AU. Featuring the music meme!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-09 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete6. Muffin reviewsKaori, Kankuro, and Temari get curious about what Akara and Gaara are doing in the kitchen. GaaOc Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-24-08 - Gaara - Complete7. Outtakes: Naruto Style! » reviewsHow the heck do the characters of Naruto manage to act out those fight scenes and awesomely cool plotlines? Apparently, they can't do it as perfectly as everyone thinks... Crackfic!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 12-1-07 - Gaara8. Une Image Dans la Verre reviewsAn image in glass. Oneshot for GaaraOC.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-08 - Gaara - Complete9. Gaara's Haunted Toaster reviewsGaara and Temari try out their haunted toaster. Based off The Amityville Toaster from Foamy the Squirrel. Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-4-08 - Gaara & Temari - Complete10. Journey reviewsA small town girl from Konoha goes on a midnight train heading anywhere. A city boy from Suna gets on a midnight train heading anywhere. When the two meet, they begin a wonderful journey. GaaSakuNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-13-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete11. Coming out of the Closet » reviewsGaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 5-19-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete12. Kohona and Suna Theatre Troupe7: Romeo and Juliet » reviewsWhen Shino gets a bright idea, will the two villages suffer? And what's with the blackmail, acting, and really weird plays? What do you think happens when Romeo and Juliet meets Naruto? Laughs, fun, and really weird rehersals!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 3-22-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete13. Before He Cheats » reviewsSakura finds that Sasuke isn't as faithful as people think. So when she sees him at the karaoke bar, what will she do for revenge? Team 7Gaara centric, songfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 3-30-07 - Sakura H. & Gaara - Complete14. Don't Lose It! » reviewsWhen one of the Emos lose their cool, what happens? Laughs and bewilderment ensues, that's what! Now expanded to include all the Emos and their different emotions!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 3-1-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete15. Bothering Orochimaru » reviewsWhen bordom strikes, Naruto and Sasuke go Sannin bothering!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 3-2-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
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