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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, South Park, and Greek Mythology. Heya. I used to be Elflette, then I was Because Even I Don't Know, but now I am the Cake Fairy. Because really. I am. My cakes taste much better than my writing. I assure you. ((Please keep in mind that I am an unashamed slasher of all things male and a few females. Just don't tell my friends. Thanks, duckies.)) I Am: -Really confused about my orientation I Slash: Mal x Polly (Monstrous Regiment) and yeah, I totally went there, just like everyone else and their grandma! "In Soviet Russia, characters slash YOU!" (Note to self: watch back in Russia.) | |||||||||||
1. The Origin of Wisteria reviewsBack in the great days of Greece, before the Gods and Goddesses of Mount Olympus were replaced by the more ‘modern’ of religions, there lived a beautiful mortal. Their name was Wistera.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete2. Drabble Scramble reviewsTen song shuffle and drabbles accordingly. Slash. Het. General anonymity. Seamus and Dean ficlets.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-08 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete3. Stuck reviewsChristmas was a rather nice time of the year, when you averaged it all out. But then, there was one thing that threw the whole ‘Christmas is jolly’ ideal all outta whack. Mistletoe. And it certainly didn’t help if it was enchanted mistletoe. DeanSeamusHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-08 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete4. I Wanted To, Too » reviewsIt was just as easy as that, surrender to your whims, and you won't be questioned...that much. Drabbles.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 2-2-085. A Night At The Bar reviewsThey decided to go out, to some place inconspicuous, a little off the map. And where did that leave them? A small bar on the far side of the village, as distant as possible from the near side of the village. Wherever that was. yaoi?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Camis are Not Only For Girls » reviewsOrientations will be questioned, camis will be worn by a different gender, and gallons upon gallons of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream will be consumed. SasuNaruSasu completeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,861 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 5-27-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. Serenade » reviewsDid it ever occur to him that Vexen might have added a little chemical mixture to his coffee that caused him to burst into song whenever he saw his true love? No. Because that story is for hopeless paranoid romantics. [Zemyx][Three shot]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-6-07 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete8. Of Water Polo, Sunscreen, and Leon's Puppy reviewsNaminé has a love hate relationship with water polo, dislikes sunscreen, and has mixed feelings for Leon's new puppy. Why? Because of Zexion and Demyx. [Zemyx][au][For Dualism and The Writer]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-25-07 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete9. The Flowery Buds of Canada reviewsA spoof of the original Harry Potter books, brought to you courteously by Elflette and Clem, a collaboration of idiotic proportions. The adventure of Larry Plotter, John Weasel, Hermoninny Grater, and SheWhoMustNotBeSpokenTo.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-07 - Arthur W. - Complete10. If Naruto Were A Jane Austen Story reviews[shounenai][shoujuai][het][mpreg?][crack] Love, lies, cheating, and more. If Naruto were a story by Jane Austen, it would be even more confusing than normal.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-07 - Complete11. The Pink FlexiRuler Strikes Back reviews[oneshot][au][KankuHina][the sweetest darn thing][sequel to Attack of the Pink FlexiRuler] Hinata disliked very few things. However, there was one thing that Hinata hated. Okay, she hated two things. Ticks, and mosquitoes. [rated for language]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-16-07 - Hinata H. & Kankuro - Complete12. Attack of the Pink FlexiRuler reviews[oneshot][au][ShikaTema][sequel to Memoirs of a Pink FlexiRuler] Ah, finally! It is Shikamaru's turn for the Ruler! But, as always, things do not turn out as planned.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-15-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete13. Memoirs of a Pink FlexiRuler reviews[oneshot][yaoi][ShinoKibaShino][AU][sequel to The Pink FlexiRuler Fails ,,, Or Does It?] Kiba and Shino reminisce about the beginning of their wonderful, wonderful relationship. Purely emobanning fluff. Yay fluff.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-07 - Shino A. & Kiba I. - Complete14. Because the Voices Told Me To reviews[SasuNaru][random fluff] What will Sasuke do when he sees Naruto angsting? Will he listen to his Inner Voices? Or will they just have to take things into their own hands? Yeah, it's answer choice 2.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-12-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. The Pink FlexiRuler Fails ,,, Or Does It? reviews[sequel to Return of the Pink FlexiRuler][au][random pairing][KakaTen][WTF!] Alas! The Pink FlexiRuler, no longer of Love, has failed! Has all been for naught! ? But wait... what's that Sasuke hears?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-5-07 - Kakashi H. & Tenten - Complete16. The Jumpings: Rabid Stories from Who Knows Where reviews[oneshot][yaoi][sasunaru][authoress death, yays] Three very random stories, The Pervy Nautical Joke and the Jumping of Naruto, The Auto Insurance Commercial and the Jumping of Sasuke, and The Love Love Shine and the Jumping of the AuthoressNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete17. Return of the Pink FlexiRuler reviews[Sequel to A Pink FlexiRuler][NejiGaa][A school fic I guess][AU][Fear it!] The Pink FlexiRuler returns...and it has a new target...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-29-07 - Neji H. & Gaara - Complete18. A Pink FlexiRuler reviews[Oneshot][Sasunaru][Could be condsidered schoolfic][AU] When bored, an authoress lets her mind wander. It comes back with this random little tale. She wants you to read and enjoy.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-28-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. Compairing Naruto to Spongebob reviewsWhat do these two have in common? In fact, there's a lot. Good thing that Annegirl can't be killed. I do not own Naruto or Spongebob, though I do own a plushie.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-20-07 - Naruto U. - Complete20. Favrotie Animals, Naruto Style reviewsWhen asked what their favotie animal was, many of the Naruto gang reply in a very cliche way. It's a good thing that authoress can't die. Pairings: Implied Shounenai and HetNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-20-07 - Udon - Complete
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