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My name is:

You can call me...Pixie-chan. As for my editor, you can call her Dark Hanyou-sama!!

Note from Pixie-chan!!

You can email me at Dark Hanyou-sama's email, Dark_Hanyou_Queen@yahoo.com! I am not giving out mine for reasons.

(She just doesn't want to be bothered by flamers and crap.)

Most Hated Characters:

Kikyou!! (Both: BITCH MUST DIE!) (Dark: She was perfectly fine when she was alive, but now that she is dead, she needs to die!)

Sakura! (Dark: I hate the whiny bitch!)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. (Dark: Yup)

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile. (Dark: Yup)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Dark: DUH!)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Dark: YUP)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Dark: Yup. Naraku and Emmet)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Dark:Most of the time. Now I know how Kurama feels)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. (Dark: Duh)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Dark: Yup, that sounds like me) (Pixie-chan: Why are you my editor/coauthor?) (Dark: Cuz I'm jawsome like that)

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (Dark: Nope) (Pixie-chan: -blushes- Hai)

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile (Dark: Yup)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile (Both: YUP!)

If you have run into a sliding glass door paste this in your profile.

If you have mistaken a cat with a skunk paste this on your profile.

If you have slept for almost a whole day, paste this on your profile.

If you have taken a practical joke to a whole other level, paste this in your profile.

If you have been on youtube for more than 5 hours, paste this in your profile.

If your pride gets in the way of your decisions, paste this in your profile. (Dark: Pixie)(Pixie-chan: What?)

If you have ever acted so evilly and unpredictably random one moment then completely forget you did anything and your friends now believe that you have a bad case of short term memory loss, copy and paste this on your profile (Dark: Yup)

If you have spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile (Dark: Yes)

If you had your friends call you an evil, sadistic, malicious, manipulative, conniving, mean little girl, copy and paste this to your profile. (Both: Sure has)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Dark: I know too many. -Growls-)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (Dark: Sammy's stairs are trying to kill me)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile (Dark: All the time)(Pixie-chan: What is wrong with you?)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Dark: -smiles- good times)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Dark: -takes deep breath-)(Pixie-chan: Let me guess... Yup?) (Dark: You read my mind)

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. (Dark: This is getting tiring)

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. (Dark: -smiles-)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (Both: All the way man!)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Dark: See, that's always fun!)

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile. (Pixie-chan: -shivers-) (Dark: Now who's crazy?!)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. (Dark: I hate Preps. They are so... preppy)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (Dark: Where will I be? No one knows)

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. (Dark: Been there, done that)

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. (Both: YEAH)

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile. (Dark: FLY MY MINIONS!! FLY!!)

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Dark: G.T. last year was full of this. Plus conversations I have with my friends. One time, in GT, we were talking about the Civil War and when the class all jumped in, we found ourselves talking about the end of the world and how we wanted to die)(Pixie-chan: And me) (Dark: You are my friend)(Pixie-chan: -Gets teary eyed-)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile (Dark: FINALLY! Someone who isn't as crazy as me!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. (Dark: -smiles-)

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. (Dark: Me)

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. (Dark: Me and my mom both)

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirls

If you have ever been at school and were at a computer for class, but not doing work and surfing the net/reading fanfictions; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever T.V. and as soon as it went to a comercial you ask yourself, "what was i just watching?" copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, paste this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

Everyone has problems, things that don't go as planned, days that they don't want to think of again. Some are worse than others, but we just have to remember, you're not the only one. If you agree, put this on your profile.

If you have misspelled or have forgotten how to spell a word under four letters...put this on your profile

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, put this on your profile

If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If your a procastion addicted idiot, put this on your profile.

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES!

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If you could read that put it in your profile

QUOTES!!

"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so."

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”

“Love doesn't always heal wounds. Strength doesn't always assure victory. Denial doesn't always prevent the inevitable. But revenge is always sweet to the bitter.”

“Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.”

“Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.”

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."

"Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."

"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."

"A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'"

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet"

"No one is a virgin, the world screws us all."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."

"I ran into my ex the other day... Put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!"

"Success comes before work... only in the dictionary."

"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it."

"My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore."

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

"I laugh in the face of danger then I hide till it goes away."

"Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs..."

"Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake

"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."-Hiei

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me!"

"When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the fucking hell you did it."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same"

"I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!"

"I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm outta bubble gum." - Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh)

"You know, I once read that in a fortune cookie." - Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh)

"You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones."

"Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like u anymore!"

"Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough"

"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory"

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't"

"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey"

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"

"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?"

"Just be yourself everyone else is taken."

"Strength is no more than how well you hide your pain."

"Drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."

"I'll send you to the deepest pits of Hell, and while you're there, you can lick the Devil's ass, Incognito!" - Alucard

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

"When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

I can't remember where I got these, but I thought these were funny

Kagome narrowed her eyes at him. "You're just saying that cause you want to get laid!" she yelled.

"Kagome, your beautiful not fat." Naraku told her.

"Naraku, do you really mean it?" Kagome asked as she picked up her knife. Naraku gulped.

"Yes, I mean it." He told her

Kagome set her knife back down, and picked up her fork and began to eat.

"Mmmm." Kagome cried. "Naraku, baby...my water just broke." Kagome told him. "That’s ok, sweet heart, I will just go in to the kitchen and get you another one." Naraku said as he stood up and walked in to the kitchen, only to come running back out a few seconds later. "What did you just say?" Naraku asked Kagome.

"I said my water broke, they're coming."she said .

"You mean now?" he asked her.

"Yes now!" Kagome yelled.

"You'll never touch me again."Kagome growled at him. "Kagome breathe." he said to her. "You breathe!" she yelled. Naraku stepped away from her.

"Hi princess." Tsubaki cooed. "You don't want any do you?" Muso asked Tsubaki. Tsubaki looked at him. "Not right now but someday." she told him. Onigumo didn't look at Lexi. "Don't you want a baby?" Lexi asked Onigumo. Onigumo paled.

"Kagome you were big, it's going to take sometime before that weight drops." Tsubaki said with a smile. Kagome glared at her.

"Naraku do you think I'm fat?" Kagome asked him.

"Don't answer that." Muso said.

Naraku looked at him then Kagome. Onigumo smirked to himself.

"Kagome, you know you're beautiful." he said.

"I am fat!" Kagome cried.

"Your not fat, your beautiful, it is only the baby weight." Naraku told him.

"Weight means fat!" Kagome cried.

"Maybe you guys should leave." Naraku told them.

"That’s a good Idea. Kanna, wanna come with us?" Muso asked her.

"Sure!" Kanna told him.

Every body in the house left, Kagome and Naraku sat on the couch with the babies in front of them.

"I knew that would get them to leave." Kagome told him.

Naraku smirked.

When they woke up the next morning Cho and Hotaru were looking at their sleeping parent's Cho grabbed onto Kagome's night gown and played with the string. Hotaru on the other hand took his little hand and balled it in a fist and hit Naraku on the nose.

Naraku laughed. "Yep, he is going to be just like me." He said out loud, which made Hotaru cry. "Oh no, I was joking!! Your going to be like your mom!!" Naraku half yelled. Hotaru giggled.

"Kagome, they don’t like me." Naraku told her.

"Naraku, your right, they don’t like you, they love you." Kagome told him.

"Yea, as if." Naraku mumbled.

"It's kind of hard to tell right now." Naraku told her as he sat Hotaru back down and patted Cho on the head. Cho reached up and swatted at Naraku's hand.

"She's going to be like her mother, one hundred percent." Naraku told her as he sucked on the scratch that Cho gave him.

"I think that she will be a daddy's girl." Kagome told him.

"Yeah, only when she needs a scratching post." Naraku told her.

"Cho has an attitude problem." Naraku told them as he walked back over to the playpen.

"Aww, how can the little butterfly have an attitude so early in life?" Muso said as he picked up Cho. Big mistake, Cho vomited on him. "I think she just did that on purpose." Muso told them as he sat her back down. "Go get a shirt out of my closet." Naraku told him.

Naraku cleaned Cho off. "What did you do to make her so evil?" Onigumo asked him. "I didn’t do anything to her, I think she takes after her mother." Naraku said as he sat down.

Muso came back down and sat as far away from Cho as he could.

Naraku looked down at her. Naraku sighed and picked her up and placed her on the floor to play. Another big mistake. Cho some how found her way onto Muso's lap. "Help?" Muso pleaded "She seems to have taken to you." Naraku told him.

"That’s just my luck!" Muso said out loud.

"Well maybe this justifies what you did to my swords." Naraku told him.

Muso picked her up. "Let's make a deal you treat me nice and when you get older I'll protect your boyfriends from daddy." He said to her. Cho smiled at him and laid her head on his chest. "It worked." Muso said.

These are from a story that I can no longer find, so if anyone knows the name, please tell me

"I don’t sleep," Hiei said. "I rest."

"That’s Lord Idiot to you, three eyes!" Koenma fumed.

(Between Hiei and Kagome)

"Hold it like this, Baka!"

"Like this?"

"Hell no! Not unless you want to kill yourself to save your enemy the bother!"

"This?"

"Kuso! Here, give me that!"

"No! I can get it!"

"Pathetic human, give it here!"

"No!"

THUNK

"Ouch!"

"...sorry..."

"At least you are holding it correctly now."

"I am? Hey! Kurama, look! That was almost a compliment!" Kagome cheered brightly.

"Why are you in such a bad mood?" he snapped back at her.

Kagome glared at the dog demon, the glint of anger in her eyes making several of the others in the room hastily step back.

"Wh-why?" she questioned in a soft voice. "You want to know why? Fine. I’ll tell you. Because you never showed up yesterday when I asked you to. Because I know something that may be important to our mission. Because I didn’t get my final Literature assignment finished since I fell asleep. Because some strange demon arrived and attacked Hiei in my bedroom, then kissed me," she ignored the gasps, "only to leave just as suddenly as he arrived to attack Hiei again. Who by and by, left me alone in here with him to begin with!" She glared at the wide eyed Jaganashi, her voice steadily rising. "Then, I stopped the stupid, pointless fight, which was started because of a split lip I gave to myself. Because then, Kurama shows up, injured and I help him. Where he proceeds to fall asleep on my bed, sprawled, I might add, so there was no room for even Byou to share the pillow."

"Mreow..." Byou agreed.

"Is that all? Feh-"

"No. I’m in a really foul mood because I slept on goddamned STOOL!" Kagome sat down abruptly on said stool and glared at her literature book. "I never got my assignment done..." she hefted the book once before chucking it at Inuyasha’s head. "AND the hot water stopped working. AND," the can of pencils was aimed at Hiei, who was too shocked to move out of the way. "I’m awake at 7:00 in the morning, on the one day I have left to sleep in before going back to the past with you." She threw the stapler at Kurama who easily caught the object so she followed it with a candle in a jar which made a slightly satisfying smack on his left shoulder. "Because I have finals tomorrow and I can’t study. Because," she eyed the stool she was sitting on and trained her eyes on Kuwabara’s hunched figure but decided against it. "Yesterday was my mother and fathers anniversary and for the first time, I completely forgot, I’m a horrible daughter. And," she crossed her arms daring anyone to say anything, "It’s that time of month."

Wisely, everyone kept very quiet and very still, even if the guys paled visibly at that last comment.

The Strongest Ties

By: Sylvannastar

Dear Kagome and Sesshoumaru,

Kikyou insisted that she prove she had a sense of humor. So we’re warning you ahead of time that this was NOT our idea. She thought it would be fitting to put Kinoko in a place where she would constantly see everything she’d lost through her twisted revenge plot. Kikyou begged me to tell you to mate in front of it at least once. Sick I know but that’s what she told me to write. Apparently Kinoko is not dead. When the arrows struck some of Kagome’s power was somehow mixed in there as well; Kikyou seems to think it was some sort of residual power from the jewel. The arrow turned her to stone but she’s completely aware of everything that’s going on around her. She can see and hear yet can do nothing about it. Don’t even ask how we got it but I will say that even Kikyou is full of surprises still. Miroku actually dared me to take what you called ‘a leak’ on her but Kikyou stopped me. Let us know what you think of the gift.

Inu Yasha

"Into the dragon’s jaws." Sesshoumaru murmured.

"And right out its ass." Inu Yasha exclaimed, smirking at the expression on Sesshoumaru’s face.

Cracked, But Not Broken

By: (Dark: I forgot, but it's somewhere in my favorites)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up! But that shit was fun, huh"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

831 means I LOVE YOU 8 letters 3 words and 1 meaning

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

Gomen Nasai, Minna-san.

Most/All of the stories will have to be put on hold at the moment. Pixie-chan is really sick and I am swamped with school work and I have been getting sick too. So we are doing the best we can. The next chapters will take a while, but we are trying to get them done.

Another note. Gomen nasai about not updating. Pixie-chan is not responding to any of my emails and I am swamped with school work and projects and such. We will be updating soon, but not now. It is really important for me to pass. If I don't, then say good bye to Dark Hanyou-sama. But, before Pixie-chan became unresponsive, she mentioned that she was really depressed because one of her best friends died in a car crash. I am starting to fear the worst.

Plus my keyboard isn't working. he 't' and 'y' button aren't working, so I have to copy and paste them. Also backspace and shift aren't working, and it will be a while before I can get another keyboard.

Batman fucking rules!

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

" I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

"Why so serious?"

" And here we go."

" The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!"

" This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them."

" Do I look like a guy with a plan?"

" See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve." -Joker (Dark Knight Movie!) (Dark: Joker rules! He kicks ass!)