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since: 09-22-06, id: 1136777, Profile Updated: 11-01-12
country: USA
Author has written 31 stories for Invader Zim, X-Men: Evolution, Lilo & Stitch, Super Smash Brothers, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Cartoon X-overs, X-overs, Mario, Naruto, One Piece, Soul Calibur, Pokémon, My Little Pony, No More Heroes, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

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1. Red Velvet's Memoirs » reviews
Rotting in a cell beneath Canterlot, one of Equestria's greatest killers looks back on his life, on his rise and fall. Examines sociopathy in a love-based world, the nature of predators, potion-brewing, and interracial tensions. Rated for violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-26-12 - Published: 5-21-12
2. Wolves and Lambs: a Red Velvet Story
A murder is committed in the dungeons of Canterlot, and the guards suspect a Changeling is the culprit. But to find the Changeling, they need to think like a monster... which means they need to turn to the twisted psychologist pony locked in the maximum-security wing. Can he help them find the imposter before the bodies pile up? A companion story to Red Velvet's Memoirs.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Published: 11-1-12
3. Nuzlocke Black: Shine a Light in the Darkness » reviews
Layla is a newbie Pokemon trainer who sets out to become champion of Unova, Team Plasma be damned, but who is she, really? Nothing is what it seems on the surface. Based on a Nuzlocke run of Pkmn Black. Rated for violence, strong language. No pairings.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 6-8-11 - Tepig/Pokabu
4. Defending Earth Attack Force reviews
When Dib finally captures Zim and tells the world, the government is forced to put together a team of young talent to defend the Earth from the likes of the Glorft and the Irken Empire. Many fandoms. Currently in Act 0. Planned to run long.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-10
5. A Winn3r is You! » reviews
The main plotline for my third character tournament of the same name. When a shadowy organization invites the unwanted attention of Hell itself, the forces create a tournament and fill it with pawns in hope of outsmarting the other. Inquire within.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-12-10 - Published: 10-17-10
6. A Winner Is Two: Chiaroscuro » reviews
Latest piece of the A Winner Is Two storyline. Shadow the Hedgehog shakes off his early loss to Dr. Robotnik to deal with the crisis looming at BORED HQ. Can he ferry the BORED members to safety and fulfill his contract? Should he?
Crossover - X-overs & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,917 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-14-10 - Published: 3-2-10 - Shadow
7. A Winner Is Two: A Survivalist Is You! » reviews
The introductory chapter to my new tournament event, A Winner Is Two! As the day of the tournament draws near, the members of the sinister organization BORED and the strongest Enforcers they could hire begin to gather at their base on Grand Cross Isle.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-23-10 - Published: 3-28-09
8. A Winner Is Two: Where There's Smoke » reviews
Commodore Smoker is sent on a mission by Marine HQ, only to find he's to enforce the rules in a dubious survival tournament on a private island. Will he rebel against A Winner Is Two, or play the game for the possibility of a promotion? Part of AWI2.
Crossover - X-overs & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,015 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-2-10 - Published: 6-9-09 - Smoker
9. A Winner Is Two: Desperate Struggle » reviews
Travis Touchdown is contracted by a mysterious agency to enforce the rules at their deathmatch survival tournament, A Winner Is Two. Will he be able to keep the contestants - and his own thirst for blood - in line? Rated for violence and language.
Crossover - X-overs & No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,022 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 6-1-09 - Travis T.
10. BloodSport: Domm's Journey » reviews
My entry into the dA contest, Blood-Sport. The story of my character Domm as he is blackmailed by the Empire into a gladiatorial tournament with some of the Empire's best and worst. OC centric, no CC except perhaps the Tallest, rated T for violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,824 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 6-11-08
11. Null exe reviews
627, newly renamed Bloodbath, is back, and he wants to have some fun and create an ohana of his own. But his idea of fun consists of violence and a path of wanton destruction. Can Stitch and co. stop him, when they all have troubles of their own?
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-24-09
12. John Doe reviews
A man wakes up in the forest near Celadon City with no memory. Follow him as he journeys to discover his true nature, and learn why Team Rocket is after him. Rated T for violence and language. No pairings, but contains some OCs.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-09
13. The Sword of Salvation reviews
Zoro finds a new sword in the chest of a dead pirate. It's a fantastic blade - but it's cursed. Zoro's not afraid of any cursed sword, but can he handle this one? Slightly OP-centric. Rated for violence, swearing, and suggestive dialogue.
Crossover - Soul Calibur & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-16-09 - Cervantes & Zoro
14. Price Tag: The Relentless reviews
A band of superpowered refugees, led by Beast Boy, are trying to dodge swarms of bounty hunters spawned by a law requiring arrest of all super individuals. One hunter in particular may be more than they can handle... part of the Price Tag collab series.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-09
15. A Winner is You! » reviews
Characters from all canons are gathering at De Centro Del Mundo, The Mall of the World, for a fighting tournament the likes of which the world has never seen. The prize? Fame, fortune, and one wish. Introduction to my A Winner Is You! tournament.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,558 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 2-25-08
16. The Betrayal Rewritten » reviews
A rewrite of my first fanfiction, The Betrayal. Tak secures an Irken ally in her quest to take Zim's mission, but can Tak trust him? Can he trust Tak? Single OC. Rated T for mild language and violence. Updated Mondays.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 12-1-08 - Tak & Zim
17. One Piece: The Shining Sabre Crew reviews
Dyne Marco, an enigmatic captain with a unique, sunlight-absorbing sabre, has begun his journey, gathering a motley crew of swordsmen pirates. His goal is to find One Piece... and destroy it at all costs. OC-centric, rated T for violence and language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-15-08
18. Taking in Rescues reviews
A hobo takes up Jumba's job offer as a test subject and gets more than he bargained for. Oneshot. Transformation themes. First-person, OC perspective.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-4-08 - Complete
19. Fox Hunting » reviews
Kyuubi's weakening the seal, slowly but surely. Naruto's afraid to tell anybody. How long can he go through the motions of his life before the seal ruptures completely? And what happens then? First-person, plentiful action, high T rating.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 7-21-08 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi
20. Price Tag: Boarding House » reviews
Sequel to Yellowfur's Price Tag. In a city where superpowered people are hunted, mutant supremacists like the Brotherhood are forced by their environment to become rebel heroes against overwhelming odds. High T rating for violence and profanity.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete
21. Things I Learned From Super Mario reviews
Video games, like any other form of art or entertainment, teach us valuable life lessons. Sometimes, these lessons are hilarious. Here are forty things learned from the Mario series. Oneshot.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
22. The Tryouts » reviews
To qualify people for Brawl, Master Hand has decided to have the new candidates duel current Smashers to determine the worthy candidates! Actiony, with a side of humor! Rated T for language, intensely violent fight scenes, and humorous gruesome death.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,012 - Reviews: 172 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 4-3-07
23. His Greatest Battle reviews
At Jumba's funeral, Stitch gives a strange speech. When Lilo asks him about it later, she learns more than she ever wanted to know about her lover's greatest battle. Oneshot, StitchxLilo? Warning: Dark and twisted.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete
24. Rebel Without a Cause » reviews
627 and Hamsterviel have teamed up, creating 6 new Experiments. What better use for them than revenge? At the same time, Lilo, Stitch and company face the threat of 628, who has arrived to confront Jumba about his true nature. Sequel to Experiment 000.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,612 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 6-25-07 - Complete
25. After These Messages reviews
Dante and Randall suffer through a commercial break during one of their favorite movies. Based in Clerks the Animated Series, but contains numerous cameos from other cartoons. Try to name them all! Oneshot. Rated T for moderate language and innuendo.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-07 - Complete
26. Things I Learned from Invader Zim reviews
Cartoons can teach us so much. Here are many of the things I've learned while watching Invader Zim. Read and enjoy this delicious oneshot, HUMAN!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-28-07 - Complete
27. Dommination Industries » reviews
Sequel to Shadowboxing. When the Tallest decide drastic measures are necessary to remove that little thorn in their side, they hire a team of bounty hunters like no other.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,331 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 1-18-07 - Zim - Complete
28. Things I Learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog reviews
A good cartoon teaches you things. Funny things. Here are 25 of the valuable life lessons I learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Rated K plus, like the show should be. My first oneshot! Oh yeah, review, please.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete
29. Experiment 000 » reviews
000, the Experiment that Jumba hid. Unfortunately, nothing stays hidden forever, and he has been released. Can Lilo and Stitch defeat the selfstyled ultimate villain, a foe beyond the scope of all they have fought before? Rated for violence, swearing.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,704 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 2-26-07 - Published: 11-20-06 - Complete
30. Shadowboxing » reviews
Sequel to The Betrayal by Yellowfur. Does Zim's new Pak upgrade spell doom for earth...or Zim? Will Kloof stand by, or help poor Dib out? And what does Tak have to say about this? Rated T for possible language and violence later on. My first fanfic!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 9-25-06 - Tak - Complete
31. Pyromania Lost » reviews
Pyro has been in the Brotherhood for two weeks now, and life is good. But after a mysterious attack on the XMansion, Pyro wakes up to find he doesn't enjoy burning things anymore! Can Pyro get his 'crazy' back? Rated T for violence and swearing. Has O
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-1-07 - Published: 10-30-06 - Pyro - Complete
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