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since: 09-22-06, id: 1136907, Profile edited: 09-16-08
country: Philippines
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.

hey people! welcome to my boring profile!! It's so simple that even my computer is sooo bored...

-- on the process of updating my stories and my life.


Hi there.

The name's Merille.

My age is well, not important. But if you wanna know... just guess!

I have black, but some say very dark brown hair. I have the hairstyle of Kairi from Kingdom Hearts, the short one, so just picture it.

I love to write everything on my mind. Even just a word that suddenly enters my mind!

ff.net, Writing, Neopets, Naruto, Twilight Saga, Simple Plan, Ipod, and internet are my addictions!

I like the rain. I hate the sun.

I always daydream.

I'm often talking to myself.

Yeah, I have an inner self who is evil, in a good way. Just think about it.

I'm weird.

I like being weird.

I'm a kid at heart.

I don't like plastics or posers.

I am always hyperventilating...

...whenever I see the word Volvo

...when I hear the name Edward

...when someone dazzles me and think he is a vampire.

...when I see a picture of Sasuke

I'm a shy person. Some people think of me as a snob, but the truth is, I'm just really shy in person.

I'm not athletic! Heavens no. P.E. is required from Grade 1 to 4th year High School, so yeah, I'm pretty much tortured.

I hate math and equations! Eww... Not only because I suck at the subject but also for the fact that they make my life complicated and hard.

I so hate school!

Just look at my friendster page for more about me!

http://www.friendster.com/authoressnextdoor

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FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

SasuSaku - my absolute fave!! yesh...they are so cute together and they are SO for each other. Sakura understands

him more than anybody else. Sakura's the one who will and can make Sasuke's winter cold heart melt!!

NejiTen - they are cute too! Just like SasuSaku, Ten-ten understands Neji more than anyone else!!

NaruHina - Naruto may be blind to Hinata's love but they will end up together!!

Kakashi x Rin - cute pair! I like fanfics where Kakashi finds out that Rin is alive...and that she has hidden feelings for Kakashi.

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WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26, Sasusakufan2357, Sam-AkA-SakuxSasuLover, fakeangel100, rayray-rchl-chan, -authoress-next-door-

if you think karin from Naruto is a fuck'n whore copy this and paste it into your profile

SING IN THE TUNE OF 'I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and Kill Karin

With a death bomb

BANG! BOOM!

Karin's on the floor

No more stupid SLUT slash WHORE

!!-fyi- I made this up a long time ago!!


insane.crazy.weird.insane.crazy.weird.insane.crazy.weird.insane.crazy.weird.insane.crazy.weird.insane.crazy.weird.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this!

If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world copy this into your profile

If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, copy into you profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is sexy/hot/absolutley drop dead gorgeous, copy into you profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't funny to anyone anymore, post this.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

...o0o...

Girl Talk
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

dum dee dum dee dum...

Sasuke and Sakura will be together forever!!

BELIEVE IT!!

"...it takes quite a lot of good deeds to make people love you. But it only takes one lousy error for them to hate you." -from yours truly

"Because she'd rather you become one of the eternal damned than get married." -edward cullen, new moon

"...why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? ... ... because it feels so good when I stop." -meredith grey, grey's anatomy




1. Feel My Pain » reviews
Kakashi, Naruto, and Sai left Konoha without any word. Sakura goes into a very high-class mission and decides to let her old friends feel the pain they've caused her. Is revenge really that sweet?
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 4-13-08
2. The Mission That Sucked » reviews
Team Kakashi had a mission on Christmas. What'll happen when Team Hebi interferes? And what's this about Sakura getting married?
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 2-25-08
3. Ghost Memories » reviews
Sasuke returns only to find out that Sakura is dead. Is she really dead? And what's the noise coming out from her old apartment? Read and find out.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 5-17-08
4. Songs From the Heart » reviews
Sasuke returns...wow what a surprise...he sees a certain girl singing. Beautiful voice but underneath it was broken heart. Crappy summary. Please R and R. rated to be sure.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,431 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 8-12-07
5. Fate » reviews
Sakura finds out that she's really from Cloud City, a high-tech place where special ninjas trained. Will she accept her fate or will she choose to wander off after being banished from Konoha? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 5-14-08
6. Sad Sakura reviews
Fluff to get rid of writer's block. Who's the most beautiful? R and R.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-21-08
7. No more Sasuke, No more Icha Icha, No more Ramen! » reviews
Team Kakashi had a bet. Naruto said he and kakashi had distractions and sakura doesn't. but will she win when someone returns the day after the bet?
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 9-3-07
8. You said » reviews
Sasuke and Sakura, Itachi's innocent, Orochimaru is not and a lot of things will happen. I suck at summaries so please just read and review! Tnx. STORY FINISHED!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 1-21-07
9. Jacob and Edward's Valentine Gift reviews
Who has a better gift? Honestly? Made for my best friend and my cousin and her boyfriend. They are so gonna kill me for this.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
10. Sad Story reviews
one shot. just read and review! thanks a bunch!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-19-07
11. This Time reviews
Sakura's 18th birthday. ONESHOT. SasuSaku.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 2-7-07
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