Okay, the story that I had posted 'Heart of White', was receiving some rather harsh criticism and I decided to take it down. I was hoping that people would see it as a story of pure fantasy, because that's what it was, and nothing more. Yes, I know Ruth was small, and Ruth was supposed to be the only white. I know all the things that were mentioned in my reviews.

You see, my brain tends to wander and as I was reading 'The White Dragon' I got to thinking; what if Ruth wasn't the only white? What if white dragons suddenly became a norm? It was a thought of pure fantasy and perhaps I should have mentioned this at the introduction of the story. And, to another reviewer, I had imagined Ruth a bit bigger than how you described. Tiny dragons to me are like fire-lizards, or Mushu from the Disney movie 'Mulan'. That's just how I pictured Ruth. Now, if perhaps, anyone would just like to read the story, seeing as it didn't get so good a reaction as I thought it might here, you can e-mail me and I will send you what chapters I have.

A note to those that e-mail: The story will finish at four chapters long, and I will write an epilogue if you wish.

Yours, Vikki

Name: Vikki Firewings
AKA: Hikari no Vikki, Time Sorceror, Lady Dragonwolf, and Kiko-chan by mou hitori no boku.
Gender: Female (unless you know a guy with the name Vikki...)
Age: 16
Birthday: October 18th
Job: Authoress; Pokémon League Grand Master of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn and PHQ constructor in Orre, and kyu-ti- (Again, by my yami. By the way, it means cutie in english.) .
Hobbies: Writing, Drawing, Reading, Playing video games, Studying Pokémon battle strategies, Rock collecting, plotting ways on how to wake up my Yami (Yami Vikki: WHAT?!), and Yu-Gi-Oh deck collecting.
Muses:
~Dark Link: My total best friend (and favorite obsession). Mainly in charge of helping me combat writer's block.
~Link: Dark Link's "twin", he helps me with action/adventure plots. Gotta love that action, no?
~Flameheart: She's my strongest (aside from a Blastoise I used have... damn connection erased it while trading) of my usual PKMN party and is my personal Charizard from my oh so ancient Pokemon Red. She's my most active muse, and inspires me in both drama and angst. Note how many stories I have include angst...
~Yami Vikki: My adorable yami! She's a bit elusive (due to the fact that I'm somehow both cute and scary to her at the same time), but manages to inspire me in the category of humor (mostly sarcastic) and crossovers. Plus, she's fun to to wake up in various ways... (giggles)
~Yugi and Yami Yugi: My favorite couple. They inspire me on suspense and mystery which play cue roles in my stories. They're so kawaii!!
~Chika: My adorable kitten. Chika is even more strange and elusive than my Yami because she is literally a half demon, half angel. Looks aside, she inspires me generally in romance and fantasy, but she also inspires me in the dark catagory of horror. Though very rarely, when the subject of horror does come up, you know that Chika has had a part to play in it.

Characters I Own:

~Victoria: First Appearance: The Time Keeper. Victoria is a spirited young woman with many emotional issues. The only things that help her balance them are her lover, Shadow, and her magic. She hopes one day to unlock the secrets to her distant past and do justice to her mother's death.
~Peter/Shadow: First Appearance: The Time Keeper. Also known as Shadow from Shadow Watcher. A shadowed young man with a dark past he wants to bury and forget. His emotional status isn't much better than his lover, Victoria, but he can control it a little better than she can. He wants to seek revenge on his former "father" and do to him what was done to himself a long time ago.
~Sylvia Thymmalis: First Appearance: Shadow Watcher. Once she was a former Elvish princess, married to the Hylian king Daphnes. The child she'd borne him she couldn't love, so she faked her own death and fled. She is Time Queen, mother to Victoria, and the one who cursed Shadow, though she regrets it.
~Alexandria Silverwings: First Appearance: Harry Potter and the Spirit Riders. A mysterious young witch that is currently trying to find out what her purpose is in life. The few things that are known about her are that she is married and has children.
~Shadow Sliverwings: First Appearance: Harry Potter and the Spirit Riders. Also known as Peter, Shadow is a Ministry Auror that was in charge of hunting down Death Eaters back when Voldemort was in power. He is now second in command to the top Auror, Alastor Moody. He covets his son Gabriel and dotes on his daughter, Aria.
~Gabriel Sliverwings: First Appearance: Harry Potter and the Spirit Riders. Calm, caring, and resolute, Gabriel has unnaturally spiky white-blond hair and gold eyes. He's the oldest of all his siblings (only by a minute or so, but who's counting?) and they all look up to him, especially his little brother, James.
~Aria Sliverwings: First Appearance: Harry Potter and the Spirit Riders. Aria is the observer, she looks out for things that others can't see first glance. She is in every way like her mother from the golden hair to the pretty blue eyes.
~James Sliverwings: First Appearance: Harry Potter and the Spirit Riders. A mischievous boy with mist-black hair like his father, Shadow. The only thing that doesn't belong to Shadow is his mother's blue eyes.
~Andrew Sliverwings: First Appearance: Harry Potter and the Spirit Riders. James' twin brother. Andrew looks exactly like James does, except he's a little more shy than his brother. Don't be fooled by his innocent looks because not all of his 'good intentions' are good.
~Yami Vikki: First Appearance: My bio. See description in the "Muses" section. She can be leased (briefly) to people who wish to use her in their intros with my permission.
~Crystal Brightheart: First Appearance: Quest of the Four Sword. Beautiful, witty, and funny to boot, Crystal can be fun to be around. She has bright orange-red hair and pale jade green eyes, and though she doesn't look it, she carries both a heavy burden and a harsh temper.
~Alexia Brightheart: First Appearance: Quest of the Four Sword. One of Crystal's best friends and her dark half, Alexia is cool, collected, and very possessive. She was created out of Crystal's fear for pain and suffering years ago during the fire that killed Crystal's parents. (Played by my yami).
~Lysander Daniels: First Appearance: Quest of the Four Sword. Some would call him perfect, but he knows he's far from it. Lysander can manipulate water and wind and is a bit too careless with his words. He's sensitive, kind, and has a bit of a soft spot for Crystal.
~Ashley Willis: First Appearance: Quest of the Four Sword. Loud, outspoken, and as friendly as a lapdog, she's basically a big ball of fun and fluff. She's one cool cat, and absolutely delicious, she's cute as a button, and pretty too. She's not all the way straight, or all the way not, but somewhere in the middle, so one would say she's bi.
~Eliza Starlight: First Appearance: Quest of the Four Sword. Her cousin adores her, Ashley flirts with her, and on top of that she's emotionally challenged. Eliza is, when alone, quiet and reserved, but when with friends she's a social addict. Cautious about everything and an expert on LoZ enemies, she's handy to have around. ~Owyn Glyndwr: First Appearance: Charlie Bone and the Lost Stones of Power. A strange, but accomplished individual. He's a headstrong fourteen-year-old with the extraordinary ability to negate the powers of others. His pale complexion and white-blond hair would make anyone think he was an albino, but instead his eyes glow a bright, vibrant gold. However, if one looks closely, one can occasionally see a flicker of green... ~Solomon Glyndwr: First Appearance: Charlie Bone and the Lost Stones of Power. An ancestor of Jocelyn and Owyn, Solomon came from the time of the Red King in search of help. His soul is currently trapped within Owyn's heart, but they are on good terms.
~Jocelyn Glyndwr: First Appearance: Charlie Bone and the Lost Stones of Power. Not much is known about Owyn's mother, other than the facts that she is a sorceress of sorts and she teaches at Bloor's Academy. She's also an endowed, but what kind is unknown.
~Enya Maeve: First Appearance: Charlie Bone and the Lost Stones of Power. Owyn's thirteen-year-old cousin. A drama queen in every way, she knows at least, how to have fun. She's not to shy about using her endowment of fire against someone if they irritate her, or if they get her on a full-fledged anger spree. She, like her cousin, is headstrong, and she doesn't back down from a fight, especially with someone from the Bloor's side.
~Alexis Charity: First Appearance: Charlie Bone and the Lost Stones of Power. The most mysterious of the trio of new students to arrive at Bloor's. There is little known about her by others, but inside she's very scared though she is hard to coax out of something she knows in her heart and/or mind is right. Her emotions are unstable, and so is her endowed ability, which seems to act at random times of the day.

Favorite Movie/Random/Anything Quotes

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005):
-"MUMBLER! Seriously, I can not understand a word you are saying" -Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp)
-"Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most." -Willy Wonka (Also Johnny Depp)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (The one with Gene Wilder...):
-"She must've been a bad egg." -Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)

Pirates of the Carribean
-"Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow
-"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it." -Captain Jack Sparrow
-"You've burned all the food, the shade, the rum!" "Yes the rum is gone." "Why is the rum gone?" "One because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectable man into scoundrels, two that flame is over a thousand feet high the entire Port Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think there is any chance that they won't see it!" "BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!" -Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
-"A pair of sea turtles strapped to my feet." "Not so easy is it?" -Will Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow
-"Oh bugger." -Captain Jack Sparrow
-"A little seasoning, ey mates?" -Captain Jack Sparrow
-"Where's that monkey so I can shoot it?" -Captain Jack Sparrow
-"Why is the rum always gone? Oh. That's why." -Captain Jack Sparrow
-"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
-"Shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that." -Hagrid
-"What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?" "I- I don't know, sir." "Clearly, fame isn't everything." -Snape and Harry

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
-"Professor Moody! Is that a student!" "Well technically it's a ferret right now."- Professor McGonagall and Mad Eye Moody.
-"Oh my god, I killed Harry Potter!" -Neville Longbottom

Random Stuff
-"I'm skishy!" -A quote from my second best friend Kayla
-"Yeah, all I've got left to put up is socks and underwears." -Me when my mouth wasn't quite with my brain
-"Recipit! Squeesta!" -Me on sugar rush
-"You're arguing with yourself! And losing!" -Kayla quoting a line from one of her favorite shows
-"Burps say I love you, and farts say I care." -Me and my dad

Road/Restaurant Signs
-"Beaumont: 25miles. El Paso: 820miles." -Nuff said.
-"Pa Shop" -The w and the n were burnt out.
-"Chili" -Maybe they were only selling chili that night...
-"American Oversize Load" -Like we need to be oversized.

That's all for now.

Current Interests:

Favorite Video Games: Pokémon (all titles for GC, GBA/SP, DS, and N64), Sims: Orignial, Pets, and Vactaion (Mac), Sims 2: Original and Pets (GC), Yu-Gi-Oh Falsebound Kingdom (GC), Kingdom Hearts I + II (PS2), Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories (GBA/SP), The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (GC), The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask (N64), Final Fantasy X, X-2, XII (PS2)

Anime: Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, Card Captor Sakura and Spirited Away

Other: Zelda, Eragon, Warriors, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Inkheart, and the Charlie Bone series

Music Artists: Cascada, Hilary Duff, Aly and AJ, Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, Aqua, Ashley Gearing, Rascal Flatts, Nox Arcana, Nightwish, ATeens, and T.A.T.U.

Favorite Pairings of the Moment:
Legend of Zelda OoT: Link/Zelda, Dark Link/Link, OC/Dark Link
Legend of Zelda TP: Midna/Link
Yu-Gi-Oh: Yugi/Atem, Joey/Kaiba, Marik/Y.Bakura, Marik/Y.Marik, Bakura/Y.Bakura
Card Captor Sakura: Clow/Yue, Yukito/Touya, Sakura/Shaoran
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles: Fye/Kurogane, Syaoran/Sakura
Kingdom Hearts I, II, and CoM: Sora/Riku, Sora/Roxas, Roxas/Axel, Leon/Cloud, Xemnas/Saix, Demyx/Zexion, Maluxia/Vexen
Charlie Bone: Lysander/Tancred, Charlie/Emma, Charlie/Manfred, and Ehren Hatten's Morgan/Asa (kawaii!!)
Harry Potter: Harry/Snape, Harry/Ron, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Hermione/Snape
Heroes: Nathan/Peter, Hiro/Adam, West/Claire
House: House/Wilson
The Host: Ian/Wanda, Jared/Melanie
Inkheart: Silvertongue/Dustfinger, Mortimer/Teresa, Meggie/Farid

Current Mark(s) of Happiness For Hikari no Vikki (things that make her smile):
- sleep. Lots of it. (I have to wake up at friggin' 5:30 am for school... I need all of it I can get.)
- CHOCOLATE!! When I get cravings, get outta my way...
- going home for the weekend (ahh... relax that tired brain...)
- actually updating a story (it's a rare thing.. -_-;)
- good reviews (hinthintwinkwink... oh screw that, REVIEW!!)
- my prison-I mean lover... Dark Link sends his love (fangirls swoon in background).

Random Quote of the Moment:
"Oh chosen by the godesses, beware, those who do not know the danger of wielding power will, before long, be ruled by it. Never forget that..." --Light Spirit Lanayru (after the really disturbing cut-scene in Twilight Princess)

Current Fanfiction:

Zelda:
- LoZ: The Time Keeper- Summary: Previously known as Divine Impurity. Following the events of Ocarina of Time, a girl with a legacy she knows nothing about joins the fight against Ganon. She falls in love with the Hero’s shadow, and is caught up in a war that seems impossible to win. (Status: Complete)
- Twilight- Summary: “In the Twilight, the sun does not shine. In the Twilight, if blood and shadows do not intimidate you, then death will take you.” Read on viewers, but read with caution; the Twilight is not as forgiving as I. (Status: Complete)
- Shadow Watcher- Summary: A Light’s shadow is watching him he feels sorrow in his heart. Why if he cares so much about his light, does he feel no need to be his shield? He sees in him so much more, but will it be enough, when they meet face to face? (Status: Complete)
- Quest of the Four Sword- Summary: For one, I can’t write a good title to save my life, but that’s not the point. While playing a round of Four Swords Adventures (how original), the game goes on the fritz and not only does the game suck us in, but it turns one of our number against us. We're caught up in the struggle between two evils; Ganon's lust for power, and Vaati's escape from it. (Chapter 6 up. Status: In Progress)

Yu-Gi-Oh:
- Shadow, Light, and Twilight- Summary: Useless drabble about Light and Shadow and what happens when Twilight intervenes. Has some references from the Zelda game Twilight Princess. Please review! (Status: Complete)
- When You Walk on Both Sides of the Mirror- Summary: Yugi’s lament to himself because he is unsure of who mou hitori no boku really is. His yami hears Yugi’s little song but since he doesn’t wish to reveal himself yet, he writes down his reply so he can assure his hikari that he is who he says he is. (Status: Complete)
- Diary of a Phantom: A Songfic Diary- Summary: You all know that Yugi's rather the secluded one & doesn't really voice out his problems. His Yami is seclusive too but only because he's not really sure of what to to do. Their solution: a diary. Read the diaries of both Yugi & Yami during their travels. (Chapter 7 coming soon. Status: On Hiatus)

Harry Potter:
- Harry Potter and the Spirit Riders- Summary: One night, a witch named Alexandria Silverwings receives two letters from a friend for her son Gabriel and daughter Aria. A boy by the name of Harry Potter gets his own letter. They are letters to a school. Letters, to Hogwarts. (Status: ON HIATUS - IN PROGRESS OF REVISION)

Charlie Bone:
- Charlie Bone and the Lost Stones of Power- Summary: Charlie's father has been found, strange things are happening at Bloor's, and four new students have enrolled each with a peculiar endowment of their own. And what's more, Asa is missing! But unfortunately for Charlie, a new, more sinister danger is afoot. Can Charlie save Asa before it's too late? (Chapter 13 up. Status: On Hiatus)

Set in the sixth book of the Charlie Bone Series. Some definite spoilers if you haven't read any of the books, particularly books five and six. And some references to four. Also my longest running multi-chapter story. So far.

Kingdom Hearts:
- The Beast Within- Summary: Sora, Donald, and Goofy land in Hyrule. At the same time, Twilight begins to blanket it. Will our heroes be able to aid a simple farm boy named Link in conquering the Twilight, or will they all perish in the shadows?

Ahh! New story! I know, I know, I promised I'd work on other fics, but this was too tempting... the fact that I was reading KH crossovers didn't help either... XP (Chapter 22 up. Status: In Progress)

The Host:
- Lily Among the Thorns- Summary: She goes about a normal day on Earth, shopping, chatting with friends, working, and the like. But she’s not normal. Why? She’s human. She may be the only one who gets to do this. Ever. And that’s why a certain soul is infatuated with her completely. (Chapter 4 up. Status: On Hiatus)

Planned Fanfiction:

Zelda:
- Reconcilo, Mei Natio- Summary: Title meaning: Unite, My People. Three years after the events of Time Keeper, Hyrule has changed. The landscape is unrecognizable, but technology has advanced, and the nomad tribes of the Sheikah are uniting. But is all as well as it seems, or is does trouble still linger?

Victoria is twenty, and Shadow, Link, and Zelda are twenty-one. Link allowed himself one last journey to search for Navi, who had left him a short while after Time Keeper ended. He wound up in Termina, saving it as an adult instead of as a child. He didn't find Navi, but he came back with a nomad tribe of Sheikah, the last one to arrive in Hyrule. However, these nomad tribes have adapted and rules have been changed. Uniting them will be difficult, but each tribe has brought new knowledge to Hyrule and thus, technology has advanced to the point of Twilight Princess technology. The Temple of Time was moved to a new location, and construction has finally finished on the Castle and its town. Hyrule's landscape has also changed so much it resembles little of the landscape of three years past. Though TP was supposed to be set a good fifty years after OoT (by my guess, as WW is 100 yrs. after OoT) I needed to speed up the technology process so that the processes in my head could proceed as planned. Don't blame me, blame the plotbunnies. It's their fault. I may or may not start working on this after Beast Within is finished, but a rough sketch is in the works.

- LoZ: Majora's Mask- Summary: Set exactly a month after Time Keeper, Navi has left Link and he requests one last adventure of Zelda to search for her. He finds himself lost in the Lost Woods, angry at himself for not paying attention, when a little masked Skull Kid catches his eye.

Basically, this is the same Majora's Mask from the series, only he's an adult this time around. Not quite sure how I'm going to make it work, but I will, I promise you. I love the game too much not to do anything for it. :D Like Reconcilio, Mei Natio, I may or not start working on this after Beast Within is finished, but a rough sketch is in the works. EDIT: Sketch is now complete. If either fic does come out after Beast Within, this is more likely of the two.

Yu-Gi-Oh:
- Alliance of the Dragon Riders- Summary: “It started out as just a dream, but then we realized, this was no longer a dream…” Yugi falls asleep with his puzzle (along with Yami in it) on one night and somehow ends up in Alagaësia. But when they arrive… strange things begin to happen. YGO/Inheritance crossover fic.

A story you won't be seeing anytime soon or even next year. It's basically a story involving Yu-Gi-Oh and the Inheritance trilogy. Ha! Told you I'd get one in! Working on a rough sketch of the story.

Harry Potter:
- Harry Potter and the Hidden Secrets: Summary: Gabriel has more secrets than he's letting on and Aria knows it. Strange things start to occur at Hogwarts, including a series of deadly attacks. Is Gabriel responsible? Or Harry? Only a house elf knows, and he's not telling. (You won't be seeing this one for a LONG time, so don't get your hopes up.)

Warrior Cats:
- Fire and Fur: Summary: Dragonwolf's pack has been forced into Twoleg territory. They flee to the lowlands near Barley Farm, very close to the forest. ThunderClan, a native cat tribe discovers them, and in their time of crisis, are forced to do something that no cat tribe has ever ventured to do.

(A Warrior fic stuck in the first six books. I am entering a new element into the story of cats: Wolves. Cats and Wolves must work together to save the forest. You won't be seeing this for a long time either, so don't bother me about it. Unless you have questions about the summary, which I'll gladly PM to you if you ask nicely.)

URLs:

~Fanfiction.net page: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1137234/

~Proboards.com page: http://99xcookiex99.proboards91.com/index.cgi -- It's my HP site! We need people, people! --

~Neopets.com: http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=ilovepikapower_101

~DeviantArt page: http://timesorceror.deviantart.com/

Absolute Randomness:

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have bugs embedded into your walls, you might be a redneck! If you this is a reoccuring thing in your home, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, Emerald Griffon, Hikari no Vikki

From http://www.warriorcats.com/name.html, I have discovered that my warrior name is Mouseear of RiverClan. Strange... my mother calls me Mousekewitz from those American Tail movies cause of my ears.. I have big ears, leave me alone!

I found this on Emerald Griffon's profile. It is frickin' funny.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Mom, I told her I was going to bed. Obviously I didn't because I'm writing this. There was no response. I think my dad said something though.

Where are you?
In my chair. It squeaks. Horribly.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?
A plastic glowy star that you put on your ceiling, my ancient Disney VHS tapes and my closet.

What's the last thing you ate?
Plain pasta (the kind that looks like a spring... I'll find out what it is later...) with Parmesan cheese

What's your personality like?
I'm crazy and random. I like scaring people with my randomness.

Who do you have a crush on?
No one.

What was the last thing you thought?
If people don't have a crush, they can't think any last thought about them.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
The colors pink and orange. And a plaid checkered shirt in coveralls. I'm oddly specific on that one aren't I?

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
First, I'll stand there like an idiot, then I'll donate half to some random society and go traveling around the world with my best friend Kayla with the rest.

What are you eating/drinking right now?
My saliva... I was drinking Pepsi but the Pepsi is... well... gone now.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
THIS! Duh...

1. Find a globe. We have one but I'm too lazy to go find it... Spin it. How do I spin something I don't wanna go find? What does it say? Probably some country I can't pronounce.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Cared. I tried two other books before that but the first book didn't have a sixth word in the 18th sentence and the second one didn't have an 18th line. This one BARELY even HAD an 18th line...

3. What can you hear right now? My fan. My computer humming. And my clock ticking. (UPDATE: The clock is dead now... (sniff))

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. It's 1 am. I'm the only one up. What am supposed to talk to, my cat?

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? I told you: IT'S 1AM!!

6. Type your name with your elbow. hikkk,azrfiknmovikk,k,kik DON'T LAUGH.

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? My mom yelled at me telling me dinner was ready. Yeah, that's it.

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? Darkness... I'm writng this under a blanket by the light of my computer because if I'm caught up this late I'll get grounded. And I think I see my neighbor's window light on... hey other people are night owls too! w00t! Go them!

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Um...Firestar. He's all brave and strong and... stuff.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Mmlacopersihwprfokrf. Probably means someting in Latin... hey look, it spells "cope"!

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This is Kitty (nice name, huh?)
Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

List of peeps helping Kitty gain world domination: Hikari no Vikki

Add your name to the list! Of dooooooooooooooom!

Yami Vikki: That... was... weird.

Vikki: (smiles. smile fades) Oh dear... I've postponed most of my stories... damn this writer's block! I need reviews cause I'm lacking in imagination here...

Yami Vikki: Aren't you always lacking in imagination?
Vikki: Shut it Yami-chan. If it weren't for my imagination, you wouldn't be here.

Yami Vikki: (sweatdrops) Good point... and what was the deal with the Inkheart parings? Aren't Silvertongue and Mo the same person?

Vikki: Yes, but I tend to think of Silvertongue as more of how Miss Funke portrays him in Inkspell; as the Bluejay, and Mo is, well, Mo.
Yami Vikki: I see.

Vikki: As I was saying: I don't know when I'll be posting a new chapter (or what story it will be on) so you won't know the low-down until it's posted (which is another good reason to watch all my stories for updates and review...). Considering how fast I work, I should hopefully have a chapter for some story coming soon. How soon, I don't know... I'm a bit scatterbrained and my interests sort of... float...

Yami Vikki: And how do you plan to do that?
Vikki: With help from you and the rest of my muses?
Yami Vikki: Uh huh, sure.

Vikki: (glares) Ignore her.

Vikki: And that should do it for now.
Yami Vikki: WOO-HOO!

Vikki: (sweatdrops) Uh... look forward to more stuff from the one and only me! (smiles and points right thumb at chest)
Yami Vikki: Tell me again why I can't write fics every once in awhile?
Vikki: You're afriad of flames.
Yami Vikki: Again, good point.
Vikki: Thus concludes our introductions. Now, where is that mace?

Yami Vikki: (gets up, dusts self off, walks calmly to the door then all of a sudden sprints off at a fast pace going:) Ahhhh!

Vikki: I love it when she does that. It makes her look so helpless.