"Goodbye, my almost lover,
Goodbye, my hopeless dream.
I'm trying not to think about you,
Can't you just let me be?
So long my luckless romance,
My back is turned on you.
Should've known you would bring me heartache,
Almost lovers always do..."
-Almost Lover

Hello! I am No-Name. I am a 20 year old female, with brown hair and eyes.
I ride horses, and I am a purple belt in Hapkido, a Korean based Martial Arts. I am majoring in English/Literature.
I read a lot, and play video games.
I don't have much fanfiction that I will post here.

I used to be Dark-Angel-Emrys, but I had to change my Penname!

One day I was making a list of common story cliche's, and it gave me an idea! I'm going to write up a series of challenges. They will me my Cliche Challenges.

Cliche Challenge #1

High School
AKA
Angst High

Catagory : Gundam Wing
Rules -
1. Must be a highschool fic.
2. Must be slash. Pairing is up to you.
3. Character must be abused and bullied.
4. Non-con. I understand that a lot of people don't like this, so graphic or not is up to you. It could be in the past, or in the story timeline.
And lastly,
5. M-Preg. This one is optional, actually. I was thinking of the most common Cliches and this is one. I know it bother's alot of people, and that's why it's optional.

Other than that, the rest is up to you!

Well, I hope that someone tries this one out. I plan on thinking of at least five challenges to go in the series.

Well, thats all I have to say for now. I just have some parting quotes to entertain you with!

==The human placed a hand over his eyes. It was times like this when he was stood pregnant in the middle of a spaceship with two hands on his stomach and a lecherous relative of his lover eyeing him up opportunistically that he really wished he’d listened to what his mother had told him when he was young. Then again, she probably wouldn’t have had much to say about this sort of thing. It wasn’t done to talk about sex and babies and things.
And it certainly wasn’t done to talk about interspecies sex and alien babies.== -Inexplicably Parental by Demus (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

==“So who are you then, if you’re not Harry Potter?” Fred asked skeptically. “And why do you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead?”
“Well, after that nasty little incident with the Dark Lord, my mother decided that lightning bolt scars were ‘in’ and shot a cutting curse at me.” Harry paused. “At least, that’s the official story. I think that was before my father had the courage to be cut off for three months by telling her that maybe she should leave the cooking to the house elves.” Fred and George just stared at him. “Hey, don’t judge! And I’m Draco Malfoy, by the way.” He peered at them suspiciously. “You ARE Purebloods, right?”
Wordlessly, Fred nodded.
George found his voice first. “YOU’RE Draco Malfoy?”
“You have a problem with that?” Harry crossed his arms.
“No, but…aren’t your parents blonde?” he asked.
“Your point being?”
“How can two blonde people have a black-haired son?” George asked reasonably.
“No, my mother was not having a very public affair with Severus Snape, how dare you even suggest that!” Harry screeched.
Fred held up his hands. “Calm down, he didn’t mean to offend you.”
“Well he did,” Harry sniffed. “In fact, I’m going to write to father right now.”
“Isn’t he still at the platform?” George asked, perplexed.
“Yes he is, but actually talking to your relatives is for half-bloods,” and with that Harry stormed off, wondering how on earth he had managed to keep a straight face through that entire exchange.== -Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281

Me: "Dude... I would totally hit that."
Friend gives me a 'Look'. You know the one.
Friend: "That's my cousin."
Me: "And? He's not my cousin."
Friend: thoughtful look "Good point."

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.

Pain is something one may learn mastery over or ignore, but pleasure… Pleasure is a beast of itself. One can not ignore pleasure nor will it away. It will crawl into your soul until it twists and warps it until pleasure itself become pain. A pain you cannot live without.

Do not question my insanity, it is real.

If it wasn't for those over the counter pills, I would have no life at all!

Are you kidding? This is a contest of freaks, and I'm as normal as they come! What do you want me to do? Fire my slingshot at him? - Maes Hughes, Fullmetal Alchemist

There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well.

Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist, and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me.

Did I mention that I’m not the brightest bulb on the string of lights? Hell, I am that one light bulb that fails to light and makes the rest of the string go out.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain.

This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper.

In the long run luck is given only to the efficient.

Invincibility depends on one's self; the enemy's vulnerability on him.

In war, things get blown up really fast.

Nothing beats a shotgun at close range - short of a flamethrower, that is.

An imperfect plan implemented immediately and violently will always succeed better than a perfect plan.

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. -- William Shakespeare

Life's not all black and white. Nothing is black or white... it's all shades of grey.

It's not grey, it's a rainbow. If life were black and white... or even shades of grey, it would be boring... predictable. Our lives are neither boring nor predictable.

A walk through the darkness accomplishes nothing. You must Dance in the light.

Knowledge is Power. Power Corrupts. Study Hard. Be Evil.

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

When I'm old, I don't want them to say of me, "She's so charming." I want them to say, "Be careful, I think she's armed."

Who in the rainbow can draw the line where the violet tint ends and the orange tint begins? Distinctly we see the difference of the colors, but where exactly does the one first blendingly enter into the other? So with sanity and insanity.

They say that time is the greatest teacher, but unfortunately... it kills all it's students.

Sometimes things happen to change our lives completely, and it's never easy... but sometimes it's the things that don't change that help us to survive.

There is no death, only a change of worlds.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN.

Some people are like slinkies, you can't see what they are good for but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I tell them it's in a jar on my desk. -- Stephen King

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. -- Mel Brooks

Tim the Enchanter: "There it is!"
King Arthur: "Where?"
Tim the Enchanter: "There!"
Arthur: "Behind the rabbit?"
Tim the Enchanter: "It is the rabbit." -- Monty Python's Holy Grail

"What do you burn apart from witches?"
"MORE WITCHES!" -- Monty Python's Holy Grail

Some people people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Stress: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

You must breathe. No good has ever come from not being able to breathe.

Now-a-days they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back at you.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Those who aspire to less, accomplish less. There can be no doubt. It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them. At least he who reaches will get a good stretch, a good view, and perhaps even a low-hanging apple for his effort! -- R.A. Salvatore, Sojourn

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

Scientific evidence has once again proven that the world does in fact revolve around me.

You can read everything written and still some things will surprise you.

If you take the word 'Therapist' and capitalize the 'R', you get 'The Rapist'. Does anyone else find that slightly worrying, yet intriging?

Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

"LOGGED!" -- Naruto Abridged

Kabuto: "My . . . Ninja Info Cards." -- Naruto Abridged

Kakashi: "Let's see, creepy summoning circle . . . check. Underage boy with shirt off . . . check. Creepy Michael Jackson look-alike who likes little boys . . . Crap. Where am I going to find one of those?"
Orochimaru: "Hello Kakashi."
Kakashi turns around.
Kakashi: "Sweet!" -- Naruto Abridged

Kakashi: "Hehe... Moo! Dance cow! Dance!" -- Naruto Abridged

Sasuke: "Sensei, I think we need to talk about your creepy obession with animals..."
Kakashi: "What? I don't have that at all! ...Do I Pakkun?"
Pakkun: (in the background) "Please don't leave me alone with him!" -- Naruto Abridged

Iruka: "Ah! Touche!" -- Naruto Abridged

Whoever said 'Sunshine brings happiness' never danced in the pouring rain.

The dark is my friend, sarcasm my companion, the written word my lover.
Upon these I thrive. Not many can wriggle their way in past them.
I bid you, try.