Name: Fighter Pilot, Buffy, x-Maggot-x, Tara, Momo... pick a name any name. : )
Ok change of name again. I hope Im not confusing anyone with all the name changes. And if I am sorry I really dont mean to. Im just really getting into drumming recently and I have been looking at the drummers from some of my favorite groups. Well if your a Slipknot fan you'll understand the meaning of my new name. Joey Jordison (Slipknots drummer) is freaking amzing! Aaah! So yeas, new name cause Im cool like that.
Aaaand on another note, Space Camp still rules! Yes I went there... Its freaking amazing and I highly suggest going. But if ya go, go to AC not Space Camp... AC is waaaay more fun. My e-mail is fighterpilot123@gmail.com. I like to talk.
Me:
I’m a girl… I don’t act like it much. Deal. I’m also 16 and live in Kentucky and am wishing I lived in Boston... Love that place. Or New York... also awesome.
Description:
Short brown hair(occasionally with strips of color and spiked in a mohawk), 5 foot 4ish, green eyes with lots of eyeliner(, and pierced ears(only once… for now bwahahahaha!).
Personality:
Shy-ish (in school mainly, Im more out going outside of school.), adventurous, weird, random, sadistic, determined, sarcastic, basically a walking contradiction. Yay contradictions!
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter(all), Alex Rider(all), Cherub(all), Stephanie Plum(all), A Quick Bite(and every other book in the series that annoyingly doesn’t have a name), Apollo 13, Demon Wars(all), Dark Elf Trilogy(all), A Vampire Huntress Legend(all), Once a Fighter Pilot…, Failure is not an Option, and way too many others to write down.
Favorite Movies:
Top Gun, Apollo 13, Armageddon, Behind Enemy Lines, Hogans Heroes (ok technically its an old tv show), and MONTY PYTHON!! Woot! Monty Python rules! ummm… I can’t think of any more right now. : )
Favorite Bands:
Mindless Self Indulgence, Murderdolls, Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, Wedneday 13, Aiden, Ozzy, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Beneath the Sky, Chevelle, Comeback Kid, Craddle of Filth, Darkest Hour, A Day to Remember, Drowning Pool, Endwell, Flogging Molly, Kittie, Marilyn Manson, Mudvayne, Murder Dolls, On the Last Day, Seether, Korn, Hatebreed, Bullet For My Valentine, Green Day, Lamb Of God, Slipknot (Joey rules!), I Killed The Prom Queen, Papa Roach, Three Days Grace, Scars Of Tomorrow, Disturbed, Nonpoint, Rammstein, My Chemical Romance, Mushroomhead, Japanische Kamphörspiele, Annihilator, Celtic Frost, and Dark Tranquillity, die Toten Hosen...
Current Favorite Songs:
Anything Mindless Self Indulgence... end of story, dont passs go, dont collect 200 dollers.
Hobbies:
Drums (heck yes!), piano, drawing, reading, listening to music, hanging with friends, mountain biking, soft ball, skiing, trying new things, laughing at the idiots in my grade, playing guys laccross/monkey in the middle(whacking people in the head with the lacross stick is, of course, allowed. Thats the fun bit), Space camp!(Aviation Challenge is AMAZING just thought I'd let ya know). : )
Pets:
One Senegal Parrot, and I was half leasing a horse. Veary sad... my horse died over the summer. : ( I miss him tons. : (
I really wanted a snake, but the parental units said, “No reptiles, they carry disease.” So does my brother, but we still have him.
Favorite School Subject:
German! Bitte! Wenn du Deutsch sprechen, spricht mit mir! Ich liebe Deutsch!
Dreams:
All of which I’m going to do, no matter who tries to stop me!
Becoming a Fighter Pilot, Becoming an Astronaut, and Going to Mars.
Ones that will probably never come true unfortunately.
Finding a real Vampire, Werewolf, Dragon, or Wizard and Joining the Special Forces.(Navy Seals, Green Barrett, SAS, Rangers, Delta Force… you know, those guys) Stupid no girls allowed rule. Ger. glares death glare at the people who made that stupid rule
Funny Things I found on Other people Profiles:
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (he he… It’s fun.)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tried to communicate with an orange or another fruit/object copy this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Buffy123.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. (It was in german. I want a redo!)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (he he… again really funny.)
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Funny Quotes From Me and My Friends:
"Wow, Wabreks a weble!" - A friend
"VAULT!"- Me
"What the fooooooooooh!" - A friend (as she stops herself from saying fuck infront of a teacher)
"You just gave me a 'scooter'."- A friend
"Vampire Squid From Hell!"- Weird movie we watched in science
"The initals of Dauphin Island Elementary are DIE."- A friend
"Oh my gosh! Our squid looks like Squidward!"- A friend (as we get ready to disect a squid)
"Our squid is a female! Squidwina!"- A friend (the same squid)
"Lets go in there!" "NO! I refuse to go in that little preppy store!"- 2 friends
"I'd rather stick dull forks in my eyes than go in that store."- Me (as my friends tell me about the store incident above)
"My Grandmother makes butter beans."- A friend
"10 is C." (me) "NO! 10's not about Tennessee!" "Nooooo... 10 is C" "Oh."- Me and 2 friends.
"If she's a cool german dude, I'll take out with her."- A friend (I still have no clue what she was talking about)
"Where's a stick when you need one?" (me) "Pretending to be a worm!"- Me and a friend
“Put a quote from me on there already!”- NoDayButToday525600
“Is that a hot wheels band aid?... I love it.” (she said as she struck a pose) “It has been approved by the fashion police!”- Two friends
“Whats a ‘Huff n’ Puff’? Oh yeah its one of those Harry Potter school things!”- A friend
"April like the month, Simpson like the bad tv show. Deal with it. Get used to it."- NoDayButToday525600
"Maybe I'll be a Robot when I grow up!"- A friend
"Who wants to hold my Mountain Dew for me?" "ME!!" "No I dont trust you two! You'll drink it!" "Me!I'm thirsty, I'll hold it!"- Me and 3 friends.
"Middle schoolers... ha ha ha... Middle schoolers..."- A friend
"If you could describe Matt in one word, it would be: AHHHHHHH!"- A friend
"I think our softball team would loose to GOPHERS with bats."- Me
"Stop poking your tooth with your pencil you could get lead poisoning!" "No its graphite!" "You can get graphite poisoning then!" "What!?"- Me and 2 friends
"Ack! The world has ended! Again! There is no chocolate milk!"- Me and a friend
"Momo means peach in Japanese, which reminds me of Princess Peach, who is nothing like you. Its a perfect nickname!" - A friend
Fanfics:
Hogwarts School of MilitaryWitchcraft and Wizardry(HSoMWaW): I wrote chapter 5, but haven’t typed it up yet. Basically it’s a story about what Hogwarts would be like if it were a military academy like the Air Force Academy(where I really want to go for college) Yeah... inspiration go bye bye... Dont expect an update anytime soon. Im sorry, but I just dont know where I want to go with this. I might even re-write it. Im not sure yet.
The Snakes: Hoooray, Im still working on it... Expect chapter four soonish. It’s a story about Harry as a punk. I should be working on HSoMWaW, but I need to write about punk/slytherin Harry and it’s a little too late to make the Harry in HSoMWaW punk. Hence the new story. : )
Harry Potter and the Great Monty Python Incident: Yeah... it needed to be written... I swear. ~_~ _
Really really sorry I havent updated in forever. I dont know if anybody reads this or not, but I am really sorry. My summer was crazy between camp and family stuff and my horse dying (waaaaaaaaaaa!) I hardly had time to go on the computer. And now school started and it was crazy for the first few weeks. Its all calming down some now, so hopefullyi I will be able to update again soon.
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST hate everyone and worship satan.
I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be a stuck up rich snob.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm BI, so I MUST be a slut.
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
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