| DancingDragonBlaze |
Author has written 43 stories for Naruto. HUGS TOTAL! ANNOUNCEMENTS! I AM NO LONGER TAKING BETA REQUESTS! DO NOT PM ME IF YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR BETA! BUT DO NOT PM ME IF YOU HAVEN'T READ MY BETA PROFILE! DO NOT PM ME IF YOU HAVE A STORY THAT DOES NOT FIT MY CRITIERIA! I DO NOT WANT ANYMORE REQUESTS TO EDIT STORIES THAT I CLEARLY STATE I WILL NOT BETA! PLEASE AND THANK YOU! AND MY EMAIL HAS CHANGED! FOR THOSE WHO HAVE IT, PM ME TO GET THE NEW ADDRESS! I ALSO HAVE POLLS NOW!! -squeals- I'M SO EXCITED! GO VOTE WHEN YOU CAN! AND I HAVE A GAIA ACCOUNT! -squeals even more loudly- NAME'S LovetoCauseMayhem. LOOK ME UP AND MESSAGE ME AND BE MY FRIEND AND (IF YOU CAN/WANT TO) GET ME GIFTS! XD I ALSO HAVE A MYSPACE! (.com/xkissofshadowsx) ADD ME IF YOU SO PLEASE! :heart: AND I HAVE AN ACCOUNT AT FICTIONPRESS.COM! I HAVE POSTED SOME STUFF! WOOHOO! I AM CALLED: Raining-Flames-and-Roses The Address is: http/www.fictionpress.com/u/566148/ Please go read! And review:D AND ONE OF MY REVIEWERS HAS POSTED A REVIEW OF MY STORY TREACHEROUS HEART ON HER LIVEJOURNAL PAGE! IF YOU WANT TO, GO READ! I NOW OFFICIALLY LOVE HER EVEN MORE! -squeals- THERE HAS ALSO BEEN SOME FANART!! -squeals in singsong voice- TREACHEROUS HEART: By Kyoui-chan: http/kyoui-chan.deviantart.com/art/random-Sasuke-55058926 THE EIGHTH CELESTIAL WARRIOR: By Kyoui-chan: http/kyoui-chan.deviantart.com/art/Glitter-56265992 By: WingedGoldTiger: http/wing-gold-tiger.deviantart.com/art/Beautiful-Sasuke-57597485 Okay! Now that that's done! Now before you all freak out, I know there should be an uber long memorial here, but I have taken it down and posted it somewhere else I can access easily and read often when I'm feeling sad or angry. Also, it gives me some more room for awesome quotations. XD Birthday - Jan. 9 (send me fuzzies! -heart-) Real Name - can't tell ya. You wouldn't be able to pronounce it anyway. -sweatdrop- Ethnicity - American and Persian Gender - F (But a lot of the times i think it would be easier if i was a guy - i'm really boyish.) Weight: I believe that girls don't share their weight because they're ashamed of it. I weigh 165. Hobbies - reading, writing, singing, dancing, beating assholes into a pulp... that good stuff. Things I like - Huge fan of Yaoi, right here. -points at self- I admit it - I think gay guys are hot, what can I say? ONTO OTHER THINGS! I like chocolate, computer games, my labtop, friends, family, dancing, singing, good books, awesome movies, comedy, action, adventure, scifi, fantasy, the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the Colbert Report, South Park, Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, Naruto, black, blue, dark colors, insulting shirts, awesome designs or painting, smut and yaoi (but only if i like the pairing), dragons, rap, R&B, pop, rock, hip hop... it goes on into the horizon (and maybe pluto too XD) Thing I absolutely detest - Clowns (I wanna punch their lights out and tear that friggin' wig off their terrible painted faces! XP), needles, horror movies, sad movies (I pay to laugh - not scream or cry, i have my imagination for that), doctors, lawyers, cops, backstabbers, flamers that flame without reason, hypocrites, emos that are emos without reason, pink, anything pink, guys who WEAR pink (seriously, that's just wrong), preps, ham, OC's unless they're very complex and well-thought out and they act like true human beings and are NOT the people who are going to save everyone and everything because they have all the power... Sasuke as seme unless I write it or it's a REALLY good plot... heh, weren't expecting that last one, were you? XD But really - I don't like OC's. I think they're just an excuse for writers to use because they can't morph the already available characters to suite the situation, so they make an OC. Things that I detest even more than the things listed above: OC's paired with the main character of a fanfiction. 'Nuff said. Mary sues can go off 'n die. The Person I would play if my book got published - Darkness, Unabiding - Kikra the dragon, Dungeon Master's Beast - Lauren Memotto, Mind Breaker's Demon - Kanaka Youchini. (I know he's a guy, but i'd love to play him! He's just the cutest thing! KAWAII!) Favorite Manga/Anime - Naruto, Vampire Game, Gravitation, Love Hina, Fishigi Yugi, Fruits Basket, Juvenile Orion, W Juliet, Wall Flower, Shugo Chara, Hellsing, Vampire Doll, Rose Hip Zero, Dears... tons. Anime/Manga i don't like - Card Masters - it's just a cheap imitation of YuGiOh - it drives me crazy. XP Favorite Naruto Pairings (Not in order!) Naru/Sasu: Naruto is good as either a top or a bottom. XD OroSasu: Teehee. Silly pedophilic snakes praying on pathetic, helpless little boys... Oh - AWESOMELY HOT! 8D KakaSasu: It took a long time to get used to this pairing. I know it's a little weird... Kakashi and Sasuke...? But hell, it kinda feels... not wrong... -sweatdrop- Besides, Sasuke and Kakashi together is f'ing SEXY! XD NejiSasu/SasuNeji: I love this pairing - they're so alike! XD -heart- I know that you're probably like, what the feck...? but hey - i think this pairing suits BOTH pretty well! GaaSasu: HOT COUPLE! -drools- YondaimeSasu - HOTTEST COUPLE! HOTTER THAN GAASASU, BUT TIED WITH KAKASASU AND NEJISASU! XD I'm serious - have you SEEN pictures of the Yondaime? 8D That guy is f'ing SEXY! KyuubiSasu: YES! KYUUBISASU! NARUTO IN KYUUBI FORM IS F'ING SEXY! DON'T TELL ME THAT HE ISN'T! I WILL NOT BELIEVE YOU! It's a sadistic, bloody pairing... but dammit it's so HOT... 8D -drools- ShikaTem: YEAH! Go Temari! Whip Shika into shape! XD LeeSak: I feel so sorry for Lee. He's just so stupid, he's lovable. I think the fire in BOTH of their souls would be a good match. SasuHin: they're really alike - both quiet and slightly... dark? -sweatdrop- GaaNaru: i just can't see any girl liking Gaara. ...except me! -hugs Gaara plushies- I love you Gaara! KanTen: that would be crazy! -heart- KakaIru/ IruKaka - they go really well together. I feel weird. It seems like i like homosexual pairings instead of straight pairings... -sweatdrop- ChojIno: Sounds good. I know she hates him at first, but i think if Choji just curbs the appetite a little bit, he would be really loveable. c'mon, you HAVTA admit, no one likes their lover chomping chips in the middle of sex. ShikaIno: Ino is just peppy enough for Shika's lazy ways! But personally i think Temari is better! KabuSasu: it's just so funny seeing them together. Kabuto is so patient, and it bothers the hell out of Sasuke. it's wonderful! SuiSasu: My newest yaoi craving! I adore! -squeals- ItaSasu: i know it's just plain wrong and disgusting, but it would work if Itachi and Sasuke really loved each other. However... -becomes at a loss for words- I'll just shut up now. Pairings I Can Not Stand and Would Rather Kill Off One Of Them Then See Them Together - SasuSak: Sorry, i've got nothing against Sakura, it's just that she needs a good kick in the ass and she needs to grow up! And dye her hair - the pink is disgusting. Her eyes are pretty though... I would only read this pairing if it's a REALLY good plot. I've read only 2 SasuSaku stories. TWO! KakaNaru: this gets on my nerves SOOOOOO much! I hate this pairing! It's disgusting! KakashiPretty-much-everyone-except-Sasuke-and-Iruka: Um... either Kakashi is with Sasuke or Iruka or no one at all. I'm sorry - KAKASHI IS SO NOT STRAIGHT! -storms- Bi, maybe. Straight? No. KakaSak: I cannot see Sakura and Kakashi saying 'i love you' to each other. That's just wrong. GaaNaru: I love it and i hate it at the same time. Whenever i think of these two, i think more like... brother than lover, but at the same time they just look cute together! I think Naruto could teach Gaara a thing or two! NaruHin - I'll say that Hinata is way too sweet and Naruto doesn't deserve her, but hell - I love Hinata, i'll give it to her. NejiTen: NEJI BELONGS TO SASUKE! -storms more- ItaNaru: okay, these two don't even know each other. No way - wrongwrongwrongwrongwrong! ItaSaku: even more wrong! i can't possibly say anything about this - it's too gross! KakaKurenai: i just can't see Kakashi as being straight... forgive me. KakaGai: they're bitter enemies - and i hate Gai's spandex suit - no way! I mean - the guy is absolutely HILARIOUS in some of the fanfictions that I've read, and he's real noble and everything, but... AAAAAH no. GaaLee: okay, i can't see how Gaara would even put up with Lee. If i was him i'd probably crush Lee within the first five minutes. KibaIno: Uhhhhhhh... I think Kiba hates Ino... Akamaru would probably kill her... -sweatdrop- -brightens-. Not that i would mind. No flames about that please. KabuOro: uh... ewe. Who in the hell would love the SNAKE MAN! (Except Sasuke when he's getting raped - I know, I have a dirty mind XD) I mean really people - c'mon! NejiHin: Neji and Hinata? After what Neji did to Hinata during the Chunin exams? NO - FRIGGIN - WAY! Pairings I Would Like to See More of - NejiSasu: there aren't enough of these! OroSasu: HELL YES! XD YondaimeSasu: YES! THE YONDAIME IS HOT! 8D -drools- SuiSasu: THEY'D MAKE A HOT COUPLE AND YOU KNOW IT! XD KanTen: I've never seen one of those. C'mon, it'll be funny! KanIno: I'd like to see how THAT would be. That would be hilarious! KabuSasu: I can't see how NO ONE can think of this pairing. KakaSasu: OMG OMG OMG! I LOVE THIS PAIRING! XD KyuubiSasu: Whether you like it or not, HOT PAIRING! Other Things You Should Know About Me: I HAVE A LIVEJOURNAL ACCOUNT! XD! YAY ME! My name is winddragoness. Go and see me (and talk to me, send me something! XD) okay? I'm also on Devaintart! Name's WhirlingDragonBlade. I've posted THREE THINGS! COUNT 'EM! THREE! I HAVE MOVED! I'M IN CALIFORNIA! I'm in the Hip Hop club at my new high school! and I also took part in the play 'Women in Black' (at my old school)! I've also been in another play called 'TV' - where I had to choke on a chicken bone and nearly die. Oh - funness. And the play I used to be in was very cool: In the play, I was GOD. HELL YES BABY! G-O-D! SHANNARO! -cheers- Bow down to me - ALL OF YOU! XD I'm also crew for the newest play: The Curse of Frankenstein. I am in charge of sound cues. And I got asked to HOMECOMING! -squeals- YAY! I got asked by a sweet little Italian boy. I love him. He's so sweet. But not anymore. (2/19/08) Now he's just a creepy stalker that I don't want anywhere near me. I was Stage Manager for our school's Winter Showcase, and ASM for both a student-directed play called Treatment and this year's Festival of Talent - the later I'm getting PAID for. That rocks socks. And I'm no longer part of the school's Hip Hop Team. They didn't treat me as well as they could've, and though the dancing was fun, it's not worth it if you don't feel part of the group. I was also an actress in the play Sweet Charity. No big roles, but I was an UNDERSTUDY for a big one. :D 2008-9: The Man Who Came to Dinner: Go-Fer. SAVED THE FUCKING PLAY, MAN. HECK YES. Student-Directed Plays: I directed a play of my own! That I wrote! OH YES! I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS! dances HONK!: I was in ensemble, but oh my lordy it was so much fun! I'm trying to write books, but Fanfiction has swallowed me whole and I'm failing miserably. ...Dammit. Things I Have Recently Realized: 1) If you want reviews to your stories, take the time to reply to the reviews you get. They take the time to review, so you should take the time to respond, right? 2) If you want your friends to cry on you and lavish you in attention and adoration and goodies, tell them you're moving. 3) The person who you loved the most will treat you wrong, but in the end it takes more power to forgive them than extract revenge. 4) No matter how much you love your best girl friend (if you are a girl), she's going to love someone else unless you tell her how you feel. And even then, it might be too late. 5) The day your best friend asks you to choose between her and her ex-boyfriend who likes you after you poured out your soul to her is the day she stopped caring for you all together. GOT THIS FROM A FRIEND'S PROFILE! READ IT! IT'S AWESOME! I'D TOTALLY DO THESE THINGS! XD ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile: Thanks. I STOLE THESE QUOTES FROM ANOTHER PERSON'S PROFILE CAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL! Thankies, Kit-chan! (not her penname) “Is the world coming to an end?” “No.” Kisame answered, confused. “Did the leader send a urgent message?” “No.” “Did Orochimaru miraculously kill over and everyone is dancing on his rotting corpse?” “No, but that would be-” “Then leave me the fuck alone.” - You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same. "The strongest one among you may not wear a crown." "DO NOT FEAR!" he called. "WE ARE HERE TO STEAL YOUR WOMEN!" - A little edited version of a quotation zappy667 sent me. XD "This isn't a relationship, it's a mutual agreement to get shagged." - Headless Bingo "I was the Pharaoh, I set fashion, and plus it made a nice backdrop for my crown." - again, Headless Bingo This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet. - Once more, Headless Bingo. That writer is a fucking genius. “Apology accepted. Now go away and leave me alone.” - Much Ado about Nothing “So while you’re bound to die of caffeine-induced anaphylaxis, it seems that I’m destined to go insane from an overdose of a simple flavor enhancer. You have such a positive outlook on our futures.” - Much Ado about Nothing "So always remember these words, my child, Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Raising a foot I step onto the smoothest face. Looking down I see that Heaven's in its rightful place. Leaving life, leaving love, it's all the same. Looking up, and looking down I see the same image again. - Something that just came to me one day. Weird, isn't it? "NO. I prefer the term 1-800-CALL-LA-PIMP." - Mine when me and a friend were talking about phone numbers. You gotta admit that's hot. XD "Oh, yeah, give the boy a heart attack before you ever fuck him, that's smart." One of my reviewers - buffyandspike-4ever - for my story Tireless Drive, Chapter 6. Fucking LOVED what she said. XD "Like they say, there’s always a first time for everything, am I correct? In fact, I think the title would look very nice right between the words 'egotistical' and 'punch-worthy' on your increasingly growing list of descriptions. ” - Atemu after he called Kaiba a bitch in Much Ado about Nothing "My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep closing - you cut me open and I keep bleeding." - Gaia's Featured Profile: June 08. "I've got a wicked taste for trouble and am never satisfied. Yeah, I'm a whole lot of trouble BABY and my evil ways kill LIFE." - The same featured profile. Effing AMAZING shit. LOOK THAT GIRL UP. Username's Liixi. Don't know her personally, but she has a SWEET profile. "When you cut me open I never thought I would bleed." - Papa Roach All right, so I exaggerate. But, like, who's told the truth since they invented cyber-sex? - Neji, from Queer as Folk. You know it's true. "I try to live without you - every time I do I feel dead." - Three Days Grace: Over and Over "It isn't possible to never tell the truth - to tell the truth I am getting away with murder!" - Papa Roach: Getting Away with Murder "A riddle with no clues - I'm a walkin' nightmare." - Hush: Fired Up “I said I didn’t have a cell phone. I didn’t say that I was useless.” Kaiba, from Solitude "The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'." - Fall Out Boy "'Cause I'll keep on singing this lie if you'll keep believing it." - Fall Out Boy "I don't give a fuck - God sent me to piss the world off!" - Eminem: My Name Is Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity "Say it again, and I'll rip out your spinal cord and shove it down your throat." - Atemu threatening Kaiba as he calls they're time together a 'date'. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge The road to success is always under construction 'I don't make promises' 'Do what you want how you want, as long as you don't get in my way.' 'You bite me, I'll bite you back... harder.' 'Deal with it. What makes you think my help will make it better?' 'If I lie you think I'm stating a fact, when I state a fact, you think I'm lying... what's the problem here? - All these were made by another writer - Nyanonymous Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow "Yes, abuse, that's the word for it. I truly apologize if your expensive piece of shirt and stylized hair was injured in the horrible process. I give my condolences to the death of your accessories." - Atemu about dumping a frapp on Kaiba's head - Much Ado about Nothing "Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted." “It’s an issue of common courtesy, not to mention a matter of common sense, thank you very much. So kindly relocate your egotistical BEHIND up and out of my seat and grace its presence somewhere else.” - Much Ado about Nothing Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Flying is simple. You just jump and forget how to fall. “So not only are you a chair-stealing freak with an ego-complex the size of Jupiter but you’re a stalker too?!” - Much Ado about Nothing Let's pass around the vodka and get wasted, lets see how many lies you've told in the past ‘I want you, and although we’re in the middle of a huge argument, I’m still going to have you.’ - (Effing LOVE this line.) From 'Come Out of the Rain' An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks Women are like dogs. You've got to watch out for all the bitches. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to dribble a football Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone (so true...) Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later (Amen!) Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics Your village called, their idiot is missing I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain (Yep.) I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own "Yes. -greens cheekily- Heh. GREENS? ...Yeah. Greens. You know, the cool version of grins." - While I was internet-chatting with a friend of mine. I accidentally wrote 'greens' instead of 'grins'. XD "She's MY wife! You can't have her!" "You know what you do when you're sad? You do the CANCAN!!" - Mine. The CanCan solves ALL of life's problems. XD "Me and Brit both agree that ANYONE who can get me in bed is a strategical GENIUS." - Me to one of my friends. We say that because I'd be too distracted with food and video games to think about having sex. XD "(at Brit's wedding...) Brit: -stares at me- DDB? Me: -sips wine at the main table and acts polite- Yes, Brit? Brit: I need to go to the bathroom. You're not going to do anything STUPID, are you? You're going to stay in your chair and be a good girl? Me: -surprised- Why, Brit? Whatever gave you any reason not to TRUST me? Of COURSE I'll be good. -sips more wine- Brit: -surveys me for a minute- All right. You better. -leaves to go to the bathroom- -comes back to see everyone on the dance floor doing the Thriller with me in the front- Brit: DDB!!" - Muahahahahaha. Just talking between me and my (ex) good friend Brit on what I'm going to do at her wedding. -evil grin- She has no idea... but we both agreed that she could tie me to a chair and SOMEWAY, SOMEHOW, I'd manage to get everyone together to do Thriller as soon as she leaves to go somewhere. XD “I’ll talk to you however the fuck I want Orochimaru! I fucking hate you!” - Sasuke to our favorite Oro-bastard in Ah, Screw It All. I can just see him saying this line. It's so amazing. -cries from the sheer beauty of it all- "Yes. I had mixed feelings too when I came back from whatever world I had traveled to and read the words my hands had written.” This one is actually mine. From a review reply I wrote to one of my reviewers. "I break the back of love for you, I break the back of love for you." - Placebo “Are you calling me fat?! You who has two breasts that each average out to be enough to feed three small third world countries?!” - Alucard, from Nibbles, a Hellsing Fanfic “I can’t believe you're relying on me. You do realize I want you to be scared, I think it’s good for you. I want the creepy things to get you, and you’re saying you trust me? Oh, you poor ignorant creature.” - From Nibbles, our dear Alucard... again... "Here lie the experiences of one Integra Hellsing. May its contents never be boring." - Integra this time from, again, Nibbles "Women were insane. I’d always known that." -Alucard once more, from Nibbles "Didn’t he realize how irksome it is to watch someone who could kill people with bits of string pretend to be grandfatherly and kind? It was like watching Hitler dance the Nutcracker." - LOL ALUCARD FROM NIBBLES! "And then it hit me like a flying squirrel on crack." - Integra, from Nibbles “Wrath, thy name is woman.” She was just so damn good she could barely get over it. - Integra, again. xD “I was kissed once. See? I’m practically a wanton slut.” - OMG LOLINTEGRAFROMNIBBLES ‘He is Walter, all knowing and we can’t hurt him because we like him too much.’ - A look from Alucard, Nibbles. “Well, it's a morbid fascination, really. Like, when you drive past a car wreck and there are people smeared all over the road. You don’t really want to look, but you slow down and stare anyway, because it can’t be helped.” - Alucard, from Crackling Tele Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances. We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. Were one to ask me in which direction I think man strongest, I should say, his capacity to hate. Hate is the consequence of fear; we fear something before we hate it; a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise. Hate is of all things the mightiest divider, nay, is division itself. To couple hatred, therefore, though wedlock try all her golden links, and borrow to tier aid all the iron manacles and fetters of law, it does but seek to twist a rope of sand. Hate is all a lie, there is no truth in hate. Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; and neither feeling is quite within our control. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent. Hatred is self-punishment Hosea Ballou You cannot hate other people without hating your self. "It takes so much more power to forgive than to kill the person who broke your heart." (This is mine... I know from experience.) I know I made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most, wouldn't hurt me again. "Regret is the painful knowledge needed to become wise." (Also mine.) Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little. "Well, we're going to see each other again, so what's the point of goodbyes?" The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone... it was in a room full of people that never even cared. It only takes one smile to hide a million tears. Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. ~Lamartine It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. ~Colette Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again? ~Rosa Parks You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. ~Jan Glidewell The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. ~Harry Crews Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bear. That's how he finds that he can bear anything. ~William Faulkner "Jealousy is natural. It's the option of letting it control you that makes it a sin." (Mine, actually. So true...) When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. ~Alexander Graham Bell "How very thoughtful… an introduction to pain… you should be proud my dear… no one's ever hurt me this way" A true friends doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front Bitch is the new BLACK! ~ Tina Fey (SNL) Why can't I just HUG a woman with my legs in FRIENDSHIP?! ~ Female Star from Juno (SNL) "My child, my babe, take this into your heart: Tears are not weakness. They are strength. You are strong in the fact that you can feel emotion, that you can feel pain and shed tears yet soon wipe them from your eyes and then stand straight and tall, eyes ever dry. Tears are not a sign of weakness, but a sign of strength in the sense that you are human enough to feel emotion, to feel pain, and thus will become stronger because of it." (Mine. It's true, though, I believe.) The enemy of my enemy is my friend. : Arab proverb A true friend, is one that will take a bullet for you in the war. : Italian proverb Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are. : Russian proverb Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. : A Stand-up comedian. I forget who. Don't laugh at people's dreams; Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend. everyone has problems, its how you deal with them that separates you from everyone else. If you have done these things copy and paste them into your profile -started singing really loudly in public -Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours,palinana, DANCINGDRAGONBLAZE! XD (not really all capitalized) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have made any friends on this site, copy this to your profile and add to the family: digiwildfire, Lupe191919, Virtual Dragon of Oban ,palinana, DANCINGDRAGONBLAZE! (same thing as last time) If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed) 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, palinana, DANCINGDRAGONBLAZE! (same thing as last. :D) If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! Yet another thing to add to my huge profile. (somthing I'm VERY proud of. XD) The sterotypes. Don't worry - I've spared you. I've only kept the types that relate to me. (Oh, I'm SO nice. -sarcastic-) I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Meh, sometimes. Bitches get things done, all right?) I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (Gays kick ASS, okay? All homophobics, STAY AWAY FROM ME!) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited (-sighs- Awe MAN! I WISH I was Puerto Rican!) Okay. I'm done. If you want to see my books, go to fictionpress.com Well, that's that! (FINALLY! Damn, I'm chatty! XD) I hope you like my fanfics! Ja ne! DDB Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that. "Sasuke - Those clothes look good on you, they'd look even better on my bedroom floor." "Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" "Mommy... What're those two boys doing?" "The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive." "If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige." | |||||||||||
1. Wars of the Dark » reviewsIt started thousands of years ago: the wars between species for control of the night and thus the world. But now the wars have been reduced to small riots, but not for long. There's a plot brewing, one that will drench the streets in blood once more.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,437 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 9-29-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.2. From My Cold Dead Hands » reviewsYears were spent perfecting him. He's intelligent, loyal, seductive, complying and absolutely deadly. He is the one that will bring a world to its knees. But what happens when love takes root? After all, machines don't have hearts. YonSasu OroSas NejiSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,186 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 2-23-07 - Sasuke U. & Minato N.3. Tireless Drive: Not Your Typical AU » reviewsNaruto's a rookie street racer lookin to make it big in Rockport: where the cops are hot on yer tail 'n the racers are even hotter. But its real here, and when a Blacklist racer mocks his ride, Naruto's got no choice but 2 gun his engine. Pairings secretNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,374 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 1-25-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.4. Four Ways » reviewsAs a lifestyle? As a redemption? One of many confusing things about life is that one thing can mean so many different ones - some of which you wouldn't even realize or think of. We study these strange phenomenons in Four Ways. Main Pairing: NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 1-17-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete5. The Power of Gumbo reviewsTainted Histories and Better Beginnings Side Story: After the house arrest ends, Sasuke and Neji's paths cross late one night at the training grounds, and Sasuke invites the Hyuuga to dinner. What better to serve than his signature magic gumbo?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-09 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete6. Sheer Heart Attack reviewsI've been cheating on you. I've been... doing it for sometime now." "Really now? You know what that means?" He poked the other in the chest. "THAT means I get to cheat on you right back!" How does it feel to get a taste of one's own medicine?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-09 - Neji H. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. Disappear reviewsCompanion piece to Crushed: "I can't see you." With your eyes unseeing and a body that's gone cold, what am I to do except disappear? You take my hand in yours. "Don't worry. You're not alone. I'm sorry. You won't be alone anymore."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete8. Crushed reviewsDo you feel like you're being crushed?" Crushed by what exactly? In the silence of the room, the question lingered like a fog resisting the wind, and I could only gaze at him in confusion. "Do you feel like you're being crushed?" T for mature suggestion?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete9. Treacherous Heart » reviewsFeminine, sexy, powerful Uchiha Sasuke has a new mission in Sound from Orochimaru himself: 'Seduce Hatake Kakashi, and bring him to MY side.' But the heart is a treacherous thing, and Sasuke's about to find out how badly it is. KakaSasu KabuSasu OroSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 81,830 - Reviews: 868 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 10-17-06 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H.10. Promises Not Made are Promises Never Kept » reviewsSEQUEL TO TAKEN: HELL TO FIRE After missing Sasuke for four years, all life is gone from Naruto's eyes, leaving only sadness and pain. But now it's the Chunin Exams, and Naruto sees a boy who seems EXACTLY like Sasuke, but with long hair! But who IS he?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,835 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 3-12-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.11. Defiant Prisoners: Strength of A Demon reviewsLove of Ancient Kings, Part Three: The village becomes under threat after Naruto's refusal, and said demon is dragged into the center of a hateful crowd intent on seeing him suffer. But will Naruto be able to keep silent in the face of such cruelty?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.12. Creation of Bloodlust » reviewsAfter having their ship sucked into a powerful maelstrom, Naruto and Kiba awaken to find a stranger encased in a crystal cage. When they free the other, they find out that he's the Guardian of Darkness: son of the God of Destruction! NarSas AraSas KakSasNaruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,647 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 6-3-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.13. You Found Me » reviewsI slept and I heard you. I was tortured and I saw you. Now you want to know me, to touch me, but I can't let you. After 9 years of hell, what makes you think I'll accept you? But nevertheless, you found me. Amidst everything, you did. That's what matters.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,633 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 11-7-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.14. And the Dead Shall Always Hang High » reviewsHe hunted them. He couldn't BE one of them. But yet here he was. Living with them underneath a powerful, merciless ruler. A ruler that had the key to the universe clenched ruthlessly his controlling, bloodstained fists... YonSasu, NaruSasu, ?SasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,493 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 3-7-07 - Sasuke U. & Kiba I.15. Distance reviewsWhen you are far away from someone, do you forget? Or does it just make your heart ache more?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Crumbling Dreams » reviewsHe never knew his true family. Only the people around him that accepted him like family: the puppeteer, the fan bearer, and the demon vessel. He loved them all, but he never knew his true blood. But now his true blood wants him back. GaaSas SasuTem KanSasNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 2-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Gaara - Complete17. Dance of Diamonds » reviewsCHANGED TITLE Since he was 14, he had always adored female Hip Hop idol Sasuke Uchiha. Now, 6 years later, he's at an elite Hip Hop academy seeking to become an official performer, but he's greeted with a surprise. His idol is actually a BOY! AU NejiSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,082 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 1-2-07 - Sasuke U. & Neji H.18. The Eighth Celestial Warrior » reviewsCHANGED SUMMARY Sasuke finds a girl in the forests around Konoha and he takes her back with him. But little does he know that she has a secret mission: a mission that'll turn his world as he knows it upside down. NOT SASUxOC NejiSasu, actually.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,611 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 9-26-06 - Sasuke U. & Neji H.19. Killing the System reviewsShe had rules. He broke them. She had regulations. He ignored them. Crushed them. Murdered them. But she never wanted him to leave. Why? Because he killed her system. First Hentai EVER. Oneshot, crackalicious pairing. Enjoy. :DNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-6-08 - Temari & Kakashi H. - Complete20. Crystal Globe Prison » reviewsThey were innocent before Orochimaru came and stained their hands. They were pure before love made them the happiest sinners. But now their life together is being threatened, and they can only save it in the Crystal Globe Prison. NejiSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 9-26-06 - Sasuke U. & Neji H.21. Ascent into the Depths of Madness reviewsThe tighter you hold onto your sanity, the more it struggles to be free. Of both you and your asperity. Innuendic ItaSasu. 'M' just because. Dedication One Shot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-24-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete22. Sleeker in Silver reviewsHe is an elite Anbu captain with a strange fetish. Just like Sasuke had a strange obsession with copper, THIS Anbu is obsessed with silver, and the way it wraps, like a sleek snake, around the captured Uchiha's neck... Companion piece to Hotter in CopperNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-7-07 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete23. Wingless Flight » reviewsSasuke has returned to Konoha and is placed under the angry gaze of Neji Hyuuga. Unfortunately for the Hyuuga, Sasuke's wise and lazy ways just might drive him crazy. But what's up with Sasuke's back? It's glowing. NejiSasu Rating has changed to 'M'Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 1-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Neji H.24. Mood Swings reviewsSasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 93 - Published: 9-24-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete25. Six Factors reviewsThree ninja, two drinks, and one common goal: To get into Sasuke's pants. No hard lemon. Past!rape by Orochimaru NejiSasu KakaSasu, Dedication One Shot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-15-07 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete26. Tainted Histories and Better Beginnings reviewsSasuke and Iruka bond over food, and the Uchiha learns to let Kakashi go. Longest one shot EVER! Past KakaSasu, KakaIru, Slight SasuIru, NaruHina, ShikaTenten, strong NejiSasu Rated M for awful cursing. :DNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-13-07 - Sasuke U. & Iruka U. - Complete27. Shackled in Chains » reviewsIt's been ten years since they last met, but the reunion isn't what he had expected. The other was swallowed in metal chains, unable to move, speak, or see, and completely defenseless. He couldn't even control his own body anymore, but he was still HIM.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 3-30-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete28. Silenced Secrets: Revelations of a Demon reviewsLove of Ancient Kings, Part Two: The demon is bitter about what he calls the Day of Sealing, a day that happened hundreds of years ago. Naruto finds infinite wisdom behind that beautiful face, but his body is reacting to the demon's beauty, NOT his wisdomNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-27-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete29. Redwood Glory reviewsLittle Sasuke is sad one day, and Naruto takes him to an amazing tree where they plant one of their own, promising to come back to that tree thousands of years later. Then, their descendants arrive at the tree, and the circle is complete. Chibi NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-27-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete30. Blackened Ashes: Meet the Nameless Demon reviewsLove of Ancient Kings, Part One: Naruto has been taught to hate demons, but that never really sinks in. He wishes to meet a demon one day, and his wish is granted when he comes across one in the woods. But this demon might not be as nameless as he says...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-11-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete31. Creation of Peace reviewsSasuke is out in the rain again. And Shino hides something behind that high collar shirt of his. Something that he's afraid Sasuke will hate him for if he ever showed it. A cute little ShinoSasu. First story of this pairing, I believe. Dedication One ShotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Shino A. - Complete32. Jealous Pain reviewsKabuto makes a mark on Sasuke that haunts him even a year afterwards. Good thing Kakashi is there to heal all wounds, even IF Sasuke was a bit in the denial stage. KakaSasu KabuSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete33. Acting Like It's True reviewsSequel to SWIMMING IN CHAINS. Sasuke is at a club posing as a girl, with Gaara's eye stuck to his ass. Afterwards, Gaara tries to dominate again, but Sasuke is feeling a bit more rowdy than usual. NejiSasu SasuGaa A bit of OC DDB in the story as well! :DNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Gaara - Complete34. Comfort in Silence reviewsSilence tends to be more comforting than annoying. To Sasuke, anyway. Good thing Shikamaru has plenty of it. ShikaSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Shikamaru N. - Complete35. Swimming in Chains reviewsSadistic Sasuke is at the one year anniversary of team 7's reunion. But what happens when both he and sadistic Gaara find an entire room full of torture devices in the basement? Total sadistic chaos. Includes uncaring Neji and ChickenShit Naruto. GaaSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Gaara - Complete36. Raining Flames reviewsSasuke wakes up to the rain one day: completely helpless and chained to a rock with a Naruto that doesn't QUITE seem like himself... KyuuSasu... My thanks to desolate butterfly for the inspiration! :D Reviewer request oneshot!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Kyuubi - Complete37. Remembrance: Fire and Ice reviewsSasuke is sad and cold and damn near lifeless on a certain dreary anniversary. But the right touch in the right place just may bring him back to fiery life. KibaSasu REPOSTEDNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Kiba I. - Complete38. Selling Out » reviewsA bunch of oneshots with different Sasuke pairings. Mostly reviewer dedication oneshots. Some crazy, some expected. Sasuke as Uke: need I say more? posted KibaSasu, KyuubiSasu, GaaSasu, KakaSasu, ShikaSasu, and ShinoSa. Please read and review and enjoy! :Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 10-10-06 - Sasuke U. - Complete39. Hotter in Copper reviewsAt the very end of the earth, Neji discovers that allowing himself no sexual activity for ten years has its consequences, and Sasuke has a strange obsession with the red liquid copper Neji's body creates, a liquid that keeps us all alive. ONESHOT SasuNejiNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 3-15-07 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete40. Life on a Deathbed reviewsMEMORIAL ONESHOT 'People don't die, Naruto. The soul never dies, therefore the person never dies. I will live through you Naruto, because you hold my memory in your heart.' SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-10-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete41. Imagine If reviewsKakashi learns something new about Sasuke the hard way: the Uchiha is like a cat, and push the cat back far enough into a corner, and it'll lash out. In some ways more embarrassing than others. REVIEWER REQUEST ONESHOT SasuKaka. Yes. In THAT order. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-3-07 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete42. Taken: Hell to Fire » reviewsCHANGED TITLE It's the Land of Waves ark and during the battle against Zabuza, the assassin decides to kidnap Sasuke and keep him for Haku and himself! Slight ZabuSasu, HakuSasu. Prologue to Promises Not Made are Promises Never Kept.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 1-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Haku - Complete43. Let Us Dance, Let Them Drink, Let It Snow » reviewsThree part oneshot! Naruto and company are at a club on christmas eve, but Neji doesn't want to dance. Well, Sasuke will just have to make him by using the jealousy technique: dancing with Naruto! A reviewer's request NejiSasu, NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 12-23-06 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete