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Name Even i don't know the answer to that one...

Gender XXY...just kidding, Soy una chica.

Language:English but learning japanese and spanish...but doing badly

Nickname: Chibi

likes My friends, Heath Ledger, Yaoi, Joker, reading, video games, Joker, potato salad, fanfiction, Joker, History, English and of course JOKER!

Dislikes Bullies, spammers, scammers, snobs, and flamers, Penguin, cat woman, n00bs and meat

fav music: I like rock music mostly...well alternative rock but i fing hate rap, hip-hop and r&b.

Hobbies reading and complaining

Current unhealthy obsession: Batman: Dark Knight

Fav character ever: Joker

QUOTE TIME

‘Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time’

‘Five out of four people have a problem with fractions’

‘ Im not as think as you drunk I am’

‘no you don’t get it you think you get it which isn’t actually the same as getting it get it’

‘officer I swear to drunk im not god’

‘whats the difference between a man and a cat fish? Ones a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the others a fish’

'uh if its not about me make it about me or me is leaving'

'huh?'

‘I used to have super powers….then my therapist took them away from me’

‘I used to be a skitzo but we’re ok now’

‘my imaginary friend think you have some mental issues’

‘never go to bed angry stay up and plot revenge’

‘flying is simple just throw yourself at the ground and miss’

‘why is it called after dark when its actually after light’

‘always remember that your unique just like everyone else’

'save the earth its the only planet with chocolate'

'how can i miss you if you won't go away'

'i understand the concept of cooking and cleaning just not how they apply to me'

'i didnt say it was your fault i just said i was gonna blame you'

Joker Quotes!!:

'Why so serious?'

'Let's put a smile on that face'

'I'm an agent of chaos'

'No, i killed the bus driver'

'I'm not a monster, i'm just ahead of the curve'

'I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger'

'This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham'

' You have nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all your strength'

'It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, wanna know how i got these scars?'

'And here...we...GO!

'All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal, and i'm gonna give it to 'em'

'You'll see, i'll show ya, when the chips are down these uh...'civilised' people, they'll eat each other.'

'Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?'

See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder…and dynamite…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!

'Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair. '

The only sensible way to live your life is without rules. And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule."

"You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father."

"Freak? Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is! It's not about money, it's about sending a message."

"This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them."

"Let's not blow things out of proportion"

"One thing I've learned is if you're good at something, never do it for free."

'Well see, depending on the time, he (referring to harvey dent) can be in one place...or several!'

'Where's Harvey Dent? You know I'll settle for his loved ones'

'I just want my phone call.'

'You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!'

'You wanna know why i use a knife? Ya see guns are too quick, you can't savor all the little emotions, In their last moments people show you who they really are. So in a way i knew your friends better than you ever did. Wanna know which of 'em where cowards.'

'There's a Batman.'

'LOOK AT ME!'

'You complete me.'

'You have nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all your strength.'

'Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. HIT ME!'

'Tonight you're going to break your one rule.'

'Starting tonight people are going to die, i'm a man of my word.'

'Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are tonights entertainment.'

'You have all these rules and you think they'll save you.'

'I'm not a schemer, i just try to show the schemers have truely pathetic their attempts to control everthing truely are.'

'You truely are incorruptable aren't you? You won't kill me out of some missplaced sense of self-rightousness and i won't kill you because you're simply too much fun. I think you and i are destined to do this forever.'

'And i thought my jokes were bad.'

'How about a magic trick?'

'You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?'

'Ooh a little fight in ya, i like that.'

'Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!'

'I like this job - I like it!'

'I took Gotham's white knight and bought him down to our level.'

'Look what i did to this city with just a few drums of gasoline and a couple of bullets.'

'We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!'

'Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?'

' I want...my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!'

'How many of your friends did i kill.'

'It's simple, we, uh, kill the Batman.'

'If you're good at something, never do it for free. '

'Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. '

'Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!'

'You just couldn't let me go. Could you?'

' Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!'

'You didn't think I'd risk the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? '

'I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight. The Batman.'

' I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you... you complete me. '

'Look, why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking this a little more seriously. Here's my card.
(pulls joker card out of pocket)'

'Now, our operation is small but there is a lot of potential for 'aggressive' expansion. So which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now so we're gonna have...
(breaks pool cue over knee) tryouts.
(throws broken pool cue at the thugs) Make it fast.'

'(Batman slams The Joker’s head on a table) Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.'

'Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.'

'No, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them.'

'I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr.Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.'

'We made it!'

' Ah, the good cop, bad cop routine?'

'Who did you leave him with? Your people? Assuming, of course, they are still your people, and not Maroni's. Does it depress you, commissioner? To know just how alone you really are? Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament? '

'( to the mob after performing his "magic trick") Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.'

'I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint... You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold... '

stop child abuse!!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child Abuse: Make it stop

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Aren't they sad?;.;

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