Yosh,

I am the terror that lurks in your bathtub.

Actually, that could be pretty bad. For me. In fact, let's pretend I never went anywhere near your indoor pool and instead focus on water justu and other things that really matter.

In reality I'm a long time reader of anything from fanfics to web comics, a part time philosopher, martial artist, writer, and all around fan of anime/manga and comics. As a general rule I'll read anything except for yaoi (which is the word and substance of ultimate evil) and I really enjoy the fics found via crack pairings. Never Cut Twice has to be one of the best stories I've ever found or read and one pairing I'm fond of (and take credit for coming up with on my own even though i haven't posted any stories of it yet) is Lee/Ino.

I also happen to be a Scorpio, my birthday falls the day before Orochimaru's own date of birth. And I am everything to which that darkest and most crafty of Signs portends.

The three greatest fics I've read on this sight are Never Cut Twice, Perceptions, and The Blade and The Bloom, all of which can be found in my Fav section.

My favorite crack pairings would have to be:

Naruto/Ino: The greatest pairing to ever be written! Now if only there was more fan art.

Lee/Ino

Naruto/Temari

Sesshomaru/Kagome

There are others, but I'm too lazy to list them (I'm as much Shikamaru as i am Kisame)

My Favorite Anime would have to be Death Note, Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Get Backers, Great Teacher Onizuka, Love Hina, and several others.

As for the kinds of stories I like, the longer the better and taking a standard story and turning it on its head. The reason for this is because they tend to make me think about various things and I always enjoy that, mostly because my brain has trouble shutting off and they help focus me at times.

Also, I have discovered one of the greatest writers in history, counting in the top five best writers I've ever read, two of which happen to be writers on this site. His name is Jim Butcher, writer of the Dresden Files, which you can find at your local bookstore.

I am now willing to Beta, just check out the beta profile and e-mail me, but please be respectful.

Anyway, the best web comics I've found or been told about are AppleGeeks.com (GET A MAC!), MegaTokyo.com (PH34R T3H L33T M45T3R!), and Misfile.com

Hopefully I will be able to post some of my other stories soon, and please leave helpful reviews because I'm always working to improve. Flame, and you shall writhe in agony as I bake marsh mellows and other tasty treats. Until then, farewell, and respect the Shark Man, he has a giant sword that will eat your chakra.

Also, As for my Naruto/Ino story Building My Home With You, don't worry, it hasn't died. The proplem is I've just started at a University and I wrecked my car, in additon to having moved as I posted in the Author's Note. I will keep writting it when I can. Sorry. Life sucks like this sometimes, but hopefully when things settle down I can start writting again. Hopefully this will be soon.

Hopefully Spartans won't come after me either, but with my luck, who knows

Also, I have inspired someone to draw a fanart of Building My Home With You. Don't ask me how...I'm not sure myself. Anyway, here's the link, so check it out and show your support!

http://sonor16.deviantart.com/art/NaruXIno-Quickie-100679099

Here's something fun:

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday