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since: 09-24-06, id: 1138339, Profile Updated: 06-27-09
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Author has written 55 stories for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Sukisho, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Doctor Who, Gravitation, Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Flies, Heroes, Life on Mars, Torchwood, Supernatural, Hairspray, X-Men: The Movie, Merlin, High School Musical, Twilight, and Matrix.
 
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1. Interlude reviews
The One is a dead man walking. Smith/Neo.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-09 - Smith, A. & Neo - Complete
2. The Proper Use of Inanimate Objects » reviews
Jasper Hale is a fucking tease. Jasper/Edward, various inanimate objects. Sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 12-27-08 - Edward & Jasper
3. The Rules Which We Abide By reviews
“Tell me, Mr Anderson. How do you describe colour to the blind man?” Neo/Smith.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-16-09 - Neo & Smith, A. - Complete
4. Synchronicity reviews
When they arrive, Jasper looks straight at Edward and thinks yes. Alice/Jasper/Edward, threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-16-09 - Edward & Jasper - Complete
5. Make a Fool Out of Me reviews
Oh, Edward. Your lies are bittersweet, and now it’s done. Edward/Jasper partially onesided , don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-08 - Edward & Jasper - Complete
6. Spoils reviews
You’re so temperamental; I never know what you’re thinking. Sometimes I think you forget we don’t all have your privilege. Jasper/Edward, don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-25-08 - Edward & Jasper - Complete
7. All About The Chase reviews
I can always make him sway. Edward/Jasper, don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-08 - Edward & Jasper - Complete
8. Promises reviews
He promises an eternity of oblivious love. Edward/Jasper, don't like, don't read. Companion fic to Last Goodbye.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-08 - Edward & Jasper - Complete
9. Last Goodbye reviews
She floats on the surface as an infatuation but I’m underneath and so I smile. Edward/Jasper, don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-08 - Edward & Jasper - Complete
10. Death, Love and Everything In Between » reviews
Merlin never wanted an adventure. Hope, love and fear can drive us beyond our stubbornness. MerlinxArthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-2-08 - Complete
11. Insignificant Events » reviews
This was kissing the devil, with fire and brimstone and lust and his soul curling and coiling around Tom’s. This was incredible. It was Tom Riddle, and he was going to crash and burn someday but this was enough to cling on to on the ride down. TomHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-15-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
12. Don't Tell Sharpay reviews
Ryan likes lying to his sister. ChadxRyan.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-2-08 - Chad D. & Ryan E. - Complete
13. Arachnophobia? reviews
The infallible Arthur Pendragon was on a chair because of a spider. MerlinxArthur.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete
14. Secrets, Lies and Compromise reviews
Arthur has a secret, and it's one he'll never tell. Onesided!ArthurxMerlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-08 - Complete
15. Reading Between the Lines reviews
Arthur spent most of his time looking shocked at Merlin’s stupidity. Today, it seemed, was not to be an exception. MerlinxArthur.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-08 - Complete
16. Recklessness reviews
If there was one thing Merlin had learnt about Arthur, it was that he was very good at getting captured. MerlinxArthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-9-08 - Complete
17. Origins » reviews
Johnny was staring at what had to be the biggest asshole he’d ever seen. BobbyxJohnny.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-7-08 - Iceman & Pyro
18. Inebriation » reviews
You see, there were parties. MerlinxArthur. CODA: "You'll probably get me killed for this, you know."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-18-08 - Published: 10-17-08 - Complete
19. Limitless reviews
They made an agreement, a long time ago. ScottxLogan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-08 - Cyclops & Wolverine - Complete
20. Unrequited reviews
Johnny has a problem. BobbyxJohnny, JohnnyxScott.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-08 - Pyro & Iceman - Complete
21. Consequences » reviews
These were his actions, and the consequences were his to bear. YukixKakeru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 3-10-08 - Yuki S. & Kakeru M. - Complete
22. Smile reviews
“Come on, Link,” Corny sighed despondently from behind him. “There’s got to be something that makes you smile.” LinkxCorny.
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-08 - Complete
23. Inspiration reviews
Corny stared despondently down at the piece of paper and cursed Velma von Tussle. CornyxLink.
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-08 - Complete
24. A Peculiar Nuisance reviews
James Norrington woke up, which is always a pleasant surprise, especially seeing as he was supposed to be dead. Sparrington long oneshot of doom.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-27-08 - Jack S. & James N. - Complete
25. I'd Rather Have Lemon and Sugar reviews
Dean’s views of ‘good’ and ‘bad’ sometimes confused even his little brother. Mild Wincest. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
26. How Did It Come To This? » reviews
“There’s a time in life when you must break away. It could be when you leave home, or school, or it could be when you abandon your friends and they search for you for half a year only to find you here.” Yuki flees to escape Akito but it goes wrong…KyoYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 3-8-08 - Kyou S. & Yuki S.
27. Something New reviews
Jack knew this feeling. It was the start of something new. "Who are you still coming back for, Jack?" Janto. Oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-08 - Complete
28. Only You » reviews
As Akito begins to wake, Kyo has to decide what's real and what's just a nightmare. "I can’t. I can’t pick. But I’m running out of time and I still don’t know what’s real." KyoYuki, HaruKyo sequel to LCITS.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 1-6-08 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete
29. My Turn reviews
KeruYuki flufflet. "...so I just decided that, seeing as it’s February 29th and all, the uke will do the asking."
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-29-08 - Kakeru M. & Yuki S. - Complete
30. Never Too Late reviews
It was only a matter of time. But like the drink, the drugs and the high-speed chases the sex came with the job. It wasn’t the act, it wasn’t the partner, it was the gender. It was 1973 and it was no wonder, really. SamGene. A2A Universe. SPOILERS.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete
31. Drowning reviews
He peered into his mind for a moment, and something called to him from the darkness. "You’re broken. Let me fix you," he whispered. And they curled up and simply drowned together. PeterSylar. Oneshot.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-3-08 - Sylar/Gabriel G. & Peter P. - Complete
32. Love Can Ignite The Stars » reviews
As Haru lies sleeping Yuki and Kyo have some decisions to make. KyoHaru plotline YukiKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 5-10-07 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete
33. Falling Apart reviews
Peter Petrelli hadn't realised it would be this easy to fall apart. PeterSylar long oneshot of doom.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-17-07 - Peter P. & Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
34. My Happy Ending » reviews
And in those eyes of perfection I saw his whole life crumbling and decaying before my eyes. When Kyo finally finds a way to beat Yuki, it might not be 'right', or 'fair', but it's all he has left. But can he still do it? KyoYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 9-20-07 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete
35. Finding the Invisible Man reviews
And on an unspecified date, in an unspecified place, with the invisible man, Peter Petrelli made love. [PeterClaude][oneshot]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-7-07 - Claude & Peter P. - Complete
36. One reviews
It was with one person, at one place and in one moment he could become Gabriel Gray. [SylarxPeter][oneshot]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-7-07 - Sylar/Gabriel G. & Peter P. - Complete
37. Fly reviews
Everything swelled inside, hotter, angrier, closer, harder, leaving Jack free to fly and so he flew. JackRalph.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-22-07
38. Can You Sail Under the Command of a Pirate? reviews
And James still wasn't sure if he could answer. [oneshot][Sparrington]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-1-07 - Jack S. & James N. - Complete
39. Wheel of Fortune reviews
No matter WHAT Elizabeth said, going back to that damn locker to save someone who hadn't exactly made his life 'peachy' was NOT the 'right thing' to do. So why the HELL was he doing it anyway? Sparrington oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-28-07 - Jack S. & James N. - Complete
40. What Do You Mean? reviews
Oh, god. I'd really done it this time. Goodbye, Mom, Sis, Hiro. Oneshot ShuichiPOV
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-25-07 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete
41. Stubborn reviews
Itachi was many things, but he wasn't a murderer. My Itachi wasn't a killer. [“You can have me. If it makes you happy, makes you strong, means you’re safe, even when I’m not here, I will die for you. I'm yours.”]ShisuixItachi][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-12-07 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete
42. He Fell Behind reviews
The cretin's eyes laughed at him as he realised as he had a million times before, whether it was with cannon, pistol or sword, he was long past the point of being able to kill Captain Jack Sparrow. [Sparrington][oneshot]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-2-07 - Jack S. & James N. - Complete
43. Dancer reviews
He kissed him. Sasuke moved forward, wrapped his hands around his sensei’s neck and kissed him, with sweet cherry lips and hesitance of a firsttime lover. And Kakashi nearly died, because this was his dancer. [KakaSasu][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-2-07 - Kakashi H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
44. Showing You The World reviews
[That once in a lifetime, million to one chance has to happen to someone.] When a onenight stand fulfils all of Tatsuha's dreams, he's happier than he could ever be. Or is he? And why can't Ryuichi forget that damn kid? [TatsRyu][oneshot]
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-27-07 - Tatsuha U. & Ryuichi S. - Complete
45. Last Chance reviews
He... he had to. He couldn't help it. That was Rose Tyler standing in front of him. No longer his Doomsday. He kissed her. [oneshot][TenRose]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-07 - Complete
46. Loving Her » reviews
You watch as the child you loved – the woman you love – turns into something so monstrous you dare not even name it. It is vengeance, and you hate it. [KurenoxAkito][Akkigure][femAk][17 spoilers]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-10-07 - Published: 5-30-07 - Akito S. & Shigure S. - Complete
47. Distance reviews
The only time she could see his face was the echo of himself, painted onto the essence of a trickster. He would never know her love, yet he was the only reason she was still alive. KittyxPtolemy challengefic.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-07 - Complete
48. Respect reviews
Respect: esteem for a sense of the worth or excellence of a person, a personal quality or ability. Funny thing, eh? How a battle weary djinni might earn some respect for someone. Ridiculous notion. Absurd. Yet completely true.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-9-07 - Complete
49. Command reviews
I couldn't believe what I was reading. Nathaniel trusted me. Sure, there were the normal commands, the summonning, and all that other ritualistic rubbish but the trust was there. And that scared me the most.[NathanielBartimaeus][oneshot][PG spoilers]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-8-07 - Complete
50. A Week Of Mistaken Identity » reviews
The Marauders take on a new style for a week. Who's the emo? Who goes insane on sugar? Who's the hippie? The school has no idea what's going on!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,780 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 11-13-06
51. Hands Clean reviews
Al remembered touching his brother, in a ghostlike sort of way. Elricest songfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-07 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete
52. Pretence reviews
It was so wrong that he watched Yoru and Ran, but he couldn't stop himself. And it was a revelation that Nao did too.
Sukisho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-3-07 - Complete
53. Saving You reviews
Yun Yun is sad. KeruxYuki.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-07 - Yuki S. & Kakeru M. - Complete
54. Waiting For You reviews
“You wanted to leave, didn’t you! You wanted to leave this place… me!” Akkigure. Chapter 101 from Akito's POV.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-07 - Akito S. & Shigure S. - Complete
55. Ed the Homunculus » reviews
Ed 'dies' and is brought back by Envy. His homunculus goes insane and trashes everything. When Ed returns, how will he rebuild his reputation? Will anyone believe him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 12-14-06 - Edward E. & Envy
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