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since: 09-25-06, id: 1139079, Profile Updated: 06-29-09
country: United States
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Marching Band, and Twilight.

Hey everyone! I'm the Aulophobic Clarinetist (aulophobia is the fear of flutes...don't you think they're scary?)

I just finished high school and now that I have a summer without marching band I can work on updating (I'm so sorry it has taken me this long... again...)

My favorite ships are: Lily/James, Hermione/Harry (not cannon but w/e), Remus/Tonks...stuff like that

and I love stories involving Snape... He's so awesome

For Twilight, my favorite ships are: Alice/Jasper and Bella/Edward

and Mulder/Scully from X-files (they are so amazingly awesome)

I'm usually obsessing over the grand authoress cylobaby's stories (go check them out-especially Lady Velisna)

Also, has anyone noticed that Lord Voldemort has a "high pitched voice" in the books? really, voldy? really? who could be scared of that?

About me...well, I love love LOVE reading (my parents occasionally have to make me stop reading...) and music is my life. I was in band since elementary school and marching band all of high school. I'm not sure if I'm going to continue in college or not. I am always listening to music. Some of my favorite bands are AC/DC, Aerosmith, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Offspring, Evanescence, Journey, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Green Day...I'm sure I'm forgetting a LOT... haha well, anything rock/hard rock/metal/alternative :)

UPDATE: I WILL BE OUT OF TOWN FOR MOST OF JULY, BUT I WILL HAVE MANY UPDATES WHEN I GET HOME

yay for fanfiction!

~.AULOPHOBIC CLARINETIST >.~

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1. More Evil Lockers » reviews
What would happen if lockers were installed in Hogwarts? locker problems, combination errors, and hilariously embarrassing moments, that's what. Requests accepted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 11-19-06
2. A Lost Heart reviews
Lily lost something. Can James help her find it? warning: Major FLUFF! LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-17-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
3. Forever reviews
Oneshot. Bella's thoughts when Edward is gone New Moon...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-2-07 - Complete
4. The Best Christmas Gift » reviews
Christmas with the marauders. James gives Lily the best Christmas gift... fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 12-24-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
5. The Twelve Days of Band Camp reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas..... Band Camp Style! hilarious!...
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete
6. Lily and the Locker reviews
Hogwarts gets lockers. Lockers, of course, come with problems: Lily's won't open. How does James help? read and find out! very funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-24-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
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