Saru Wolfe
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since: 09-25-06, id: 1139108, Profile Updated: 04-09-12
country: USA
Author has written 35 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Wicked, Beauty and the Beast, Fairy Tales, Sherlock Holmes, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Shakespeare, Ninja Turtles, StarTrek: The Original Series, Megamind, Thor, Once Upon a Time, Dracula, Kingkiller Chronicle, and Hellboy.

Hello, all! As this is a profile, I'll talk about myself a bit before we move on to things you care about. I absolutely love fiction - reading, writing, and editing. I couldn't get away from music if I wanted to; I constantly have a song in my head, and I like it. I'm a Christian and very proud of it. I'm self-assured (almost to the point of egotism), which might account for my near-constant cheery mood. However, I am also fond of sarcasm, especially the snarky vindictive kind. I have OCD tendencies, and they triple when grammar is involved.

I have a great many fandoms, and a surprising number have survived my teenage years. I think it is now safe to say that I have some permanent fandoms. I was raised on Star Wars, Star Trek, and Disney in particular. I have a love of opera and musicals, including Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, and Wicked. I read both DC and Marvel comics. When I play video games, I mostly stick to Legend of Zelda and various Bioware worlds. I read too many books and series to count -- Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Shakespeare, The Kingkiller Chronicles, Dracula, Dune, most anything I can get my hands on. Doctor Who has recently become my new lifestyle.

As far as fanfiction goes, I appear to have a particular penchant for sarcasm, background stories, character studies, and any combination thereof. This of course means that I most enjoy long epics with driving plots, the very thing I can't write. Please realize that I started this account in high school and therefore must bear the shame of having written very badly. Do pay attention to the published dates of what you read here.

Enjoy!


1. Arm in Arm in Arm » reviews
The Waystone Inn receives a familiar visitor, and is better for it.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-9-13 - Tempi & Kvothe - Complete
2. Progression » reviews
In which Christine learns to make good decisions. Alternately, from the view of our poor unhappy phantom, in which Christine convinces Erik of increasingly ridiculous ideas. A collection of moments; Leroux-based EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-24-12 - Published: 11-13-12 - Christine & Erik
3. Worse Ways reviews
AU. Dracula visits Mina on her deathbed.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-7-12 - Mina Harker & Dracula - Complete
4. Of Burgers and Bravery reviews
Rumpelstiltskin has been down many paths and done many things, but going on a date to the local diner has not been one of them... until tonight.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-30-12 - Belle & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
5. The Statue reviews
Tenzin reflects on the statue of Avatar Aang. Legend of Korra, no real spoilers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-12 - unknown 9 & Aang - Complete
6. The Plan reviews
It has always been Loki's job to support his brother. How exactly he does that, however, is up to his discretion. Mix of movie-verse and mythology.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 5-18-11 - Loki & Thor
7. With Him reviews
She should walk away, right now. Short Megamind/Roxanne AU of the rainy scene in the movie.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-14-10 - Megamind & Roxanne R. - Complete
8. Zhao the Invincible reviews
Zhao was meant for the Navy. He was a man of the sea. Always had been, and always would be.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-14-10 - Zhao - Complete
9. Rain reviews
Zuko has made up his mind. Zutara oneshot. A gift fic for Pattie Mayonnaise.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-13-10 - Zuko & Katara - Complete
10. Trying New Things » reviews
A series of oneshots in which seemingly haphazard pairings do surprisingly well. Sometimes crack ships work. 1. Tophshot 2. Ty Laang 3. Junei Jun/Earth King
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 2-21-09
11. Spock Amok reviews
Set during Amok Time, obviously. It's a long way to Vulcan, especially when Spock has inexplicably transformed into an angsty teenager.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-09 - Spock
12. The Sewer Is a Popular Place » reviews
Honestly, it wasn't like Mikey meant to bump into government guys on a super secret mission. Of course, he wasn't exactly what the BPRD was expecting, either. TMNT/HB crossover.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 3-18-09
13. Promise reviews
The story is told. Hamlet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-08 - Complete
14. Blessing reviews
Prince Adam was not the first person the Enchantress called on. Oneshot, lots of fluff.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete
15. Pride » reviews
Christine Daae was not the first young soprano to catch the attention of the Opera Ghost. Everyone has a story. A movie-verse, drabble-ish series of back story, mostly focusing on Carlotta.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 2-18-08 - Carlotta
16. The Truth About Stamford reviews
This was NOT what he'd had in mind.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete
17. Forum Madness reviews
This is my dubious revenge upon the participants of the "Are You a Holmes or a Watson?" forum thread. All insanity is thers, not mine. Can be delicately described as a crack fic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete
18. Reasonable reviews
My entry into the 3GAR AU challenge. Some things just make more sense.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete
19. It's Spelled Jill » reviews
A MarySue and a reluctant, sarcastic selfinsert are put into the same story. What happens when they go after the same man? Chaos... and hilarity. Can they ever be friends? I think not. And I'm the Author.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-16-07 - James N.
20. Q's Little Problem reviews
Q is back, and he's still bringing trouble. This time, though, he's made a six year old girl omnipotent. Chaos ensues. Picard has a drink. Rewrite.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-2-08 - Q
21. The Queen and Her Reflection reviews
The magic mirror is not what you think, and she didn't clean the dwarves' cottage out of kindness. A very sarcastic and altered version of Snow White. Some Disney elements.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-08 - Complete
22. Highly Inconvenient reviews
What happens when an infant shows up at a bachelor pad, which happens to be occupied by a cold, aloof detective? Novelization of a Ronald Howard Holmes scene.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete
23. Jack and the Giant Cornstalk reviews
A simple childhood story is mutilated using abnormal characters and a couple of truckloads of sarcasm. And what has Monty Python to do with it? Makes fun of virtually everything.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete
24. An Alternate Plan reviews
Harry finds a certain, if unorthodox, way to defeat the Dark Lord. Little but humor value. Rated Kplus for a bit o' violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-30-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
25. Birthday reviews
Does anyone realize how young Prince Adam must have been when he was cursed? What really happened?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 11-29-07 - Complete
26. Easy reviews
The Wizard wasn't evil. He was just a coward tempted with the path of least resistance. Musical based.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-07 - Wizard - Complete
27. Animal reviews
A glance at Doctor Dillamond's experiences in his journey from Goat to goat. Musical based.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-6-07 - D. Dillamond - Complete
28. Of Gryphons and Serpents: A Double Tale » reviews
Four people. Two houses. Two generations. Two notes. Two stories. They weren't supposed to be friends. They weren't supposed to like each other. Shippers are rather obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-07 - Complete
29. Customs » reviews
This goes through The Waterbending Master in Pakku's POV, including flashbacks. Tells the story of his one and only love. Unrequited, of course.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-23-07 - Pakku - Complete
30. Trust » reviews
The sequel to Enemies, Right? Zuko and Katara are once again captured by the Dai Li. My take on what might have happened in the season 2 finale had my prequel actually taken place. Pure, paced Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 12-20-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete
31. Enemies, Right? reviews
AU. Katara, Zuko, and Iroh are imprisoned in Lake Laogai, and escape together. Not straight out Zutara, more like a lot of really obvious Zutara hints. Paced. Now has a sequel, Trust.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-29-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete
32. Turning Point reviews
A change in Snape's allegiance to Voldemort. Quite angsty. SnapexOC. Rated for the Cruciatus and Killing curses. Now rewritten!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-11-06 - Severus S. & Voldemort - Complete
33. Davy Jones' Song reviews
As you can see, it's lyrics to the Davy Jones music box tune. Just because I love that tune and everyone's doing it. Written before AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-23-06 - Davy Jones - Complete
34. Phan Attack reviews
The Phangirls attack again! The graveyard scene goes horribly wrong when some dedicated Phans decide to rescue the Phantom.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-29-06 - Erik - Complete
35. Not Quite Man to Man reviews
Multiple crossovers. The Phantom has a talk with someone in a similar predicament. Think Pirates.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-29-06 - Erik - Complete
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