FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Saru Wolfe |
Author has written 26 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Wicked, Beauty and the Beast, Fairy Tales, Sherlock Holmes, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Shakespeare, Ninja Turtles, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Hellboy. Hello, all! As this is a profile, I'll talk about myself a bit before we move on to things you care about. I absolutely love fiction - reading, writing, and editing. I couldn't get away from music if I wanted to; I constantly have a song in my head, and I like it. I'm a Christian and very proud of it. I'm self-assured (almost to the point of egotism), which might account for my near-constant cheery mood. However, I am also fond of sarcasm, especially the snarky vindictive kind. I have OCD tendencies, and they triple when grammar is involved. Not surprisingly, I spend a lot of my free time perusing and writing fanfiction. Fandoms: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Batman, Beauty and the Beast, Discworld, Dragonheart, Hamlet, Harry Potter, Hellboy, Justice League of America, Les Miserables, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Psych, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek, Star Wars, TMNT, V for Vendetta, Wicked, X-Men, and Zelda. Favorite Characters (in order of fandom): Zuko, Toph, Katara, Iroh, Pakku, Jeong Jeong; Batman, Alfred; Belle, Lumiere, Cogsworth; Death; Draco, Bowen; Horatio; Draco, Hermione, Neville, Snape, McGonagall; Hellboy, Abe, Johann Krauss; J'onn J'onzz, Hawkgirl, Flash; Javert, Valjean; Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli; Erik, Carlotta; Norrington, Barbossa, Davy Jones; Shawn, Gus, Lassiter, Juliet, Chief Vick; Holmes, Watson; Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Q, the Doctor; Qui-Gon Jinn, Dooku, Thrawn; Raph, Leo, Don, Mikey; V; Elphaba, Doctor Dillamond, the Wizard, and Ganondorf I'm not much of a shipper, but I have a few favorites: Zutara, Draco/Hermione, Snape/Lily, some Neville/Ginny (thanks to the fourth movie), Erik/Christine, a bit of Erik/Carlotta (I can't help it.), Norribeth (whatever makes the poor guy happy), Spock/Nurse Chapel, and Sarek/Amanda. Of course, the formula for most of the best ships out there goes like so: a strong and fiery, but compassionate girl and an arrogant (and probaby angsty) jerk. Music: I love opera and Broadway (which I sing constantly), classical and movie music (which I play), and rock. My favorite music, like my favorite fandom, varies with my mood. Right now: I have Stephen Sondheim's Into the Woods stuck in my head. I recommend the first half of that musical to everyone. Vocabulary: Fe-bru-sia (feh-BROO-shuh) n : the interruption or unsolicited entrance of a conversation by a party who is ignorant of the subject of said conversation I'm not sure exactly who came up with this word, but I think it's wonderful. Help me spread it around until it gets in the dictionary! Quotes: "I've got a bad feeling about this." -anyone from Star Wars. "Flash! Don't heckle the super villain!" -Green Lantern. JLA. Flash is so funny. "California's reality doesn't run parallel to ours." -My mom. No offense to any of you Californians; we just think your state is weird. "If you trust in yourself... and believe in your dreams... and follow your star... you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy." -Miss Tick. Discworld. Amazing; common sense! "Prepositions are horrible things to end a sentence with!" -Me, being a smart aleck. As usual. "There is an appalling directness about your questions, Watson. They come at me like bullets." -Holmes. Who else? "PIZZA - SUBS - REAL ESTATE - ICE CREAM" -A real advertising sign for a real store. Honest. "Luna Sea Hotel" -Another real sign for a real place we've passed once or twice. Don't get it? Say it quickly. "Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?" -Unknown. Isn't it the truth, though? "If I am destined to be mediocre, I'll be the best mediocre person you ever met!" -My friend. He's so terribly amusing. "Fascinating." -Spock. "I'll be seventeen on Thursday, probably!" -Randomly overheard conversation at school. 'Probably' - I ask you. "It's pretty fun messing with people." -Bumi. I agree. "I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is mere appendix." -Guess who! Holmes, of course. Must... resist... fangirl sighs... "It's not manly gravy." -Dad. The best thing to do is not ask. "Shut up, voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again!" -I don't know. My friend found this and thought of me. "Once you get over the fact that it's horrible, it's not so bad." -Dad again! I love my parents. "Chuck Norris can count to infinity... more than once!" -A fellow student. "I don't have an ego. I just love how totally awesome I am!" -Some commercial for a fast food restaurant. It's so me! "It's really funny - well, no, actually it's sad and horrible." -My English teacher. "Hey! I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before!" -Cyborg. "You knew my father?" -Pick a movie. It's probably in there somewhere. "Stuff happens. Then you die." -My former Spanish teacher. Nothing more really needs to be said. Half Full Versus Half Empty: Personality Types Based on Half a Glass of Water My favorite website besides this one: www.phantomandv.piczo.com The Phantom of the Opera and V for Vendetta work together in many extremely amusing crossovers! What more could one ask for? ~Saru Wolfe | |||||||||||
1. Trying New Things » reviewsA series of oneshots in which seemingly haphazard pairings do surprisingly well. Sometimes crack ships work. 1. Tophshot 2. Ty Laang 3. Junei Jun/Earth KingAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 2-21-092. Spock Amok reviewsSet during Amok Time, obviously. It's a long way to Vulcan, especially when Spock has inexplicably transformed into an angsty teenager.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-09 - Spock3. The Sewer Is a Popular Place » reviewsHonestly, it wasn't like Mikey meant to bump into government guys on a super secret mission. Of course, he wasn't exactly what the BPRD was expecting, either. TMNT/HB crossover.Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 3-18-094. Promise reviewsThe story is told. Hamlet.Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-08 - Complete5. Blessing reviewsPrince Adam was not the first person the Enchantress called on. Oneshot, lots of fluff.Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete6. Pride » reviewsChristine Daae was not the first young soprano to catch the attention of the Opera Ghost. Everyone has a story. A movie-verse, drabble-ish series of back story, mostly focusing on Carlotta.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 2-18-08 - Carlotta7. The Truth About Stamford reviewsThis was NOT what he'd had in mind.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete8. Forum Madness reviewsThis is my dubious revenge upon the participants of the "Are You a Holmes or a Watson?" forum thread. All insanity is thers, not mine. Can be delicately described as a crack fic.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete9. Reasonable reviewsMy entry into the 3GAR AU challenge. Some things just make more sense.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete10. It's Spelled Jill » reviewsA MarySue and a reluctant, sarcastic selfinsert are put into the same story. What happens when they go after the same man? Chaos... and hilarity. Can they ever be friends? I think not. And I'm the Author.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-16-07 - James N.11. Q's Little Problem reviewsQ is back, and he's still bringing trouble. This time, though, he's made a six year old girl omnipotent. Chaos ensues. Picard has a drink. Rewrite.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-2-08 - Q12. The Queen and Her Reflection reviewsThe magic mirror is not what you think, and she didn't clean the dwarves' cottage out of kindness. A very sarcastic and altered version of Snow White. Some Disney elements.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-08 - Complete13. Highly Inconvenient reviewsWhat happens when an infant shows up at a bachelor pad, which happens to be occupied by a cold, aloof detective? Novelization of a Ronald Howard Holmes scene.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete14. Jack and the Giant Cornstalk reviewsA simple childhood story is mutilated using abnormal characters and a couple of truckloads of sarcasm. And what has Monty Python to do with it? Makes fun of virtually everything.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete15. An Alternate Plan reviewsHarry finds a certain, if unorthodox, way to defeat the Dark Lord. Little but humor value. Rated Kplus for a bit o' violence.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-30-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete16. Birthday reviewsDoes anyone realize how young Prince Adam must have been when he was cursed? What really happened?Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-29-07 - Complete17. Easy reviewsThe Wizard wasn't evil. He was just a coward tempted with the path of least resistance. Musical based.Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-07 - Wizard - Complete18. Animal reviewsA glance at Doctor Dillamond's experiences in his journey from Goat to goat. Musical based.Wicked - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-07 - D. Dillamond - Complete19. Of Gryphons and Serpents: A Double Tale » reviewsFour people. Two houses. Two generations. Two notes. Two stories. They weren't supposed to be friends. They weren't supposed to like each other. Shippers are rather obvious.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-25-07 - Complete20. Customs » reviewsThis goes through The Waterbending Master in Pakku's POV, including flashbacks. Tells the story of his one and only love. Unrequited, of course.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-23-07 - Pakku - Complete21. Trust » reviewsThe sequel to Enemies, Right? Zuko and Katara are once again captured by the Dai Li. My take on what might have happened in the season 2 finale had my prequel actually taken place. Pure, paced Zutara.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 12-20-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete22. Enemies, Right? reviewsAU. Katara, Zuko, and Iroh are imprisoned in Lake Laogai, and escape together. Not straight out Zutara, more like a lot of really obvious Zutara hints. Paced. Now has a sequel, Trust.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-29-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete23. Turning Point reviewsA change in Snape's allegiance to Voldemort. Quite angsty. SnapexOC. Rated for the Cruciatus and Killing curses. Now rewritten!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-11-06 - Severus S. & Voldemort - Complete24. Davy Jones' Song reviewsAs you can see, it's lyrics to the Davy Jones music box tune. Just because I love that tune and everyone's doing it. Written before AWE.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-23-06 - Davy Jones - Complete25. Phan Attack reviewsThe Phangirls attack again! The graveyard scene goes horribly wrong when some dedicated Phans decide to rescue the Phantom.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-29-06 - Erik - Complete26. Not Quite Man to Man reviewsMultiple crossovers. The Phantom has a talk with someone in a similar predicament. Think Pirates.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-29-06 - Erik - Complete
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