NAME: Wesley Chesley

BIRTHDAY: wish it was in April

AGE: for the sake of all curious minds, let's just say in 900...wink wink

IMPORANT THING TO KNOW: obsessing and stressing are a major part of my life

DISLIKES: people who list everything they like and dislike when no one cares

HOW LOGIC IS ILLOGICAL: 0.99999999 repeating equals to 1...GAH!!! LOGIC IS ILLOGICAL!!!!

RANDOM QUOTES:

"Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is the best"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes"

"If Honey- sempai showed 100 of his power in public, then our country would be accused of hiding weapons of mass destruction."- Kaoru and Hikaru

"Kind people should just go on living in their kind world."- Rin

"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, i think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people."

"People are alot like slinkies; basically useless but it's fun to watch them fall down stairs."

"I will never die, this is because Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I will take over."

"If at first you don't succeed...cheat" - Ellen Mi

"It's all fun and games till someone gets punched. Then it's even funnier" - Ellen Mi

"When talking to a girl, just smile, nod, and occasionally make grunts of agreement." - HazyDayClearNight

"Once a boy gave a girl a dozen roses, one was fake. He said 'I'll love you until the last rose dies.'"

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's learning to dance in the rain."

"If you laugh i will laugh. If you cry i will cry and if you jump out a window i will laugh."

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma.?"

"Did you know five out of every four people has trouble with fractions?"

"Sharing is caring, but i don't care."

ATTENTION: Tribute to Amy Jiang, more than half these quotes are copyrigthed to her...somehow...

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Something To Think About

If we could shrink the earth's population to precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:

57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the America's, 8 Africans. (WOOT!! GO ASIANS!!)

52 would be female, 48 male.

70 non-white, 30 white.

70 would be non-Christian, 30 Christian.

89 heterosexual, 11 homosexual.

6 people would possess 59 percent of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing, 70 would be unable to read, 50 would suffer from malnutrition.

1 would be near death, 1 near birth.

1 would have a college education, 1 would own a computer

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Title: Equal Oppertunities

In early Cancada

When railways were highways,each stop brought new oppertunities

there was a rule

the chinese could only ride the last 2 cars of the train

that is, until a train derailed killing all thise in front

(the chinese erected an altar and thanked Buddha)

a new rule was made

the chinese must ride the front 2 cars of the train

that is, until another accident claimed everyone in the back

(the chinese erected an altar and thanked Buddha)

after much debate, common sense prevailed

the chinese are now abllowed to sit anywhere on any train

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.