A Bit About Me

Hi! In no particular order: bisexual, Caucasian, politically active, transgender, theologically curious, politically liberal, southern law grad. Have guitar, will travel. Love all creatures great and small, with particular fondness for fish and rats--but would prefer if arachnids could stay outdoors.

Ship Ahoy!

To ship or not to ship? That is the question ... Oh, how I love ships. They speak to everyone's inner 13-year-old romantic who's never been kissed. Well, maybe it's just my inner 13-year-old. At any rate, in no particular order, here are some pairings for which I'm a total sucker and probably have written/will write for:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Don/April, Karai/Chaplin, Don/Renet (all 2003 series)
Rent: Mark/Joanne, Mark/Mimi, Mark/Roger (though I enjoy reading Mark/Roger, there's so much out there, I probably won't write any due to the existing abundance of stories)
Star Trek: Data/Yar (TNG), Picard/Crusher (TNG), Odo/Kira (DS9), Doctor/Just About Anybody (Voyager)
Rugrats/All Grown Up: Chuckie/Angelica

The Terrible Things I Do to Donatello

I have an evil scheme to romantically pair up Donatello with as many other canon characters as humanly possible and/or to physically injure Donatello in as many ways as possible. And when I say "scheme," I actually mean "totally unintended but mildly amusing side effect of my obsession with Donny." Anyway, here's the current tally:

Romantically Paired With: April, Renet, Angel, Karai, Raph, Mike, and Leo.

Owies Inflicted Upon: Shot multiple times by multiple people, stabbed in the side, electrically tortured, set on fire, had an arm involuntarily amputated, beaten up, disemboweled, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.

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1. Walking on Eggshells » reviews

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... but even the strongest, tallest walls--given enough time--come tumbling down. A SimonJeanette story, set in the 80's cartoon universe.

Complete - Alvin and the chipmunks - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 2-9-08

2. Don't Tell Leo » reviews

A series of ficlets and drabbles, all set pre-2007 movie. These are the stories they have silently agreed not to tell. Warnings inside.

Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 4-11-08

3. Red Sky Burning » reviews

It’s the end of the world, and all that stands between humanity and destruction are four brothers. Unfortunately, the mean green team no longer stands united. Come find out what happens when ninjitsu goes up against science. An OT Red Sky story.

Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-28-08

4. Pulling the Pin reviews

Why is there a woman running around the sewers? And why are there men after her? And will the strange masked ninja who saves her fall in love with her? RaphxOFC! Movie 4 'verse!

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 8-15-08

5. The Engineer and the Time Mistress » reviews

A set of DonRenet ficlets. Current fic: Curiouser and Curiouser. He's not her type. So totally not her type. At all. She knows this, but her hormones don't. Also? The Yellow Rose of Texas.

Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 8-11-07

6. The Five Stages of Grief » reviews

April's dead, and Don's not dealing. Worse, his new archnemesis is an incompetent time apprentice in a ridiculous hat. Set in the 2003 & FF toon universes.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 6-30-07

7. You Forgot reviews

You forgot. All that I am ... and all that I'm not. A poem set in the Movie verse, post Movie 4.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 2-27-08

8. Like Saccharin for Sugar reviews

Two lovers meet under cover of night ... not drawn together by anything as silly as love or lust but a force much deeper. Much darker. A one-shot set in the 2003 cartoon universe.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08

9. For Her reviews

Over breakfast, Karai ponders the mysteries of love. Why? Because even bad guys need lovin'. Just a fluffy little KaraiChaplin oneshot here, nothing deep. 2003 cartoon universe.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 1-29-08

10. Sins of the Father » reviews

A boy who he doesn't understand ... a boy who he understands better than anyone realizes ... with two sons missing, Splinter takes a moment to meditate on why his boys are who they are. Set in the 2007 movie universe.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 11-3-07

11. I Am Leonardo reviews

The Foot surround us, and my brother lies unconscious at my feet. There is no room for failure. Reaching down, I pick up the katana. I am Leonardo.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-12-07

12. French Vanilla reviews

The worst part isn't the mistake she made. The worst part is that, if she had the chance, she'd do it all over again. Unrequited AprilDon and AprilCasey. A oneshot set in the 2007 movie universe.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-18-07

13. We Are the Chosen » reviews

A more serious minded remix of Movie 3. Feudal Japan opens a whole new world to the turtles that is exciting and fulfilling ... but which must, ultimately, be rejected. Also eventually ties in with the 2007 movie.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 8-13-07

14. Irreplaceable » reviews

Things haven't been good between Raph and Don ever since Leo left. But when a brother needs you, Raph knows that you have to step up and deliver. Raph and Don centric, set in the movie universe after the 2007 film. Now with revisions and deleted scenes!

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 5-5-07

15. The Monsters Come at Night reviews

Leo dreams of monsters at night. But unlike in horror films, his monsters are all too real. Drabbleish, set in the 2003 cartoon universe.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 8-21-07

16. La Prima Notte reviews

April and Don finally spend the night together, and they both find out something important from the other. 20 percent smut, 20 percent sap, 60 percent humor, and 100 percent fluffy DonApril goodness. Set in 2003 cartoon universe.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 7-27-07

17. Love Thy Enemy » reviews

Sequel to Eye for an Eye. When an old enemy resurfaces and millions of lives are at stake, April O'Neil is forced to team up with a former friend turned current enemy, none other than Donatello. Set in 2003 series universe.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,968 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 3-8-07

18. Promises to Keep reviews

Deathfic. Even on the most mundane day, with the most mundane events, tragedy can strike. A oneshot, told from Michelangelo's perspective.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-20-07 - Published: 4-20-07

19. Dinner for Two reviews

So you want to date a Ninja Turtle, huh? Well, it's not all fun and games. Just ask April O'Neil. A oneshot, mini sequel to Unforgiven.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 3-6-07

20. A Rose by Another Name reviews

A oneshot about the thoughts, feelings, and opinions of a dying Tang Shen. Just who was this TMNT version of Helen of Troy? AU depiction of ShenYoshi, but loosely based on the 2003 series universe. Warnings inside.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-07

21. He Who Laughs Last reviews

Donatello tests a new invention while battling both selfdoubt and his brothers. A oneshot set in the 80's cartoon universe.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 2-12-07

22. Anatomy of a Hangover » reviews

A CA story about sex, booze, and regrets. Oh, and about learning to love others ... and oneself. Set in adulthood. Warnings inside.

Complete - Rugrats - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 1-11-07

23. Ashes to Ashes » reviews

The prequel to Eye for an Eye. Karai has gotten her revenge, and now it's time for Donatello to get his. But what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world but lose his own soul?

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-16-07 - Published: 1-9-07

24. One Way or Another » reviews

RugratsAGU gang in their college years. Who knew that one frat party could change so many lives and relationships? Romance focusing on ChuckAngie, but also including TomLil, SusiePhil, and KimDil.

Complete - Rugrats - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,430 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 10-10-06

25. Time's Prisoners » reviews

Catapulted into a future with robots and a rambunctious redhead, Donatello feels that something is ... wrong. As usual, Don's correct, but Cody Jones isn't the only one one hiding secrets. Set in the Fast Forward universe, and set before The Journal.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 10-29-06

26. Eye for an Eye reviews

Someone with a gun approaches the Saki building with the intention of ending evil. But the shooter, and the shooter's intended victim, are perhaps not who you'd first think. A oneshot.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 11-30-06

27. Enter the Black Ghost » reviews

Splinter is dead, April is missing, and the Hamato clan is estranged. It's gonna take a special kind of hero to save the day ... someone who dresses like Johnny Cash but has the soul of Albert Einstein. Mostly Don and Leo centric.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,087 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 10-22-06

28. The Worst Kept Secret in New York reviews

Did Angel really first meet the turtles in Fallen Angel? What if she'd met them during Things Change? Just a fairly fluffy oneshot with DonAngel. Brief mention of LeoKarai, as well. AU, but based on the 2003 cartoon.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-23-06

29. Good for Something » reviews

Everybody's good for something. So what's Mark good for? Apparently he's good at playing the part of the Angel of Death. Warning: Multiple character deaths.

Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 9-29-06

30. Unforgiven » reviews

When a death strikes a blow to the mutant ninja family, everyone learns a little about the importance of forgiveness. Somewhat Don and Raphcentric, and DonApril romance appears also. Warnings: Character death, not depicted.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 9-29-06

31. Why Donatello Drinks Coffee » reviews

A threepart story, formerly a oneshot, about the claustrophobic stresses of a life filled with constant fighting, hiding, and fear. Features nongraphic MikeDon, LeoDon, and RaphDon.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-15-06 - Published: 10-11-06

32. Broken Dreams » reviews

It had been ten long, lonely years. Ten years without a Muppet movie, a Muppet television show, or much of anything else.

Complete - Muppets Tonight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 10-12-06