Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

Clumsy Girls Have All The Luck: ... we really do.

Hello well er... who ever you are! Ahhhh! Welcome:D

Here's some stuff about me!

Name: my pen name is Nightmare366 but I have alot of names like Jo, Josie, Alucard, Vamp, Bloodgirl, Josie and the Pussycats, Storm, and my personal fav Emmett!

Age: 13

Home state: California baby!

Herritage: (for lack of better words) Scotish/ Irish/ New York(er... ish) Like Emmett! Well actually not exactly like Emmett he's not a New Yorker (uh that's resently changed I always thought Albany was in Wasconson jeez why did I do well on my SATs again?)

Eyes: Teel (they chaged... from blue to tell to green which is odd don't get it.)

Hair: Reddish-Brown (Like Edward Cullen YAY!)

Fav color: purple

Fav Movie: Anything Will Farrel, The Produsors, and Interview With A Vampire, Underworld, all horror movies cause they're halarious!

Fav Band/Singer:

John Lennon (why did he have to go! sobs)

Led Zepplin (must I say more the best rock band of all time!)

Matallica (blame my metal head brother though they're not really metal...)

KorN (dido as above)

Moby (a guilty plesure)

Queen ( I've listen to the bohemian rapsity so much... I stopped counting.)

Areosmith ( aw the classics they almost made the 80's worth while... well almost)

Pink (hate the color but love her music)

K.T. Tunsell (I don't think I spelled that right... but anyway the one singer me and all my friends like!)

Sissor Sister (MY HYPER MUSIC!)

My Chemical Romance (where the hell have you been all my life!)

and so many more! (seriously you'd be here for hours)

Fav Book: Aw were to begin!

Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse (52 times and still going!)

Maximum Ride(don't we all?)

Series Of Unfortunite Events (everyone loves a misrable ending!)

Vampire Kissses series (aw... the vamps)

Got Fangs?/Curcus Of The Darned (circuses plus vampire wut elese is there to say?)

Grimm Fairy Tales (you know them from when you were a kid only the real thing is much more violent!)

It's Kind Of A Funny Story (and it is, pysc ward, suisidal teenager, some really high drunk teenagers nuff said,)

Interview with a vampire (it was work finishing them all but it was so worth it)

okay okay I read too much I'll just stop there!

Fics:

The Last Sunrise (if you read that don't expect an update! And if you write a flame review well... expect one. And thanx to the people who actually liked it seriously I'm surprised.)

And Then There Stood Chaos A.K.A ( I can't even remember how I came up with that! Anyway I'm pretty caught up in th magic book right now so it might be a while till an update. But now I done with that so expect TONS of updates! Wahoo!)

The Magic Book (aw this is a story my friends and I work on while we run the mile at P.E. sob why did I have to finish it!)

What would You Do For A Piece Of Bacon (my only MR fic)

Fic Coming Soon:

In The Dreams Of A Perverted Mike Newton (Set in Twilight, Bella goes on a date with Mike and Edward tags along secretly to make it a living hell not that it already won't be)

News:

Mar. 1

Yo. Emmett and the time machine 'll be out soon.

Dec 25:

Yo happy (insert holiday here) anyway I've been getting loads of reviews for Billy Got Lonely. Thanx SO much I didn't think anyone would like it! Anyway to those of you who love Maximum Ride (I know I do) here's a Fang desktop background!

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs9/300w/i/2006/150/6/1/Fang_by_Key_0_by_Maximum_Ride_Fans.jpg

love you all enjoy:D (omg I just said love! Omg I just said omg! What's happening to me?)

Dec.10

Yo. Anyway I updated And then there was chaos aka Emmett, like no reviews yet sad sniffle and oh my god my foots asleep OWIE! ANyway I'm gonna start a new MR story bout if Max were normal and she met the flock blah blah blah, I'm not sure of a title yet but it should be up soon. In the mean time read and review my other stories! And lastly if you have not read Nightlight6 story Edward's v=Vacation please do and then go to her bio page cause I've tolltaly taken over! MUHAHAHA!

Nov. 26

I sorry it's been so long I've been really busy with drama, tons of school stuff, dealing with a stalker ex boyfriend you know the usual. Anyway I'm going to update What Would You Do For A Piece Of Bacon right now... And Then There Was Chaos AKA Emmett fans I should update soon:D

August 31

Oooooh there will be a And Then There Was Chaos Will be updated tonight (I just have to write it). And I wanted to mention that my friend Nightlight6 has started writing stories! You can find in my fav authors list! If you like my stories you'll like her's!

August 25

The magic book is now offically done (I don't know what elese to put in it) so all you and then there was chaos AKA Emmett fans expect an update soon (today probaly.)

Feb. 14

happy val day! anyway im in europe so updating's gona be hard. anyway see or whatever soon bye peoples!

Jan. 26

Sorry that I've been taking so long to update! Anyway... HAPPY BURNS NIGHT to all! Well acually it was Wednesday... but the party's tonight! Oh yeah and to all you now Scot's me do not burn people on Burns night! (though we are expert hagges cookers, we don't burn people:( ) Although I did burn my hand...

Dec. 30

Hello! Did you enjoy your (insert holiday here)? Anyway happy New Year! Also I updated The Magic Book! I just hope you're not afraid of plumbers...

Dec. 20

Aw it's that that time of year again you know when everyone gets all depressed and suisidal I mean happy and jolly well 5 day to Christmas anyway! And if you don't celebrate Christmas then happy whatever to you!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile if he annoys the crap out of you.

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If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers does or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch said breathing was uncool. If you're one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mouse meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but i'm just random! If your random and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever rated something one of your stories above what you think it should be, just 'cause you're paranoid, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomelt awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you find that Barbossa is a racist against red apples, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.
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If you see the ghost, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Edward, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, (cough cough, Edward Cullen! cough), copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm sort of afraid for the twilight movie. I swear, if any of them have even the slightest hint of a fang, I'm going to punch my tv

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you yell at your computer when news about the Twilight movie is posted C&P

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you spit every time you hear vile Mike Newton's name, copy and paste this into your profile

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

If Every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile

When every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile

If you walk aroung you house talking to your self about somthing that happned in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! It's actually important.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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