| nonpareil |
Author has written 27 stories for Naruto. 08-25-2008 I have five new fics in the works, plus a new chapter of Chipped Teacups. It'll all be out soon, I swear. i'm 18, stupid, confused, and just a little crazy. ... and you'd so totally hit it. :D | |||||||||||
1. sasuke, the merry sparkly vampire reviewsParody of both bad SasuNaru fics and Twilight.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 88 - Published: 8-11-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete2. that night reviewsSasuke's hormones are starting to catch up to him... spoilers for chapter 412Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-8-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. say what you will reviewsBecause in the end, they weren't each other's number one. Spoilers for chapter 402.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-4-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete4. chipped teacups » reviewsNaruto leads a support group of quirky, broken-down outcasts. Sasuke just happens to BE a quirky, broken-down outcast. What a way to reunite. ON HIATUS.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 2-28-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.5. superninja reviewsA party gone wrong, lots of vodka, and two very horny, very confused ninjas.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 3-27-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. discover reviewsKarin and Sasuke have more in common than any children should. Karin centric, implied SasuKarin.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Karin - Complete7. the color red » reviewsSasuke gains a new power. Nobody is prepared for the aftermath. NaruSasu.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-10-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.8. escape reviewsEverything they did was about escape. NaruSasu.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-1-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete9. untitled reviewsQuick glimpse into dynamics between Naruto and Sasuke, set sometime after Sasuke's return to Konoha, assuming it happens. In which Sasuke is stubborn and Naruto is pissed.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. To Fangirls, Without Love reviewsA parody of the stereotypical things that generate crappy SasuNaru fanfiction. This is why the fanboys hate us.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 183 - Published: 8-13-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. Set The Night On Fire reviewsNaruto's drunk, Sasuke's bored. Sasuke sets everything on fire and things go boom. Then they make out. Wet tshirts are involved. Need I say more?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 7-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete12. Isn't Life Juicy? » reviewsIf you can unwrap a Starburst with your tongue, you're a good kisser. And so Sasuke in this way tastes Naruto's rainbow. NaruSasu plus candy! Entirely rewritten: see chapter two for new version.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 6-25-07 - Published: 10-21-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. To Fall Apart reviewsSasuke finds Itachi and finally breaks. Naruto finds him and picks up the pieces. NaruSasu.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-15-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. Closet Pervert reviewsSakura was not a pervert... until she came out of denial, that is. NaruSasuSaku, crack, threesome, smut, general naughtiness.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 4-8-07 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete15. Change of Wardrobe reviewsNaruto doesn't like how Sasuke continues wearing his Sound clothes after his return to Konoha. Maybe if Naruto tries taking them off... NaruSasu, crack, and smut.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 4-2-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. A Bridge Too Far reviewsNaruto remembers Haku and through Haku gains more determination to save Sasuke. NaruSasu friendship, shounenai if you fancy it like that.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-28-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete17. Midnight reviewsIf he stays until midnight, he'll have spent the night, and Sasuke doesn't think he's ready for that yet. NaruSasu, somewhat lemony, inspired by the concept of world destruction, hooyeah.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 3-12-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete18. LOL At Ourselves » reviewsA series of parodies about common things that we fanfiction authors choose to write about or do in our writing. Chapter 4: Welcome to Konoha High!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-3-07 - Naruto U.19. Redemption » reviewsSasuke comes home for good. Inspired by manga chapter 343. SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-25-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete20. Ambivalent reviewsThey're rivals, and Naruto knows he shouldn't like his rival this much. Onesided NaruSasu, about Naruto coming to terms with his attraction for his friend.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-19-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. The Confession » reviewsNaruto and Sasuke now know they like each other. Sasuke is confused. And why must people keep finding out? The amusing story of Naruto and Sasuke's not so well hidden relationship. NaruSasu, obviously.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-4-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.22. Perfection reviewsIt was nothing like she'd ever imagined, and yet, it was more perfect than even her most cherished fantasy. NaruSaku, Valentine's Day, oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-07 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete23. Fruitylicious reviewsHe was in jail for treason and definitely did not want to see anyone on Valentine's Day. Heh. Then again... [NaruSasu]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-13-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete24. No Miracle reviewsSai should not be doing that... and Sasuke definitely should not be caring. And what's this Naruto's saying? Doesn't matter. Sasuke isn't one of Naruto's miracles... NaruSasuNaru. Not angsty. Rated for language.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 1-14-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete25. Ho Ho Ho » reviewsVarious oneshots depicting Christmas with team seven once Sasuke gets back from Sound. Misadventures run amok! Team seven centric with slight hints of NaruSasu.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-23-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete26. Melting reviewsHe never knew that someone could make his carefully constructed world melt so much so fast and he never knew that he would want it so much. SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-28-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete