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since: 09-28-06, id: 1140909, Profile Updated: 07-18-08
country: United States
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Princess Princess.

Hi...welcome to my profile! Scroll down and read the rest if you want to know about me. If not then...don't.

Wait, wait! To get this over with first:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Name: Maria...or Miza...whichever you prefer

And: I'm a triplet with SoulSpirtHeart and timeformidnighters. (go check their stuff out! do it now!)

Likes: Dogs, my dog, my fish (RIP litttle one), music, books, yaoi, anime, manga, my family, my friends, food...ect.

Dislikes: Antisocial cats, homophobes, poeple who flame for no reason, prada purses, cheerleaders, conformists, pink, Paris Hilton

Scared of: clowns, barnie, and mini skirts

Fave Naruto characters (in order): Gaara (WOOT!), Kiba (and Akamaru), Neji (love the hair), Sasuke (he's evil but I love 'im), and Hinata (probally the only girl character besides Temari and Ten-ten that I really like). The others are cool too... (Neji and Shikamaru are awesome...)XD

Fave music: Panic! At the Disco, Linkin Park, Flyleaf, Trapt, Evanescence, Paramore, Papa Roach, Matchbox Romance, Emery, Fall Out Boy, Rent, Wicked, Tick Tick Boom...ect.

Fave animes and/or mangas: O.o...sooo many. Naruto, Gravitation, Loveless, HunterXHunter, Bleach, Spiral, D-Gray-Man, DN Angel, XXXHolic, Legal Drug, Tsubasa Cronicals, Fruit Basket, Death Note, Demon Diary, Juvinial Orion (sp)...ect.

Fave movies: Rent, Harry Potter, and Get Real.

Fave books: All by Orson Scott Card (Go Ender's Game!), Animorphs, Everworld, A Great and Terrible Beauty (and sequels), Twilight, Harry Potter, Uglies (and the sequels)...ect.

Fave pairings: All yaoi...but especially: SasuNaru, HPDM, DMHP, KilluaGon, NejiShika, NejiGaa, ShinoKiba, SatoDia (I don't know the official pairing name). Also GaaHina.

Gender: Female.

Eye color: Brown

Hair: Red streaks in brown .

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: ( originated by Tesina Gela Gardner)

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)

You're at a dance and every song that comes on reminds you of SasuNaru,
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD.

'Originated by My Moonless Darkz'.

You know you’re a manic Harry/Draco Fan when:

You reckon Harry and Draco are the most perfect couple in the world.

HPDM or DMHP is meant to be. The end.

You think about Harry/Draco all day and all night, wishing there was someway they could be together in the real series.

Before the 7th book came out you were praying for that miracle where Harry gets together with Draco.

You know fanfiction tells the real story behind Harry and Draco’s relationship.

And you just know that ‘DH’ was some clever plot by Rowling so she could appease the Harry/Draco fans (as an apology for not answering their prayers) and that DH really stands for Draco/Harry.

You believe that if Harry Potter wasn’t children’s fiction, then Harry would have definitely gotten it on with Draco ages ago.

You picked up on the obsession Harry had with Draco in HBP.

Then you nearly passed out when you realized you had actually just read “Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy”

For some obscure reason, you hate Ginny with a passion.

For some even more obscure reasons, whenever Harry is with Ginny, you start to tune out the situation.

Except for the times where Ginny tries to ask Harry out or etc, and concentrate instead on throwing things at Ginny.

You also hate Pansy a lot.

You want to chuck sharp objects at her when she clings to Draco’s arm.

Actually, you’re already busy flinging things at both Ginny and Pansy. And madly hoping our two favourite characters will get a clue.

Daniel Radcliffe is hot. Tom Felton is hot. Daniel and Tom are hot together. Amen.

You were annoyed by the GOF movie because Draco did not appear in it.

But you were mollified knowing what was probably going on behind the official scenes with him and Harry.

You’ve flipped through your HP books looking for quotes that support your obsession.

You’ve found those quotes and you cried knowing how much Harry really cares for Draco - "Blood spurted from Malfoy's face and chest as though he had been slashed with an invisible sword. He staggered backward and collapsed onto the waterlogged floor with a great splash, his wand falling from his limp right hand.
'No -' gasped Harry.
Slipping and staggering, Harry got to his feet and plunged toward Malfoy, whose face was now shining scarlet, his white hands scrabbling at his blood-soaked chest.
'No - I didn't-'"

This is a reason on its own because Harry/Draco is just so awesome.

You know Harry/Draco will rule the whole world…one day.

You wish that anyone who might disrupt Harry/Draco (coughPansycoughGinnycough) would hurry up and die off…somehow…

You know how much red and gold compliments green and silver. And you love it.

In your ideal universe of HP, there is Harry/Draco and nothing else.

You almost broke your computer in excitement when you first found Harry/Draco fanfiction.

You screamed when you found the authentic Harry/Draco photos that you’ve been looking for all along, on the net.

You scream again when you find just how many photos/art there is of Harry/Draco and spend the rest of your life on Deviantart trying to absorb all the Harry/Draco goodness.

You bow down to the awesome artists who draw Harry/Draco doujinshi.

You also worship Harry/Draco doujinshi because you know this is how HP is really supposed to be.

Your desktop background is Harry/Draco.

Your computer is filled with Harry/Draco fanfiction, weblinks and art.

Your bookshelf is full of Harry/Draco doujinshi.

Your whole room would be Harry/Draco themed if only the stupid manufacturers knew the greatness of Harry/Draco.

You wish the manufacturers did know the greatness of Harry/Draco products.

You daydream about Harry/Draco because you just can’t help yourself.

You think Harry/Draco is cute/hot/great because it just is.

You have your personal Harry/Draco themed notebook which you made yourself because the manufacturers still haven’t figured it out.

You now write Harry/Draco fanfiction. And love every second of how they’re together.

You now draw Harry/Draco fanart as well. Every drawing is extremely precious because it is the absolute truth about Harry/Draco.

You willingly share your fanfiction and fanart knowing you are converting the people who stumble upon it, to the wonders of Harry/Draco.

You eagerly welcome new converts to the Harry/Draco fanclub to share in the experience and immediately start chatting to them about their fanart and fanfiction too, and your plans to convert the rest of the world.

You smirk at everyone else, who’s not part of the Harry/Draco fanclub, because you know how much they’re missing out.

You pray fervently each day to God Rowling, hoping she might make another announcement, (like the one where she pointed out how Dumbledore was gay), in which she enlightens us all about Harry’s secret relationship with Draco.

You admit to being overly obsessed with Harry/Draco.

Your friends might know, or not know (thank god) about this fanaticism, but you’re still proud.

Harry/Draco is an anti-depressant for you.

You know in GOF where Harry, Ron and Hermione meet Draco in the forest, by insulting Hermione, he is really trying to warn them away from the DeathEaters.

You wanted to rip your book up when Malfoy had Harry at his mercy in DH, (in the train carriage), and didn’t do what the obsessive Harry/Draco fans wanted them to.

You think Rowling is seriously mean when she teases all the Harry/Draco fans with those hints/quotes throughout the series, but ultimately have to thank her for the birth of the amazing Harry/Draco fanfiction and fanart.

In DH, you know Draco is protecting Harry in Malfoy manor when he pretends not to recognize him, and you sigh at his courage to save Harry.

To you it’s so obvious how Rowling intended Harry to have Draco’s wand at the last battle between him and Voldemort.

You adored every moment of the dramatic rescue where Harry had to save Draco on his broom from the flames in DH.

Reading this article makes you happy, and you nod and grin knowing every word is true.

HPDM 4EVA.

Other quotes:

Harry... watched Pansy stroke the sleek blond hair off Malfoy's forehead, smirking as she did so, as though anyone would have loved to have been in her place."

"He couldn't move a muscle; he could only gaze up at Malfoy, who smiled broadly."

"You didn't hear anything I care about, Potter. But while I've got you here..." (OMG)

"Harry stared at Malfoy. It was not the sucking-up that intrigued him; he had watched Malfoy do that to Snape for a long time. It was the fact that Malfoy did, after all, look a little ill. This was the first time he had seen Malfoy up close for ages..."

“‘Well, he’s not my type, but he’ll do,’ said Harry”

“Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.”

PLEASE READ (this is such a beautiful poem type thing...)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you cry when a character in one of your favorite books dies copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been accused of being emo copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all predjudice copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you AND your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted

My real Japanese name: Fujiwara (wisteria fields) Miharu (beautiful clear sky)

...That's all folks...

XD

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1. Playing with Fire » reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been best friends for as long as either of them can remember. But now Sasuke is married to the she-devil herself, Sakura, and is pushing Naruto away, never realizing just how much he really means to him. Shounen-ai...SasuNaru ect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 1-24-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
2. Our Vices reviews
Scorpius and Albus love each other; they really do. They just can't give up their vices. SAS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete
3. Moving In » reviews
Sauke and Naruto had been dating for three months without Itachi's knowledge. Now that he knows Sasuke is forced to stay at Naruto's place for a while. SasuNaru. yaoi...don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 1-12-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
4. Actions Speak Louder than Words reviews
Yuujirou and Toru are crushing on each other, it's no secret. It's obvious to everyone but themselves. Heck, Mikoto even notices it, and he's going to fix it even if it means getting hurt himself. one-sided Yuujirou/Mikoto, two-sided Yuujirou/Toru oneshot
Princess Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-08 - Yujiro S. & Toru K. - Complete
5. Forsaken Angel » reviews
Sasuke and his nine comrades have a special mission one evening that starts the wheels of destiny turning. They are fallen angels and a certain blond boy is dying. SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShinoKiba ect. slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 11-21-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
6. I'll Only See you in my Dreams or Not reviews
Draco Malfoy has a wife and child, but is he happy? Is Harry? A series of unexpected letters will answer this question. Shounen-ai, one-shot. DMHP and ASSS. Also implied HPGW and DMAG. Not AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-31-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
7. I'm Sorry » reviews
Kakashi has started to realize that without intervention the conflicts between Naruto and Sasuke are increasingly getting worse. He comes up with an idea to stop this and gets Sasuke to write a letter of apology to the blond. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,444 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 12-23-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
8. Sasuke Hang On » reviews
Naruto fell in love. He fell in love with another boy. He fell in love with another boy who was already taken. Naruto knows this and also knows that he doesn't stand a chance. Good thing what Naruto doesn't know can fill a library. highschool SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 10-28-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
9. Hi, My Name Is » reviews
Naurto is a seventh grader at Konoha Middle School with two best friends named Hinata and Kiba, and one crush named Sasuke. The only problem with this is that Sasuke is a boy and Naruto sees no possible way that he is gay. SasuNaru. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,747 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 2-20-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
10. A Sasuke Toture Gone Wrong » reviews
Something is going wrong with the boundary between the real world and Naruto Verse. When these two worlds collide lives are turned upside down and relationships are kindled…or rekindled. SasuNaru and ItachiShisui. Both highschool and Naruto Verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-30-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
11. The Ruby in the Ring » reviews
Hinata is starting her first day at Stanford University. Everything is going great until she meets someone she hasn't seen in ten years. Primarilly GaaHina. Has a small amount of yaoi so if you're not a fan...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-28-06 - Gaara & Hinata H.
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