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Author has written 24 stories for Covenant, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Hostel, Misc. Movies, Blade, Sweeney Todd, Chronicles of Narnia, and Terminator. Updates: New chapter of Lords Of Ipswich, several fics are going to be put on hold, and I redid my profile. KM KM KM About me: The name is Kos-Mos and my muses are schizophrenic. Let me start off by saying these two important things. One: I have a real life and a job like most 'normal' people and my days are long and tiring. Two: My stories are updated at random and depending if my muses decide they want to work. Sometimes I lose inspiration for a fic and stop updating it and sometimes I am forced to put a story 'on hold' until I have time and the right mind frame for it. I really hate doing this because its not fair to those of you who like reading and I can't stand abandoning a story that I've spent a good deal of time on. My daily life is hectic and torn between the 10 horses I work with daily and a very spolid dog and cat. Chances are I'll be one of the oddest people you will ever meet. I'm random, loud, and obnoxious at the best of times but I love a good laugh more then anything else in this world. KM KM KM Facts about me you should know and remember: Includes the TL;DR version (lol) -NEVER send me a message in CHAT SPEAK. IE, tlk 2 mi lik dis. I can't stress how much I hate that and it seriously makes my eyes bleed- -Slash is my weapon of choice and if that isn't your cup of tea, bugger off and find something you do like- -If you flame me be prepared to be mocked to the end of time for you serious lack of observation skills. All my fics are labeled with "contains slash" and if you somehow manage to miss that it's your problem, whining and throwing tempter-tantrums at me will only spark serious LOL moments- -If you have a question about one of my fics like 'what did that last chapter mean' or 'when will this happen' by all means feel free to ask me personally through a private message. Sometimes I might not give you a full answer because I don't want to ruin the ending or an important event but the important thing is I WILL ANSWER you- -I do accept criticisms for any of my fics provided you are polite. I listen to them carefully and even if I don't send a reply back, chances are I will make a note of your advice/concerns and see what I can or will do about it. If you feel like you haven't gotten through to me or anything in the nature, feel free to message me again- -I am a beta reader for the site and if you would like my input or assistance please message me. I will read and provide feedback on whatever is put in front of me, no matter if it's Mary Sue, cannon or slash or even if it's a fandom I don't work in. I am not Simon and will not be horrible and nit pick your work. Scout's Honor. However, I am not the best speller in the world so you might want to have another Beta double check your work or merely use me as someone to bounce ideas off of- -My personal belief is that if you don't have at least one fic posted on here, you have no right to bitch, flame or criticize people. I'm sorry, but that's like telling people not to buy from Walmart when you've never shopped there a day in your life- -I do read fics on here but my time is limited so if it takes me a while to read some of your work please do not be offended. If you would like my input on your fic or if you simply want me to read it for one reason or another, feel free to message me about it. I will get to it when I can and I don't bite unless you're one of them hawt Aussie racers in the AMA- KM KM KM FAQs: I enjoy mail and if you want to message me, please feel free. I love to talk to people. These are the most common questions I get asked and wanted to address publicly. (If you're question falls under one of these you can still message me. I won't bite.) "When will (random fic) be updated?" -I never know the answer to this question and chances are I'll give you a 'trained' answer of "I don't know" or "I'm working on it". Sometimes a chapter or fic will be delayed if I have to do reasearch for it, my betas are unable to correct it (they're REAL people too), or I'm not a hundred percent happy with it. If the story in question is on my hold list, I don't know when I'll work on it again. "Will you write this for me/ Do you take suggestions or promps?" -Yes. I will listen to any idea that is sent my way provided its polite and thought out. Sometimes I will use an idea right away or I'll store it for later. You will get credit if I choose to use it. "Will you co-write with me?" -If I have the time, yes. I've done a few of these and oh boy, they were fun. teehee. "Can I write a spin-off, prolong, or sequel to one of your stories?" -Please ask me personally for this. I will give you my answer privatly. Please do not use any of my ideas without my consent or I will report you. KM KM KM | |||||||||
1. The Lords of Ipswich » reviewsSequel to The Crimson Ritual. A month ago Pogue managed to save the man he loved from death but as he watches the blue tattoo cover more of his body, he begins to realize there was a fatal price for his actions. SLASHCovenant - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,874 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 8-12-082. If I Was Your Vampire » reviewsAfter recovering from Daystar, Drake awakens once more in this strange new world and sets his sights on a familiar hunter. SLASH Drake/King.Blade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete3. Together Once More reviewsSalvation SLASH Marcus and Kyle are reunited after Kyle's capture.Terminator - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-29-09 - Complete4. Touch reviewsCaleb’s hands are much more gentle then his devouring kisses. SLASH!Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-15-09 - Caleb D. & Pogue P. - Complete5. Ways to annoy the MarySues of Ipswich » reviewsHumorous rants on the repetitiveness of this fandom. I don't hate all Mary Sues just the ones that use the same idea over and over again. Flamers will get their asses handed to them by a very disgruntled NASCAR fan who argues for a living.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 286 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-24-076. Kaamos » reviewsSLASH! A year ago a covenant was broken, leaving only two survivors. Wounded and wayward, the survivors look towards Spencer Academy for protection. Meanwhile, the ascension of Ipswich's youngest son draws closerCovenant - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 11-11-087. The More You Love Someone reviewsThe more you love someone...the more you want to kill them. SLASH!Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-08 - Complete8. A Dark Desire reviewsKing would make a fine companion, his strength would only increase mine and the thought of what we could do this world together has me trembling with delight." SLASH! Drake/King, don't like, don't readBlade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-16-08 - Complete9. Give In To The Night » reviewsAU, post Prince Caspian movie- What if the White Witch wasn't the only ancient power summoned in the How? SLASH! Caspian/Glozelle, Caspian/Peter, Caspian/oc, Peter/ocChronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-6-08 - Caspian X10. A Home At The End Of The World » reviewsResident Evil: Extinction Every night he could hear the sounds of Mike’s silent whimpers as the images inside his dreams grew darker and each morning the Australian’s face would look pale and haunted. SLASH!Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 1-7-0811. The Extremely Drunken Covenant Parody » reviewsAnother movie parody made by your favorite drunken girlsCovenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 9-7-0712. Things I Will Not Do While Watching The Covenant » reviewsOnce again, something spawned from my imagination when I was drunk. Tiny bit of slash but mostly it's just humor...and drunken madness.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 2-8-0713. The Crimson Ritual » reviewsAU ending Caleb has mysteriously disappeared after his fight with Chase at Putnum barn and Pogue keeps having strange dreams about his missing friend and a dark room he’s never been to before. SLASH WARNING!Covenant - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,775 - Reviews: 489 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete14. Redeemer » reviewsAU ending, Pax and Josh were able to escape the E.H. factory with their lives. Now they find themselves on the run and being hunted by the very same company and it's many members. [Slash alert, see full warnings inside.]Hostel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,652 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 4-16-0715. Ways to Annoy The 300 » reviewsAnother dumb list by me. No Spartan is safe!Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 9-21-0716. Ways to Annoy Sweeney Todd reviewsTime to make the Demon Barber even crazier!Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete17. Nuckin Futs, MarySue style reviewsSmall song I thought of after listening to JibJab's video way too many times. Flamers will be forced to stand in the same three hour long DMV line that inspired this bloody song.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-07 - Complete18. A Human Fear reviews3rd entry for movie smut. King's still afraid of becoming a vampire once again. SLASH!Blade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-28-07 - Complete19. My World reviews[Resident Evil: Extinction] My second entry for the darn Movie Smut challenge. Mikey and Carlos watch the sun set SLASH!Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-07 - Complete20. Ways to Annoy The Rest Of Ipswich » reviewsThe sequel of 'Ways To Annoy The Sons Of Ipswich'. It's time to make the rest of the townsfolk crazy y'all.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 8-18-07 - Complete21. A Quick Fix[Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo] A small PWP piece I wrote for my buddy's challenge. Enzo and Rodrigo have some fun. BIG SLASH ALERT!Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Published: 8-1-07 - Complete22. Ways to annoy the Sons of Ipswich » reviewsMore Covenant humor from your favorite girl.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 6-21-07 - Complete23. Falling Away » reviewsJust when Marcus's sixth year couldn't get any more confusing, the Chamber of Secrets is opened. Lame summary, I know but I can't think of a better one. Warning: Contains slash, so if you're not down with that, don't read. FlintWood, HiggsPucey.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,481 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 10-4-06 - Marcus F. & Oliver W.24. Drunken Eragon Parody » reviewsA parody of the Eragon movie I wrote when I was completely hammered. Very funny. Warning: contains, slash, incest, lots drunken madness and smartass comments. If that isn't your cup of tea don't read.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 12-26-06 - Complete
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