Welcome to my now shortened profile. I had a lot of other stuff on here but then I realised that a) this isn't a blog, and b) most of you probably don't care. If you do, I suggest you do something more with your life.
July 19, 2007 If you haven't watched the Eddie Izzard clips on Youtube and swearing doesn't offend you, you have to watch him! He is hillarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmtX6Tj74oU&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ope-1Zb5t-k&mode=related&search=
Augus 4, 2007 Okay. THis video is really inapropriate, but is still FH. You should watch it. There's no nudity. It's just kind of blowing things up. And it makes fun of people. But still really FH. Okay!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end Funny. Oh. BTW, 'FH' stands for 'effing Hillarious'
About Me:
Name: Wouldn't you like to know? you can call me Mousie. Or Hermione. I don't really care. Mrs. Ronald Weasley might work as well. Or if you feel in a strange mood, Nearly Headless Nicole. ; )
Nicknames: Cowbells (just because I wear cowbell earings on the third week of april every year), Fall Out Girl (because I am apparently radioactive), Sidewalk Teeth (becasue my orthadontist is evil), Beacon (in honor of my hair), Thesaurus (I am not one. I swear), Lester (don't ask), X (again, just dont) and Vodka Girl (ah it was a great costume)
Hair: almost curly and the colour of the inside of a cherry pie! the bright red kind. i am totally serious. it's awesome!
Eyes: Awkward turquoise-ish grey. Hannah claims they are green but everyone else says otherwise.
Height: Five five. I aspire to be five seven so that I am taller than my mother.
Glasses: Yep. they are square rims in purple. I call them my alter ego glasses, because in the place i live i am a superhero. This place happens to be my head because i am a certified nutcase and am slipping off my rocker more every day!
Braces: yes. stupid damn teeth. mutters in multiple languages, all words being used would make Mother Superiors ears bleed
Things most likely heard out of my mouth: Pretty much any swear word you can think of, American, British or French, or really 'big' words, that drive American Ginny crazy and anything Harry Potter related.
Favorites:
-Cheese. It is the best food ever.
-Battlestar: Galactica. I love this show!! If you have not seen it or even heard of it, i reccomend it highly. And, girls, Apollo is the Sawyer of BSG. Minus the southern thing. Actually, the actor Jamie Bamber is from England! My dream guy. sighs dreamily.
-The Harry Potter universe. It is sooo much better than ours. I mean, there's magic and mythical creatures and hot guys, and brooms, and it takes place in England and I am just like Hermione except i have glasses, and i am slightly buck toothed and...I'm babbling of course.
- England! I really wish I lived there instead of my current location. Same climate different geography.
-anywhere in Europe. I'm so desperate I'd even go back to...we won't go there.
-Geography. it is my best subject. Curse you Nepal. (Long story) And what ever the distance is between New Zealand and Australia. (another long story)
-Writing! Otherwise, what on earth would I be doing here?
- Reading. Which is what i do when i should be writing my fics.
-Who ever invented cheese. If you know please tell me.
-Harry Potter. (his dreamy green eyes and messy black hair. sigh)
-Ronald Weasley. (his flaming red hair and blue eyes. another sigh)
-James Potter. (Messy black hair, deep hazel eyes. huge sigh)
-That hot dude from Lost. You know the one I'm talking about. Come on people. It's not that hard. Say it with me now. Saw-yer. There! You get it!
-That other hot dude from Lost. yes, Jack the doctor. I hate Kate. She gets both of them.
-LOST
The guy who plays Murtaugh in the Eragon movie. The movie sucks if you've read the book, but Murtaugh makes it worth while.
Not so favorite
-Salami. See if you like it after your dad drags one the size of a machine gun into your innocent hotel room and between three people you manage to eat it in one, yes one, sitting.
-Meat in general. I turned vegetarian after the tragic day I discovered that I am allergic to what ever they use to cure beef Jerky. I will spare you the details.
-Blue berry yogurt. Trust me. You don't want to know.
-Math. Everyone says that I am really good at it but still... who really cares that 8(9x1)-8=64?
-American spellings. Even though I use them. : (
-Draco Malfoy
-Lucius Malfoy
-The werewolf dude, whatsis face. Oh right. Fenrir Greyback.
Fave HP pairings:
Harry and Ginny
Lily and James
Ron and Hermione
Katie Bell and Oliver Wood
Fred and Angelina
George and Alicia
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley
Things I say a lot
"Oh my God!"
"No shit, Sherlock."
"I- wai-what?"
"OW!"
unfortunately, the absolutely most common word out of my mouth is "Fuck"
Funny things that I have said or heard:
On the phone
"Hello! Who is this?"-me
"Uh, who ever this is, you called me."-person I called
"Oh!"-me
in MASH the t.v show
"I'm not fit to command! I'm a coward! My insignia is a cringing chicken!"-Hawkeye
A Different Episode:
"...Roy Rogers? Shirley Temple?"-BJ
"Is it true about those two?"-Hawkeye
In a very boring science class
"What is your purpose in life?"-one of the guys I was sitting with to the other guy I was sitting with.
"I don't know." - guy getting the question asked.
"Is it to be weird?"- me
"Strange?"- girl we were sitting with.
"No"- question-ee
"Funny?"- guy who asked the question
"no" - question-ee
"Awkward?"- me
"Maybe..."- guy we were interrogating
My BFF and I being weird
"Oh my gosh! I can't believe you just said that!"-my BFF in her fake British accent
"Said what?"-I say in a slightly more authentic accent
"what!" - BFF
"That?"-me
"You know you still need to pay fifty cents right?"- the weirded out bus driver.
"Oh that!" - me still in British accent
"You said that again!"- BFF
"What?"-me
During social studies
"Stop poking me with your yard stick!"-me to the guy sitting next to me
"Are you sure it's his yard stick?"- guy sitting across from me
"Awkward..."- my friend and the guy with the yard stick
Getting my stuff out of my Locker (IT is the work of the devil!!)
"He always screws up the locker!" - guy in locker next to me
"What?" i asked because i thought he was accusing me of something
"Ryan always screws the locker!" he exclaimed
"SAY WHAT?" me
We both crack up
On Scholastic.com in reference to the Order of the Phoenix
"THE COVER IS BLUE AND SPARKELY!"
In the Fort My Friend And I Built In My Room At My Grandma's House
"Scooch forward and hold the lamp so it doesn't fall down while I get something out of this drawer." - me
"Okay!" my friend who then started to scooch backward.
"Other forward, Spleena." Me
Eddie Izzard On Youtube
"Hitler was a veggetarian painter. The second world war started: 'I can't get the effing trees...oh! I vill kill every one in ze world!' And he was a mass murdering fhead, as many great historians have said."
A link to this quote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4K9811LaivA&mode=related&search=
Also eddie Izzard
"Like you (americans) say 'erbs' whereas we say herbs, because there's a f#ing 'h' in it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IzDbNFDdP4&mode=related&search=
From the same link right above this typing
"Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed!
But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana.
They're cheating. Everyone knows marijuana's a drug enhancement for track and feild that enables you to come last in a team of eight million people all of whom are dead."
At the Market with my Friend
"Hey! Look! Organic raspberries!" my friend
"Uh...ashley? That says 'orgasmic' not 'organic'." me
"Oh my gosh!" Ashley
"laugh hysterically" me
At the Store
"Oh! I do have some bags you could put your dates in!" Mom.
"Mom! Are you bagging all the guys I go out with?" me
"What?" my friend
"laugh hysterically" guy at check out counter
On the Bus for Two and a Half Hours for a Field Trip
"That shirt looks becoming on you. If I was on you I'd be coming too."-Guy I was sitting near
"AARRGGHHH!"-Me, American Ginny and one of our friends.
"What?"-Guy and our other friend.
"Do you even know what that means?"- Me
"No."- guy
"look terrified"- me and the friends that got it
Reading A Fanfic and Singing along to 'Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner' by Fall Out Boy
Patrick Stump: "Come spit off bridges with me"
My Version: "Come spit on Quidditch with me"
In 'Quest for Camelot' (the disney movie)
"So what are you guys?" Kaylie
"Quite frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry."
Me and my BFF shopping for halloween costumes
"Now imagine Mr. Horner in this!" Friend who holds up horrible shirt that would look awful on our older hairy science teacher.
Fall over Me
"I don't know you" Friend while kicking me
Halloween
My Friend Dressed up as a twinkie and was repeatedly called a ho-ho all day
I dressed up as a punk version of Claire from heroes and came across as more of a ho.
What we came up with: "We're Ho ho ho!"
and "Santa! We're your missing hoes!"
In Science
"Will you go on a tripple date with me and my girl and two of our friends from Vista?" - one of my friends
"Uhm... no?" - me
Later
"Okay. I guess I'm supposed to ask you if you'll go to a movie with me?" - my sort of boyfriend
"Sure!" - me
"What? I feel rejected" - friend who asked first.
To those of you, who like me were so tragically obsessed with the books and are now doomed to peruse their hallowed pages, until death finds us and rots us out, I'd just like to say that we at fanfiction have nineteen uncovered, undisclosed, unknown years centering around the lives of Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. I for one think we should take full advantage of all the information posted in The Deathly Hallows by Jo and try and make use of it by updating the information in our Lily/James stories, our stories that portray Snape as hideously loathsome (we only need to hate him a little bit) and by all means, any story about Harry and Hermione making out needs to be deleted.
To Fred Weasley, I'm pretty sure I speak for most people out there when I say, we'll miss you.
To Remus Lupin, and Nymphadora Tonks, ...
To Rose, Hugo, Lily, Albus and James, your parents were kick ass all the way and you should be more than proud of them.
To Percy Weasley, thank you.
Things that bug me
-People who don't think Harry and Ginny should go together. I suppose if you've only seen the movies I'll forgive you, but if you've read the books and you don't think they go together... we won't even go there. No! I won't forgive you if you've seen the fifth movie. They were meant to be. And it was proved in the seventh book!! HA HA HA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Cuz of Lily, James and Albus junior!!
-People who think Ron and Hermione aren't meant to be!! MUA HA AH AHHAHAHAHAHAH!!
-People who ship L/Sirius or L/Remus, because Lily would never do that to James and without L/J there is no Harry. Get it?
-The guys in my class when something stupid happens. They all giggle like morrons. It gets so annoying.
"If the world was going to hell in a handbasket, I'd sit in the basket, eating some sandwiches, and enjoying the ride."- Anonymous Writers Block Victim . If you agree or just like the quote copy paste to your profile. (I think I'd like to see this on a teeshirt. For those of us who aren't satisfied by 'If hell froze over, I'd ski there too.")
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Weirdsome rules!dunno if that words really exists, but anyways...)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Uhm...why would anyone do this?)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this in to your profile (about three times. No. Scratch that, five, minimum)
If you have ever face plunged into a snow drift, copy this to your profile.It's really fun. Cold. But fun.)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (Excuse me while I crack up)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh! I did that the other day! The nurse sent me home early because I hit my head on the sidewalk. My back pack was so heavy it didn't let me catch myself and the thirty pounds it added. I'm not exagedgerating. I actually weighed it)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I won't say names but if you know who I am, you know who you are. And Snape.)
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile (Who ever came up with these, I don't know your best friend, but my best friend is so crazy she doesn't sleep with socks on!! Can you imagine that? Okay so maybe I'm more crazy than she is, but she has a best friend who's insane!)
If you like animals give one a home if you can. If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. (All of my animals were rescued to some degree. One from impending obesity and another from terminal lonlieness)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Mouse and Stupid Productions
Okay. as a die hard Harry Potter fan i would just like to say something on behalf of J. K. Rowling. It has occoured to me that too many people on this site don't know their facts and go around calling Ginny "Virgina _ Weasley". I'd just like to say that her name according to Jo is "Ginevera Molly Weasley". If you dont believe me go here http://hp-lexicon.org/wizards/ginny.html. It has her name and other wise. Sorry to sound so cynical, but if your going to write fanfiction, you might as well check your facts first.
Read on, MacDuff! (Sorry. I couldn't resist. :)
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