Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Harper's Island.

The Picture is from Harper's Island, episode four I think...

About Me:

Books: Harry Potter, When You Are Engulfed In Flames by David Sedaris, Lewis Carroll, The Forest House, Lady of Avalon, Mists of Avalon, How to be Bad, the Summoning, the Awakening, Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian

T.V. Shows: Harper's Island, Gilmore Girls, Heroes, MASH, Chuck, Battlestar Galactica, The Office (American), LOST, Friends, Glee, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, SNL,

Movies: The Covenant, The Mists of Avalon, The Life Aquatic, Ghostbusters, Pirates of the Caribbean (All Three), Harry Potter 5,6, The Number 23, Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge, Fifty First Dates, The Wedding Singer, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, M. Knight Shamylan, The Shining, Blair Witch Project, Grosse Pointe Blank, America's Sweethearts, Say Anything, Serendipity, Love Actually, About A Boy (If you couldn't tell, I watch a lot of movies)

Music: Rise Against, Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, U2, Staind, 3 Doors Down, R.E.M., Death Cab for Cutie, Nirvana (The last two are a commitment to mainstream, yet local, music... My mom actually went to college with Kurt Cobain...)

Songs: "Hanging By a Moment" by Lifehouse, "The Good Left Undone" by Rise Against, "Swing Life Away" By Rise Against, "Transatlanticism" by Death Cab for Cutie

Location: The cold, rainy and green Pacific Northwest. Could be why I love Harper's Island so much... It does take place in the Puget Sound...

Greek God: Momus, the god of satire, and criticism. The guy saw fit to make fun of Zeus. I love him!

About My O.C.'s

I have two that I use in pretty much every next gen fic.

Dylan Abramson:He's gay, he's proud of it, he comes from a mostly muggle family. His aunt and cousin (who's ten years older than him) are both witches, and he normally is living with his cousin since his mum and dad aren't pro magic.

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Hayley McGeowin: she's American in New Girl, but in most of my other fics, she's English just like James, who she normally ends up dating. Please don't steal her.

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Favorite Quotes (because, they really say everything there is to say):

"Let me explain- no, there is to much. Let me sum up." Inigo Montoya, the Princess Bride.

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"When God closes a door, he opens a window."

"Yeah, so you have something you can jump out of." Mary, from Saved!

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"Je suis une ananas!" (Facebook bumpersticker, which means, I am a pineapple, for those who don't speak french)

"Je suis une ananas, Mme Dijon(name changed)! No, really!" me in French class.

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"Of course this is all in your head, but who's to say that makes it unreal?" Dumbledore to Harry.

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"Always the tone of surprise." Ron Weasley

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"Have you seen the movie Yes Man?"

"Yes." (real life)

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I will not charm Firenze pink and call him 'my little pony'.

Professor McGonagall doesn't have an inapropriate relationship with mrs. norris.

When covering the section on pain killing potions, I will not bring in a bottle of Tylenol, claiming it's the same thing, it just tastes better.

I will not refer to the DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"

It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Remus Lupin that "once you go Black, you never go back"

I will not tell the Ravenclaws they're basically useless since the smartest student is in another house.

Madam Hooch is not a blackmarket source for Moonshine

Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" is not.

(leaky cauldron, things I'm not allowed to do at hogwarts)

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Have you heard of Plato? Aristotle? Morons. (Vizzini, Princess Bride)

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"Vizzini, he is very short on charm."

"He probably means harm."

"He likes to scream at us."

"He likes to fuss."

"You have a gift for rhyme."

"Yes, some of the time."

"Are there rocks ahead?"

"If there are, we'll soon be dead."

"Stop that rhyming now, I mean it!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"AAARRGH!"

(Vizzini, Inigo and Fezzic from the Princess Bride)

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Oi! There's a war going on here! (Harry Potter)

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Oh bugger! I got my nose stuck in the toaster again! (Urban Dictionary example of use of the word, 'bugger')

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"Look! There's the deer! Get it!"

"But... but I can't!"

"Why not?"

"I couldn't hurt such an innocent animal!"

"You effing fairy!" (Urban dictionary example of use of the word 'Fairy')

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"You suck!" me

"Yeah? Well! Your knees!"Hannah

"Yeah? Your face!" Me

"Yeah?" Hannah

"YOUR MOM!" both of us. yes, this is unfortunately true... It was two years ago!

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"One more problem... Kat likes pretty guys." Cameron, (Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

long pause

"Are you saying I'm not a pretty guy?" Patrick Verona (Heath Ledger)

(10 Things I Hate About You)

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"You should stay here with me." Nikki Bolton

"I'm sorry." Abby Mills

"I could use and assistant." Nikki

"So could I." Jimmy Mance as he walks in with a large crate of crabs.

Long pause and confused looks from the girls. "What? Is it because I have crabs?"

Silence. "Wow. Tough room." Jimmy

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Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it

-1519, Hernan Cortes enters Tenochtitlan (Mexico City). Thought to- Don't Know Much About History by Kenneth C. Davis

have you ever been water skiing?

Unless I was alseep, or spacing when I did, I am inclined to say no.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Globes don't speak.

What can you hear right now?

The middle of Got It Made by Theory of a Deadman

Start a converstion with someone.

Me:Oh my croissant! Tu est tres francaise, oui?

Croissant: Quoi?

Turn the TV on. What show is it?
I would If I had one...

Type your name with your elbow.

caa nn jki43ed ... That was supposed to be Annie... I... This keyboards really small.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times.

I'm eating breakfast! Okay, fine. I got to one and a half before my headphones tried to choke me. (they're plugged into my computer)

If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be?

Never read them, probably never will. I seem to have missed the time window. If it were redwall... Oh, that's hard...

What's your favourite childhood memory?

When I read Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, which was not just the first Harry Potter book I read, it was the first book I read. Ever.

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?

"We miss you! When are you coming home?"

and "Can I have a copy of this for next year?" -my English teacher about my poetry album.

Last thing you said out loud?

"This has to be 'It's been a while'." (and it still it.)

Are you musically inclined?

Mostly to listen to it... according to a small, select group of people, none of whom are my friends, I can sing...

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine?

Well, how would I know I was on cocaine if I was on it? Fine... Probably find David/Jesse, who would undoubtedly be the ones who got me there, and kill them.

Have you ever been in a fight? like, fist-fite?

Well... Does an on going attack war count? Because I hit my friend in the face and gave him a bloody nose which led to the first semester last year being a blood bath... Especially in French when there was nothing better to do except see who cried out in pain first.

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be?

Second Wizarding War (or the Revolutionary War)

Without looking, guess what time it is:

After nine and before ten. Am.

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:42 am. Mua ha ha...

What are you wearing?

Russian Navy nail polish on my toes, skin, chunky black and orange high heeled flip-flops, a pair of old jeans that are a bit too large for me, white undies, a blue and white (now purple) Pastafarian shirt with the Pirate Fish on it, a purple sports bra (because my life is that slow. I'm not going anywhere today), a black hair tie, black glasses, croissant crumbs, six rings, and four earings.

Did you dream last night?

Yep. It was less creepy than the one I had the night before, but other than that, I don't remember it.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Yellow paint. Crazy paintings, news paper clippings, race numbers from Bay to Breakers and a book case full of CD cases. My dining room's a little ecclectic.

Seen anything weird lately?

Nah. Just my friend's cousin.

What is the last film you saw?

500 Days of Summer. May I just say he's super cute?

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

make fictional characters real, very, very real and give my friends and I super powers.

Do you like to dance?

Yes, ballroom dance. Not the weird sex-with-clothes-on-group-grind my schoolmates call dancing.

Whats the last book you read?

Don't know much about history

What's on your T.V right now?

What T.V?

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My Computer. Oh! You mean human. My dad, and it was something like, 'Fine! I'll go get my laptop!" Stomp, stomp.

Where are you?

In the Dining room which happens to be the smallest room in the house besides the bathrooms, surrounded by my summer homework, and random crap such as the butter dish.

What was the last thing you ate?

A croissant.

What's your personality like?

Not quite as bad ass as I'd like it to be.

What was the last thing you thought?

Does getting in a blood war count as bad ass?

Say George Bush.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind?
A monkey in a navy suit, in front of the white house sign, waving a banana and screeching. Seriously.

You now have a million dollars

. What do you do?
By a flat in Oxford. Enroll myself in oxford. Oh yeah. Purchase plane ticket and green card to england. Once there, buy either a Silver Audi R8, or a yellow Lamborghini Murcielago, 2009.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

my croissant.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

I am drinking the dregs of my chai tea late and eating my second croissant.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

The answer to this question.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

Must Read: A Delusion of Satan: The Full Story of the Salem Don't Know Much About History, Kenneth C. Davis

What's it like being you?
Not as bad ass and interesting as I'd like it to be.

What are your thoughts on writing?
Live to do it, Hate to lose it, Love to correct my friend on spelling, Hate to be wrong

How tall are you?
5 feet, and the width of Converse soles short of 5'7". However as I tend to wear heels, approximately 5'9" mostly.

What book are you currently reading?
The Opal Deception, Eoin Colfer; Dragonfly in Amber, Diana Gabaldon; Don't Know Much About History, Kenneth C. Davis; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Teen Idol, Meg Cabot; Pride and Prejudice; Sense and Sensibility.

What music are you listening to?
When I'm Gone, 3 Doors Down. Technincally, Animals Radio on Pandora, even though it sounds just like my iPod.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Pandora!

What was the last thing you cooked?
A toasted Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yesterday morning.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Mac and Cheese. Seriously.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Yep. Why?
Ketchup or Mustard?
Ketchup with fries, mustard with Mashed potatoes.

How many different programs are on your computer right now?
Pandora, Fanfiction.net, where I'm writing this, and another fan fic tab. All in one window.

What is the weather like?
Cold with watery sunlight.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
I went to Ireland. That was pretty killer. Erm... that's about it.

Anything else?
I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? (I'm also not into health food, but I'm into champagne)

What's your favourite article of clothing?
My Lucky Brand jeans. I love them so much. Sadly, sort of, the knees now have gaping holes in them...

Who is the most special person to you?
If I answer bad things will happen...

Scariest moment of your life?
The time my friends and I played flash light tag at midnight in the local graveyard and my friend and I were writing the horror story the entire time and then the friend's brother who was being chapperone snuck up on us... And my other friend managed to knock over a gravestone, which is never a good thing. We made him turn around three times, cross himself and spit, and then five of us put it back up.

One word that would best describe you?

Klutz

What is your favourite month?
September. Because that's my birthday.

What's your favorite number?
I have three. 7, 13, and 23. 7 it is a magic number, 13 because it is unlucky, and 23 because it's creepy (a la Number 23, Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen and Logan Lerman)

What does your user name mean?
Mouse and Stupid Productions... Well, I found this old script I'd written when I was around ten, I found it when I was twelve, and it was entitled the "Stupid Show" with three characters named Teva, Cookie and I forget the third, but the important part is that it said on top "A Mouse and Stupid Production" and around three days later I found Fanfiction. I actually originally called myself 'IheartProngs' but then the confirmation e-mail didn't work and thus, Mouse and Stupid Productions.

What is your favorite Disney movie?
The Little Mermaid. But Lion King is coming up on the outside.

What made you smile today?

Thinking about that damned paper, above.

Last thing you said out loud?
"George Bush"

Last rainbow you saw?
Was next to a church steeple

Do you want a hair cut?
I'm growing it out, so no.

Have you ever been in a fight?
Yep, with a total prissy bitch who had made it her goal to piss me off. She failed, miserably.

Who do you have a crush on?
Fred Weasley (how could J.K. kill him!?), Jamie Fraser (Diana Gabaldon), Sirius Black, James Potter, Ron Weasley, Tim McIlrath (Rise Against lead singer), Jacob Black, Mitch Hewer (My picture), Tom Felton, Draco Malfoy, Toby Hemingway, William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, and one real/obtainable guy. Who's name I refuse to say.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Isobel Violette, or Ginevera Ophelia, or perhaps Emerald.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Benjamin James. Or James Sirius. Maybe William Sam...

If you could be any book character, who would you be?
Hermione Granger/Rose Weasley. Maybe Scorpius Malfoy...

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?
No. Way. In. Hell.

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I'm a FUIGER SKATER so I MUST NEVER eat, and have no friends, because everyone's cometition
I'm a FUIGER SKATER so I MUST be stuck up, and popular
I am(or used to be) a girl baseball player, so I MUST be a major tomboy, or just be extreamly strange.
My parents never got married, so I MUST be extreamly screwed up, or be a whore
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't (i wont) hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

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Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
The Deathly Hallows, because it kicks ass, and I don’t have a least favorite… Duh… And if you really want to read a shitty book, I recommend Of Mice and Men. You don’t just kill your best friend, people. You just don’t.

Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

Half-Blood Prince, thus far, easily, since it’s got awesome acting! (“Harry!” whispered. “Sir!” whispered in the same tone…. Later: “And the pincers.” Makes pincer motions.)

Question 3:Who is your favorite character?

Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius (notice how top two are those generally considered to be sex… erm… sexy), Hermione Granger, Rose Weasley, Mrs. Weasley, Ginny, Lily, Draco, Fred, James I and II, Harry, Tonks, George, Lupin, Ron, Fleur, Bill, Victoire, Teddy, Luna, Neville.… It goes on… And yes the three main bad boys are on this list….

Question 4:What is your favorite spell?

Tantallegra… Easily. Just think… People might actually be able to do real dancing!

Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

McGonagall

Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Bellatrix! She kicks ass, even though she’d rather kill your ass, than kick it. And even though she killed Sirius

Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

Luna Lovegood

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

I’d like to say that I’d be brave enough to be in Gryffindor, but it’d be a really big lie, I’d like to think I’m smart enough to be in Ravenclaw, which is closer to truth, but in reality, I’d probably be in Slytherin… Or Hufflepuff, since I’m actually pretty hard working. I did a helluvalot of homework this summer just to be in AP US history.

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

The Order. Of course. I’m not evil… I could be the first Slytherin to be in it who wasn’t a double agent! Although, today in French I was so bored I drew the Dark Mark on my arm and only a little while later, while I was detailing the snake, did I realise it was on my left forearm…

Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

Sirius Black, Scorpius Malfoy, James Potter (either one), or Draco Malfoy

Question 11:Who would be your best friend?

Founders Generation: Rowena Ravenclaw, since we’d kick the collective magical asses of all others, especially since I, Annie, am amazing at creating spells! (I wish)

Marauders: Probably Remus or Lily, honestly, but I’d like to be friends with Sirius, and shag him.

Golden Trio: Definitely Fred and George, but maybe Hermione as well, and Ginny.

Next Generation: Rose Weasley, or Teddy Lupin depending on when in the next gen

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

It pissed me off to no end, because, while I used to like Twilight, I hated the movie and Harry Potter will always be my one true love.

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?

Dragons. No, really. Or Thestrals, actually.

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Hell no!

I’d give her back to the centaurs.

Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Rose, since she has reddish auburn hair and blue eyes, like me!

Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

I ordered it on Amazon five months before it came out and then got it on the day it came out! And didn’t sleep.

Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter?

When I was seven, my dad bought me the first and third ones and then stole the first, and ever since, I’ve been hooked. It helped that Prisoner of Azkaban was the first book I ever read as well.

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

Crying when Tonks and Lupin died. Or perhaps when I dropped my copy of 'The Chamber of Secrets" in the toilet. Even though that was eight years ago and I just now got the irony...

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Maybe… I watched Driving Lessons for Rupert Grint, but I can’t stand Twilight, since Cedric Diggory is not and will never, ever be Edward Cullen! And I watched Cash Back (which is awesome) because it had Sean Biggerstaff in it… I love his last name… giggles and rolls on floor

Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts or Beaubatons. Because who wouldn’t want to go to a school called “Beautiful Sticks”? and plus, I speak French, as anyone who’s read one of my more recent stories will know.

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The Yule Ball.

Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I thought he was misunderstood, but he was still a dick.

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?

Nope! I wrote twenty non fiction stories.

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Reparo, since I break things.

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?

I have zero hand eye coordination, so that rules out Keeper and Chaser, I can’t hit a ball to save my life, so goodbye beater, but I can chase things and nab them, so I’d be a Seeker.

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

The Battle of Hogwarts, and of course, the scene where Aragog dies and Slughorn and Hagrid sing drunkenly… But my honestly favorite-favoritist part? Page 625 in the American Deathly Hallows, and page 502 in the British version…

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

The scene in the Chamber of Secrets. I thought there was so much more potential that was left unexplored.

Question 29:Would you join the DA?

I'd like to think I would have the bravery to do so.

Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

Well, I think it’s definitely an interesting question, but I think he died a virgin, which sucks… And, no, I don’t think he did.

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

I’d so change my last name to Black. My first name? Minerva… Or Nymphadora, or maybe Bellatrix, since it invokes fear.

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?

I would have an ash wand, 14 inches, with a Thestral tail hair as core.

Question 33:What would your pet be?

A full Kneazle.

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

The Delacours

Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The cloak… wouldn’t have much use for the other two.

Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?

Harry… Of course. I love Harry.

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

Nope

Question 38:What would your patronus be?

A Fox

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?

Thestral… Unnaturally obsessed…

Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?

Sirius Fucking Black! (I have a friend who’s middle name is ‘Fucking’ and it’s my fault. He actually told his teacher it was his middle name too…)

Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes and then Quality Quidditch Supplies

Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family?

See number 40, Sirius Fucking Black.

Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Fred, George, Ginny, Mrs. Weasley, Bill, Ron, Charlie, Mr. Weasley, Percy.

You can't have just one!

Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Well if Crouch hadn't screwed it up and put Harry in, Cedric would have won, and not died, therefore not becoming a vampire with no personality, therefore saving the whole world.

You messed up a lot of things Mr. Crouch Jr.

Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

TOM FELTON!!

Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

Toby Hemingway should totally play Scorpius Malfoy. And his character in the Covenant is creepy enough…

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

A strapless lavender dress that comes to my knees. I.E, the dress I found at H&M the last time I was there.

Question 48:How many times have you read the series?

I have lost count. Really, honestly, lost count. Probably upwards in the six, seven range.

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?

James/Lily, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius

Question 50:Did you like this survey?

Whoa! I'm done? I guess I did. Dunno if anyone will READ it but still.

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So yeah! That's about it... grins

Read on, MacDuff!