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"Art is a bang, un!"

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-Last Updated December 1, 2009-

Wow! I've been on FF.net for over a year now. Where has the time gone?

About Me

Name: Jedi Goat (why this, you ask? Simple: I love goats and Jedi.)

Age: I'm not going to tell you.

Gender: Female

Favorite Animal: C'mon, this should be obvious. If not... GOATS! Horses and cats are cool, too.

Writing Style: I like to read action/adventure and humor fanfiction. I write random and (I hope) funny crossovers as well as more 'serious' fanfiction. There is a huge difference between my humor stories and my serious ones - readers be warned!

Favorite Books: Ah, but there are so many! Let's see…Animorphs, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Jedi Apprentice, Jedi Quest, The Last of the Jedi, Warriors, the Bloody Jack adventures, and many others!

Favorite Animes/Mangas: Naruto, Saiyuki, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist!

Favorite Movies: STAR WARS! Um, yeah… There's also Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter (especially OotP), Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker, and the newest TMNT

Favorite Music: Mostly pop and rock, but I like a little of everything else, too. My favorite group is Matchbox Twenty.

Favorite Characters:

Rachel from Animorphs is definitely my all-time favorite character. (SPOILER ALERT) But WHY did K.A. Applegate kill her off in book 54?! (END SPOILER ALERT)

From Star Wars, my favorite characters are Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ferus Olin and Qui-Gon Jinn. Of them, Obi-Wan is by far my favorite.

I'm a big fan of Alex Rider, too. And anything involving Yassen.

Hermione, Luna, Harry, Fred and George are my favorite characters from Harry Potter. (SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS) I was near tears when a certain character died who had been one of my favorites since book one... (END SPOILERS)

I like all of the ninja turtles; they're cool! But Leonardo is my favorite :) My favortie non-turtle is Usagi the samurai rabbit.

I have no particular favorite characters from Warriors; I liked mostly everyone in the original series, but I didn't like The New Prophecy as much. The main characters were all okay, but Onestar rocks!

From Naruto, my favorite characters are Neji, Haku, Gaara, Temari, Shikamaru, Zaku, Kin, and Dosu. Of the senseis, I like Kakashi and Iruka. But Akatsuki rock, yeah :) My favs? Deidara of course, Tobi, Sasori, Itachi and Hidan.

Least Favorite Characters:

Darth Maul is evil. He killed Qui-Gon!

Umbridge is also evil.

Right now I'm against Sasuke (read Shippuden and you'll know why). The Akatsuki so pwn him, come on -.-

Favorite Pairings:

Hmm. I don't really have a major pairing I support (I don't write that much romance), but I do like anything that's well-written and:

Rachel/Tobias: (Animorphs) They DO like each other. Poor Tobias...by the end of the series he loses everything...

Alex/Sabina: (Alex Rider) If she hadn't left, they could've been great together...

Jack/Wolf: (Alex Rider) I've seen this pulled off pretty well in some AR fics and now I'm hooked. Besides, it is plausible if you take the movie version of Jack; she was interested in the SAS men.

Ferus/Darra: (Star Wars) Random, I know, but I thought they would be cute together.

Least Favorite Pairings:

See note above.

Leafpool/Crowfeather: (Warriors) Sorry, but I just didn't like their romance AT ALL. He barely knew who she was!

Cloudtail/Daisy: (Warriors) Why would Cloudtail be so stupid as to even CONSIDER liking her? Brightheart is his mate, and couldn't he see she was upset?

Current Projects:

In George's Eyes: Done, finally :)

Angel's Wings: My major project right now, updates crosses fingers mostly weekly, depending how things work out.

If you like Angel's Wings, I'm playing around with more ideas for Akatsuki fiction so check back ;)

My favorite quotes:

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion!" -Obi-Wan Kenobi, The Phantom Menace

"If you say no stress, I'll bite you." "Okay, some stress." -Darra Thel-Tanis and Ferus Olin, Jedi Quest #1

"These aren't the droids you're looking for." -Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope

"May the Force be with you." -Jedi in Star Wars

"Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda, Star Wars

"...You can think of this as a paid vacation. Two weeks in the sun." "You don't pay me." -Alan Blunt and Alex Rider, Skeleton Key

"Why thank you, Jack." "You're welcome." "Not you, the monkey Jack." -Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow, Curse of the Black Pearl

"Why is the rum always gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you're all set to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Curse of the Black Pearl

"I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's in it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest

"Look! An undead monkey!" -Captain Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest

"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" -Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!" -Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"Wonder what would happen if we dropped a cannonball on them." -Ragetti, At World's End

"Did you try turning your computer on? Did you try plugging it in? Yeah, that would help." -Donatello, TMNT

"Why don't we have jetpacks?" "We don't trust you with a driver's license, Mikey. Have you seen this guy's driving skills?" -Michelangelo and Donatello, TMNT

"This is why we need jetpacks." -Michelangelo, TMNT

"His vital signs seem to be okay. Pupil dilation is normal." "Get...off...me." "Temper is normal, too." -Donatello and Raphael, TMNT

"I am so gonna enjoy this." -Raphael

"New York, New York. It's a shell of a town." -Raphael

"Do you have any more advice?" "Yes. Duck." -Leonardo and Usagi

"I got you something, Leonardo-san." "A sword! Wicked! I got something for you too." "A sword! What a wonderful gift!" -Usagi and Leonardo

"What did he just call me?" "Uhh...a monkey." -Casey and Donatello

"You may not have him, assassin!" -Usagi

"They say the sharpest blade in all the land is useless in untrained hands. I wonder what they say of overtrained hands." -Usagi

"I can't ask you to come with me-" "You do not have to ask, Leonardo. It is as you said, 'What are friends for?'" -Leonardo and Usagi, The Real World Part 1

"Don! Don't hit Mikey...That's my job." -Raphael

"I have two broken legs and I'm on my shell - but I'm still all that and a bag of chips! Mmm, chips..." -Michelangelo

"Cool! Nunchucks of the future! What do they do?" "They cause robots to go half-blind." -Michelangelo and Serling, ad for Fast Forward

"Did you ever hear of a car? It's a handy invention. I'll show you how it works sometime!" -Oscar, Corner Gas

"Please, please don't play around with your ninja stars. They can be just a teensy bit dangerous." -Master Kakashi, to Naruto

"There's a reason I can't lose...once, not so long ago, the strongest fellow I ever fought said this to me...'Cause unlike me, you're not a failure!' People think I'm a genius. I can't let them down!" -Neji, Naruto

"You can't beat us. Our attacks travel at the speed of sound." -Dosu, Naruto

"It doesn't bleed...but it hurts right here." -Gaara (points to his heart), Naruto

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" -Kakashi, Naruto

"I must be a pretty pathetic owner for you to have bitten me, Akamaru... " -Kiba, Naruto

'He's so far out of the loop, he doesn't even know there is a loop." -Shikamaru, Naruto

"It's always good to have an ace in the hole." -Shino, Naruto

"While one ace is good, two aces in the hole is even better." -Shino, Naruto

"Sasuke isn't a close friend of mine. I don't even like him. But he is the same as us: a ninja from the Hidden Village of Konoha. He is our comrade. That is why we will put our lives on the line to bring him back. This is the way of Konoha." -Shikamaru, Naruto

"She's as subtle as a rhino. She might even be scarier than my mom." -Shikamaru (referring to Temari), Naruto

"I envy the clouds." -Shikamaru, Naruto

"Art is a bang, un!" -Deidara, Naruto

"Go away. You do not interest me at the moment." "Then get interested!" -Itachi and Sasuke, Naruto (right before Itachi beats him up, lol)

"Might Guy? Mighty stupid looking guy I say!" -Kisame, Naruto

"Tobi is a good boy!" -Tobi, Naruto

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!...You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -Fred and George, Philosopher's Stone

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it, once..." "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" -Fred and George, Philosopher's Stone

"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - " "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum." Mrs. Weasley, Fred and George. Philosopher's Stone

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." -Fred and George, Chamber of Secrets

"Harry! Simply splendid to see you, old boy--" "Marvelous. Absolutely spiffing." "That's enough, now." "Mum! How really corking to see you--" -Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Prisoner of Azkaban

"Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt." -Fred, Goblet of Fire

"...Little Ronnie, a prefect...Oh, I'm all of a dither!" "You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" "We could curtsy, if you like." -Mrs. Weasley, Fred and George, Order of the Phoenix

"E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams." -George, Order of the Phoenix

"Accio brain!" -Ron, Order of the Phoenix

'Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the angel on top of the tree was actually a garden gnome that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for Christmas dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet.' -Half-Blood Prince

"You can’t do it if I don’t cooperate, you need me to give you some hair." "Well, that’s that plan scuppered. Obviously there’s no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate." "Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who’s not allowed to use magic; we’ve got no chance." -Harry, George and Fred, Deathly Hallows

"Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry. Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever." -Fred, Deathly Hallows

"Wow -- We're identical!" -Fred and George, Deathly Hallows

Well, that's all I have to say about myself. Happy writing!