Just to let people know, if you need a beta reader for your story or you know someone who does, then I'm your person. It's my passion to correct grammatical errors. I'm not kidding. If you want me to be your beta then send me an email, and most likely I'll accept.

Stories: I've got five stories going on at the same time and also college. So hold your horses down, okay?

Under Construction

The Nothing Girl - I just got started. I'm hoping to get far with this one since I'm pouring out my feelings.

On Hold

A Yeerk Fell With Her - I don't really know where I want to go with this one yet.

Three Times the Sugar in My Lemonade - I know what I want to do with this but I can't seem to get the words down.

Shiva's Tale - I have several chapters half-written up, but I can't seem to get my butt in gear and finish them.

Coming Soon

Young Rebel - This will be a Harry Potter fic starring myself somewhat. I just gotta finish the first chapter.

Fav. Quotes:

Neighborhood means how far you can walk in flip-flops and not kill your feet - Miss Yukari, Azumanga Daioh

Fwaah! Another night of wine, women, and song. Just between you and me I had a bit too much of the wine, but the women didn't complain. - Kyle, from Lunar Silver Story

Nukenin? They might as well be "Pukenin" because for all I know they hide their ninja scent by rolling in animal crap. That would probably make them smell really bad and also alert the enemy, wouldn't it? - me, most likely getting some of my facts wrong about nukenin from Naruto.

"Insufficient data."

"Yeah, you never f-ing know the answer when it's important!" - Doctor Who (outtakes), Tom Baker

My mom walks down the hall talking to my sister who's in another room. I'm having a stupidity moment:

mom: Look up on google the Wright brothers. Isn't it a bi-plane?

me: No. It's one of those winged ones.

You know character's name , you should chase after him. If you're not a pokemon and you run like that, then you're a bad guy. - rival from Pokemon Diamond. (sweatdrop moment) Technically you run like that all the time.

There are so many ways that you can interpret the words "Stand Up Chili". I suppose that one way would be that you have to get up to use the commodes after one bite. - I was staring at a can of chili beans.

"Welcome to Tozus, friends! We're teeny and you're weeny! You're the itsy to our bitsy!" - Final Fantasy III (some gnome person)

"Ungh...need...antidote! Try fooling me...with a placebo...and I'll thump you!" - Final Fantasy III (Doctor Shelco, a gnome)

Desch: "We did it! We've got our own ship! Now we can go to exotic ports and meet even more exotic women!"

Refia: "What?! I can't believe you! I knew I was right when I told Salina to forget about you! Oooh!"

Desch: "Hey! I was just kidding! Yeesh, talk about touchy..."

- Final Fantasy III (some world map conversation that will happen when Desch is temporarily in the party)

Time to jump in time to jump through time! I'm dizzy. - Cheshire Cat, American McGee's Alice in Wonderland

Fav. Engrish sayings:

They say that Ignorance and Apathy often go together, but I don't know and I don't care. - I'd say that this one's my favorite quote ever, because it's the one I use the most.

Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder.

Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow! - someone with the penname XplutoniiumxstephX on deviantArt.

HYPER NONSENSE WORLD TOBASCO SHOWER - on a comic book (that has
nothing to do with Tabasco).

All objects on the earth are made from powder.

VOLCANO REFINED FLESH EXPLODING ENERGY The activists who throw power and work at each other It seems to be a volcanic eruption - from a handbag

LOVE GET YOU The Throbbing Heart And Lingering Idea You become pretty when you draw near love - on a gift box.

I'M A FOOT SOLDIER. NO HUMAN! GO APE!!

Weed is strong!! WEED The flower bed is overgrpwn with weeds.

It is great and I want you who are the bag which is easy to use to surely use.

recycling your self - found on the inside of a lunchbox.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IMPRESSED BY NATURAL LOW - pic of a gift bag.

SELECTION Let's Enjoy Your Life - bag from a CD shop.

After a clam comes a storm - bag found in Osaka, Japan.

Do not cover Do not enter Do not question Do not destroy Take my head - found on Tokyo subway.

Terminal SNACK STAND.

WE SUPPORT YOUR SOCKS LIFE.

;01 BLACK JEANS FOR YOUR ASS;

F-WORD - Japanese below says: "Outsourcing; F-Word Inc."

BEANS BEANS BEANS - building found in Japan.

Hair Route 666 - found in Aomori City, Japan.

PAINAPPLE CANDY.

I feel Coke.

LOOK, BLOOD - on the back of a blood donation van.

www.misspuke.com - on the back of a van advertising Thai massage in Tokyo. (This actually is a website. I went there but obviously I couldn't read it. The few words that were in english said something about a massage center.)

I Hate My Life. Every Day I Polish My Revolver. And I Shoot My Head, Like A Rock Star. - on a sweat shirt.

LET'S SO BRING IT! ON DOWN. - on a t-shirt.

Swarm of winter gnats are still around yand the gentle warbling and chattering - a t-shirt.

take a walk on your garden with me - from a t-shirt.

Who turned the lights out? And the lights go down leaving but moving shadows and strong.

LOOK!! LOOK!! LOOK!! The & is like a sitting man.

give me strength! are you serious? pise myself laughing.

Let's eat breakfast firmly If breakfast is said It is bread I am bread Well eat.

Having a fine time with your friends. adabat You must be a dab at life. - T-shirt found in Tokyo.

God will be severely punished to those who committed the fault. Therefore never don't commit a crime.

The technic of getting stoned is the trick of Marihuana.

I spilled some milk on the table. OH MY GOD!!

believe in meat only.

Elvis is dead Sinatra is dead And Me I feel also not so good.

Enchanted Freaks There is something going on, deep in the forest. so get ready for...INFINITY - Shirt found in Japan.

I'm lost. I have a problem, Where am I now? Which is north? Someone do something. Help me. I can't walk more. - Spotted in Okinawa, Japan.

Mickey is Independent, a Positive Thinker and Burn Leader. - Shirt found in South Korea.

Floppy can't be acceded. Check another application don't use it.

Do you feel ENJOY!! Sorry for Disturb.

I won't have anything to do with you. No one watched the child. rainbow DROP.

Most of these I got here: www.engrish.com

If you think that I spelled these wrong, then you are correct. But I did it on purpose, because that's what I saw in the pictures I was looking at.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

copied from angelkat2502, who got it from http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1130766/ - CharmedOneForever (its not there any longer though...)

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that haven't, put this in your bio.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

copied off Cadi The Canadian, http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1040820/

This is my What I Wish List. Copy and paste it into your profile and add what you wish to this list.

I. Xemnas:

( ) You are the leader most of the time.
(x) You like black.
(x) You wished/wish you were someone else.
(x) You don't listen to others
(x) You like doing research
TOTAL: 4

II. Xigbar:

(x) You have bad eyesight.
( ) You like throwing things at others when angry.
(x) You wish you were able to teleport.
( ) You wear your hair in a ponytail. (Sometimes!)
(x) You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAl: 3

III. Xaldin

( ) You like windy days.
( ) You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
(x) You like dragons.
( ) You have/like dreadlocks.
( ) You've tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 1

IV. Vexen

( ) You are disrespected by the young ones.
( ) Someone has already considered you a traitor.
( ) You are the oldest of your group.
(x) You like experiments.
( ) You like cold days.
TOTAL: 1

V. Lexaeus

(x) You are not very talkative.
( ) You like brain games.
( ) People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
( ) You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
( ) You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 1

VI. Zexion

(x) You love reading.
(x) You are not very sociable.
( x) You are one of the shortest of your group.
(x) You have a very sensible nose.
( ) You like to allude others.
TOTAL: 4

VII. Saïx

( ) You have double-personality issues
(x) You are more active during night rather than day.
(x) You like werewolves.
( ) Your superior trusts you.
( ) You have a scar on your face. (a little one)
TOTAL: 2

VIII. Axel

( ) You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
( ) You care deeply for your best friends.
( ) You are two-faced when you need to be.
(x) You don't like it when people don't remember your name.
( ) You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 1

IX. Demyx

(x) You like music.
( ) You know how to play a guitar.(I want to!)
(x) You like rainy days.
( ) You like swimming.
( ) You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 2

X. Luxord

( ) You like playing cards.
( ) You like to gamble.
( ) Your favorite color is gold.
( ) You have stolen money from others.
( ) You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 0

XI. Marluxia

( ) You like pink.
( ) You like flowers.
( ) You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
( ) You were betrayed by someone.
( ) You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 0

XII. Larxene

( ) You're the only female on your group.
(x) You like storms.
( ) You're pretty agile.
( ) You like to mock others.
(x) You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas

(x) You love ice cream.
( ) You are the youngest of your group.
( ) You think people are hiding something from you.
( ) You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
( ) You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 1

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.