Hello! ...I'm leaving 'cause I have nothing else to say.

- The worst soap opera cliffhanger lines:

"What's for dinner?"

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"Honey, we're out of toilet paper"

"99... here I come" -Whose Line Is It Anyway

- Bad songs to sing in prison:

"Who dropped the soap, who dropped the soap...?"

"Jim's escaping through the hole in the wall, the hole in the wall, the hole in the wall!"

"With a wig you remind me of Julia" -Whose Line Is It Anyway