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since: 09-30-06, id: 1142444, Profile Updated: 04-30-09
country: New Zealand
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, Digimon, Cherub, Supernatural, and Alex Rider.

Hello! My names Toby. I love SGA and SG-1 and LotR and Digimon all four season though I like 1 and 4 the best ( I haven't seen any past season 4 yet.

I love sports. I do Badminton, Soccer, Netball, Volleyball, Ice hockey Rock Climbing, Waterskiing, Wakeboarding, Biscuiting, Cycling and Kayaking. And I can Windsurf I just don't have the money to do it.

ATC (air training corp) best thing ever! Almost. Too bad i can't shoot straight when i'm lying down, You should be safe if your standing where I'm aiming.

Favourite Places: Abel Tasman, Fiji, England, Pahia, NZ!

My favourite movie is probably The Pacifier and several others :p

Dream Car: EVO!! and lots after that

Favourite Book: Artemis Fowl and the Alex rider series and Lord of the Rings, CHERUB

Favourite T.V. Shows: SGA, SG-1, NCIS, CSI, SVU, Bones, Injustice, Numbers, Charmed, Sea Patrol, Digimon, Pokemon, most cartoons

Fav Colour: Blue

Age:16

I live down the bottom of the world :D

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (rarely, but still)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I want to be, though)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy .
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
My friends say I look like a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE (in English), so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I hang out with BOYS, so I MUST be a tomboy

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be head over heels in love with someone

I ROW FOR MY SCHOOL, so I MUST be some weird homosexual who wears spandex

I hang out with the WEIRD people, so I MUST be weird.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature

Stereotypes I fit under are bolded, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how stupid stereotypes are!

And that pretty much sums me up :D:D

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R.I.P

Don S. Davis - 1942-2008.

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I've drawn some of my OC's and characters, they aren't very good, but if you want to take a look

Derianmon - (going to be) from Nothing's certain and We Didn't Start The Fire (http://toby-a.deviantart.com/art/Derianmon-108226740)

Keri - from Nothing's Certain and We Didn't Start The Fire (http://toby-a.deviantart.com/art/Keri-Hashimoto-108241770)

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1. Just That Girl » reviews
You're familar with the target. One Alex Rider." Yassen and his daughter get an assignment in London. If they fail, Scorpia kills them. If they succeed, MI6 hunts harder for them. Can Yassen kill the one he almost died to protect?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-4-09 - Published: 8-24-09
2. Shades of Grey » reviews
A young CIA agent is sent after the Winchester brothers. By luck she finds them. Things get complicated when she finds her brother and her best friend is accused of murder.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 7-17-09
3. Recruitment » reviews
Kelly get's put into a care home after her mother's tragic death. She makes friend with an older boy and finds herself taking tests to be part of British Intelligence. Will she go all the way, or is it too much for her to handle?
Cherub - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 3-19-09
4. Look At Us Now reviews
Tai looks back on the digidestined. What they used to be and what they are. One-shot
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
5. We Didn't Start The Fire » reviews
The digidestined, tamers and legandary warriors as well new group of children get called to another dimension to fight an evil. Can they work together to defeat it or will they be defeated letting the evil spread to other worlds.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 12-23-08
6. Nothing's Certain » reviews
Some thing's are certain, like my name being Keri. I'm the cat that got too curious and ended up in another world with no idea what was going on or how to get home. I have come here to tell you my tale.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-1-09
7. A Whole New World » reviews
Eight kids from summer camp are transported to a new digital world and have to learn to survive, and put up with each other while they try to find a way home with their new digital friends by their side. Rated for language; minor. Now Complete! :D
Digimon - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-4-08 - Published: 11-20-08 - Complete
8. Somewhere else » reviews
A 15yr old and 4yrold find themselves in Atlantis but don't know how they got there. The last thing they remember was a man trying to kill them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-30-08
9. Arrivals: Shrunk » reviews
Two new people arrive on Atlantis. One's Sheppards neice whos had history with Carson & the other's a Furling. On their first time off world Shep's neice activates a device which 'deages' her to 10yrs old and leaves her with no memories after that age
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete
10. A New Place Book 1 reviews
Three girls and two boys, all in their middle teens, go to middle earth and find their way to Rivendell. A few of them are going to go to the council. The council will decide what will happen to them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 1-9-07
11. Under the Eye of Man and Elf » reviews
ON HOLD. 2 elves and 4 elvelings are attacked by orcs near Osgiliath. 1 elfling is sent on to ask for aid but when she gets back to the battle it’s already over and her family are gone. Will she be able to save them? And how far is she willing to go?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-4-07
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