Yami-no-Hikari-7: Hi! You wanna know about me? WELL TOO BAD!! NYEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! (Erm...that was supposed to be an evil cackle...thingy)

moonlightning3 (one of my friends): (hits YnH7 over the head)

Yami-no-Hikari-7: Ow! (glares) Fine! Here are some facts about me.

Name: I'm not tellin'! However, Yami no Hikari 7 is Japanese for "Light of Darkness"...with a 7 at the end.

Sex: No thanks...nani? Oh! You meant gender? Heh heh. Oops. -_-U I'm a girl.

Age: Subtract the year of my birth from the current year, and you've got it.

Humor: Dry, sarcastic, snarky. That's probably why Malik's one of my favourite characters.

Fave fics: Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Harry Potter, Code Geass, Gravitation, Yu-Gi-OH, and a bunch more that I can’t think of right now.

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All-time Favourite Bishies:

Malik Ishtar (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Ryou Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Ryuichi Sakuma (Gravitation)

Hatsuharu Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Yami-no-Hikari-7: (looking at list) Hmmm...heh. What can I say. I've got a thing for schizos.

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Syusuke Fuji (Prince of Tennis)

Ryoma Echizen (PoT)

Keigo Atobe (PoT) (You have to love and hate Atobe. Lol)

Lelouch Lamperouge/Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)

Fave Yu-Gi-OH Shippings:

(NOTE: Yaoi pairings are in the order of Seme x Uke.)

Theif King Bakura x Pharaoh Atemu (Casteshipping) (shonounai/yaoi)

Yami Bakura xYami Yuugi (Darkshipping) (shonounai/yaoi)

Seto x Yuugi (Rivalshipping) (shonounai/yaoi) (Actually I used to hate this shipping, but recently I've started to like it.Though, this is the ONLY yaoi pairing I like with Seto or Yuugi. I can tolerate Heartshipping, Hikarishippping, and sometimes Wishshipping, but I don't actually like them. And Rivalshipping is the ONLY yaoi pairing I like with Seto. Sometimes I can tolerate Euroshipping, but that's it.)

Y.Bakura x Ryou (Tendershipping) (shonounai/yaoi)

Malik (the hikari) x Ryou (Angstshipping) (shonounai/yaoi)

Atemu/YamiYuugi x Anzu/Tea (Revolutionshipping)

Jounouchi/Joey x Mai (Polarshipping) (Duh.)

Yuugi x Anzu/Tea (Peachshipping) (I actually used to like Revolutionshipping more, but since I'm such a Darkshipper, I've begun to like Peachshipping better.)

Seto x Shizuka/Serenity (Silentshipping) (Oh, come on. Who doesn't like Silentshipping?...That's a rhetorical question, BTW. So don't send me a message saying, "I don't like Silentshipping, it's fucking retarted!" or anything like that. Get it? Got it? Good.)

Mokuba x Rebecca (Kiddyshipping)

Yu-Gi-Oh Shippings I don't really care for (coughhatecough):

Yuugi x Atemu/Yami (Puzzleshipping) (shonounai/yaoi) (I think they're more like brothers.)

Jounouchi x Seto (Puppyshipping) (shonounai/yaoi) (Ok, ew. And I don't like seeing Joey with anyone but Mai, or Seto with anyone but Shizuka or Kisara)

Yuugi x Rebecca (Replayshipping) (Urgh! So annoying)

Yami-no-Hikari-7: Frankly, I can't really stand any YGO yaoi pairings other than the ones mentioned in the "Fave Shippings" catagory above. And I'm not big on yuri. No offence to yuri fans. I mean, I don't mind it sometimes, but I much prefer yaoi.

My fave YGO characters:

Ryou Bakura (He's just sooooooooo kawaii! He's my fave bishie. I even have a C2 dedicated to him! Check it out!)

Atemu ( One word: H-O-T. I love stories about him as a young prince in Ancient Egypt! Their so awesome!)

Theif Bakura ( For pretty much the same reasons as Atemu, only as a young thief in Ancient Egypt.)

Anzu/Tea ( Yes, I am pro-Tea, though I must admit her dubbed version can get extreamly annoying. She's still a good person deep down. Or in her dub's case, WAY deep down.)

Yuugi (What can I say? The little guy's cute!)

Seto Kaiba (Major Bishie! I'm not a SxS addict, like my friend moonlightning3, but I like the pairing.)

Shizuka/Serenity (I think she'd make a good girlfriend for Seto, and she's a good person. End of story.)

Malik Ishtar(the hikari) (Aw, come on! Who DOESN'T love this trouble-making bishie? He's one of my ultra favourite characters)

Erm...there are probably a lot more, but I don't feel like naming them all right now.

My fave character-bashing (in other words, the morons):

Insecter Haga/Weevil Underwood (He's annoying, pathetic, stupid, need I say more? Oh, and I HATE bugs! I'm insectophobic!)

Dinosaur Ryuzaki/Rex Raptor (He's an idiot. End of story.)

Pegasus J. Crawford/Maximillion Pegasus (He's REALLY annoying! In both the Dub, AND the Japanese. That there is an amazing acomplishment, as the Japanese is almost ALWAYS better than the dub. And I HATE Blue Eyes Toon Dragon! WHY!? T_T)

Marik(the evil yami) (hello?! He's creepy! MaLik is hot. MaRik is like a screwed up, deformed, warped version of poor Malik. Scratch that. He IS a screwed up, deformed, warped version of the mega-bishie-turned-insane Malik)

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My Fave Death Note Pairings:

(NOTE: Yaoi pairings are in the order of Seme x Uke.)

L x Light (Personally, I think the closest Light ever got to love is the passion he felt in his fight with L)

Mello x Near (Same reason as LxLight)

Mikami x Light (Yeah, Mikami can be all stalker-weird when it comes to “Kira-sama”, but if the fic is well written…Plus, I actually like this pairing one-sided. Light can be such an evil, manipulative uke)

Yeah, I don’t really like any het pairings in Death Note, ‘cause all the female characters kinda suck. Sad, but true…That, or they die…

My Fave Fullmetal Achemist Pairings:

Roy Mustang x Edward Elric (Come on, what yaoi fangirl DOESN’T love this pairing?!)

Envy x Edward (I generally like this pairing one-sided)

Alphonse Elric x Winry Rockbell (Personally, I think they’re more compatible than EdxWinry. Ed ‘n’ Winry’d probably kill eachother)

Jean Havoc x Riza Hawkeye (Again, I think better than RoyxRiza)

My Fave Prince of Tennis Pairings:

Kunimitsu Tezuka x Syusuke Fuji (Perfect Pair)

Takeshi Momoshiro x Ryoma Echizen (Ah-Un Pair)

Shinichiro (I think that’s his first name) Oishi x Eiji Kikumaru (Golden Pair)

Keigo Atobe x Ryoma Echizen (Royal Pair) (Yeah, I’m weird)

My Fave Code Geass Pairings:

Suzaku x Lelouch (they’re just perfect for each other)

Lelouch x C.C. (Of the LuluxC.C., LuluxKallen/Karen, and LuluxShirley, I like this one the best.

My Fave Harry Potter Pairings:

Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter (My fave HP shipping, no competition)

Ronald Weasley x Hermione Granger (It’s so obvious, it’s sad)

Draco Malfoy x Ginny Weasley (As previously said, I’m weird)

My Favourite Quotes:

Yu-Gi-Oh

Kaiba: No! You stripped him of his pride!
Pegasus: Please. I transformed this legendary beast into his most supreme form. Also, I've made him look much more cuddly.
Joey: Of all the things that Blue Eyes is, cuddly sure ain't one of them.
Yugi: For once, I think that Kaiba would agree.

Joey: (annoyed) About that Underdog card... you said it reminds you of someone...
Yami: I did? Yes, well... (to Yugi) A little help here.
(they switch places)
Yugi: Oh, that's real mature, Pharoah!

Joey: (annoyed) Everyone else here seems to thinks that I reminds you of this underdog .
Yugi: They do huh? Well, let me think of the best way to put this, Joey...That card mades me think of you because even when the odds are against you, you always pull through. (Joey is surprised)
Tristan: I can see your business card now. "Joey Wheeler: Executive Underdog"
Joey: (Angry) Hey! Watch it!

Announcer:...And our next contestant is Joey Wheeler, our overwhelming underdog!
Joey: (Making a pose) Oh Yeah!!
Just then, he realize that he idiotically made a mistake and fainted.
Joey: (Get's up angrily) HEY! How about some respect here!?

Kaiba: Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late. (he turns and walks away)
Joey: Hey! I know an insult when I hear one! Look at me when I'm yelling at ya'!

Mokuba: If you’re not here in ten seconds, you’re disqualified. Six, Five... (Joey grabs hold of him.) Wahh!
Joey: I... made it... With five seconds to spare. Hey, how’d you get here before I did
Mokuba: (sighs) I tried to tell you. There’s a secret passageway for special guests.
Joey: Wa! No! It’s not fair! I fought off giant snakes!

They're being chased by a boulder.
Joey: Now what?
Tristan: Break left.
Boulder runs overtop of Joey.
Tristan: Your other left, Joey!

Joey: (being attacked by bats) Anytime you guys wanna jump in and help!
Téa: Should we tell him they're only holograms?
Tristan: And spoil the fun?

Grandpa: I play the magic card Ancient City!
Joey: What is that thing?
Grandpa: Well, as the card's name suggests, it's an ancient city.

Joey: (in sing-songy voice) I'm bad, you know it! I'm bad, I'll show it!

Joey and Tristan: (singing) We're going on vacation! Time for relaxation! No more aggravation! A week of recreation!

Joey: Around these parts, they call me Lucky Left Arm.
Raffle Lady: Uhh... That's your right arm.

Joey: Hey, bird brain! Let me go, and I won't eat your guzzard for Thanksgiving! (notices how high they are) Euuugh! On second thought, whatever you do, DO NOT LET GO!

Joey: (jumps out of nest full of baby bird monsters) See ya! Wouln't want to be Ya! (lands in another nest with more chicks than before) Hey, have we met before? Don't answer that. (jumps out) I can't wait to see who's on the next cliff. (looks down) Aaugh! There is no next cliff!

Tea: Uh, Tristan, what's that? (points to sea monster)

Tristan: There's no reason to start panicking.(monster turns huge) NOW, there's a reason!

Joey: (to Baby Dragon) Hey pal, it's time you were schooled in the Joey way of life. If you can't beat 'em, RUN AWAAAY!

Yuugi: (to Yami) If we don't defeat this monster soon, our Celtic Guardian will be a Celtic Goner!

Joey: (to Baby Dragon about a treasure chest) What do ya think's in there? Gold coins? Diamonds? Maybe a few credit cards?

Tea: (imitating statue position) Yep, I feel like an idiot.

Joey: Whoever designed this game has a thing for walking into bright light.
Tristan: Well you got to admit, it is quite dramatic.

Joey: (to Alexander the Great) Hey Alexander! Looks like your not so great after all!

Tristan: Fighting pyramids and creepy floating eyes. Wonderful.

Yuugi: That blue one looks like the Pyrmid of Light I saw at the museum.

Joey: Yeah? Well it looks like it's beating the crud out of your Mellinnium Puzzle.

Yuugi: (is running away from mummies) TALK LATER! RUN NOW!

Seto: So, let me see if I've got this right. You're playing a cream puff and an elf.

Joey: Hey! The fairy turned Mokuba into a girl!
Mokuba: Great... can she make you smart?

Kaiba: We'll duel using this. (holds up breifcase)
Joey: Looks like a regular old breifcase to me.
Kaiba: It's IN the breifcase you moron!

(Yugi is sitting alone, doing puzzles. Anzu walks in)
Yugi: ANZU!!
Anzu: Hey Yugi, whatcha doin there?
Yugi: Oh, just some puzzles. Shouldn't you be outside?
Anzu: I was. The guys invited us girls to play basketball, but it turns out those creeps were just looking up our skirts everytime we made a shot!
(Yugi is picturing Anzu's skirt flipping up as she takes a shot)
Yugi: Mmmm.. Basket ball..
Anzu: What did you say Yugi?
Yugi: Huh? Oh, nothing...

Yugi: Oh wow. Look at all this food! She's got everything...
Yugi: Chips...
Joey: Dibs on the chips.
Yugi: Candy bars...
Tristan: Dibs on the candy bars...
Yugi: Canned fruit.
(silence)
Yugi: Soda...
Joey: Dibs on the soda...

Joey: If you pay attention to your right,you will see a floating freaky castle and monsters waiting to devour us!

Joey: Do you really think I'm stupid enough to fall for that?
Marik: (with emphasis) Yes.

Joey: Great now he's got something else under those hats I've gotta worry about and knowing Yugi it's probably a trap. But wait, Yugi knows me and he would know that I would know that he's laying a trap so maybe it's a monster card instead. But what if he knows that I would think that so it really is a trap card, except if he knows that I know that he knows what I know...ahhh, forget it I'm just gonna attack!

Tristan: (about Shaadi) Hey! You're that guy in the bath robe from Battle City!

Joey: All right Shaadi old pal, use that Millennium thingamajig of yours and point us in the right direction.
Shaadi: It's a Millennium Key!

Tristan: (after the Pharoah is sucked into a vortex through the tablet) I take it that was supposed to happen?

Joey: (his hand goes right through Shaadi) Aah! This guy's some kind of hologram!
Shaadi: Actually, I'm a centuries old spirit.

Pharoah: You want the Millennium Items!
Bakura: So, you have been paying attention to me all these years.

Yugi: We're inside the Millennium Puzzle.
Joey: This place looks bigger than last time. You guys do some remodeling?

Mahaado: How did you get past the guards anyway?
Mana: Well, my magic's been improving. (points to the guards frozn like statues)
Mahaado: Do not tell me you used your freezing spell? We need them to guard the palace!
Mana: Oops, sorry. I release thee! (the guards glow but nothing happens) Uh-oh.
Mahaado: Your magic's improving, is it?

Kaiba: (to the Millennium Eye) What are you looking at? Great. I'm talking to some golden antique eyeball.

Shaadi: Many of these doors are protected by spells and traps.
Joey: You might wanna tell us that sooner next time!!

Tristan: (inside the Millennium Puzzle) Every time I open one door, I just find fifty more of them.
Joey: Even the doors have doors.

(Joey's marked doors they pass with a doodle to keep them from going in circles)
Tristan: Great idea. Who'd have thought you had it in ya'?
Téa: But if we ever get out of here, invest in an art class.

(NOTE: The next 2 quotes came from commercials)

Kaiba: Your turn Yugi!
Yami Yugi: Your move Kaiba!
Kaiba: No, you go!
Yami Yugi: No, you!
(repeats constantly)
Tea: What's going on?
Bakura: They're trying to see who makes the first move.
Tea: Didn't they flip a coin?
Bakura: No.
Tea: Why not?
Bakura: They're trying to see who shall flip it.

(Yugi is dueling. There is a glass of Happy Orange Juice by his deck)
Yugi: If I can just draw the right magic card, I can win this duel!
(He reaches for the deck and bumps the orange juice, which falls over and spills. The dueling arena shorts out)
Yugi: All right! who left their Orange Happy Juice up here?
(Cut to Joey)
Joey: Uhhh... Oops.

Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Jaden Yuki: I've got a question. What is Chazz doing?
(points)
Chazz Princeton: tch tch tch, you-hoo! Where are you?
Jaden Yuki: Where's what Chazz?
Bastion Misawa: He means his mind, clearly he's lost it.

Jaden Yuki: Didn't ya' know, Chazz? When a hero's destroyed, and I play Hero Spirit, all battle damage turns to zero, zilch, zip, nada.
Chazz Princeton: Congratulations. You can use a thesaurus!
(later)Chazz Princeton: Four monsters?
Slade Princeton: Congratulations. You can add!

Professor Lyman Banner: In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated.
Jaden Yuki: Undefeated? Wow, he must have been something else. I guess it's a good thing he's not around today, because that record would go adios!
Chazz Princeton: Sure slacker, and then you'll beat Kaiba and Yugi too.
Jaden Yuki: You think so? Thanks Chazz!
Chazz Princeton: It's sarcasm, moron.
Jaden Yuki: Well, okay, but if you're going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm.
Chazz Princeton: (wraps Jaden in a headlock) You know what I mean!

Syrus Truesdale: I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me.
Jaden Yuki: (jerks a thumb at Chazz) Just blame Sarcasm back there.
Chazz Princeton: (wraps Jaden in a headlock) The joke is old already!

Jaden Yuki: Chazz? Why are you here?
Chazz Princeton: I'm here for the duel.
Jaden Yuki: I think the tickets are sold out.
Chazz Princeton: I'm in it.
Jaden Yuki: Like as a ref?
Chazz Princeton: I'm dueling you!

Pirates of the Carribean

Jack Sparrow: I love those kinds of moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: You will always remember this as the day (wave crashes over him) ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

Will: Wait for Jack! I won't leave without him! (sees Jack being chased by cannibals) ...time to go.

Danny Phantom

Dash: Holy sweatsocks! Danny Fen-turd is Danny Phan-turd!

Real Life

My friend: I can't buy that! I'm broke.

Me: So fix yourself.

My friend: I can't decide!

Me: Pick Mo.

My friend: Huh?

Me: Y'know. Eeny, meeny, miney, MO!

Night at the Museum

Larry: Stop calling me Gigantor. You don't see me calling you tiny!

Jed (I love Owen Wilson!): Man, what's that supposed to mean?

Larry: Hey, Teeny! How's that sound?

Jed: Man, don't call me Teeny. It hurts my feelings!

Fruits Basket

Kyo: I thought you were half asleep!

Yuki: Your stupid voice woke me up.

Shigure: You were born in the Year of the Dog. I knew there was something I liked about you, I mean, aside from your pretty fa- (face)
(Yuki arrives, whacking Shigure with his bookbag.)
Yuki: Please forgive my cousin, Miss Honda. He's a bit of a flirt but he's harmless. In general it's usually best to ignore him.
(Tohru is stunned from seeing Prince Yuki and talks to herself excitedly. Meanwhile,)
Shigure: Ow, what do you have in that bag? A dictionary?
Yuki: Two of them.

Yuki: Don't you dare try to blame this on us, you stupid cat.
Kyo: Go ahead, say that again!
Yuki: Stupid. Cat.

Shigure: Yuki, try not to destroy the house. OK?

Kagura: You don't understand how a woman feels when she's in love!
Shigure: Yes I do!
(awkward silence)
Shigure: At least, I've felt enough women to venture a guess.

Shigure: Sometimes I think the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house.

Shigure: Ah, welcome home!
(no one answers)
Shigure: "Hi Shigure. It's good to be home." Is that too much to ask?

Shigure: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.

Hatori: I want you both to give me a simple answer to this question. What is the last letter of the alphabet?
Kyo and Yuki: "Z"?
(Hatori takes a picture while they are grinning together.)
Hatori: Akito wanted me to take a picture of you while I was here. That should be a very nice shot. So long, then.
Momiji: Bye-bye.
Kyo: Hatori, come back here!

(Shigure is kneeling low in the kitchen eating a snack.)
Mii: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Shigure: Oh! I was just feeling a bit hungry.
Mii: Five hundred pages, not five. Five hundred! I need them now! You don't have time to be hungry!
Shigure: Of course, of course I'll get right on that. But one thing before I start. I just need one little favor. Could you hold your hands out for me?
Mii: Uh. (looks confused.)
Shigure: Once I see that, I'll be able to write. No problem.
Mii: Is that a fact?
Shigure: (nodding) Mm-hmm!
(Mii groans and holds her arms out in front of her.)
Shigure: Now, just put your head down a bit.
(Mii tilts her head down.)
Shigure: (calling out quickly) Donations for the poor beggar girl!
(Mii gets angry while Shigure quickly slides exit stage right.)

(Mii talks to Shigure in the hallway.)
Mii: Now you listen to me. The situation is critical here. Don’t you understand? We have a deadline to meet! You can afford to waste time on silly things like soba noodles or New Year’s.
Shigure: (holding up and wiggling his fingers) In fact, I think I’d eat it everyday if it weren’t for what it did to my nails.
Mii: Nails?
Shigure: Well if you eat too much soda, your fingernails start to smell funny, don’t they?
(Mi brings her hands up to her nose and sniffs her nails.)
Shigure: (holding up a little heart sign beside Mii's head) Ah Mii, you're such a good sport.

Yuki: Shouldn’t you be in school?
Hatsuharu: Yeah, well, actually I left on Sunday with the intention of coming here but I was swept away into the heart of the dark, urban wilderness and it took me three days to find my way out.
Yuki: (sighs) What don’t you say you got lost?
Kyo: His sense of direction is as crappy as ever.
Tohru: But if you're gonna get lost that's an impressive way to do it.

Kyo: Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you’ll be sorry then, won’t ya, and I’ll make you say it.
Yuki: I’m sorry.
Kyo: Shut up! You’re a real wise-ass, you know that?
Yuki: At least I’m not the noisy idiot who’s causing a scene outside the store.
Kyo: Oh, you’ve done it now, girly boy! We're taking this outside!
Yuki: We already are outside, you stupid cat.

(After Shigure offers to pick up Tohru’s things.)
Shigure: Well, I’m off. Take good care of Yuki while I’m gone.
Tohru: (bowing) Okay, and thank you so much!
Tohru: (thinking) It’s so nice for him to do this. Shigure can be so selfless sometimes. He’s always thinking about others.
Shigure: (thinking and singing) High school girls! High school girls! All for me! High school girls!(giggles)

Kyo: (to Tohru) What the hell were you doing? Dammit, I was winning and everything!
Haru: If I hadn’t had tripped you, you wouldn’t have stopped, would you?
Kyo: Haru?
Haru: (looking over his left shoulder at the camera) By the way, what I just did was very dangerous. And if that had been anyone other than Kyo, they probably would have been hurt very badly so don’t try this at home.
Kyo: Don’t try it here! Who are you even talking to?

Shigure (after hanging a french maid's outfit over the doorframe): Well, here it is; my White Day present for Tohru. Lovely, isn't it? The poor girl's gone far too long without suitable clothing to wear while cleaning the house.
Haru (deadpan): It's amazing no one's locked you up yet.

Hatsuharu: If I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I had no piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair was black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ass!

Shigure: Yes, well, Hatsuharu and Momiji, they're like younger brothers to me. So, naturally, I will have to attend the entrance ceremony. It's only right that I should be there to support them on such an important day.
(Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru give Shigure a skeptical look.)
Shigure: Okay, why are you all staring at me like that? I hope you're not thinking I only want to go to look at the pretty high school girls. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh my word, you youngsters of little faith.

Black Haru: You stubborn idiot! What would you do if it was Yuki wearing the girls uniform, huh?
(An image of Yuki wearing in a girl's uniform appears in Takei's fantasy.)
Yuki: Haru, cut it out or I'll cut you off!
Black Haru: Oh, have my words made you angry?
Takei: It's beautiful!
Yuki: Stop imagining me!

Shigure: Despite what he (Akito) said, Tohru is very cute in a sweet way.
Hatori: For some reason, when you say that, it reeks of something illegal.

Kyo: See what happens when you stand there like a space cadet?
Tohru: Oh. Uh, was I?
Kyo: At least stay alert when you're by yourself or else it's gonna be your own damn fault when someone kidnaps you.
Tohru: You're right.
(Tohru quickly stands firm, looking serious.)
Kyo: I said when you're alone.
Tohru (still looking serious): Right!
Kyo: It's alright when you're with me. You can space out as much as you want.
Tohru: Right!
(Tohru immediately spaces out again.)
Kyo: And I didn't mean anything funny by that either. Um.

Yuki: (about Tohru and the girls having a picnic in a graveyard) This isn't exactly ... normal.

Ayame: Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!
Yuki: Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.
Ayame: That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together.
Yuki: I'll let you drown alone!

(Shigure is on the phone with Mii.)
Shigure: Everything's going to be okay. I've already completed the manuscript. I was just teasing you.
(Mii is crying.)
Shigure: Yes, I understand, take care.
(Shigure hangs up.)
Shigure: (crying) There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy.
Hatori: Yes I am. Stop crying.
Shigure: (still crying) How can I?! You spoiled all my fun!
Hatori: You call yourself an adult.

Kyo: Will you shut up and tell us why you’re here?
Ayame: Ah. Patience, my dear boy. After all, as my high school drama teacher always used to say. A man’s true strength is found in the friends that support him.
Ayame and Shigure form the “person” character using their index finger
Yuki: And what’s your point exactly?
Ayame: Hmm, I’m not sure.
Kyo and Yuki: Then why’d you say it?!
Kyo (on all fours): Oh man, I can’t take much more of this. You’re killing me!

Shigure: Good! Now that that's settled, I thought it might be fun to travel by car. Don't worry, leave all the driving to me.
Yuki: Shigure, do you even have a license?
Shigure (after a pause): Of course I have a licen...
Yuki and Kyo: Why'd you have to think about it?!

Shigure: Yes, it is a fever all right, and in my professional medical opinion, you're sick!

Kyo: (to Tohru) Just get better…or I won't be happy.

Kyo: How is anything supposed to be cured by a leek? It's the worst food in the world!

Flushed Away

Slug: (to other slug) High five! (realizes they don't have hands)...Oh, yeah.

Roddy: (about the World Cup) England is winning , anything is possible!

Le Frog: Men, time for action!

Ninja Frogs: (raise hands in the air) We surrender!

Le Forg: (rolls eyes) The OTHER action! The kung-fu thing!

Le Frog: (to the Toad) Get your kids a puppy.

No slugs were a-salted in the making of this production.

Roddy: Er...hello Mister...Captain...Skipper...thingy.

Rita: Hey! That's MISS Captain Skipper thingy to you.

Slugs: (singing) That's not rice. That's maggots, you're eating.

Magotts: (also singing) Larva, larva, larva. ( Roddy flicks them away) Wheee!

House

House: I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, and embrace my own. The usual.

House: Torture is cutting people with knives. But you can totally get away with that if your wearing a doctor's coat.

House: If you speak to God, you're religious. If God speaks to you, you're psychotic!

Psych (my latest addiction)

Gus: What's your dental plan?
Shawn: Don't get cavities.
Gus: Health plan?
Shawn: Same, but with hepatitis and shingles.

Gus: You named your fake detective agency Psych? Why didn't you just call it 'hey we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it.
Shawn: First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!

Shawn: I got the information because...I'm psychic.
Lassiter: Get him out of here!
Shawn: Oh boy! (Leans against the door, looks at Officer Allen) Your grandmother would be so proud.
Allen: You spoke to her?
Shawn: I did. She's safe, comfortable. She wants you to stop spending all your money on those charlatans.
Allen: The palm readers?
Shawn: The palm readers.
O'Hara: Okay, just to be clear, um, you're claiming to be a psychic, Mr. Spencer.
Shawn: (Moves his hands around until one is pointing at Lassiter and the other at O'Hara) How else would I know that you two are sleeping together? 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1... (Turns to Officer McNab) When's the wedding?
McNab: May 3rd - wait, how'd you know?
Shawn: I'm getting dance lessons for a wedding reception and you are getting good!
McNab: Wow. That's amazing!
Lassiter: Oh come on, who is buying this!
(Allen, McNab, and a guy in a nearby jail cell raise their hands)

Man: Is everything ok up there?
Shawn: It's fine...Uh, Banana
Contestant 118: Can you repeat that?
Shawn: Yes...Banana.
(mutterings of audience)
Gus: (whispering) Banana, Shawn? It's the third round!
Shawn: (whispering) You could have helped me!
Gus: (whispering) This is a debt Shawn. We're walking
(they start to pack up the tripod)
Contestant 118: Definition please.
Shawn: (whispering) What?...(into microphone) A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding.
(Gus & Shawn try to rush out the door)
Contestant 118: Sentence please.
(Shawn gestures to the contestant, then returns to chair)
Shawn: Anna Banana, would like to hear, Venus by Bananarama...Banana.
(laughter in audience)
Contestant 118: B-A-N-A-N-A, banana.

Shawn: I made a list of suspects after attending Lassiter's briefing.
Gus: He lets you into his briefing?
Shawn: He does when you're in the air shaft.

Gus: So now I have a cat?
Shawn: An orange tabby. Last Christmas you made her a Santa hat. It was adorable.
Gus: Fantastic! I can’t even have a make-believe boy cat.
Shawn: Gus, a boy cat wouldn’t server my purposes nearly as well. The next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.
Gus: Pickles?
Shawn: Mrs. Pickles is her full name, though I’m not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

Gus: Shawn, what are you doing?
Shawn: I'm having a seance.
Gus: You can't have a seance!
Shawn: Gus, anyone can have a seance. It's like a garage sale, or plastic surgery!

Shawn: Gus, I'm not a mind-reader.
Gus: No, that's just what you tell everybody.

Shawn: explaining his plan ... and BINGO!
Gus: And don't say bingo, you know how I hate that.
Shawn: Okay, yahtzee?

Right after David and Raylene are arrested
Gus: He DOES have nice hair...
Shawn: Yah... that takes a lot of up-keep though man...
Gus: Yeeah...
Shawn: You gotta worry about split ends...
Gus: Dandruff...
Shawn: Dandruff...
Gus: It's horrible.
Shawn: It's awful.

Gus: What is it, you see something?
Shawn: Red Pepper Flakes.
Gus: What is that, a clue or something?
Shawn: No, it's a delicious spice, and exactly what my crab needs!

Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?
Shawn: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

(Shawn is writing on a board.)
Gus: What does this mean?
Shawn: I have no idea but I see it on Numb3rs all the time and it seems to work for them. (that is one of my FAVE quotes! lol.)

Shawn: (to Mahoney) Oh ye man of low fiber! You should really eat more bran.

Lassiter: If I'm wrong, I'll hold a press conference where you are both cordially invited to come and say "I told you so."
Shawn: Okay.
Gus: Sounds fair.
Shawn: Can I wear your face wig?

Henry: The truth, Shawn. You're not really my son, are you? Because I gave you a watch with the inscription, "Don't Lose", and what is the first thing that you do.
Shawn: I lose the watch.
Henry: You lose the watch!
Shawn: Well, here's a news flash Dad, my birthday wasn't yesterday, okay, it was... four months ago.
Henry: Yeah, well here's a news flash for you, kid. After you were born, it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started ticking.

George: I know what you're thinking "What's wrong with this picture?" , but where is it written that the ugly guy never gets the girl?
(awkward pause)
Shawn: Everywhere, man.

Shawn: Oh come on let me on this.
Lassiter: No!
Shawn: I was there, inexplicably drawn to the scene. I was meant to solve this case it's sorta like a miracle.
Lassiter: You have been out there every weekend when we rehearsed, and don't think I didn't see you trying to throw M&M's in the injured soldiers mouths.
Shawn: Okay first of all,those were Skittles and they have a rainbow of flavor.

Receptionist: There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you.
Gus: Crunch?
(Shawn enters dressed in Civil War uniform)
Shawn: Actually I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.

Shawn: Either that guy is a phenomenal actor...or he's dead.

(Holding a beeping instrument)
Gus: I got a cold spot, right here! Feel it?
Shawn: Yes, yes, I do! Robert, we've definitely got something here. (lowers voice) You're standing under a vent.

Juliet: I don't ask questions i don't want to know the answers to.
Shawn: Then never ask your boyfriend if he thinks your sister's hot.
Juliet: I don't have a sister.
Shawn: How about a boyfriend?

Juliet: Where are you?
Shawn: On the phone, where are you?

(Shawn steps onto Malone's bed to investigate the light.)
Shawn: Oh, yes. Yes, I'm definitely feeling something here. Oh, it's good. It's nice!
Mrs. Breyfogle: What? What is it?
Shawn: This mattress. It feels like one of those mattresses where you can bounce a bowling ball but the glass of wine doesn't spill. Gus, go find a glass of wine and a bowling ball.

Shawn: Malone Breyfogle? I can tell you this much: kid's been lifted up by his underwear more than once.

Henry: (said to young Shawn) Do you have any idea of how many kids brains I have to scoop up off the driveway because they think they can fly?
Shawn: Those kids are dumb.

Shawn: Captain Conners, how are you sir?
Conners: Look at you fellas, all grown up. How long's it been?
Shawn: About a day.
Gus: Less, actually.

Gus: You want me to wear a wire?
Shawn: Just this little baby one. (holds up a big wire)

Lassiter: Can I tell you a secret?
Shawn: I wouldn't recommend it. No.

Gus: You heard about Pluto? That's messed up right?

Shawn: (to the mountain lion) Simba, I am your father!

(At the Irish restaurant/bar for a speed dating session)
Speed dating M.C.: Love is in the air, I can smell it.
Gus: I smell cabbage.

Henry: (talking to young Shawn) Alright tell me, what's the name of this kid who hit you.
Young Shawn: Elizabeth.

Juliet: I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.
Shawn: Quite serious, quite serious. Matter of fact, LEGO wants to sponsor me this year.
Juliet: Oh my god, that's great.
Shawn: They also want me to wear shoes made out of LEGOs, so I'm torn.

Shawn: Ok, come on let's go Simon Cowell.

Gus: Can we see those? (Hornstock's case files)
(Hornstock pulls out several thick binders of files)
Shawn: Oh yes (laughing) and maybe later on we can read the phone book... just for fun.

Shawn: Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.

Gus: Where are our candlesticks Shawn?
Shawn: Maybe you just jumped over them.
Gus: What?
Shawn: Be nimble? Be quick?

Shawn: Dude, we're gonna be legal consultants. It's awesome.

Gus: Don't you ever watch Law & Order?

Shawn: Look, without protection, you might as well just send the killer an invitation saying, "Hey, come on back, finish the job!" I wonder if they make invitations for that.
Juliet: I don't see why not. You can send an e-vite for anything.
Shawn: This is true.

Shawn: Gus, I feel good about this. She's gonna be here, safe and sound.
An ambulance and police car come into view
Gus: Or not.

Gus finds a clue before Shawn does
Shawn: Nice focus, Gus!
Gus: Thank you.
Shawn: Maybe you're ready to take on that little girl again.

Lassiter: Scratch that, I'm gonna let you guys stick around and see what real detectives do.
Shawn: Sweet. Just let us know when they get here.

Henry: Shawn never really was one for roughing it. We went camping once, found him curled up in his sleeping bag because a raccoon was hunting him.
Shawn: Stalking me, the raccoon was stalking me, Dad.

Shawn: You mean Lassie and I can work together?
Lassiter: Yeah, but separate.
Shawn: Should we synchronize our watches?
Lassiter: You're not wearing a watch.
Shawn: That's a good point. Chief, I'd like to put in a requisition order for a new watch. (looks at Lassiter) Lassie, can you sign for that?

Shawn: (coming home to find Henry and Lassiter discussing the recipe of the food they're eating) You've gotta be kidding me.
Henry: Shawn! What are you doing here?
Shawn: I don't know. I guess I took a wrong turn and ended up in the Twilight Zone. What the hell's going on here?

Gus: I need face time with my boss, I already missed the pamper pole trust exercise.
Shawn: I'm uncomfortable with you even saying the words pamper pole.

Shawn: We find the mystery lover, we find her.
Gus: Dude. Why don’t I ever get to say things like that?

Gus: What happened here?
Juliet: This isn't a missing person case anymore. It's attempted murder.
Gus: Man...even she gets to say stuff like that.

Gus: So the prophecy has been fulfilled.
Shawn: Hmm. What? What are you talking about? What prophecy?
Gus: Nothing. I just figured it was finally my chance to say something dramatic.

Shawn: But my arms are slenderer...slenderer?
Gus: What?
Shawn: Slenderer...
Gus: Skinnier?
Shawn: Yes!

Henry: So...this is how you spend your days?
Shawn: Oh my God, Dad, what are you doing here?
Henry: Nice! Is that the way you greet all the people who come through your door?
Shawn: That's exactly how I greet everyone. Maybe that's why business is down, hmmm...
Henry: Are you going to invite me in?
Gus: Oh yeah, please...
Shawn: (cutting off Gus) Ohhh...this could be a trick. What's the rule with vampires? Don't they have to be invited in?
Gus: What are you talking about Shawn?
Shawn: Gus, you've seen Lost Boys 14 times, what's the rule?
Gus: (exasperated) You're on your own!

(Sean is using Gus's profile to pretend to be a woman)
Gus: Felicia Fancybottom?! What am I, a James Bond villain?

Lassiter: (to Goochburg) How dare you try to scale a fence in high heels.

Juliet: Holy Shih Tzu!
Shawn: Excuse me?
Juliet: This nail polish is already starting to chip.

Shawn: Gus, what's the word?
Gus: Uhh, that would be mum.

Shawn: Well they can come home tomorrow. I found the evil spirit, it's Radio Shack.

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ed: Shorty? Could a shorty do THIS? What else do you want to call me -- a half-pint, a beansprout, a midget? I'm still growing, you back-water desert idiots!

(Vato Falman looks into train car, sees Al, then sees Ed sleeping beside him)
Vato Falman: Hey, there is a kid with him ... and he Is small.
(Ed wakes up)
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY A MAGNIFYING GLASS YOU JERK!?

Ed: Wow! He must be a man of great stature then, huh?
Cab Driver: Actually, I hear he's surprisingly short. Like a dwarf, or something.
Ed: (screaming) Who are you calling a dwarf?!

Hughes: (showing Ed a picture) Look! Can you believe how big Alicia has gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now. She follows me everywhere on that thing, like my own escort of cuteness.

Ed: Don't call me small! I'll break down your feet and stick them on your head!

Ed: (mocking Mustang )Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork, seeing as how you're so short and all! Ha ha ha!

Mustang: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there'll be changes... That day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!
Havoc: You're a miracle Mustang! I'll follow you the rest of my life!

Ed: (to himself while crawling through an air vent) And if I was big, I wouldn't be able to fit through this and we wouldn't be able to do this at all. It's actually good to be small.
(long pause)
Ed: What am I talking about?! No it’s not!

(After dodging the boulder)
Ed: See ... and all this time I thought being normal sized would be a good thing!

Kathrine: (to Havoc) In my dreams, I've always imagined of a man... just like you... except with a more muscular physique like my brother's.

(The men are betting on Havoc's date)
Hawkeye: You realize you're all bidding against him?
Breda, Falman and Fuery: Safest bet!!

Hohenheim: Edward... So, do you still hate drinking milk?
(Ed loses his temper and kicks Hohenheim in the chin)
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A MICRO-SIZED HALF-PINT WHO DIDN'T GROW UP BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK?!
Schiezka, Winry and Hawkeye: That's not what he said, Edward.

Ed: If I had known he was gonna leave this early, I would've beat him up yesterday.

Ed: And Mistake Number Two: That young and promising State Alchemist you were looking for... is me.

Ed: Let's go! This whole castle's about to explode.
Al: Why?!
Ed: Because I don't like it. I've made some adjustments to the steam tanks.

Al: Brother! You’ve gotten taller!
Ed: Of course I’ve gotten taller! What, you think I’d still be a midget when I’m 18 years old?!

Manga:

Lin: Ed! Haven’t you ever heard the saying, “If you want to shoot the General, first shoot the horse”?
Ed: If you want to shoot the General, just shoot the General!

Other Quotes:

Even if You're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there...

Some people are like Slinkies...Not really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when you see one tumble town the stairs

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizies with your problems when they're not so bad

Some people get lost in thought because it's such an unfamiliar territory

It's fustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

A good friend will bail you out of jail; a BEST friend will be sitting in the prison cell with you saying, "That was so freaking awesome."

A friend is the one who tries to get you out of the Insane Asylm, a REAL friend is the one in the cell next to you.

A friend will stay with you and lie for you, but a REAL friend will sit next to you and say "Let's do that again!"

A friend is the one who helps you move, a REAL friend is the one who helps you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail, a REAL friend will be in the cell next to you saying "Damn!...but that was fun!"

Curiousity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

The early worm get's eaten by the early bird so sleep late.

Women are from Earth, Men are from Earth, DEAL WITH IT!

It is easier to get forgivness than permission.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

God must love stupid people; he made so many.

If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit

I'm busy now, I'll ignore you later

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies!

Before you criticize someone, walk two miles in their shoes. That way you are two miles away, and have their shoes.

If a cluttered desk represents a cluttered mind, then what does an empty desk?

When in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience."

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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