Hi! Como estas? Mi gusta nachos! I also LOVE giraffes they're my favoritest animal.

Anyways...welcome to my profile. I really like avatar! GO ZUTARA! yay! I guess Aang and Toph would be Taang or something. But that'll never work out (I am so sorry cry).

Wait...I'd like to thank Chinae for being the best cousin...EVER! And Deccee!

Name: Salsa

Age: Lets not get to personal there, buddy. I'll give you a hint...its between 1 and 50...

Gender: Hard desicion...there's too many options!!

Friends: Chinae, Decee, Nicole, Allegra, Maegan, Serena, well...this could go on 4ever, so i'll just stop there. You probably don't care about my friends anyways.

Favorite food: Hmm...lets take a wild guess... NACHOS!

Talents: I can do the mi ee aa hee dance (only chinae and decee would understand :p)

Pets: Coco-cola (hampster), Duke (dog)

Animal: GIRAFFE

Song: I DON'T KNOW! Why are these questions so hard? Who made them anyways? Oh...wait...I did...

Quoties:

Well this isn't a quote, its a story, but whatever: Yesterday me and my friend Nicole came home, and there was a dead bird laying on my lawn with a blood patch on its head. My mom said that it hit our window and died earlier that day. I had a crazy/weird idea. I picked up the birs and made it act like a puppet. I made it fly around, and I kicked Duke with its little feet. Ya, I know, I'm weird. DEAL WITH IT!!

Nicole (When we were walking in the park): Aren't those dolphins supposed to be in the water?

Billy's conscience: Just because someone is different, you shouldn't be afraid of them... you should be ANGRY at them! What makes them so different? Are they too good for us?

Nicole: A whale of a wash, and the price, oh my gosh!
Me (responding to Nicole): I don't get it. What's the price?
Nicole: Ughh... We don't know the price...
Allegra: Its not that funny when you have to explain it...
Me: So...why do they call it a "whale" of a wash?
Nicole: Its from the movie, Sharktale.
Me: I still don't get it!
Allegra: Its a cheap wash
Me: What are they washing?
Allegra: I'm done explaining
Nicole: Me too
Me: Fine then...just leave me stranded with no answer...

Izzy (talking about the hampster dance song): Mom, how do they make those hampters sing and dance?

Homestarrunner: Marshmellows...

Lisa Simpson: If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there, does it make a noise?
Bart: Yaa! It goes: CRASH! BOOM!
Lisa:...sigh...

Karis: School is like a jail...WHERE YOU CAN'T BREAK FREE...ohh...

Simeon: Feel the Pain! (then he hits Elysia)

Homer Simpson: Mmmm...donuts...

Mikey (a parrot): I love you!

Announcer person: Welcome to the many moods of billys nose: todays mood is angry

Nick (from Honey I Shrunk the Kids): Wow! Where did you learn such good mouth-to-mouth CPR?
Teenage boy: French class
Nick: I don't get it... French class?
I still don't get it after a few years...

My web pages:

www.iloveegg.com For this, click egg song.

www.homestarruner.com for this, click vidoes

www.cartoonnetwork.com click anything. For Elysia, go to search and type in One Piece or Narato

www.thesimpsons.com click anything

www.fanfiction.net!

Jokes and riddles:

1. ) There is a blonde named Jenna in her car listening to the radio. The host is telling so many blonde jokes that she gets mad and turns it off. She looks out her left window and sees and blonde in a corn field rowing a boat. Jenna yells, "Its blondes like you who give us such a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and beat you up!"

2.) Why did the lettuce blush? Because he saw the salad dressing

3.) There was 3 girls stranded on an island, Gina, Lulu, and darcy. A gennee appeared and said, "you all have one wish, but whatever you wish for, the other two will get double." Gina wished for a cool convertable. So, Lulu and Darcy got even more cool convertables. Lulu wished for 1 million dollars. The other two got 2million dollars. Now it was Darcy's turn to wish. She was really smart. She wished for herself to be beaten half to death. So, the other two were beaten to death. Darcy took the money and cars.