Welcome to my profile. Stalkers, don't expect to get much out of this.
Name: Brad
Other Aliases: MAN
Gender: male
Home: Good ol' US of A!
Hobbies: Video games, FanFiction.net (both ends), Reading, Paintball (Woodsball, NOT speedball)
Things I hate: People who don't update in months, Clams
Favorite Shows: IGPX, Naruto, Code Lyoko, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Star Trek, Stargate SG1, Ninja Warrior, Unbeatable Banzuke
Favorite Games: All Nintendo especially Smash Bros: Brawl, Halo (though I don't get to play it often), Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, DDR, Naruto: Clash of Ninja
Favorite Books: Inheritence Cycle, Artemis Fowl series, Warhammer 40K books, Pern series
Favorite Animals: Real-Dogs; Mythological-Dragons
Favorite Pairings: (in no particular order)(Only for those who know the series they are in) (DEATH TO ALL YAOI/YURI!)
Naruto X Hinata; Sasuke X Sakura; Krystal X Fox; Aelita X Jeremy; Ulrich X Yumi; Aang X Katara; Eragon X Arya; Takashi X Liz; Ash X Misty; Artemis X Holly; Link X Zelda; Link X Ilia; Link X Midna; Kalas X Xhela
Current Work: I have two items in the works right now. First is a Metroid fic, which I am planning on making as long as possible, so give it several months. But that is on pause for yet ANOTHER Narutu X Hinata fic! I seem to really like that pairing. It is a oneshot (though hopefully a long oneshot) and may take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks. But expect if soon!
Quotes: (if you like one of mine or a friend's, please use it; but only if you quote us)
"Never underestimate noobs; they may do something stupid enough to be brilliant." -myself
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. You have to let them be who they are and pick it themselves." -Billy (from Grim Adventures) (Think about it; it's quite philosophical)
"There are 2 things that can fix the world's problems: God and duct tape." -myself
"The greatest friendships are where you can insult each other to death and still laugh at yourself." -myself
"He who speaks does not know. He who knows does not speak." -Forbidden Kingdom
"Fight the power! Or if you can't do that, just turn it off and on really fast." -Sisson
"Learn to laugh at yourself. It makes life a lot funnier!" -myself
"83 percent of statistics are made up on the spot."
"If you're one-in-a-million, there are 6,600 people just like you."
"Scars are tattoos with better stories."
"I'm a dishonest man. And dishonest men you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch. Because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." -Jack Sparrow
"Being weird is the same as being different. Being different is the same as being unique. Being unique is good. Therefore, being weird is good!"
"Pieces of a puzzle have strange shapes, but they all fit together in the end." -Hoodwinked
Funny Story:
I've discovered that God was poking fun at life when he designed me. Look at the evidence.
1)I'm a fat guy with fast feet and sings tenor, both go against stereotypes.
2)I was born on Friday the 13th!
3)My initials are BS. No lie! They actually are!
4)The only state-maintained road in my area that is dirt has MY NAME!
For other authors and readers: I get very critical in my reviews; please don't take it as a flame.
Updates for my stories come on Wednesdays and weekends (usually Saturday).
The way I do my stories is a bit different. I do not even START posting a story until I am almost finished rather than go chapter by chapter. This way, I can keep my schedule without fear of getting behind. It also gives me time to make edits if needed.
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