Name: Sasia (pronounced suh-SIE-uh. suh and uh rhyme with duh, SIE rhymes with die.)

Age: Between five and fifty

Favorite shows/movies: Danny Phantom, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Dexter, Jason Bourne series, Invader ZIM, Stomp Out Loud. (I don't watch a lot of TV...)

Favorite animes/mangas: Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha, Bleach, FullMetal Alchemist, Prince of Tennis, Ouran High School Host Club.

Favorite books: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Son of a Witch, Phantom of the Opera, Children of the Lamp series, Harry Potter series, Inheritance trilogy, Deltora series, A Break with Charity, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, A Wind at the Door, A Devil in the White City, Artemis Fowl series, Ender's Game (and just about everything else by Orson Scott Card), Animorphs series, Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, Jason Bourne series. (I read a lot more than I watch TV, apparently.)

Status of mental health: I'm perfectly fine, no problems whatso--OH!! LOOKY!! A BIRDY!! Wait a second...there's no doors or windows here...OH WELL! XD

Dewa mata, all!

~Sasia~

Updates:

8/13/08: Back on track! -ish. I've got the first chapter of DotD written, but I don't think I'll post it yet. (Continuity issues) Unfortunately, my summer break, nonexistant as it was, is over. That means that writing's going to be even harder. Ah, well. I'll cope.
In more negative news, lotsa sucky stuff going on in real life, but it's starting to pass now.

7/25/08: Okay, I'm back. Sorta. And AMiEOS is going on temporary hiatus. (It'll be back, I promise!) Another story stole my conscious mind, and I'm about a third to half-way done with it. It's the CSI/DP crossover, and it's going to be FUN. I hope to see you all there on its debut, but I'm trying something new. Instead of posting it as I write it, I want to finish the entire story before posting. I may still make minor changes after the first chapters are posted, but I'm NOT posting it as I go along. This story is going to be my brainchild, and I'm going to make it rock, gosh darn it!

Quotes:

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

() () Copy this bunny into your profile
o.o if you want to save all of your favorite shows
() () from being cancelled.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! xD

This actually happened...the eye doctor took away my glasses for a week. I STILL haven't forgotten it.
My dad and I were in the car...
As we drove along, I saw a golden blur in the middle of the highway. It looked like a dead dog in my pathetic eyesight...
Me: (looking at dog, sniffling)
Dad: (looking at me) No, Sasia, we're NOT going to risk our lives to get it out of the street.
Me: I know...it's still so sad that it had to die, though...
Dad: (giving me a funny look) Umm...Sasia? It's a carpet.
Me: Oh. Heh...I knew that.

The number you have reached, 911, has been changed.
--My friend told it to me, and she got it from a youtube movie (I think)...

Fang: Sasia? You're a froot loop.
Me: I AM NOT A FRUIT LOOP!! ...I'm a Cheerio.

California! Yes! ...San Diego! No!
--Fang

Chantipotter: (giving me an evil look) Sasia? ...OSUWARI!!
Me: (facevault) Owwww...

Milk and cereal, MILK AND CEREAL, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!--one of the Ghostly Ramblings series that used to be on youtube. Just...don't ask.

Okay, I took my math course online, but I sat next to kids who don't...
Random Kid: What happens if I push this button? (points to the 'Delete' button on laptop)
Me: Nothing.
Random Kid: (pushes button--nothing happens) What about this button? (points to 'F11')
Me: I dunno, but if it turns off the internet, I'm gonna murder you...this test took forever, and I haven't submitted it yet.
Random Kid: (pushes button--internet turns off)
Me: (looks up and glares at him) Start running.

The people inside your head are insane.
--Me

"We are gathered here today to mourn for Sasia's parting...she died a quick, painful death...through laughter? Is that even possible?"
--Me

(In phony British accents)
Me: Flippeth it over.
Fang: (suspiciously) Why should I?
Me: (points in a random direciton) 'Tis a MOOSE!
Fang: 'Tis a...what?
Me: 'Tis a moose, outside the window, flying!
Fang: There's a moose flying outside the window?
Me: Yes!
Fang: I thought only REINDEER fly...
Me: NO! That's what the antlers are for! Actually, reindeer are descendants of mooses...or is it meese? Like goose-geese? Moose-meese!
Fang: It's probably meese.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names...I will punch you for.
--My History teacher. o.0 Never call her a redneck.

Thank you Mario, but your Princess is in another castle!
--One of the SuperMarios. XD

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles; scream and shout!
--Unknown

"Oh, and you must be Nessarose. Your father told me about you--you're so tragically beautiful."
"And I'm her sister, Elphaba. I'm beautifully tragic."
(gasps)
--Madam Morrible and Elphaba (Wicked)

Current Stories

Night of the Dead: (multichapter)(Slight AU) CSI Gil Grissom found fingerprints of one Danny Fenton at the crime scene of the murder of Carrie O'Brian. Now he, Sara Sidle, and Greg Sanders are trying to unravel the mystery that is Danny Fenton all while deciding whether he's innocent, or if he's commited the ultimate crime. (No pairings)
STATUS: In-Progress. I'm about 1/3 of the way done, and my plan is to write it all before posting for continuity purposes. Not sure how that'll work out yet. DP (Danny Phantom) and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

A Mile in Each Other's Shoes: (multichapter) After a huge fight and an accident involving a re-wired gun, Jazz and Danny are trapped in each other's bodies. With no easy way out, how could they possibly cope? One thing is certain: Amity Park's doomed. (plotbunny by Moony's Metamorphmagus) (DxS)
STATUS: Temperary hiatus until NotD is done. Second chapter uploaded, with a LOT more to come. DP

Pen Pals: (multichapter) VERY loosly based off Fresh Fallen Snow by PhantomWriter92. Danny Phantom gets a pen pal in a young girl, but with emotional problems and a new enemy that no one saw coming, it's not what he bargained for... (No pairings)
STATUS: Complete. IT'S DONE!! As of August 13, 2007. DP

Leaves: (oneshot) There's more than one way to clean up a pile of leaves... (No pairings)
STATUS: Complete. It's a one-shot, guys. If it's already posted, do you really think there's more? DP

The Box Ghost is a Matchmaker?: (oneshot) The story of how Danny and Sam got together...via the BOX GHOST?! Umm...that's kinda creepy... (TxJ...just kidding! DxS)
STATUS: Complete. Again, it's a oneshot. As in, one chapter only. DP

Stories I'm Considering

(1)Title Pending: (AU) Danny created a spinoff of himself in the accident...Phantom. But Phantom needed a place to hide, so he hid inside Danny. Now, they coexist in one body...so what happens when they're found out? (revelation story...sort of) DP

(2)Salem Ghost Trials: Danny gets sent to the era of the Salem Witch Trials where he befriends a 'witch.' Bad choice. Now, he has to fight for his afterlife, as well as the lives of the witches who were wrongly accused. And he has to find a way to get BACK. No pressure. DP and historical Salem Witch Trials

(3)Of Ghosts and Dragons: DPEragon xover. On Alagaesia, Galbatorix used the last of his strength to send Eragon far, far away. To another dimension, to be exact. Welcome to Amity Park. DP and Eragon

(4)The Phantom of the High School: (Based off Phantom of the Opera) Paulina Sanchez is the top student in her class, and the most popular to boot. She has a boyfriend, Dash Baxter, and all the teachers love her for her greatness. There's just one problem--the one who gave her that greatness. The Phantom. DP with POTO references