C'est moi! It's October 30, 2009 and I'm updating my profile...

I have not gone on Haitus, to those of you who've asked or wondered, but I am pretty busy with school and stuff. Uhm...out of all my stories, I believe either Oblivion, Adulterium, or Altar, will be updated first, since I'm working on all three of them. I have a lot of new story ideas, but I don't want to piss you guys off and not update first, lol : ). So...uhm...yeah, the reason why I haven't been active the past month is because of school. Lately, things have slowed down, so I have had the time to work on new chapters and stuff...BUT, i've got this funky case of writers block (and pure laziness) : (. I want to give you guys the most spectacular updates ever, so I'm not going to force ideas out of my head- SO be patient with me. Right now, though, I'm pretty confident you guys will get something by November. So0o, Later. : )

This segment will show all the future stories I am working on. They’re in a certain order- from most likely to be posted from least likely to be posted:

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Limewire: Uzumaki Naruto, former soldier in the Great War, is now a common tax collector. The war has left him a stoic and very serious man, but Gaara Kaze, a deeply in dept, charming and outrageous pole dancer at club Limewire, slowly begins to unconsciously change that. (Rated M- M+)

This story is probably going to be a favorite of all my stories. It's got a great storyline, and is almost unbreably sexy.

I and He and He and Me: In a time where the legal system is unforgiving, disturbed detectives question a young man’s reason behind his pedophilia. (Rated M+)

Pedophilia! I haven't found anything like that on fanfiction yet. I'm not going to go wild with tis idea- It's going to be a very serious and psychological story that has alot of flashbacks that lead up to the pedophile's motivation. It's rated M+ because of the concept, not the content...for now, anyway. It's a one-shot. A long one. ANd before I get shot, I just want to say that I do not encourage any, uh, pedophilic intentions...or...whateveR.

Porcelain Naruto, the infamous lead singer in his rock band tells the true story of how his bass guitarist, Gaara Kaze, died.

This story is going to be sort of like " My Son" but it'll be longer and...nastier- and CRAZIER.

When Six Plus Four Equals Eleven: Naruto, a teacher at Konoha junior high for two years, is arrested for molesting the young rich senior, Sasuke Uchiha. He is charged on many counts and has to spend five months inside a jail cell before he can get a lawyer in time for a court case. In jail he makes friends in the most unexpected places.

Another one of my fav-fav-FAVORITES. It will have serious content and humor, and it will also take my readers on an emotional journey.

The Epilogue (The Time Bomb): A regular day in school turns into a terror that Naruto will never forget. School Shooting. (Rated T-M)

I read a school shooting story here on fanfiction, and it inspired this school shooting story I'm working on. I am determined to make mine a little more psychological than the one I read, also alot longer. ANd knowing me, you knwo you'll probably cry after eading this story.

And it Will Rain Again: Something happened to Naruto yesterday- something terrible, something that breaks his carefully placed mask. Sasuke intends to find out what- But why does it feel like Kakashi has something to hide?. ( Rated M)

I don't want to give anything away about this story, but it is also psychological, and involves a very depressed, yet calm Naruto, and a frantic worrying Sasuke. ALso not for the weak of heart.

The Voices in Our Heads: ( Possible alternative titles- ‘We’re all Crazy’, The One in the Strait Jacket, or, The Crazies.): He was known as the schizero blonde, for being the loser schizophrenic who couldn’t form complete sentences, but when the attention moves from him to the new guy- the one in the strait jacket, his closed up emotions arise once again. (Rated T-M)

Another psychological story. Naruto is a little, dare I say, retarded, in this story, and Gaara, cool as ever, is stuck in a room that everyone peeks in to see because he's the first patient in four years to need a strait jacket.

Pretty Boy With a Crooked Smile: Naruto, top detective, mourns the loss of a boy he hardly ever knew, but knew more than anyone else at the same time. (Rated M+)

One of my favorites. I don't want to give anything away, but it will hold alot of flashbacks, and an undercover Naruto pretending to be gay to find out whether or not our favorite redhead killed his father.

Quarantine ( Due for a title change): A group of civilians find themselves in the back of a large truck in the hands of three masked individuals who claim to be skilled doctors in need of human organs. ( Rated M+)

Not for the weak of heart. This story will poke you where it makes you cry and where it makes you vomit.

Existential Vacuum: Sasuke is part of a special organization who acts as social workers to deranged or disturbed individuals. His new assignment, Gaara Kaze, proves to be a challenge that takes him on emotional journey based on morality and common sense; Kill Gaara and save him his misery? Or keep him alive and let him suffer. (Rated T-M-M+)

This story is taking such a long time to get organized becuase I want it to be a perfect first chapter. It's psychological, and is very emotional, I think. Gaara is a violent growing teenager in pain who takes pills after pills, and Sasuke thinks he should just end his life- but Gaara's siblings won't have none of that. They won't kill their precious brother.

Crash: Naruto is a second rate doctor compared to his colleague Sasuke Uchiha in Konoha hospital, but what happens when a new patient, Gaara Kaze, a victim of a life threatening car accident who suffers from random violent spasms, takes a peculiar and strange liking to the blonde? (Rated T-M)

Gaara comes into the hospital after being in a violent car accident and like everyone else important, is assigned to the oh, so great Sasuke Uchiha. But, Gaara won't let Sasuke touch him...

The Cliques: Naruto, popular high school jock hates some of the school cliques, especially the pansy little Goths and their leader- Gaara Sabuko. ( Rated T)

I plan on making this a light hearted high school fic with the regular highschool rif raff. It will have humor and the usual haywire emotions.

Message in a Bottle: ( Due for a title change): The wealthy Gaara Sabuko and his family embark on another one of their father’s charity oversea trips to a northern island. The youngest sibling doesn’t want to be there, but will a small energetic blonde islander change that? ( Rated T)

This story just popped in my mind a while back. It'll be light hearted, but still verty emotional, I guess.

The Hard On: Gaara has his First hard on. (Rated T-M)

Another attempt at humor. It'll be akin to a crack fic.

Photograph: After Naruto’s death Gaara goes into a disturbing habit of asking others to clone themselves into the blonde and have sex with him.( Rated M+)

It's fun writing this ( maybe too fun). Gaara is depressed after finding out that Naruto's gone forever, and to cope he has sex with the hired help who are forced to take the form of the blonde.

Dealing with it: After his marriage proposal to Sakura is turned down, Naruto is conveniently sent on a little trip to Suna orders of the Hokage. He is reunited with his old friend and new Kazekage, Gaara, who attempts to cure Naruto of his depression. (Rated T-M)

Uh...working on it...

Mannequin: Gaara wants to understand the reasons why females go through such great lengths to be beautiful. (Cross Dressing) (Rated T-M)

I want to so badly put a dress on Gaara- BUT HOW?!

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A/N: I HAVE MORE 'COMING SOON' STORIES THAN THE ONES I'VE ALREADY POSTED. 0.0...>.> Maybe that's why I hardly update. Y.Y

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This is the progress of my current stories!

Adulterium: Gaara Kaze and Naruto Uzumaki, two men bounded by the ties of family, who find themselves committing the worst sin; Adultery.

"I'm currently working on chapter four- It's proving to be difficult because I don't want it to fall under the doomed path that my story "Cheater" fell into ( Mindless rape). I'll try my best to make up for the long wait, but please, be patient!!"

Cheater: Sasuke wants to take Gaara, but Gaara isn't ready... So what does Sasuke do to get what he wants? He becomes a bastard, thats what.

"With this story...I really don't know. I find myself wanting to discontinue it sometimes...I have such good ideas but when I look back at this story I realize how much I really don't like it. Y.Y I'm glad my writing has improved- even if just a little. I started writing the next chapter, but it's only about 1, 000 words..."

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of War: Gaara has anger management problems, Kankuro hates him, and Temari won't take him to the hospital in fear that they might take her brother away. But Gaara wasn't Born like this. Something happened that made him like this...or someone.

"This is one of my favorite stories- It was off to a rough start, but I think I've improved a little. I'll definately be updating it sometime..."

I Never Deserved This: This story takes place when Gaara was kidnapped by the Akatsuki. Temari is devastated to find out that her brother is in fact in great danger and seeks Konoha for help. But what is she trying to hide from Tsunade and Shikamaru?

"Sigh, again, I don't know where I'm going with this...at all. >.> I haven't discontinued it...I don't want to...but...you know..."

Interrogations: This is a series of interrogations all involving one case, The death of Gaara Kaze. It will consists of Nine Chapters, all featuring one of the rookie nine members.

"I have completely neglected this story!! I was sure I had the second chapter SOMEWHERE but I lost it, and after a while I completely forgot this story existed, and I'm soooo sad and sorry. I will definitely be updating this story before the end of...the year!"

Oblivion: He's lost himself to drugs and abusive men, his boyfriend of five years leaves him for the district whore and his grandma refuses to loan him anymore money. How could anything else go wrong for Naruto? Well for starters, he could meet Gaara.

"Currently in the process of writing chapter 5- I don't think you guys will wait too long."

Patience Acceptance and Four Senses of a Blind Man: An optical disease has taken the eyes of the Kazekage. How will the Kyuubi holder react? And why doesn't the Kazekage want to see Naruto?

"This will probably be a five shot. I've got most of everything outlined, but I'm not sure how to...execute the...uh...writing process?"

Sardonic Abstinence: He was a porn star, it was as simple as that. No questions asked. But what happens when the red head meets a pestering blond who wants to know everything about him?

"SOON. I want to make up for the annoyance I caused in the last chapter Y.Y. This story will be on hold for a very little while, since I have other stories that I've been neglecting..."

The Altar: The priest is a pervert. Naruto know's this. Gaara?...Not so much.

"Again, SOON. I originally was going to post up chapter three AGES ago, but I had this BRILLIANT idea, and I absolutely had to rewrite it. I think though, for the sake of the reviewers I might post the original one and just add my BRILLIANT idea in the following chapter."

The Awkward Times: When Rock Lee, class valedictorian and gymnast comes into contact with the awful grades of Gaara Kaze, potential high school dropout, he's determined to help the boy pass all his classes. Even if the help is unwanted. Only prologue for now.

"I wrote this story on a WHIM, but I've got some great ideas for it. I have absolutely no clue how to go with a GAALEE story, but I need a challenge, and a change."

The Light in the Fifth Floor Bedroom: Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window.

"SOON, SOON, SOON. I've got GREAT ideas for this story. It's currently being written, but you might have to wait a while because I want to make the next chapter looong."

The Rumors: I heard the Kazekage forced himself on her", "I heard she forced herself on the Kazekage." It's up to Naruto to keep these rumors from getting to the suna elders, or else it'll be Gaara's leadership on the line.

"My attempt at being funny, and it seems I have failed miserably. It will be a three shot. I'm not sure when I will update this one."

Virgin Flesh: A certain Uchiha declares his hatred for Gaara Kaze of Konoha High simply because of his homosexuality, and in order to 'Fix him up' He decides to hurt Gaara in the most disgusting way possible.

"I want this story to replace the doomed "Cheater". I want to make it more psychological, and less...horny, but at the same time still very suspenseful and hot. 0.o Is that possible?"

You Never Tell Them Your Name: Gaara is a professional Pleasure Man. He works for one of the most sexually explicit companies in all of Japan. Unfortunately for him, a certain goody goody Hyuuga has his eyes on him, and also has the money and power to take him away from his 'Good life'

"I'm on a little bit of a red light, when it comes to this story. I'm not sure how I want to start the next chapter. I'll figure it out. Just know that I haven't forgotten about this story. : )"

Wow, that's alot, of stories to update. 0.o. It's a bit overwhelming.

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It Never forgives

It Never Forgets

So don't go and do something

You'll soon regret

For sometimes its merciless

Sometimes

Just cruel

So don't be tempted to act like a fool

So how do you kill

What never forgives

What never forgets

Without doing something you'll soon regret?

Well the answer is simple-

weather you will or won't

So simple that the answer is simply

YOU DON'T--

STOP

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My life's so useless...so useless to me

Sometimes I wonder-Why I came to be

I feel dead and gone- small-petite

From the tip of my hair to the soles on my feet.

No one would care, if I sore and fly-

They rather await the day I rot and DIE.

But that doesn't matter weather I fail or fall

Because I've decided-

TO SLAUGHTER YOU ALL

STOP

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Your wounds are of nothing- compared to mine.

Some hurt, some irritate- but they'll heal in time.

My wounds are much deeper-

much deeper then yours

My wounds cry in anger- while you laugh with joy

My wounds will not heal, for they hold jealousy-

Jealousy of what- will never come to be

For these wounds will not heal- no they'll soar like a dove.

For the only medicine for this- Is the one called

LOVE

STOP

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It hurts you know? When someone you really care about doesn't give a damn about you. When someone you've tried to save so many times doesn't even know you exist. When some one you've been away from for so long doesn't recognize you when they come back- even though you were the best of friends before. When someone you really like just happened to be the most popular guy in shcool and wouldn't be caught dead with an abnormal person like you. When you are criticized for having one little thing- just one little thing that is ever so slightly different from the rest of them. When someone fails to see that you love them more than you should. When someone fails to see that you still want to be their best friend. When everyone fails to realize that you are a human being just like everyone else.

When you fail to realize that the knife through your heart won't make the laughing stop any sooner.

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STOP

Mom. Dad. Mommy. Daddy. Mama. Papa. Parents. Parental Units.

Gaurdians.

Funny how unreal those words seem to me. Funny how untrue they are to me. Gaurdians? Don't make me laugh. The only thing my so called parents would 'gaurd' is that stack of unused cocaine under the bed.

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STOP

There's nothing more pathetic

Than the person who is addicted

Addicted to something he should not have

Addicted to something that's

Bound to kill him

Bound to destroy him

Force him

Into believing that he is on top of the world

Soaring like a bird

He will cry when he cannot get what he wants

He will cry when he is told it will kill him

Finish him

Incinerate him

Wipe him off the face of the earth

He's throwing his life away

And he knows it

But he feels so good

Feels so on top of the world

The Universe

Nothing can bring him down

For the moment.

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STOP

When you talk to God

Its a prayer

When he talks to you

Its Schizophrenia.

Are priests Schizophrenic?

Do they have therapist?

Like I do?

Or maybe they have special treatment?

Whats so special about them?

God talks to me.

Its true.

Believe me.

He tells me what to do.

He tells me what to say.

He tells me how to live my life-

And I feel that it is my choice to listen.

I am not being forced.

In fact I feel special.

God speaks to me.

I should be the pope.

I wonder why I need a therapist and priests don't?

Maybe if I wear a long white cloak...

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STOP

There's nothing more tempting

Then a bag of prescription pills.

Just waiting to be opened

Just waiting to be overused

By the broken and suicidal man-

The man who is unable to realize

That his barren heart

Only grows colder- As he stuffs the pills into his mouth

The mouth that is not used to speak-

But to swallow food that can't stay down anymore

There's nothing more insulting

Than your psychiatrist-

Telling your parents-

Your friends-

Your family

Of how sick you are-

Lost you are

Contorted with fears that should not be there-

Unable to realize that the more

That you try to keep a secret

The more you give away

All the bad things you do not want

To be let out into the world.

You hate it.

When the doctor says to you

Those big and confusing words

Words that define you as different from the rest

Unable to confess

That the other patients-

Are no where near as bad as you.

Claustrophobia he says

But you know its just another big word for

FREAK

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Later,

Sasue.