12-11-09 Writing chapter seven of Then & Now. Should be up soon. Starting to plan for another chaptered fic as well, and a oneshot I believe I'll be rather proud of.

So, you appear to have stumbled upon this page either because you: a. you have read my stories and did not projectile vomit upon reading them, b. you did projectile vomit upon reading them and want to know who created such a monstrosity, c. I have reviewed your stories, or d. you have absolutely no concept of how to use the interwebs. Congratulations!

Now, for some fun facts that don't matter in the least, but what the heck.

Name: Whatever floats your boat. In real life, I am often (too often) called Jewcika. Because my name's Jessica and I'm Jewish, get it? nudge nudge, cheesy smile. A fitting title would also be "She Who Favorites Without Reviewing." The last bit's my bad.

DOB: December 28, 1992; I'm 16, a high school senior.

Sex: Female.

Location: Alberta, Canada. I was born in Mexico (tacos, ponchos, what?), and lived in the very lovely Arizona for a while (I allegedly speak "Tucson English." Whatever that is).

The Writing: Slash. Slash is good. Slashslashslash.

I'm a big angst fan.

I write for the South Park fandom. I like it, I love it, I obsess over it.

Also, if you get a review from me that sounds like I'm on crack, don't worry, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm most likely just sleep-deprived (as most people seem to be now-a-days).

I also write other things, including poetry, songs, and anything that's kickin' around in my head. If you're interested, they're on my FictionPress - http://fictionpress.com/~Jewcika.

The Life: Let's see, what's unusual about me? Well, I'm pansexual - meaning gender is irrelevant to me. I'd identify as bisexual, but I just don't find it accurate enough. I'm quite Jewish and quite Mexican-American. I lived in one of Arizona's ghetto/Hispanic barrios, also known as South Tucson, and I consider it my one and only home. I live in Canada right now and could do without ever stepping foot here again (no offense, it's just not my happy place). I'm a passionate vegetarian, but I'm not a tree-hugger; I couldn't care less about the Earth, to be honest. I like every kind of music out there; seriously, every single kind. I'm fluent in English and Spanish, and semi-fluent in French (can read fluently, at least).

Fandoms and Fav Pairings: I'll read anything, really, as long as it's well-written, and I easily fall in love with pairings, both het and slash (although I do lean considerably more towards slash). However, these are the pairings that give me seizures... of happy things.

1. South Park: CartmanKyle, KennyKyle, KyleStan.

2. Home Movies: ShannonBrendon, JimmyDuane, McGuirkLynch.

3. Harry Potter: SiriusRemus, HarryDraco, OliverPercy, AlbusGellert.

4. Boy Meets World: CoryShawn, EricShawn, JackEric.

5. Digimon: ToumaMasaru, KenDaisuke, MiyakoHikari, HirokazuKenta.

6. Strawberry Panic!: ShizumaNagisa, YayaHikari, TsubomiYaya, KizunaRemon.

7. JTHM: JohnnyEdgar, JohnnyDevi, SqueePepito, JohnnySquee.

Now, if you made it through all those filthy and ultimately pointless facts about my life, you can make it through reading my (sometimes) lovely fics. Right? Right. Or some of the fics in my favorite authors/favorite stories thing down there. They deserve praise, muffins, and cuddly pet koalas for writing such amazing and perhaps mildly blasphemous stories.

Potpourri: "Well, mom, apparently Butters is gay; finds me very attractive; and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor." Seriously. I may like Cartman paired up with lots of other characters that aren't Butters (Butters gets on my nerves, to be honest) but I can't deny the pure win that is the most canon gay couple in all the land.

Anything I post on here: permanently disclaimed.