See, so I am a nineteen year old freak. I have red hair and an insane fascination with hands. My fave HP character is Snape, if y'all can't tell from now, and that's basically because he's a lot like me. Yes, this probably isn't a good thing but I don't care. I like to ramble a lot and tend to overwrite for essays at school. I have a v. wacked out sense of humour, which is quite plain in my stories. I am probably clinically insane, if my Inner Commentary is anything to go by. I am a member of WIKTT, PotterPlace, HarryPotterTheSeventhYear, and KinoshiHogwarts over at Yahoo. I also have my OWN Yahoo!Group called The Asylum or Home of the Insane. My favourite comedian is Mitch Hedberg, who, sadly died a year ago. You all should go find him and read his jokes. They are hilarious. SeverusFan can back me up on this. I also like Lewis Black, Richard Jeni, and Ellen Degeneres. Hm... I have been starting a lot of sentences with 'I'. My english teachers would flip. Ok, well, I am going to end this now because I have to go to work (Arby's. Woo, I know). I will leave you with this quote.
'My hotel has a thirteenth floor but it's superstitious, see. So, it calls it the fourteenth floor. But you fellows on the thirteenth floor know which one you're really on. "What room are you in?" "Fourteen - oh - one." "Bullshit! No, you are NOT. Jump out the window; you will die EARLIER!"
and this one
'I want to get a new number, an easy one because I am bad at remembering them. I want the number 222-2222. Someone will ask me, 'Mitch, what's your number?' I will say, 'Just pick up the phone and press 2 for a while. When you hear my voice, you will know that you have pressed two enough.' "
---------------Mitch Hedberg
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