A Dragon's Motto: Do not anger or tempt a dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with EVERYTHING

Hey Peoples! 4-eyedDragon here:

Name: Sarah

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Grade: First Year of College!

Description: Darkish Blonde Hair, Bright Blue eyes, um...on the chubby side.

Personality: HYPER! (And that is without being high on sugar...I know, scary huh?). I get excited about every little tiny thing (If that makes me a looser, then I am a looser, and I'm proud of it!). Sweet, intelligent, crazy, and funny.

FAVORITES

Favorite Books/ Authors: Harry Potter Series-J.K. Rowling, Twilight Saga-Stephanie Meyer, Tamora Pierce, Liz Curtis Higgs

Favorite TV Shows: Full House, Charmed, Suite Life of Zack and Cody/Suite Life on Deck, 7th Heaven, Secret Life of the American Teenager, NCIS, Law and Order: SVU, NCIS, Merlin, Legend of the Seeker

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, SOPROL, 4-eyedDragon

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are a christian, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you think that siblings were born to annoy, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If FanFiction is to you, what MYspace is to others, paste this on your profile.

If you're on fanfiction.net right now...put this on your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
then copy and paste this!

If you think there are some things you should just let go of copy and.. oh you know the drill.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Nerds, Unite! If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profiled, and add your name: 4-eyedDragon

If you think that Jasper and Alice from Twilight are the most awesome couple of vampires with powers, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know you can never do more than admire Jasper Whitlock-Cullen from a distance because you know he'd feel your complete and totally obsessive adoration for him if you were to get too close, Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you agree that the high risk of being killed if he attacked you is well worth it to be able to say you spent your last time on earth with Jasper Whitlock (Cullen).

If you would try to date Emmett Cullen from Twilight if it wasn't for the fact that he has Rosalie and you know only those with a death wish would go up against her, copy and paste this to your profile

If you just want to sit down one afternoon and just hang out with Alice Cullen from Twilight, Copt and Paste this to your profile.

If you think that Emmett is the biggest, cutest Teddy Bear in the whole wide world, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

Copy and Paste this on to your profile if you are not crushing on Jasper Hale...you are crushing on Jasper WHITLOCK or Jasper CULLEN

If you want Emmett Cullen to be your brother because he is awesome, but at the same time DON'T want him to be your brother because you know he'd scare away any of your boyfriends by threatening to kill them if they hurt you, well, I am sure you know what to do by now.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Fun Quotes-If I know who said it, I will tell you...if there is no attribution, I don't know who said it, but it wasn't me.

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

I do not suffer from insanity. On the contrary, I rather enjoy it!

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."

"Come over to the dark side...We have cookies!"

"I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this)."

"Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic."~~~Mother Teresa

"But why is the rum gone!"~~~Captain Jake Sparrow

"There's a light at every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train."

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"I punched a werewolf in the face"~~~Isabella Swan.

"A friend will call you when you are in jail, a GOOD friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a BEST friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was really stupid...but damn that was fun! Let's do it again!"

"When the mind is at a state of uncertainty, the slightest impulses drive it to either side."

"It does not do to dwell in the past and forget to live"~~~ Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, pg 214

"What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret so, naturally, the whole school knows" ~~~ Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, pg 296

"Deciding not to choose is still making a decision."

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is shut the hell up" ~~~Bella Cullen Breaking Dawn, pg 188

"Bella? How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?" ~~~Alice Cullen, New Moon, pg 439

Stories I am writting/ have written

BOOKS-Tamora Pierce

Trouble in Tortall (Complete)

Trouble in Tortall II: Triplets Trouble (Complete)

Trouble in Tortall III: Trouble's End (Complete)

The Lady of Trebond (In Progress)

Stay With Me, Mama! (Complete)

Ten Years Later (Complete)

BOOKS- Harry Potter

Cookies (Complete)

In Loving Memory (Complete)

If I Never Knew You (Complete)

You'll Be In My Heart (Complete)

Son of War Heroes (Complete)

State of Uncertainty (Complete)

My Grown-Up Christmas Wish (Complete)

First Wand (Complete)

I Won't Say I'm In Love (Complete)

Tough Little Boys (Complete)

She's Gone (Complete)

BOOKS-Twilight

Family Support (Complete)

Jasper's Promise (Complete)

TV- Full House

The Call (Complete)

Write your top ten Twilight characters in no particular
order and answer the questions - no peeking!

1. Seth

2. Jasper

3. Emmett

4. Alice

5. Rosalie

6. Carlisle

7. Esme

8. Nessie

9. Edward

10. Bella

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?

An Emmett/Nessie? Nope, and I hope I never do...ew...Emmett is her UNCLE!

2. Do you think four is hot?

Alice is pretty...but I don't roll that way, so I am not going to call her hot

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?

Um...Nessie could never get Seth pregnant, because Seth is a guy...

4. Do you recall any fics about two?

I have read tons of fics about Jasper! He, and Emmett are tied as my second favorite male characters! If they weren't taken, they would share first place with Seth.

5. Would four and five make a good couple?

Alice/Rosalie? No.

6. Seven and three or seven and nine?

Esme and Emmett or Esme and Edward...um...neither if we are talking romance.

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?

If Seth walked in on Jasper and Nessie in an awkward situation...um...don't wanna go down that road, because Jasper is Nessie's UNCLE.

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.

Emmett pulls a prank on Bella that goes just a little too far...

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?

Seth/Nessie fluff? I hope not...Jake would try to kill Seth and end up killing me because I would jump in the way to save Seth...SETH I LOVE YOU!

10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic.

Carlisle/Jasper...um...Forgivness

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?

Alice to go out with Seth...um...I think I would have to do something where Maria somehow gets Jasper back...but even then I am not sure if it would work, because Alice would go crazy not being able to see Seth's future.

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

EDWARD!

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?

Songfic about Edward...um...i don't know

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?

UM...randomness ahead.

15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?

Alice to use on Nessie...um...the best pick-up line would be the one not said, because Alice is Nessie's AUNT