Bonjour! Je m'appelle Vixen Hood. About me:

I think I'm allergic to the sun.

Alice Cullen is like my kindred spirit, only eight inches shorter, leaving me at 5'6". Blasted pixie.

I have yellow-brown-green eyes (they change color depending on my mood). It's made some of my friends very jealous that I have Twilight vampire eyes (most of the time, anyway).

And no, I am not obessed with ONLY Twilight vamps. I don't like to discriminate.

My birthday is January 18th. I'd like to live in London and Paris.

I am never riding the Paris Metro again. mumbles "Perverts" under breath

Writing is my passion, so don't get upset when I don't update a story often. I have a lot of tangents I like to explore.

I love foxes and Robin Hood, hence the screen name. So no, it isn't like that and if I hear one more person say "kinky," I'm going to smack them.

My favorite colors change sporatically, just like my personality.

I think Jasper is the coolest character in Twilight, aside from Alice. That's why I'm going to assume Alice's identity and become Jasper's vampire lover.

I am ambidextrous, I just write with my right hand because otherwise the ink smears.

Polar Bears are evil.

Favorite Quotes (note: these are not all mine, in fact, none of them are mine...)

"There's a reason we're born with brains in our heads, not rocks."- Brom

"If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off." "I love you too." - Eragon and Saphira (pg 174)

You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention. -Brom

Make way for the Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through! He's off to the Chamber of Secrets to have tea with his fanged servant.-Fred and George (HP Chamber of Secrets)

Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first. - Oliver Wood

It's really amazing the things servants find out. Did you know that one of the earls has three mistresses and they all live in the same wing of the palace?- Brom

"You already know how I feel, of course," I finally said. "I'm here...which roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you." I frowned. "I'm an idiot."- Bella Swan, Twilight

"'Bella will you please stop trying to take off your clothes?" - Edward "Sorry did you want to do that?'" - Bella (Eclipse)

Josef: Is this like 'nonfat soy vegan' blood? (Moonlight)

Josef: I am relaxed, too relaxed. You're only 90, you've never been chased by a torch-bearing mob. (Moonlight)

Josef: Vampire solidarity. Rah, rah, rah. (Moonlight)

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

EVERY YEAR 54 percent OF CHILDREN WHO ARE PHYSICALLY ABUSED DIE FROM THE ABUSE

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

EVERY YEAR 54 percent OF CHILDREN WHO SUFFER FROM CHILD ABUSE DIE FROM THE ABUSE.

THAT MEANS MORE THAN HALF ARE MURDERED EACH YEAR BY THEIR ABUSER!

Save Me From This Hell Pictures:

http://pics.livejournal.com/vixenhood/gallery/0000159k