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E. M. Collins
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since: 10-03-06, id: 1144023, Profile Updated: 04-18-08
Author has written 5 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and Office.

Wow, so i've finally been able to wrie for the first time in forever! so, i have to finish Drunken Confessions, and i just startes a Week Away. yay for spring break:)

Ok, so i figure that i should probably say a little something about myself. Well, i love to read, and write. I also like to sing, dance, and act. I really hope to one day write a novel that people will actually like.

I have a love of Daniels. I thought it was strictly a Stargate thing, but then i watched Ugly Betty and fell in love with that Daniel too...

Fandoms and ships i luv!!

The Office: JAM!! and Dwangela

Stargate SG-1 : Dala, SamJack, CamLam (although, that's kinda fizzled out... tear)

Stargate Atlantis: Sparky, Teyla/Ronan

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Lupin/Tonks

JAG: Harm/Mac

Ugly Betty: Betty/Henry

Enchanted: Robert/Giselle

Some of my favorite lines/qoutes.

The Office

"Hey Oscar Meyer Weiner ...lover." ~Michael Scott

"Swing Low, sweet chariots" ~Creed

"Pam, will you wait for me... while i tie my shoe." ~Jim

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" ~Michael Scott

Harry Potter

Fred: Give her hell from us peeves. ~OOTP

"Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder. 'Just do what I did, Harry.'

'What, drop my wand?'" ~COS

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" ~ The great Albus Dumbledore SS/PS

On a sign in the front of Fred and George's Shop: "Why are you worrying about you-know-who? You should be worrying about u-no-poo - the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!" ~HBP

"As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. 'Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.'
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
'Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.'
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
'Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.'
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
'Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.'" ~POA

Stargate SG-1

Jack: you are so wrong. It's a perfect analogy. Burns as Goa'uld.

Teal'c: They are merely animated characters O'Neill.

Jack: You are so shallow.

Daniel: Oh Please! Talc’s like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.

Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.

Daniel: Oh!! See?

Jack: No more beer for you.

TEAL’C: you have been impregnated without copulation?

VALA: Yes. And I’m absolutely terrified have any of you ever heard of anything like it…

MITCHELL: shares a look with Carter well… there’s one…

TEAL’C: Darthvader. Mitchell whips his head round frowning at Teal’c

VALA: Really??

TEAL’C: hmmm.

VALA: How did that turn out?

I know there aren't many now, but they will be added to, pretty much on a daily basis. So, the list will soon grow! Muu-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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1. Hand in Hand reviews
just something i wrote for my creative writing class. we're doing poetry right now. loosely based on finale... no real spoilers. JAM
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete
2. Need reviews
oneshot. supposed to take place after AoT, but it doesn't totally work with the movie, so it's a bit AU. just what i thought could possibly happen between vala and daniel at the end of the movie. D/V obviously! rated T just to be safe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-08 - Vala & Jackson, D. - Complete
3. A Week Away » reviews
The Team gets a week off after the defeat of the Ori and Daniel get's stuck with Vala. Set post Ark of Truth and season 10. DV. lots of fluff : I know it's a short summary, but that's all this is rated T to be safe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 4-3-07 - Vala & Jackson, D.
4. Drunken Confessions reviews
Takes place after Memento Mori. Season 10 spoilers. A certain new member to the team gets drunk and lets slip a secret she's been trying to desperately hide. DV rated T to be safe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-21-06 - Vala & Jackson, D.
5. The Gift reviews
OneShot. Can take place anytime after season ten, after the Ori problem has been resolved hopefully!. Daniel gets Vala a present, and her response is... interesting. DV.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-6-06 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete
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