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Author has written 31 stories for CSI. I'm sorry about semi-ditching you all again, but I am so retardedly busy right now. (and yeah, I said retard again) A good chunk of the populous I know call me Spoon. Uh…I dunno where to start, but I assume you’re gonna be a doll and read my stuff, so I’ll tell you that I’ve never been able to title a story well (Except for ‘My Balls’. That was awesome, even if I do have to say so myself…which I shouldn’t, because it was awesome). So when you see them, don’t be all "boooo!" M’kay? M’kay. I have a stalker ‘round these parts, too. (Word to yo mutha, Blaspheme!) Apparently, she’s got some sort of…issue…with me, my writing, and with you (if you’re a reader of mine), and I really have no idea as to why. Personally, I think she’s just constipated. See, my dogs and my cat always get along, but this one time, one of the dogs didn’t poop for four days, and he bit the cat. Clearly, if you don’t poop, you’re a dick. Blaspheme + droppage on head as baby + drinkage of Haterade – the ability to dookie = dick Lack of bodily functions aside… I’m from Illinois. It sucksss. The reason for this is that I’m not from the cool-ass Chicago area where things happen. No, I’m from ‘corn field, corn field, corn field, corn field… HOLY CRAP, it’s a BEAN FIELD!’ central Illinois. Another great thing is that b/c Obama is from here, and I’m 30 minutes from the capitol, every time the man blinks funny, there’s a special report. Soooo, on a nice random Thursday, I’ll be loving some CSI (b/c Sara will be back!)…and, holy crap, I get to find out that Obama just sneezed. But CSI isn’t my only love; I’m also mega into this list… -Scrubs Know what else I love? Animal Crackers. They’re the greatest thing in a solid state on Earth, hands down. And since you’ve given up with reading this by now, because I know I’ve bored the hell out of you, I’ll go ahead and tell you that I’ve joined forces with TDCSI to become physically unstoppable (even though we’ve currently stopped…) and we’ve got, like, I dunno, ¾ of a story done. If you go review, say that you liked it, and beg for an update…a unicorn may give birth to a miracle. (Meaning we may update) Oh, we're thegreattdcsi, btw. Jealous? Should be. So, now that you know I’m a complete idiot, enjoy all the stories. Well, not the oldest ones; those are just so sad. Even though I’m not posting right now, I’ve been working on something since August. Because of my current issues with muses being ass-monkeys, I can’t tell you when it’ll be done. Since it’s been causing so many ‘wtf’s within my precious wittle FF circle, I’ll tell you now that it’s kinda fucked up. It’s caused my best friend to question the truth behind 18 years of friendship, my bf to wonder whether or not he’s going to die while we sleep (and, really, if he’d just learn to stop touching me with his feet, he’d be okay), and it’s caused my family to look at me in a way similar to the one you use when you can’t help but stare at that guy who’s talking to himself about camels that live under the ocean. I think it’ll all be fine, though. Why? Because, well… a little obsession never really hurt anyone, right? Muahahahahaha! But seriously, go read. | |||||||||||
1. If You Give a Grissom a Toddler » reviewsSequel to 'The Borrowed One.' If at first you don't succeed... borrow, borrow again.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 10-22-08 - Gil G. & Sara S.2. Remember When reviewsWhat will you remember?CSI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-9-08 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete3. Flotsam and Jetsam » reviewsGrissom is conned into looking after Ecklie's yacht for the weekend. Catherine invites the team, only after seeing him with Sofia, it's the last place Sara wants to be. GSR, I promise!CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,220 - Reviews: 328 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 6-1-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete4. My Balls reviewsYou CSIs come to this bowling alley, wear purple shoes, get drunk, flirt with the waitress, argue about Ninja Turtles, play to determine who has to go to work wearing something they don't want to, and use great, plot ruining sentences like this often?CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete5. Swoon or Fail » reviewsSequel to Assumptions. Grissom needs some help from the crew when it comes to Sara.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 2-9-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete6. She Dreams reviewsHe dreams of the day he left. He dreams of the day she left. He dreams of the day she’ll come back. He dreams.. with her. GSR like all hell.CSI - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-30-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete7. Real Thanks reviewsStupid turkey. Stupid Grissom's aim. Stupid dog.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete8. The Inside Job reviewsIt was just an accident, but with her past, who would believe her? This should be the real reason Sara leaves Las Vegas. GSR. Awesome CD. Spoilers for 8x07.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-6-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete9. Apples & Oranges reviewsWe live life. We deal with the apples and oranges, and we see what happens. GSR, wee bit on the depressing side.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-5-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete10. This is Halloween reviewsIf all of his parties went over this well, Greg decided he certainly never wanted to grow up. GSR, YoBling, and other random stuff because I'm late with a challenge.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-5-07 - Complete11. What Boredom Brings reviewsBored, the group poses a question. What's the worst case you ever had? ...an attempted gift for TDCSI's bday...CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-9-07 - Complete12. Conversations of Pain reviewsDad, why does your finger bend like that? GSR.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-5-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete13. Bottoms Up reviewsSara's mad, Grissom's a fool, and Brass is his accomplice. Oh, and Ecklie is bald. GSR outing.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 10-1-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete14. Cherub Cheer » reviewsSequel to A Turkey Teaser. Sara has a secret and the team wants to use it for revenge against Grissom.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,891 - Reviews: 305 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 2-10-07 - Gil G. & Sara S.15. The Borrowed One reviewsWelcome home, Grissom. Meet your son. GSR, fluff.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 9-24-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete16. The Original reviewsThe best thing of all is you know that every time you have an exceptionally hard day at the lab, you’ll walk into your office and find a baggie with nothing but hippos in it waiting on your desk to make your a day a little better. GSR, fluff.CSI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-11-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete17. Another Day at the Office » reviewsSara and Catherine get into it and Grissom wants to know why. This is an old story, reposted with some help from TDCSI.CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 6-5-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete18. Eckliphobia » reviewsThe others fear that, while Grissom is away, Ecklie shall play.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 2-1-0719. To Figure it Out » reviewsIt's Sara and it's Nick...take a wild guess as to what it's about.CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 11-2-06 - Nick S. & Sara S.20. More Than reviewsA question from Sara confuses Grissom...for a while.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-21-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete21. Perception reviewsMost things break, including hearts...Sequel to Knowledge. I thank TDCSI for part of this.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-15-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete22. Slip Up reviewsSara and Grissom discuss his mistake at work. This was buried on my computer, but I highly doubt any of you will have forgotten the moment.CSI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-9-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete23. Assumptions » reviewsNo, not Grissom! Greg proposes and idea that might not be too far fetched when you think about it... GSR eventually, because where would the world be without it?CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 2-8-07 - Published: 12-18-06 - Gil G. - Complete24. Knowledge reviewsTo be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.' GSR of course...a little LLV, Sweet Jane and Redrum and then of course stuff I made up.CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-27-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete25. Back reviewsGrissom's gone and Sara's back...post LLVCSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-15-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete26. Looking Up at Down reviewsGreg talking about the 'relationship' he and Sara have. Semi pointless, but I was tired and bored...Not Sandle!CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-07 - Greg S. & Sara S. - Complete27. Just Walk Away reviewsMy first little songfic about GSR...CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-25-06 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete28. A Turkey Teaser » reviewsGrissom wants to tell the group, Sara just wants to mess with them...GSR...WC suggested.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 11-22-06 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete29. Life by Ones reviewsIt's not really a story, but it's not a poem either. Just read it! You should be warned that it is terribly corny.CSI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-21-06 - Complete30. Good Times reviewsGrissom is the only ride available for a tipsy Sara and Greg. It's a drunken good time.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete31. Clear Understanding reviewsGrissom comes to realize how he feels and does something about it. GSR. This is my first so be nice!CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-06 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete
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