| DrawMeASheep |
Author has written 132 stories for NCIS. So, long chapter fics...they're down there, earliest being closest to the bottom, but they're mixed in with the one-shots in a screwy fruit salad, but less delicious. Oh, man, now I want fruit salad. Anyway, Locked, Taking it for Granted, No Good Deed, Black and White, All You Need, Feeling Better?, The Boy Who Lived and Sleepwalker are continuous, in that order. They definitely veer off into AU-territory, beginning somewhere - let's say season 4's Dead and Unburied. The new installment in the series is called Let It Bleed and I don't know how often it will be updated, so I ask for your patience. Most of the other stories are one-shots, with multiple exceptions, including the cracktacular Tragic! Blimp! Accident!, which is my own 'death to Jeanne Benoit' story that smoked some bad granola. That is why she's gone right? A horrific blimp accident that happened off-screen? Oh, the humanity! The actual one-shots are mostly Tiva-related, with the occasional silliness of Ziva's ugly sweater, cheesesteaks, Fornell's boobs, and that nasty bathroom guy who never washes his hands. Why do we see more of very special agent Lee than we do of him? Not Worth Dying Over and Seven Seals are my personal favorites, but, y'know, don't read the reviews on the latter unless you want to be spoiled and convinced not to read. And just to add (because I'm always expecting someone to correct me), I consistently spell it 'Moussad' because I like the idea that it can be both an intelligence agency and a delicious whipped dessert without losing its edge. Mmm...chocolate Moussad. Delicious and deadly! Also, since this is a new canon detail, I realize that Daddy David's first name is Eli. I'm not going back to fics written in '06 to make my series compliant. Just full disclosure that I'm happy in my rut. | |||||||
1. Comfort Zone reviewsWhy did Tony and Ziva take that elevator? Maybe because that's where they're most comfortable. Or not.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-26-12 - Tony D. & Ziva D.2. Cherish reviewsTony and Ziva cherish each other, per Det Burris' advice, while drinking because that's what they do.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-2-12 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete3. The Holly and the Ivy » reviewsPost Newborn King. Ziva and Tony experience Christmas a la Gibbs.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 1-7-12 - Published: 12-16-11 - Complete4. Jinxes reviewsTeam Gibbs has a lovely conversation. In the bathroom.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-29-11 - Complete5. Sweetheart reviewsTony, Ziva and McGee hit the bar to wind down after Enemy on the Hill, because I'm sure they name their cases by episode titles.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-17-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete6. Nightcap reviewsTony and Ziva hang out at a bar while waiting to provide moral support for McGee.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-7-11 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete7. Zucchini to Aches reviewsAfter a tough week, Ziva tries to get some grocery shopping done in spite of Tony's help.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-13-11 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete8. Independence » reviewsCOMPLETE. As neither have any dependents, Tony and Ziva spend Independence Day together.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-15-11 - Published: 7-3-11 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete9. The Woods Are Lovely » reviewsCOMPLETE. Trying to make a relationship work is hard enough when ninja spies aren't involved. Post season 8 finale. Ziva/Ray, other characters making appearances.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-29-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Ziva D. - Complete10. Plausible Deniability reviewsA Tiva-flavored continuation of the final scene of the ep Two Faced.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-11-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete11. Realignment reviewsPost ep for One Last Score. When Tony has a sort of date and Ziva has real worries, this is where the twain shall meet.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-2-11 - Tony D. - Complete12. Three Hours reviewsTony and Ziva were trapped for three hours during Kill Screen, yet no one died. Curious.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-24-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete13. Let It Bleed » reviewsTony and Ziva are kidnapped by bad guys Director Shepard has been chasing. Established Tiva. Follows my story Sleepwalker, which follows many other things.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,793 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 2-1-11 - Published: 2-1-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D.14. Pest Control reviewsTony lends a helping hand when Ziva returns from her vacation to a smelly apartment.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-13-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete15. Keys and Parrots » reviewsCOMPLETE. The swashbuckling adventures of Anthony DiNozzo, professional pirate. Crack.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-8-11 - Published: 12-30-10 - Tony D. - Complete16. Compromise reviewsEli David was forced to make some difficult choices when raising Ziva, especially when ponies were concerned.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-10 - Eli D. & Ziva D. - Complete17. Dry Spell reviewsAbby tries to convince Tony and Ziva to rejoin the dating scene with her.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-11-10 - Complete18. Bonding reviewsPost Broken Arrow. Ziva stops by Tony's place for a themed movie night.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-10-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete19. Job Security reviewsSexual Harassment seminar leader Tracy Taylor returns to NCIS for a second round with team Gibbs.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-6-10 - Complete20. All Hallows reviewsZiva and McGee discuss their Halloween plans, post Cracked.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-28-10 - Complete21. Familiar reviewsSometimes familiar things can be the most surprising. Tiva, tattoo.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-16-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete22. Electromagnetism reviewsTony does some verbal math and doesn't like the sum.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete23. Viva Miami » reviewsCOMPLETE. Pre ep for the Spider and the Fly. Short multichapter about what Ziva was up to in Miami. Ziva/Damon.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-4-10 - Published: 9-22-10 - Ziva D. & Damon W. - Complete24. Joint Effort reviewsZiva hurts herself while running and needs a little help. Imaginary spoilers for the season premiere, in that it has already happened and been resolved by the time this fic is happening.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-30-10 - Complete25. Vetted reviewsMcGee gets a surprise while out on a date.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-10-10 - Complete26. Pulling a Homer reviewsMiddle of the ep filler for Moonlighting, in which Tony does his unintentional darnedest to prevent Tiva. His focus is disturbed by visions of a sandwich.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-1-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete27. Custom Combo reviewsPost Guilty Pleasure, M rated fic for Tiva naughtiness not found on the menu.NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-13-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete28. Whatever Lola Wants reviewsFiller for Guilty Pleasure. Holly Snow chats with Abby and Ziva.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete29. Date Night reviewsPost Jurisdiction. The lead up and aftermath of the final scene.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-22-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete30. Dryer Sheets reviewsTony has another probiesque task for Ziva.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-16-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete31. Seatbacks and Traytables reviewsEp filler for Mother's Day. Tony and Ziva's flight west.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-9-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete32. Pictures Got Small reviewsVictoria Mallard has a consistent visitor without the same surname.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-19-10 - Complete33. Inversely Related reviewsTony confronts a pressing age-related issue.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-18-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete34. Quixotic » reviewsPost ep for Jack-Knife in two parts. McGee and Tony go to lunch. Then other events occur, because that's what happens in stories.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-16-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Complete35. Packing for the Assassin on the Go » reviewsCOMPLETE. An official Moussad field guide. Unscenes from Jet Lag.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 1-31-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete36. Rumination reviewsDucky considers an odd visit from Tony.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-10-10 - Complete37. Guys Talking Laundry reviewsExactly what it says on the tin. Tony and McGee discuss a laundry issue.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-17-10 - Complete38. In Vino Veritas reviewsPost Flesh and Blood. Tony and Ziva share a meal.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-13-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete39. Guard Duty reviewsPost ep for Ignition. Ziva receives some unexpected protection she didn't realize she needed.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-9-10 - Complete40. Partridge in a Pear Tree » reviewsComplete. Spoilers for Faith. Tony's tribulations in obtaining a gift for his Secret Santa assignee.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 12-20-09 - Complete41. Good Times and Bad reviewsMcGee needs a favor from Ziva and Tony finds it hilarious.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-10-09 - Complete42. Kansas reviewsThere's no place like NCIS. Also, corn. Everyone likes corn, even when it requires copious amounts of floss. Tony and Ziva get back to a normal they never really left.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-30-09 - Complete43. Bristly » reviewsCOMPLETE. Character spoilers, post ep for Outlaws and In Laws.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete44. Always Be My Probie reviewsPost Good Cop, Bad Cop. McGee contemplates probie-ness.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-14-09 - Tim M. - Complete45. Controlled Reentry reviewsSomewhat cracky, but not approaching blimp levels. Tony bumps into Ziva while on a secret mission, in space! But not outer space.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-11-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete46. Domino Effect reviewsNegative AU, two years post Inside Man. A possible but totally not outcome resulting from Gibbs and his lack of flowing ink.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-8-09 - Complete47. Bal Masqué reviewsPost Reunion. Ziva gets a visit from a tea-bearing Ducky.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-1-09 - Ziva D. & Ducky M. - Complete48. Shared Space reviewsBathroom man provides an outsider's perspective on Ziva's return.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-27-09 - Complete49. Contents May Have Shifted reviewsZiva kind of returns to NCIS.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete50. Gehenna » reviewsAliyah post-ep in two parts, Ziva-centric, dealing with torture of both the physical and self-inflicted kind.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-22-09 - Ziva D. - Complete51. Half Reaction reviewsHighly assumptive pre-eppage for the season six finale. Cracky.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-09 - Ziva D. - Complete52. New Rules reviewsVance collects his underlings together to explain some new policies he expects to be followed - like no coffee in MTAC. Pssht, whatever.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-9-09 - Complete53. Indelible reviewsMiddle of the ep scene for Dead Reckoning, in which Jimmy starts to have discomfiting feelings about ninjaness.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-1-09 - Complete54. Found reviewsPost Hide and Seek. Tony, Ziva and McGee enjoy beer and banter at a bar. Brought to you by the letter B.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-29-09 - Complete55. Off Day reviewsTony and Ziva spend an accidental Sunday together. Neither spoilery, nor plotty.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-2-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete56. Competition reviewsBecause writing fic is better than studying. Postish ep for South by Southwest. McGee finds he's not the only military criminal investigative author on the block.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete57. Rebound reviewsPost Bounce. Tony tries to reinitiate another thing that used to happen when he was commonly called 'boss.' Tony and Ziva fic, past-tense Tiva.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-18-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete58. Scared Stiff reviewsPost Deliverance, focused on Tony's potential reaction to Ziva's violent tendencies. Naughty Tiva time.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-14-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete59. Badass reviewsCracky little one shot, post Deliverance. You can't be expected to maintain your badassery ALL the time, even if you do add a touch of anesthesia and Tiva.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-11-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete60. War and Peace reviewsPost ep for Love and War. Tony finally figures out why something was rotten in the state of Denmark. Some Tiva.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-28-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete61. Burning the Midnight Toast reviewsMcNovelization of McGee's experience in Caged. McGee shouldn't be trusted with reality. It's kinda like how Ocean Breeze Soap is like taking an ocean cruise except there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-19-09 - Complete62. Worst Case Scenario reviewsWhat happened between Broken Bird and Caged to change Abby's outlook?NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-15-09 - Complete63. Better Than Porn reviewsOneshot, post Caged. McGee basks in the glow of his co-workers' admiration. Or...Tony's disappointment that women's prisons aren't like TV, anyway.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete64. Resolution reviewsTony stops by Ziva's place to share some New Year's traditions.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete65. Midnight Clear reviewsOne shot, post Silent Night. Tony stops by Ziva's place to make a delivery. Tiva.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-22-08 - Complete66. Flesh Wounds reviewsOne shot, post Dagger. The team unwinds at a bar, followed by some Tony and Ziva non-action.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-30-08 - Complete67. The More Deceived reviewsOne shot, companion to Cloak, missing scenes and filler. Tony and Ziva handle some things.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete68. Lions and Tigers and Bears reviewsOh my! Abby is in Oz for reasons that may ultimately be completely plausible, but not so much in the first chapter. Crackish.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-14-0869. Vend Fu reviewsTony discovers a new skill that gets him the sweet stuff.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-12-08 - Complete70. Underground reviewsTony delves into the seedy underbelly of NCIS as he plays evil mastermind. Spoilers for Murder 2.0.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-7-08 - Complete71. Sleepwalker » reviewsCOMPLETE. Jen and Ziva fly to Morocco to interrogate a terrorist while Tony recognizes a body NCIS is called to investigate. Established Tiva. Follows The Boy Who Lived.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,105 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete72. Side Effects Include reviewsHe is keeping it close to his breasts. Ziva and Fornell have an embarrassing chance encounter. Fic of the crack variety.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete73. Just Another Small Town reviewsOne shot. Why is it that Shannon and Gibbs had never met if it was such a small town?NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete74. Hypoglycemic reviewsPost Nine Lives, Tony thinks he's got Ziva's trip all figured out, but McGee is hungry.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-08 - Complete75. Creation Myths » reviewsComplete. Post-epish entity for Heartland, focusing on the team's theories about Gibbs' coming into being. Hint, none of them were really talking about Gibbs. In six parts.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-21-08 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete76. Road Trip reviewsPost ep for Heartland. Team Charger makes its way back to DC.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete77. Cupcakegate reviewsMcGee is driven to an unpardonable sin.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete78. Question Marks reviewsPost Capitol Offense Tiva office banter.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-7-08 - Complete79. Out of Orders reviewsOne shot, Tony and Ziva heavy, more friendship than ship. Spoilers for Agent Afloat.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-1-08 - Complete80. Boss reviewsMcGee gets used to his surroundings. Post Judgment Day, with non plotty details from Last Man Standing.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-25-08 - Complete81. Sharper reviewsOne shot. Ziva does things related to the season 6 premiere. How's that for anti-spoilery?NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-24-08 - Complete82. Bored Games reviewsOne shot. The team find ways to occupy their copious free time while at the office, which I'm sure exists. The free time, I mean. I'm well aware the TV office is fake.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete83. Intervallo reviewsTony gets used to his new surroundings, post Judgment Day.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete84. Seven Seals » reviewsCOMPLETE. A series of somewhat connected events occurring after the season five finale, in seven parts. Some Tiva.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete85. Reflex Arc reviewsWhy didn't Ziva react sooner when Hoffman took her hostage? Ziva POV piece, Recoil addition.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-10-08 - Complete86. The Boy Who Lived » reviewsCOMPLETE. A young boy retreats into a fantasy world when he witnesses the murders of his parents. Casefile. Established Tiva relationship. Follows my story Feeling Better?NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,426 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete87. Conservation of Momentum reviewsTony and Ziva centric companion to the ep Recoil. Missing scenes and filler.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete88. Kick or Flinch reviewsRecoil missing scene. Abby meets Ziva at the hospital.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete89. Brave New World reviewsIn the Zone inspired semi crack fic. Ziva finds herself in an unfamiliar room.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete90. Tamper Evident reviewsJeanne finally gets what she always wanted. Someone comes looking for her. Perhaps she should have made her neediness more specific.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete91. Critical Acclaim reviewsMcGee allows Tony and Ziva a sneak preview of his latest work, which includes a creative interpretation of the unseen tire slashing from Internal Affairs.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-25-08 - Complete92. Life Goes On reviewsJeanne and Tony have a chance meeting six years after their relationship ended.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3-7-08 - Complete93. A Little Less Conversation reviewsTony teaches Ziva about the time-honored tradition of...chalky holiday themed candy.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete94. Mug Shots reviewsMcGee's giant mug deserves its own show, but network TV just isn't that progressive.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete95. Feeling Better? » reviewsCOMPLETE. Tony and Ziva deal with their evolving relationship. No casefile, just fluff detailing the minutiae of Tiva. Sequel to All You Need.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,906 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 7-27-07 - Complete96. Tough Nut to Crack reviewsOneshot. Ducky invites the team to the ballet one winter's night. Tony and Ziva heavy, but not quite Tiva.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-15-07 - Complete97. Your Best Shot reviewsCorporal Punishment post ep. Ziva gets another chance to employ her ninja skills.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete98. Old Friends reviewsCrack. Tony wasn't always afraid of rats.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete99. Long Distance reviewsDesignated Target post ep. Ziva's 'husband' creates quite a stir in the family David.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-14-07 - Complete100. Cheesesteak Noir reviewsZiva visits an old colleague of Tony's and meets a new sandwich. Yeah, I have no other words. It's a little silly.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete101. Editorial Decisions reviewsMcGee has a chat with his editor about the plot of his novel.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-15-07 - Complete102. Hello Again reviewsOne shot. Ziva teaches a lesson in hygiene because the angry has to go somewhere. Filler scene for Family.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete103. Lost and Something reviewsTony wants to recover something else that was missing from his desk. Spoilers, humor and angst for Bury Your Dead.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-27-07 - Complete104. Ground Rules reviewsPost Silver War ie Ziva joins the team. Jen and Ziva discuss appropriate uses of violence.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-25-07 - Complete105. Slightly Touchable reviewsFiller for Tony and Ziva's surveillance outside the Venezuelan embassy in the S3 ep 'Untouchable.' Not particularly shippy, but not exactly unshippy either. It's on the line.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete106. Pseudobattle reviewsZiva finds Tony in a somewhat embarrassing position, mostly because he's dressed up in an odd outfit. Minds out of the gutter, people! It's a friendship thing, with some Jr.Sr DiNozzo angst thrown in.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete107. All You Need » reviewsCOMPLETE. Tony and Ziva have to disappear when an enemy returns. The team works to find out what's happened to them while they may not be a safe as they'd think. Mayhem ensues, as always. Sequel to Black and White.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,058 - Reviews: 234 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 3-19-07 - Complete108. Tragic! Blimp! Accident! » reviewsCOMPLETEly insane. It's a crack!fic! in which La Grenouille, Jeanne and Tony fly away in a blimp, Gibbs and Abby fall into the clutches of corporate coffee, the Director is batty for frogs and it's up to Drunk! Ziva! to save the day! McGee is there too.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-27-07 - Complete109. Making the Bed reviewsIt was kinda Ziva's idea, boss. Preep for Undercovers. Ziva likes to plan things out.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete110. What That Tells You reviewsDucky tends to an inebriated Ziva and learns something interesting in the process.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-28-07 - Complete111. Chance Meeting reviewsTony bumps into Ziva while out on the town with Jeanne.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-5-07 - Complete112. Useful Skills reviewsPost ep for Brothers in Arms that is technically a pre ep. I swear I saw McGee picking a lock and he must have learned that somewhere.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-24-07 - Complete113. Dedication Page reviewsPeople pay more attention to some parts of a book than others. Little post Cover Story thing inspired by the elevator scene.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete114. Morning Routine reviewsPost Dead Man Walking drabble.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-07 - Complete115. Unburied in Plain Sight » reviewsMissing scenes from 'Dead and Unburied.' Tony and Ziva discuss the contents of her desk. Then they get it on. Then it's over. Only the second chapter is M rated.NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete116. Making an Effort reviewsAn angsty little oneshot about why Ziva wears that ugly sweater. You know the one I mean.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-28-07 - Complete117. Black and White » reviewsCOMPLETE. The team investigates the murder of a Naval Lieutenant at the National Zoo while Tony and Ziva try to sort everything out, from their relationship to her gun collection. Sequel to 'No Good Deed.'NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,690 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 2-26-07 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete118. Fan Mail reviewsThe team gets some thank you notes after visiting an elementary school on Career Day.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-20-07 - Complete119. Das Lederhosen reviewsPost Shalom Tiva sex. That's it. Really. And the title refers to Tony's line when he pulls the little leather shorts from the bag rather than being an actual attempt at German, which I admittedly do not speak, so no disrespect to the language is intended.NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete120. No Good Deed » reviewsCOMPLETE. Someone from Ziva's past comes back to haunt her, with sexy results. That's a bad place for a Simpsons' joke, because there are also really, really terribly awful results. Less casefile than its predecessors, more undercover op.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,373 - Reviews: 288 - Updated: 1-26-07 - Published: 12-4-06 - Complete121. Archnemesis reviewsEver wonder why Fornell always get the cases with NCIS? After this, you'll just be wondering why the FBI keeps such a nutter around.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete122. The Wrong Choice reviewsOneShot, post Sharif Returns. Ziva and Tony discuss her taste in men. Not Tiva.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-24-07 - Complete123. How Many Licks? reviewsOneShot, post Driven. Like Tony was just going to let 'the lick' go. Tiva.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-15-07 - Complete124. This Never Happens To Me reviewsOneShot, Singled Out. Calvin reflects on his adventures with NCIS.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-10-07 - Complete125. Taking It For Granted » reviewsCOMPLETE. The team gets a confusing case when two dead brothers, one a marine, one a neurosurgeon, turn up in a pharmaceutical company's parking lot. More Tiva than I'd originally intended. Blame all their staring.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,952 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete126. Little White Lies reviewsTony and Shepard chat about his undercover mission.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete127. Expectations reviewsOneshot. If TV crime dramas have taught us anything, it's that it's never the first person you suspect.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete128. Not Worth Dying Over reviewsOneshot, sometime postSandblast. Someone gets hurt when the team isn't quite as lucky with the third bomb they get personally involved with.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete129. Locked » reviewsCOMPLETE. The team investigates the death of a petty officer. Criminal details and team banter abound. Dentists get violent and Tony enjoys the day handcuffed to his chair.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-29-06 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete130. Motivation reviewsOneshot. The team confronts an unspeakable horror. Check the category label to confirm the sarcasm in that statement.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-27-06 - Complete131. True or False? reviewsDrabble. Post 'Faking It.'NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete132. Mystery Woman reviewsZiva is curious about Tony's supposed 'mystery woman.'NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete