DrawMeASheep
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since: 10-05-06, id: 1145030, Profile Updated: 06-18-10
country: USA
Author has written 132 stories for NCIS.

So, long chapter fics...they're down there, earliest being closest to the bottom, but they're mixed in with the one-shots in a screwy fruit salad, but less delicious. Oh, man, now I want fruit salad. Anyway, Locked, Taking it for Granted, No Good Deed, Black and White, All You Need, Feeling Better?, The Boy Who Lived and Sleepwalker are continuous, in that order. They definitely veer off into AU-territory, beginning somewhere - let's say season 4's Dead and Unburied. The new installment in the series is called Let It Bleed and I don't know how often it will be updated, so I ask for your patience.

Most of the other stories are one-shots, with multiple exceptions, including the cracktacular Tragic! Blimp! Accident!, which is my own 'death to Jeanne Benoit' story that smoked some bad granola. That is why she's gone right? A horrific blimp accident that happened off-screen? Oh, the humanity! The actual one-shots are mostly Tiva-related, with the occasional silliness of Ziva's ugly sweater, cheesesteaks, Fornell's boobs, and that nasty bathroom guy who never washes his hands. Why do we see more of very special agent Lee than we do of him? Not Worth Dying Over and Seven Seals are my personal favorites, but, y'know, don't read the reviews on the latter unless you want to be spoiled and convinced not to read.

And just to add (because I'm always expecting someone to correct me), I consistently spell it 'Moussad' because I like the idea that it can be both an intelligence agency and a delicious whipped dessert without losing its edge. Mmm...chocolate Moussad. Delicious and deadly!

Also, since this is a new canon detail, I realize that Daddy David's first name is Eli. I'm not going back to fics written in '06 to make my series compliant. Just full disclosure that I'm happy in my rut.


1. Comfort Zone reviews
Why did Tony and Ziva take that elevator? Maybe because that's where they're most comfortable. Or not.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-26-12 - Tony D. & Ziva D.
2. Cherish reviews
Tony and Ziva cherish each other, per Det Burris' advice, while drinking because that's what they do.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-2-12 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
3. The Holly and the Ivy » reviews
Post Newborn King. Ziva and Tony experience Christmas a la Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 1-7-12 - Published: 12-16-11 - Complete
4. Jinxes reviews
Team Gibbs has a lovely conversation. In the bathroom.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-29-11 - Complete
5. Sweetheart reviews
Tony, Ziva and McGee hit the bar to wind down after Enemy on the Hill, because I'm sure they name their cases by episode titles.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-17-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
6. Nightcap reviews
Tony and Ziva hang out at a bar while waiting to provide moral support for McGee.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-7-11 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
7. Zucchini to Aches reviews
After a tough week, Ziva tries to get some grocery shopping done in spite of Tony's help.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-13-11 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
8. Independence » reviews
COMPLETE. As neither have any dependents, Tony and Ziva spend Independence Day together.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-15-11 - Published: 7-3-11 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
9. The Woods Are Lovely » reviews
COMPLETE. Trying to make a relationship work is hard enough when ninja spies aren't involved. Post season 8 finale. Ziva/Ray, other characters making appearances.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-29-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Ziva D. - Complete
10. Plausible Deniability reviews
A Tiva-flavored continuation of the final scene of the ep Two Faced.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-11-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
11. Realignment reviews
Post ep for One Last Score. When Tony has a sort of date and Ziva has real worries, this is where the twain shall meet.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-2-11 - Tony D. - Complete
12. Three Hours reviews
Tony and Ziva were trapped for three hours during Kill Screen, yet no one died. Curious.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-24-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
13. Let It Bleed » reviews
Tony and Ziva are kidnapped by bad guys Director Shepard has been chasing. Established Tiva. Follows my story Sleepwalker, which follows many other things.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,793 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 2-1-11 - Published: 2-1-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D.
14. Pest Control reviews
Tony lends a helping hand when Ziva returns from her vacation to a smelly apartment.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-13-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
15. Keys and Parrots » reviews
COMPLETE. The swashbuckling adventures of Anthony DiNozzo, professional pirate. Crack.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-8-11 - Published: 12-30-10 - Tony D. - Complete
16. Compromise reviews
Eli David was forced to make some difficult choices when raising Ziva, especially when ponies were concerned.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-10 - Eli D. & Ziva D. - Complete
17. Dry Spell reviews
Abby tries to convince Tony and Ziva to rejoin the dating scene with her.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-11-10 - Complete
18. Bonding reviews
Post Broken Arrow. Ziva stops by Tony's place for a themed movie night.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-10-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
19. Job Security reviews
Sexual Harassment seminar leader Tracy Taylor returns to NCIS for a second round with team Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-6-10 - Complete
20. All Hallows reviews
Ziva and McGee discuss their Halloween plans, post Cracked.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-28-10 - Complete
21. Familiar reviews
Sometimes familiar things can be the most surprising. Tiva, tattoo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-16-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
22. Electromagnetism reviews
Tony does some verbal math and doesn't like the sum.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete
23. Viva Miami » reviews
COMPLETE. Pre ep for the Spider and the Fly. Short multichapter about what Ziva was up to in Miami. Ziva/Damon.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-4-10 - Published: 9-22-10 - Ziva D. & Damon W. - Complete
24. Joint Effort reviews
Ziva hurts herself while running and needs a little help. Imaginary spoilers for the season premiere, in that it has already happened and been resolved by the time this fic is happening.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-30-10 - Complete
25. Vetted reviews
McGee gets a surprise while out on a date.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-10-10 - Complete
26. Pulling a Homer reviews
Middle of the ep filler for Moonlighting, in which Tony does his unintentional darnedest to prevent Tiva. His focus is disturbed by visions of a sandwich.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-1-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
27. Custom Combo reviews
Post Guilty Pleasure, M rated fic for Tiva naughtiness not found on the menu.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-13-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
28. Whatever Lola Wants reviews
Filler for Guilty Pleasure. Holly Snow chats with Abby and Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete
29. Date Night reviews
Post Jurisdiction. The lead up and aftermath of the final scene.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-22-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
30. Dryer Sheets reviews
Tony has another probiesque task for Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-16-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
31. Seatbacks and Traytables reviews
Ep filler for Mother's Day. Tony and Ziva's flight west.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-9-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
32. Pictures Got Small reviews
Victoria Mallard has a consistent visitor without the same surname.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-19-10 - Complete
33. Inversely Related reviews
Tony confronts a pressing age-related issue.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-18-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
34. Quixotic » reviews
Post ep for Jack-Knife in two parts. McGee and Tony go to lunch. Then other events occur, because that's what happens in stories.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-16-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Complete
35. Packing for the Assassin on the Go » reviews
COMPLETE. An official Moussad field guide. Unscenes from Jet Lag.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 1-31-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
36. Rumination reviews
Ducky considers an odd visit from Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-10-10 - Complete
37. Guys Talking Laundry reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Tony and McGee discuss a laundry issue.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-17-10 - Complete
38. In Vino Veritas reviews
Post Flesh and Blood. Tony and Ziva share a meal.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-13-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
39. Guard Duty reviews
Post ep for Ignition. Ziva receives some unexpected protection she didn't realize she needed.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-9-10 - Complete
40. Partridge in a Pear Tree » reviews
Complete. Spoilers for Faith. Tony's tribulations in obtaining a gift for his Secret Santa assignee.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 12-20-09 - Complete
41. Good Times and Bad reviews
McGee needs a favor from Ziva and Tony finds it hilarious.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-10-09 - Complete
42. Kansas reviews
There's no place like NCIS. Also, corn. Everyone likes corn, even when it requires copious amounts of floss. Tony and Ziva get back to a normal they never really left.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-30-09 - Complete
43. Bristly » reviews
COMPLETE. Character spoilers, post ep for Outlaws and In Laws.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete
44. Always Be My Probie reviews
Post Good Cop, Bad Cop. McGee contemplates probie-ness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-14-09 - Tim M. - Complete
45. Controlled Reentry reviews
Somewhat cracky, but not approaching blimp levels. Tony bumps into Ziva while on a secret mission, in space! But not outer space.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-11-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
46. Domino Effect reviews
Negative AU, two years post Inside Man. A possible but totally not outcome resulting from Gibbs and his lack of flowing ink.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-8-09 - Complete
47. Bal Masqué reviews
Post Reunion. Ziva gets a visit from a tea-bearing Ducky.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-1-09 - Ziva D. & Ducky M. - Complete
48. Shared Space reviews
Bathroom man provides an outsider's perspective on Ziva's return.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-27-09 - Complete
49. Contents May Have Shifted reviews
Ziva kind of returns to NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete
50. Gehenna » reviews
Aliyah post-ep in two parts, Ziva-centric, dealing with torture of both the physical and self-inflicted kind.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-22-09 - Ziva D. - Complete
51. Half Reaction reviews
Highly assumptive pre-eppage for the season six finale. Cracky.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-09 - Ziva D. - Complete
52. New Rules reviews
Vance collects his underlings together to explain some new policies he expects to be followed - like no coffee in MTAC. Pssht, whatever.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-9-09 - Complete
53. Indelible reviews
Middle of the ep scene for Dead Reckoning, in which Jimmy starts to have discomfiting feelings about ninjaness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-1-09 - Complete
54. Found reviews
Post Hide and Seek. Tony, Ziva and McGee enjoy beer and banter at a bar. Brought to you by the letter B.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-29-09 - Complete
55. Off Day reviews
Tony and Ziva spend an accidental Sunday together. Neither spoilery, nor plotty.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-2-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
56. Competition reviews
Because writing fic is better than studying. Postish ep for South by Southwest. McGee finds he's not the only military criminal investigative author on the block.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete
57. Rebound reviews
Post Bounce. Tony tries to reinitiate another thing that used to happen when he was commonly called 'boss.' Tony and Ziva fic, past-tense Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-18-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
58. Scared Stiff reviews
Post Deliverance, focused on Tony's potential reaction to Ziva's violent tendencies. Naughty Tiva time.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-14-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
59. Badass reviews
Cracky little one shot, post Deliverance. You can't be expected to maintain your badassery ALL the time, even if you do add a touch of anesthesia and Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-11-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
60. War and Peace reviews
Post ep for Love and War. Tony finally figures out why something was rotten in the state of Denmark. Some Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-28-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
61. Burning the Midnight Toast reviews
McNovelization of McGee's experience in Caged. McGee shouldn't be trusted with reality. It's kinda like how Ocean Breeze Soap is like taking an ocean cruise except there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-19-09 - Complete
62. Worst Case Scenario reviews
What happened between Broken Bird and Caged to change Abby's outlook?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-15-09 - Complete
63. Better Than Porn reviews
Oneshot, post Caged. McGee basks in the glow of his co-workers' admiration. Or...Tony's disappointment that women's prisons aren't like TV, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete
64. Resolution reviews
Tony stops by Ziva's place to share some New Year's traditions.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete
65. Midnight Clear reviews
One shot, post Silent Night. Tony stops by Ziva's place to make a delivery. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-22-08 - Complete
66. Flesh Wounds reviews
One shot, post Dagger. The team unwinds at a bar, followed by some Tony and Ziva non-action.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-30-08 - Complete
67. The More Deceived reviews
One shot, companion to Cloak, missing scenes and filler. Tony and Ziva handle some things.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete
68. Lions and Tigers and Bears reviews
Oh my! Abby is in Oz for reasons that may ultimately be completely plausible, but not so much in the first chapter. Crackish.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-14-08
69. Vend Fu reviews
Tony discovers a new skill that gets him the sweet stuff.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-12-08 - Complete
70. Underground reviews
Tony delves into the seedy underbelly of NCIS as he plays evil mastermind. Spoilers for Murder 2.0.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-7-08 - Complete
71. Sleepwalker » reviews
COMPLETE. Jen and Ziva fly to Morocco to interrogate a terrorist while Tony recognizes a body NCIS is called to investigate. Established Tiva. Follows The Boy Who Lived.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,105 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete
72. Side Effects Include reviews
He is keeping it close to his breasts. Ziva and Fornell have an embarrassing chance encounter. Fic of the crack variety.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete
73. Just Another Small Town reviews
One shot. Why is it that Shannon and Gibbs had never met if it was such a small town?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete
74. Hypoglycemic reviews
Post Nine Lives, Tony thinks he's got Ziva's trip all figured out, but McGee is hungry.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-08 - Complete
75. Creation Myths » reviews
Complete. Post-epish entity for Heartland, focusing on the team's theories about Gibbs' coming into being. Hint, none of them were really talking about Gibbs. In six parts.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-21-08 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete
76. Road Trip reviews
Post ep for Heartland. Team Charger makes its way back to DC.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete
77. Cupcakegate reviews
McGee is driven to an unpardonable sin.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete
78. Question Marks reviews
Post Capitol Offense Tiva office banter.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-7-08 - Complete
79. Out of Orders reviews
One shot, Tony and Ziva heavy, more friendship than ship. Spoilers for Agent Afloat.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-1-08 - Complete
80. Boss reviews
McGee gets used to his surroundings. Post Judgment Day, with non plotty details from Last Man Standing.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-25-08 - Complete
81. Sharper reviews
One shot. Ziva does things related to the season 6 premiere. How's that for anti-spoilery?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-24-08 - Complete
82. Bored Games reviews
One shot. The team find ways to occupy their copious free time while at the office, which I'm sure exists. The free time, I mean. I'm well aware the TV office is fake.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete
83. Intervallo reviews
Tony gets used to his new surroundings, post Judgment Day.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete
84. Seven Seals » reviews
COMPLETE. A series of somewhat connected events occurring after the season five finale, in seven parts. Some Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete
85. Reflex Arc reviews
Why didn't Ziva react sooner when Hoffman took her hostage? Ziva POV piece, Recoil addition.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-10-08 - Complete
86. The Boy Who Lived » reviews
COMPLETE. A young boy retreats into a fantasy world when he witnesses the murders of his parents. Casefile. Established Tiva relationship. Follows my story Feeling Better?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,426 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete
87. Conservation of Momentum reviews
Tony and Ziva centric companion to the ep Recoil. Missing scenes and filler.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete
88. Kick or Flinch reviews
Recoil missing scene. Abby meets Ziva at the hospital.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete
89. Brave New World reviews
In the Zone inspired semi crack fic. Ziva finds herself in an unfamiliar room.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete
90. Tamper Evident reviews
Jeanne finally gets what she always wanted. Someone comes looking for her. Perhaps she should have made her neediness more specific.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete
91. Critical Acclaim reviews
McGee allows Tony and Ziva a sneak preview of his latest work, which includes a creative interpretation of the unseen tire slashing from Internal Affairs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-25-08 - Complete
92. Life Goes On reviews
Jeanne and Tony have a chance meeting six years after their relationship ended.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3-7-08 - Complete
93. A Little Less Conversation reviews
Tony teaches Ziva about the time-honored tradition of...chalky holiday themed candy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete
94. Mug Shots reviews
McGee's giant mug deserves its own show, but network TV just isn't that progressive.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete
95. Feeling Better? » reviews
COMPLETE. Tony and Ziva deal with their evolving relationship. No casefile, just fluff detailing the minutiae of Tiva. Sequel to All You Need.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,906 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 7-27-07 - Complete
96. Tough Nut to Crack reviews
Oneshot. Ducky invites the team to the ballet one winter's night. Tony and Ziva heavy, but not quite Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-15-07 - Complete
97. Your Best Shot reviews
Corporal Punishment post ep. Ziva gets another chance to employ her ninja skills.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete
98. Old Friends reviews
Crack. Tony wasn't always afraid of rats.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete
99. Long Distance reviews
Designated Target post ep. Ziva's 'husband' creates quite a stir in the family David.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-14-07 - Complete
100. Cheesesteak Noir reviews
Ziva visits an old colleague of Tony's and meets a new sandwich. Yeah, I have no other words. It's a little silly.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete
101. Editorial Decisions reviews
McGee has a chat with his editor about the plot of his novel.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-15-07 - Complete
102. Hello Again reviews
One shot. Ziva teaches a lesson in hygiene because the angry has to go somewhere. Filler scene for Family.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete
103. Lost and Something reviews
Tony wants to recover something else that was missing from his desk. Spoilers, humor and angst for Bury Your Dead.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-27-07 - Complete
104. Ground Rules reviews
Post Silver War ie Ziva joins the team. Jen and Ziva discuss appropriate uses of violence.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-25-07 - Complete
105. Slightly Touchable reviews
Filler for Tony and Ziva's surveillance outside the Venezuelan embassy in the S3 ep 'Untouchable.' Not particularly shippy, but not exactly unshippy either. It's on the line.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete
106. Pseudobattle reviews
Ziva finds Tony in a somewhat embarrassing position, mostly because he's dressed up in an odd outfit. Minds out of the gutter, people! It's a friendship thing, with some Jr.Sr DiNozzo angst thrown in.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete
107. All You Need » reviews
COMPLETE. Tony and Ziva have to disappear when an enemy returns. The team works to find out what's happened to them while they may not be a safe as they'd think. Mayhem ensues, as always. Sequel to Black and White.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,058 - Reviews: 234 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 3-19-07 - Complete
108. Tragic! Blimp! Accident! » reviews
COMPLETEly insane. It's a crack!fic! in which La Grenouille, Jeanne and Tony fly away in a blimp, Gibbs and Abby fall into the clutches of corporate coffee, the Director is batty for frogs and it's up to Drunk! Ziva! to save the day! McGee is there too.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-27-07 - Complete
109. Making the Bed reviews
It was kinda Ziva's idea, boss. Preep for Undercovers. Ziva likes to plan things out.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete
110. What That Tells You reviews
Ducky tends to an inebriated Ziva and learns something interesting in the process.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-28-07 - Complete
111. Chance Meeting reviews
Tony bumps into Ziva while out on the town with Jeanne.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-5-07 - Complete
112. Useful Skills reviews
Post ep for Brothers in Arms that is technically a pre ep. I swear I saw McGee picking a lock and he must have learned that somewhere.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-24-07 - Complete
113. Dedication Page reviews
People pay more attention to some parts of a book than others. Little post Cover Story thing inspired by the elevator scene.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete
114. Morning Routine reviews
Post Dead Man Walking drabble.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-07 - Complete
115. Unburied in Plain Sight » reviews
Missing scenes from 'Dead and Unburied.' Tony and Ziva discuss the contents of her desk. Then they get it on. Then it's over. Only the second chapter is M rated.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete
116. Making an Effort reviews
An angsty little oneshot about why Ziva wears that ugly sweater. You know the one I mean.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-28-07 - Complete
117. Black and White » reviews
COMPLETE. The team investigates the murder of a Naval Lieutenant at the National Zoo while Tony and Ziva try to sort everything out, from their relationship to her gun collection. Sequel to 'No Good Deed.'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,690 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 2-26-07 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete
118. Fan Mail reviews
The team gets some thank you notes after visiting an elementary school on Career Day.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-20-07 - Complete
119. Das Lederhosen reviews
Post Shalom Tiva sex. That's it. Really. And the title refers to Tony's line when he pulls the little leather shorts from the bag rather than being an actual attempt at German, which I admittedly do not speak, so no disrespect to the language is intended.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete
120. No Good Deed » reviews
COMPLETE. Someone from Ziva's past comes back to haunt her, with sexy results. That's a bad place for a Simpsons' joke, because there are also really, really terribly awful results. Less casefile than its predecessors, more undercover op.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,373 - Reviews: 288 - Updated: 1-26-07 - Published: 12-4-06 - Complete
121. Archnemesis reviews
Ever wonder why Fornell always get the cases with NCIS? After this, you'll just be wondering why the FBI keeps such a nutter around.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete
122. The Wrong Choice reviews
OneShot, post Sharif Returns. Ziva and Tony discuss her taste in men. Not Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-24-07 - Complete
123. How Many Licks? reviews
OneShot, post Driven. Like Tony was just going to let 'the lick' go. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-15-07 - Complete
124. This Never Happens To Me reviews
OneShot, Singled Out. Calvin reflects on his adventures with NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-10-07 - Complete
125. Taking It For Granted » reviews
COMPLETE. The team gets a confusing case when two dead brothers, one a marine, one a neurosurgeon, turn up in a pharmaceutical company's parking lot. More Tiva than I'd originally intended. Blame all their staring.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,952 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete
126. Little White Lies reviews
Tony and Shepard chat about his undercover mission.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete
127. Expectations reviews
Oneshot. If TV crime dramas have taught us anything, it's that it's never the first person you suspect.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete
128. Not Worth Dying Over reviews
Oneshot, sometime postSandblast. Someone gets hurt when the team isn't quite as lucky with the third bomb they get personally involved with.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete
129. Locked » reviews
COMPLETE. The team investigates the death of a petty officer. Criminal details and team banter abound. Dentists get violent and Tony enjoys the day handcuffed to his chair.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-29-06 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete
130. Motivation reviews
Oneshot. The team confronts an unspeakable horror. Check the category label to confirm the sarcasm in that statement.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-27-06 - Complete
131. True or False? reviews
Drabble. Post 'Faking It.'
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete
132. Mystery Woman reviews
Ziva is curious about Tony's supposed 'mystery woman.'
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete