| provencepuss |
Author has written 46 stories for Starsky and Hutch. I left grey England for sunny Provence 20 years ago and never regretted it! I have a beautiful cat so that explains the psuedo! I'm a first generation S&H fan who had already fallen for a certain 'Michael Glaser' in Butterflies and Fiddler. I have no time for "that movie" (except the blink-and-you-miss-it scene with the real guys at the end...the outtakes are even better) I write gen and slash so if you want slash go to my website. www.provencepusstales.net I also make songvids (listed on my site too) I will never really understand the logic behind the ratings system so if anyone can guide me for the correct ratings for my stories (currently all 'M' to be on the safe side) please feel free to contact me. I don't set out to shock but we all have our own levels of offence. I'm currently working on a novel that may ir may not be a SR sequel many years on. The names have been changed and the alert reader will recognise some things if it ever gets published. I don't post WIP so you'll just have to wait and see! I beta and I'm a semi-professional French/English translator amonst other things. | |||||||||||
1. Busted Dusted Rusted reviewsNot really WIP I never post that so ignore the 'status' but standalone shorts that can be seen as scenes in a bigger picture. For SR junkies and those who enjoy wandering around inside Curly's mind.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-24-092. funeral parade reviewsa topical drabble. In the light of all the total nonsense of last Tuesday I couldn't resist! rated K if anyone objects to one word I used that is their problem not mineStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-09 - Complete3. The faint aroma of performing seals reviewsWritten for my friend 'Arby' after we talked about "Hutchinson for Murder One". this is the missing scene.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete4. Reasonable Doubt reviewsA snippet/missing moment from "Hutchinson for Murder One". Rated K because real-world language is used!Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete5. Happy New reviewsa seasonal snippet post SRStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete6. no title reviewsI decided not to give this story a public title in case the prissies and the ninnies got upset. Read the notes you will understand why. No content to shock normal adults with a sense of humour - now read on.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete7. Blue reviewsIt's not the first time I've played with this theme and it's not the first time 'my' Starsky has smoked a joint. In both cases it probably isn't the last either. References to 'canon' and to my version of S&H from past stories; find them on my websiteStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete8. Captain Mystery reviewsI don't write children's fiction in this fandom. This story is rated K to protect me from people who don't know when to stop reading.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-08 - Complete9. the xfile reviewsWhen did you ever go into a bookstore with warnings on the shelves? Starsky and Hutch are sent to investigate a complaint. For Shawne....her friends know whyStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-24-08 - Complete10. Catnapped reviewsMy cat takes up residence on me every evening. This is for my friend Nelleke who loves cats as much as I do.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete11. October reviewsOctober is world wide breast cancer awareness month. this snippet has been in my WIP in different forms for some time now.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-7-08 - Complete12. Sound Effects reviewsInspired by something that happened to me today....please read the disclaimer before continuing.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-08 - Complete13. Hot Water challenge reviewsJill set a second challenge after she had no hot water for a while.........Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-08 - Complete14. Repair Job reviewsMy good friend Jill set a challenge to write a story including the following words: librarian, classroom paste; ruler; cafeteria mashed potato;chalk. And I can never resist a challenge!Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-08 - Complete15. Surfaced reviewsthe last installment of From Darkness to LightStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-08 - Complete16. Blinded by the light reviewsStarsky continues his journey from Darkness to LightStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-0817. Seeing the Light reviewsanother installment in the SR snippets. these are posted as one series on my site under the title 'From Darkness to Light'Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete18. voices in the dark reviewsstill there....more reflections during Sweet RevengeStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-0819. Diving in the Dark reviewsMore reflections during Sweet RevengeStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-08 - Complete20. Chess moves in the dark reviewsA sequel to Sounds in the dark.. And there is more to come!Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-08 - Complete21. Sounds in the dark reviewsanother SR snippet....it's an addiction and I love it!Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete22. Twenty Four Hours reviewsCoffin for Starsky seen from Hutch's POVStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-08 - Complete23. Assault and Battery reviewsThis was going to be part of 'It Could Have Been Me' but the story took me by the hand and led me in another direction leaving this snippet lost and alone in my computer. I decided it could stand alone.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete24. It could have been me reviewsset between the explosion and the tag of Starsk vs Hutch. Starsky's past plays a part in the investigation. The usual warnings apply about vocabulary and one graphic descrition of violence. Incidentally the story about the soap is true.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete25. Full circle reviewsA sad musing. An enigma - it's up to you to draw your own conclusions.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-08 - Complete26. No names mentioned reviewsthis is in response to a challenge: 300 words no names.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete27. Kiss or Promise reviewsthis follows on from Sparkle's "Truth Dare" story. I had to reply didn't I?Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete28. Lack of Suport Part Two reviewsI'm not really posting WIP- just writing another installment when the muse hits. All resemblance to dealing with a real-life website are....probably intentional! Remember; The guys are older wiser and equipped for our high-tech world.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-0829. Staring Death in the Face » reviewsAnother story inspired by Sweet Revenge. I prefer the action inside their heads! the characteres are adults in the 1970s they swear. I make no excuses.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete30. Lack of Support reviewsA litte tale set in modern times. Starsky and Hutch are now PIs and have been asked to investigate why a website's 'support' team never seems to answer members' questions....is there a moral to be found? Based on a true experience!Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete31. Missing scene from blindfold reviewsStarsky's thoughts while shavingStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete32. using all the titles : Season 4Ok, so now I've got it out of my system I can go back to something serious. the loss of chapter divisions when uploadeing was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Published: 1-30-08 - Complete33. Using all the titles:Season 3 reviewsThis is getting easier. I had fun, hope you do.the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-0834. GiftedA silly Xmas story the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,562 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete35. Daffodils and Daisies reviewsThis was a challenge set by my friend Jo - early last year. I can't let go of Starsky's Lady.Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete36. Shadows of the PastAnd you thought Marcus had gone....double angst story the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,787 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete37. Using all the titles Season 2a kick at the end. the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Published: 1-28-0838. You can run but you can't hide reviewsStarsky has been dumped outside The Pits and Hutchis missing. Hope I've got the rating right!the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete39. Using all the titles Season one reviewsThis was a kind of challenge on a group site....the story is silly but I had fun. Seasons 2,3,&4 to follow the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete40. Blue Mud reviewsA study in grief after Starsky's Lady. Written in late 2006/early 2007 can't remember. This is still one of the stories I'm most proud of. I don't understand why the chapter divisions disappear when a story is uploaded - sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete41. Finding his feetthe 3rd in the Starsky trilogy aug 2007 . I love the way he walks! the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,599 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete42. the Jungles and How to Survive itThe second in my Starsky trilogy Aug 2007 . Thanks to Jill for teaching me how to get Vietnamese script -hope the translation is correct! the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,414 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete43. Growing Painsthe first in a trilogy of Starsky's early years. Written in August 200 the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,392 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete44. Missing scene from Starsky's Lady reviewsOK, I confess. I'm posting this one because it is a Torino nomintaion!Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete45. In the BeginningSo this is how it all began..... the loss of chapter divisions when uploading was beyond my control. Sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,157 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete46. Cross words and Puzzles reviewsA post SR story: Starsky suffers psychological repercussions from the shooting in the garage. In its original form this runs to 55 chapters - I don't understand why the divisions disappear when I upload, sorry for the inconvenienceStarsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete