Name- I have no idea. : D Well, if you want to know, (don't know why) my name is...SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, DUH!!

Zodiac- Aries

Age- Wouldn't you like to know? I guess I'll give you a hint...PSYCHE! Seriously though, I’m in High school. That’s your only hint.

Personality: I am super sarcastic, hence the name. Sarcasm is my ultimate weapon and I will not hesitate to use it. I can also be really goofy. Mostly random though. I can be sweet...when I want to be, which isn't often. I can be funny and sometimes serious. I am smart...but a lot of people don't know that because I'm random and sarcastic and goofy all rolled up into one person. So...people usually say I'm crazy but in a good way.

Fears- My fears are spiders. I really, REALLY don't like spiders. I am terrified of them. I have arachnaphobia. I’m also scared of water. I’m extremely nervous near deep water since I can’t swim and had some…bad experiences. My newfound fear is...dentists and orthodontists (Gets into fetal position.) They pull your teeth and...so. many. sharp. objects. They pull and... (Sucks thumb and starts rocking back and forth.)

Word of the Month (Or until the time that I change this): Snappit. Since I love the word Snap! I decided to incorporate that into something like "damnit!" Resulting in "Snappit." Lol.

Favorite Animes: Naruto, Avatar, Teen Titans, Pokemon, Tsubasa Chronicles, and Card Captor Sakura and Inuyasha

Favorite Book Series: Harry Potter, Eragon, Seeker, Five Ancestors, Narnia, Inkheart, and Unfortunate Events.

Favorite Shows: Gilmore Girls!! Degrassi, The Office, Scrubs, Hannah Montana, Punk'd The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Wizards of Waverly Place, America's Best Dance Crew, and recently Queen Bees

Favorite Cartoons: Invader Zim, Kim Possible, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and others I don't feel like mentioning.

All-time Favorite Naruto Pairings: SHIKAINO!! Nejiten (they’re adorable and they belong together. I love that best friend love. If you don’t agree…go fall off a cliff.) Kibatema and Gaasuri (I'm seriously obsessed with this now. There need to be so many more fics for this pairing. It's so cute.)

Favorite Naruto Pairings: Naruhina (I like this in Part 1 but in Part 2 I like), Narusaku and KakaAnko, SasoDei, ItaHana, SuiKa, GaaSaku, and GenShi

Naruto Pairings that are okay (but only as sidepairings): NaruIno (It’s interesting sometimes) KibaHina, KakaKure, ChoujiAyame and AsuKure.

Despised Naruto Pairings: Shikatema and Neji with anyone other than Tenten (vice versa) My newfound hatred is Shikasaku. That's actually starting to get popular. And believe it or not I sometimes hate it more than Shikatema. I mean, at least Shikatema makes a little bit of sense but this. Okay, so they're both smart. So what?! That's like saying Hinata and Lee both have weird haircuts so let's put them together. No wait! Don't get any ugly ideas!!

All-Time Favorite Avatar Pairings: Taang, Zutara, Sukka, Tykka or Ty Lokka

Okay Avatar Pairings: Jetara, JetLee, ZuJin, Kataru, Maiko (not as a main pairing though), Kataang (it's okay but I don't ever search it) and if they ever met: Teo/Jin...which will never happen. lol

Despised Avatar Pairings: Tokka (it REALLY bothers me. Sokka's like her big brother) Toko (same thing as Tokka)

Harry Potter: Tonks and Remus Lupin, Lily Evans and James Potter, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger/Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger/Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley and Luna Lovegood/Hermione Granger (I don't search this couple but I don't mind it. It's just that all the fics bring out just how much of an idiot Ron is so I don't think he deserves Hermione.) Blaise Zabini and Ginny Weasley, and Draco Malfoy and Asteria Greengrass

Pokemon: Ash and Misty, May and Drew (I just barely tolerate May when she's with Drew. I hate that girl otherwise. (Grumbles) Taking Misty's spot in the show. Pokemon is seriously ruined.) Jessie and James

CCS/Tsubasa Chronicles: Sakura and Shaoran (Sp?), Eriol and Tomoya, Spinel and Kero-chan (Kerberos) Yukito and Toya, Kuro and Fai/PrincessTomoya, Chiharu and Yamazaki

Teen Titans: Beast Boy and Raven, Robin and Starfire, Cyborg/Herald and Bumblebee, Kid Flash and Jynx, Blackfire and Aqualad, and Terra and DEATH!

Hated Characters

Sasuke: I don’t care what you Sasuke fangirls and (maybe) fanboys say, Sasuke’s a fucking ass and he needs to die. Especially after what he did to Dei-kun.

Terra: Words can't express my hatred. Let's just say, Temari's not even as bad as her since I only hate Temari if she's in the way of Shikaino. Terra...she just needs to die. I might even like SASUKE(filthy piece of crap that he is) more than her. I mean, there's a chance that he might actually come to his senses. But Terra. Oh my god, she's the most contradicting character ever. She says 'my name is terra and i've done horrible things. And I don't regret any of it' then, two episodes later she's all 'I'm sorry. I made a mistake.' She's a coward and she bothers me...a lot.

Funny Quotes and Chain Quotes:

Avatar- In the Desert

Sokka: Drink cactus juice!! It'll quench ya!! Nothings quenchier. It's the quenchiest!!

Katara: ...Okay, I think you had enough.

Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?

...Momo flying.

Toph: Can I get some of that Cactus?

Katara: I don't think that's a good idea. Come on, we need to find Aang.

Sokka: Psst, (quietly as if its a secret) how did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?

Katara: (Sigh)

Avatar- In the Desert

Katara: What is that?

Toph: What? What is what?

Sokka: It's a giant mushroom!! Maybe it's friendly!

Katara: Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.

Sokka: Friendly mushroom!! Mushy Giant friend!! (bowing down)

Avatar- Outside in Ba Sing Se

Katara: Okay, we'll split up and put the posters up all over town. Toph, you go with Sokka.

Toph: What? You think I can't put up a stupid poster all by myself!? (Spreads glue on wall and slams the front side on the wall.)

Silence

Toph: It's upside down, isn't it? I'll just go with Sokka.

Avatar- In Ba Sing Se in their House

Sokka: (Drawing)

Katara: We found a printer to make our posters.

Sokka: Hey, I thought the 'designing the lost Appa posters' was my job. I've been working all day on my Appa.

Aang: Sokka, the arrow goes on Appa's head.

Sokka: This is his head.

Katara: Why are feet coming out of it?

Sokka: Those are his horns! I haven't seen him in a while, okay.

Toph: It looks just like him to me!

Sokka: Thank you, I worked really... why do you feel the need to do that?

Katara: Let's just stick with the professional version.

Avatar- Running from Azula, Mae, and Ty Lee on the way to Ba Sing Se

Katara: Of course, we could've gotten some sleep earlier if Toph didn't have issues.

Toph: WHAT!?

Aang: Alright, alright, everyone's exhausted. Let's just get some rest.

Toph: No! I want to hear what Katara has to say. You think I have issues!?

Katara: I'm just saying. Maybe, if you helped out earlier we could've set up our camp faster and gotten some sleep. And then maybe we wouldn't BE IN THIS SITUATION!!

Toph: You're blaming me for this!? (She walks towards Katara.)

Aang: No, no. She's not blaming you.

Katara: No...I'm blaming her!

Toph: Hey!! I never asked you for diddly-doo-da!!

Avatar- In the Serpents Pass

The rocks are falling and Sokka pushes Suki out of the way. Toph saves Sokka.

Sokka: Suki!! Are you okay?! You have to be more careful!! C'mon!!

He walks away pushing Suki and leaves Toph.

Toph: Thanks for saving my life, Toph. Hey! no problem Sokka.

In reading class

Shonta: What did (Insert teacher's name) bring over here. It stinks.

Me: Her B.O. obviously!! You know that she stinks by now! She can't leave it somewhere! It's not like she's going to dump it off at the curb, come to school, and then pick it up later!

In reading class

The same disgusting teacher from above walked by and Shonta made a face.

ObnoxiouslyFunny: Did you see her face? (makes face)

Shonta: ...

Me: ...

O.F.: Oh, that face!! It was too funny for words!! It was indescribable! But...I just described it with my face, which isn't really describing it with words...So I'll just keep that comment to myself!

Me: But you can't keep that comment to yourself because you just said the whole thing out loud, you idiot!

Shonta: ...(shakes head)

Obnoxiouslyfunny(O.F.) and me (SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl) on the phone when she was typing her story.

O.F.: Oops, I can't type 'she' because then they'll know I'm a girl.

Me: They don't know you're a girl?

O.F.: No...Do they know you're a girl?

Me: Silence...(Insert real name)...Do you really not know?

O.F.: Noo. (It goes high and innocent.)

Me: What's my name again?

O.F: (Silence)...OH!! Oh, oh (busts out laughing.)

Me: (Joins her in laughing.)

Watching a Movie

Me: Oh! That looks like what's-it-called? -um...Will Turner! From Pirates, remember?

1st Cousin: No, he looks like that guy...something Brown? He was from Pirates of the Carribean.

Me: -.- Orlando Bloom?

1st Cousin: Yeah that's it!!

Me: That's what I said!! I said Will Turner from Pirates!

2nd Cousin: Oh my god, you know who he looks like?

Me: (Glares)

2nd Cousin: No, I'm not going to say he looks like Orlando. He looks like that guy from-

Me: Legalos? (annoyed)

2nd Cousin: No...um. That guy off of Lord of the Rings!

Me: ...I SAID THAT!! God, Will Turner IS Legalos and they are BOTH played by ORLANDO BLOOM!!

Cousins: (Cracking up)

At home while I was typing something and my 6-year-old sister was there.

Me: (Sister's name), how do you think Sasuke would wake up?

Sister: (lays down, closes her eyes and then sits straight up, glaring at the wall.) 'Time to ruin Sakura's day.'

Me: (On the floor, laughing)

Randomness

Cousin: Did you do something with your hair?

Me: (Sarcastically) No, I didn't do something with my hair. Just like you didn't get braces.

Cousin: But I did get braces.

Me: (Looks at her, blinks, and walks away.)

Random person on Youtube: "Naruto should've clawed Sasuke's eyes out. Try to get to Orochimaru when you're blind, bitch.”

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

'If You's:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't but you don't have a problem with becoming part of the 98 percent, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you LOVE Shikaino, copy this into your profile.

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

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And that's it for now- SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl