Sorry, i just can't commit to multi-chapter stories!!!

Hey, if you are here you obviously like my writing so thanks... or i like yours and if that is the case: keep up the great work and update soon please! haha

Real Name: Lauren... boring, i know

Pen Name: I got the idea from one of Simple Plan's songs: My Alien

Age: 17

Grade: Senior in high school (i'm almost FREE)

Sex: No thank you, maybe later

Location: Somewhere far less interesting than i wish it was

Favorite thing to do: Laugh... sleeping is a close second

Favorite Music: Yellowcard, Simple Plan, the Beatles, Michael Bublé, Panic! At The Disco, Lady Gaga, The Killers, Vanessa Carlton, Gwen Stefani, Katy Perry, Crash Romeo, The Kinks, Jet, Motion City Soundtrack, A New Found Glory

Favorite TV Shows: Pushing Daisies, Psych, Scrubs, Ugly Betty, Big Bang Theory and Glee

Favorite Movies: Fantastic Mr. Fox, V for Vendetta, American History X, Whip It, Inglorious Bastards, Moulin Rouge!, Romeo + Juliet (1996), The Darjeeling Limited, Across the Universe, Speedracer, Aladdin, Horton Hears a Who, Alice in Wonderland, Fight Club, The Wizard Of Oz, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Mean Girls, Kill Bill volume I, Kill Bill Volume II, Sky High, Bewitched, anything by Tim Burton, anything by Mel Brooks, anything by Monty Python.

Favorite Books: The Outsiders, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List, Audrey Wait!, Gingerbread, Shrimp, Cupcake, Romeo And Juliet, To Kill A Mockingbird, Can't Get There From Here, 1984, Brave New World and a whole lot more.

Favorite Mangas: Vamiper Knight, Crimson Hero, and Death Note

Favorite Comic Books: X-Men (almost all versions), Teen Titans

My Best Friend who is the only person that will have wicked awesome sword fights with me in the middle of Toys 'R' Us:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1844491/(She does TV Shows)

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Likes - Babe (my kitty), marching band bus rides, my best friends, soothies, laughing, stand up comedy, bright colors, well-written fanfiction, ice cream, reading in class, swinging, baking, doing nothing with my friends, music, weekends, summer, YouTube

Dislikes - Hearing people chew, slow walkers, feet, whiners, people who don't try, people who judge, jackassery

Random Fact - In Texas it is illegal to graffiti someone else's cow.

Is currently reading - This Lullaby by Sarah Dessen

Is currently listening to - Bullet Proof by La Roux

Is currently hating - school

Is currently watching - FIFA (aka the world cup)

Is randomly thinking about - why my leg is so itchy

Is currently obsessed with - Kindom Hearts... like always

Quotes:

Start at the beginning, and when you come to the end: stop - Alice in Wonderland

"I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin... I'm claiming the right to be unhappy" (Huxley 246).

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows - George Orwell

I'd like to end up sort of... unforgetable - John Lennon

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy to be normal. -Albert Camus

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted - John Lennon

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiset girls. I believe that tomorrows another day, and I believe in miracles. - Audrey Hepburn

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. - Ronald Reagan

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Well, uh, you two are busy being nude. So, uh, we'll just head out and, uh, let you be nude. - Stewie (Family Guy)

If I feel like a painting isn’t going well, I put a puppy in it. - Norman Rockwell

...and on with the stories!

-Your Alien-