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since: 10-08-06, id: 1146350, Profile Updated: 04-28-09
country: Hong Kong
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Author has written 42 stories for Sharpe, Doctor Who, and Supernatural.

Yeah hi. You might recognise me as the Soupdragon on Blogger, or Mardy Lass on LiveJournal, or TozaBoma over at SPNVille and The Vaults forum, and now on Twitter, too. Or not.

Ta to any and ALL who write reviews for me stuff ~ they are all gold dust, and mean a lot to me. Ta!

I've written six complete Sharpe stories, but only four appear here. The other two are on my own pages. Enjoy ~ I no longer write for Major Richard Sharpe, I'm afraid. And even though I still watch avidly, I no longer write Doctor Who stuff, either. Sorry.

Which brings us to Supernaturalville ~ everything I do, I do it for you. Now I have iPhone Dax, the stories just keep coming...

And now fert quotey-quote-quote bits:

For the past is steeped in shame, but tomorrow's fair game...

"~If you say 'mysterious ways' so help me I will kick your ass!"

"Well did you hear there's a natural order? Those deserving will end up with the most? That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top? Well I say: sh-t floats..."

"Hey, you know what, there's a tonne of lore on unicorns, too. 'Fact, I hear they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their ass!"

"At the Fit ay the Walk thir wir nae taxies. They only congregated here when ye didnae need em. Supposed tae be August, but ah'm freezin ma baws oaf here. Ah'm no sick yet, but it's in the f--kin post, that's fir sure."

"This is my Timey-Wimey Detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces - whether you want it to or not actually, so I've learnt to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."

"Ok! Weirdie McWeirderton!"


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1. When Is A Seal NOT A Seal? » reviews
SPOILERS TO 4x14. Knives and lives, songs and wrongs, bitches and stitches. Not necessarily in that order. An old friend needs The Boys. But as usual, it isn’t as simple as it first appears. Contains OC from 'A Helluva Level of Malevolence'. NOT a sequel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,666 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 4-28-09 - Pam & Castiel - Complete
2. Obesa Cantavit reviews
What follows the dying seconds of 4x22 season finale. SPOILERS! Sam and Dean have to deal with the aftermath. It's not what they expected.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
3. A Week With No Hunt reviews
Dean's bored, Sam's looking for work. Just a very, very short bit of fun. Rated K plus!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete
4. Means To An End » reviews
SEASON 4 SPOILERS up to 4x14. My vision of The End. Includes, inevitably, character death. Grew into a 3-shot: I simply couldn’t bear just a single chapter. Rated T for language and t'issues. AU! Honest, it's an AU!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-14-09 - Bobby S. & Castiel - Complete
5. Epitaph reviews
Slight spoilers up to 4x13. Written for The Vaults ‘Ruby is a bitch’ drabble challenge. Couldn’t get it down to a drabble. Sorry. Rated M for people almost doing the McNasty.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-09 - Ruby - Complete
6. 10,817 Days » reviews
It's 24th January and Sam has a masterplan. Just for once, could things go The Boys' way? More special guest appearances than you could poke in the eye with a stick to see if they're faking. Rated T for language, F for farce and O for "oh no you didn't!"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 1-23-09 - Bobby S. & Missouri - Complete
7. 99 Bottles reviews
NO SPOILERS FOR ANY SEASON. Sam has a bad dream.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-09 - John W. - Complete
8. Coffee Run reviews
The Impala gets five minutes to herself. Or so she thinks. Mild reference to the secret everyone knows happens to Dean at the beginning of ep 4x01 ‘Lazarus Rising’ . No other references or spoilers. Rated K .
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-09 - Complete
9. The One That Won't Be Made Into An Episode » reviews
Spoilers to 4x10 but NO MORE. Suspicious suicides may be the work of a Winchester. Sam is ready for another foe, but is it too close for Dean's comfort? Could he have an agenda for which Sam isn't ready? Inc. adult situations and if you're lucky, gore!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-20-08 - Complete
10. A Helluva Level o’ Malevolence » reviews
Sam needs some relaxation and well-meaning Dean thinks he knows exactly what kind. A routine sourcing trip for Bobby is going to do more than bring vengeful demons back from their past. How far would you go for your brother? Or your sister? NO s4 spoilers
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,917 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 11-16-08 - Complete
11. Much Ado About Pumpkins reviews
It’s Hallowe’en and The Boys would rather be anywhere else than a disused pumpkin farm, rounding up wayward spirits before The Witching Hour... No spoilers for anything. A one-shot. T for language. For Huey Riley Corey .
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
12. Bite Me » reviews
Babies, werewolves, wrong ends of many sticks and plain ol’ shootin’ and cussin’. Same-old same-old then, for a Winchester. Set some time between 3.11: Mystery Spot and 3.14: Long Distance Call. NO SEASON 4 SPOILERS!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,678 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-7-08 - Bobby S. - Complete
13. Sins Of The Father » reviews
Two brothers and their father become a case for Sam and Dean. But hunting these things and saving these people may bring more emotional baggage than even these two Unshed Man-Tear Wranglers can handle. Can Dean control his roving eye? Sam his Huff Quota?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,280 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 8-27-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
14. Have A Drink On Me reviews
For the Angela UnGen Challenge at SPNville dot net. A tale of shots, celebrations and disturbances of the peace, all on Sam’s special day. Rated T for language and situations.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
15. Towels At Dawn reviews
Shamefully salacious soap and slapping shower sheet shenanigans, written for the “Angela, keep fighting!” UnGen Challenge at SPNville dot net. Rated T for the whole damn thing. I make no apologies. It was nice to write. Very.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
16. The Key » reviews
Sam finds one last chance to break Dean’s deal. All they have to do is find The Key... Farce from start to finish! I'm going to get a reputation for these off-the-wallers... Rated T for language. NO SEASON FOUR SPOILERS IN HERE!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 7-30-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
17. Intervention Pending » reviews
Just another day at the office until some unusual communications are sent in and it’s up to the head boy to break it to the boss. Can he pull some strings? Now complete. Posted first at Supernaturalville dot net.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,577 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 6-22-08 - Complete
18. Secret Diary Of A Winchester » reviews
Lost fragments of Sam and Dean’s most personal diaries, back when they were young enough to write down what they actually thought. Rated K for one word, maybe: hey, they’re still Wee!chesters after all! Posted first st Supernaturalville dot net.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
19. What Was And What Should Be » reviews
John’s grandfather knows he shouldn’t be reminiscing and revealing the things he’s seen – but John wants him to tell him a story, dammit! Rated T for The Boys’ mouths mild, this time and some blood. Posted first at SPNville dot net.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
20. Where There's A Will » reviews
Dean’s deal is at hand. But the course of soul collection never did run smooth. A very long one-shot! And proof that I can do something Mr Kripke and his team of writers didn’t yet ! Rated T for language. Cross posted at SPNville dot net.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
21. Fortune Favours The Bold » reviews
Dean’s deal is due: it’s collection time. It’s time for belief, time for trust, time for goodbyes. But it’s never time for sacrifice. Can it really be time for Sam to let Dean go? SPOILERS to 3.12. Have faith in me for a good end!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
22. Walk The Prank reviews
Sam starts on Dean, so naturally, Dean starts on Sam. Sure, they can take the ganking, but can they take a pranking? Between episodes 3.3 and 3.4. Rated T for language. Written for the April UnGen Prank Wars Challenge over at Supernaturalville dot net.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
23. Bad Company » reviews
Divided we fall – especially if you’re a Winchester who suffers a momentary lapse of brotherly love. Comes after season 3, episode 3. Rated T for language, situations and adult humour. Cross-posted at Supernaturalville dot net.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-08 - Sam W. & Dean W.
24. Illegitimi Non Carborundum » reviews
Demons, demons, demons. What are you gonna do? A bit of humour, hopefully ending up on Sam’s required reading list over at Supernaturalville dot net. After episode 3.3, spoilers for end of season 2 and 3.1 – 3.3. Rated T for mild language and situations.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
25. Misnomer » reviews
The one that got away turns out to be harder to lose than they thought. Sam works hard at this one, while Dean finds out that getting the girl is not always a good thing. Rated T for innuendo, language, fighting and blood.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
26. TMI » reviews
Sam and Dean go to Michigan on a Hunt, and inadvertently find out more about each other than is comfortable. Mid-season 2. No spoilers. Just for fun! Apologies in advance for any mockery of the actors’ television careers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-24-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
27. If There’s Blame, There’s a Claim » reviews
An appealing Hunt appears right under the boys’ noses and it’s smiles all round for Sam. But then again, nothing in this job is what it seems. Mid season 2. No spoilers. Rated T for mild language and innuendo.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
28. Four Into Ten Does Go Part Two » reviews
Follows on from Part One. This is where it gets interesting... The Doctor needs help on this one, and finds it in the most unexpected of places... Rated T for VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-07 - Complete
29. Four Into Ten Does Go Part One » reviews
Part 1. Ten gets fish'n'chips and it all kicks off. But what does Martha know before he does? What is the strange machine? Why Glasgow? What have the sisters got to do with it? Part two finished. My last fic. Rated T for VERY STRONG LANGUAGE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,889 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-07 - Complete
30. Power, Or Lack Thereof » reviews
After TV series 3, no spoilers that I’m aware of. The poor old TARDIS suffers a power cut, and Ten and newboy Fergus have to get her fixed. Easy. Except for the blue aliens, manhunts, greeneyed monsters and the ubiquitous local politics. T for language.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-22-07 - Complete
31. Take Two Companions and Call Back In The Morning » reviews
After TV series 3 so MILD spoilers. Ten gets himself into trouble and needs Martha's expertise. But is that a new Companion she sees before her? Rated T for language.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete
32. The Half Fare » reviews
After TV series 3, so CONTAINS SPOILERS. Ten, without Martha now, finds himself on an ordinary train station, bumping into an ordinary boy. Or is he? Clocks, dads and trains: how much does the boy really know?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,719 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete
33. The Beast Without » reviews
Pre'Utopia'. Ten and Martha get stuck between a dragon and a hard Queen. It's not hard for the Doctor to make his choice, nor spring into action, but who will Martha believe? Rated T for some situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete
34. For Want Of A Key » reviews
Ten and Martha, pre'Utopia', let the TARDIS pick their next destination. Spaceships, lost identities and some old, old homegrown technology ensue. Rated T for some language and situations. Extra long and extra crunchy!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,695 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-1-07 - Complete
35. Slime and Queens and Choices, Oh Martha » reviews
Ten and Martha just want to go to the beach. Alien Queens, some difficult choices and lots and lots of slime get in the way. And a lyrics quiz. Rated T for generally mature concepts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete
36. Bad Jelly Babies » reviews
Ten and Martha find that not all jelly babies are good: some try to disconnect power and hunt down TARDISes... How far will Martha go to stop them? And who really knows the difference between a Frootmig Coupler and a Baseroteric DeAntonn Board anyway?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete
37. Rats and Clamped Ships » reviews
Ten and Martha return a rat to its home, only to have the TARDIS 'wheel clamped'. Getting her released is more fun that they would have thought... My 2nd DW fic. Very much in the spirit of a TV episode. Just for fun!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-24-07 - Complete
38. Who Chucked The Chucks? » reviews
Ten and Martha need to go shopping: a day in the life of other TARDIS rooms, sleeping habits and home truths. Happens straight after episode 3.6 The Lazarus Experiment. Very much in the style of a TV episode.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete
39. Sharpe's Words » reviews
Richard Sharpe, supposedly on the sick list, is charged with looking after two young daughters of a Colonel. Easy. Till one gets kidnapped... Re-listed in new Sharpe books category.
Sharpe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,758 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete
40. Sharpe's Book » reviews
Richard Sharpe must find a book of spys' names and return it to Wellington. Simple. Except he's not the only one after it. My 3rd fic. Re-listed in new Sharpe category.
Sharpe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,588 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete
41. Sharpe's Tea » reviews
Major Richard Sharpe and co. must reach a river before the French. And lay off the tea. Some swearing and battle scenes. My 2nd 'fic! Re-listed in new Sharpe books category.
Sharpe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,065 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete
42. Sharpe's Pits » reviews
Major Richard Sharpe and Sergeant Harper must reach a Spanish village, escorting 3 civilians, steal some supplies and give the French a good kicking. My first fic ever! Re-listed in new Sharpe book category.
Sharpe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,823 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete
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