FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Mardy Lass |
Author has written 42 stories for Sharpe, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. Yeah hi. You might recognise me as the Soupdragon on Blogger, or Mardy Lass on LiveJournal, or TozaBoma over at SPNVille and The Vaults forum, and now on Twitter, too. Or not. Ta to any and ALL who write reviews for me stuff ~ they are all gold dust, and mean a lot to me. Ta! I've written six complete Sharpe stories, but only four appear here. The other two are on my own pages. Enjoy ~ I no longer write for Major Richard Sharpe, I'm afraid. And even though I still watch avidly, I no longer write Doctor Who stuff, either. Sorry. Which brings us to Supernaturalville ~ everything I do, I do it for you. Now I have iPhone Dax, the stories just keep coming... And now fert quotey-quote-quote bits: For the past is steeped in shame, but tomorrow's fair game... "~If you say 'mysterious ways' so help me I will kick your ass!" "Well did you hear there's a natural order? Those deserving will end up with the most? That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top? Well I say: sh-t floats..." "Hey, you know what, there's a tonne of lore on unicorns, too. 'Fact, I hear they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their ass!" "At the Fit ay the Walk thir wir nae taxies. They only congregated here when ye didnae need em. Supposed tae be August, but ah'm freezin ma baws oaf here. Ah'm no sick yet, but it's in the f--kin post, that's fir sure." "This is my Timey-Wimey Detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces - whether you want it to or not actually, so I've learnt to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow." "Ok! Weirdie McWeirderton!" | |||||||||
1. When Is A Seal NOT A Seal? » reviewsSPOILERS TO 4x14. Knives and lives, songs and wrongs, bitches and stitches. Not necessarily in that order. An old friend needs The Boys. But as usual, it isn’t as simple as it first appears. Contains OC from 'A Helluva Level of Malevolence'. NOT a sequel.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,666 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 4-28-09 - Pam & Castiel - Complete2. Obesa Cantavit reviewsWhat follows the dying seconds of 4x22 season finale. SPOILERS! Sam and Dean have to deal with the aftermath. It's not what they expected.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete3. A Week With No Hunt reviewsDean's bored, Sam's looking for work. Just a very, very short bit of fun. Rated K plus!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete4. Means To An End » reviewsSEASON 4 SPOILERS up to 4x14. My vision of The End. Includes, inevitably, character death. Grew into a 3-shot: I simply couldn’t bear just a single chapter. Rated T for language and t'issues. AU! Honest, it's an AU!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-14-09 - Bobby S. & Castiel - Complete5. Epitaph reviewsSlight spoilers up to 4x13. Written for The Vaults ‘Ruby is a bitch’ drabble challenge. Couldn’t get it down to a drabble. Sorry. Rated M for people almost doing the McNasty.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-09 - Ruby - Complete6. 10,817 Days » reviewsIt's 24th January and Sam has a masterplan. Just for once, could things go The Boys' way? More special guest appearances than you could poke in the eye with a stick to see if they're faking. Rated T for language, F for farce and O for "oh no you didn't!"Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 1-23-09 - Bobby S. & Missouri - Complete7. 99 Bottles reviewsNO SPOILERS FOR ANY SEASON. Sam has a bad dream.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-09 - John W. - Complete8. Coffee Run reviewsThe Impala gets five minutes to herself. Or so she thinks. Mild reference to the secret everyone knows happens to Dean at the beginning of ep 4x01 ‘Lazarus Rising’ . No other references or spoilers. Rated K .Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-09 - Complete9. The One That Won't Be Made Into An Episode » reviewsSpoilers to 4x10 but NO MORE. Suspicious suicides may be the work of a Winchester. Sam is ready for another foe, but is it too close for Dean's comfort? Could he have an agenda for which Sam isn't ready? Inc. adult situations and if you're lucky, gore!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-20-08 - Complete10. A Helluva Level o’ Malevolence » reviewsSam needs some relaxation and well-meaning Dean thinks he knows exactly what kind. A routine sourcing trip for Bobby is going to do more than bring vengeful demons back from their past. How far would you go for your brother? Or your sister? NO s4 spoilersSupernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,917 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 11-16-08 - Complete11. Much Ado About Pumpkins reviewsIt’s Hallowe’en and The Boys would rather be anywhere else than a disused pumpkin farm, rounding up wayward spirits before The Witching Hour... No spoilers for anything. A one-shot. T for language. For Huey Riley Corey .Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete12. Bite Me » reviewsBabies, werewolves, wrong ends of many sticks and plain ol’ shootin’ and cussin’. Same-old same-old then, for a Winchester. Set some time between 3.11: Mystery Spot and 3.14: Long Distance Call. NO SEASON 4 SPOILERS!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,678 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-7-08 - Bobby S. - Complete13. Sins Of The Father » reviewsTwo brothers and their father become a case for Sam and Dean. But hunting these things and saving these people may bring more emotional baggage than even these two Unshed Man-Tear Wranglers can handle. Can Dean control his roving eye? Sam his Huff Quota?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,280 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 8-27-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete14. Have A Drink On Me reviewsFor the Angela UnGen Challenge at SPNville dot net. A tale of shots, celebrations and disturbances of the peace, all on Sam’s special day. Rated T for language and situations.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete15. Towels At Dawn reviewsShamefully salacious soap and slapping shower sheet shenanigans, written for the “Angela, keep fighting!” UnGen Challenge at SPNville dot net. Rated T for the whole damn thing. I make no apologies. It was nice to write. Very.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete16. The Key » reviewsSam finds one last chance to break Dean’s deal. All they have to do is find The Key... Farce from start to finish! I'm going to get a reputation for these off-the-wallers... Rated T for language. NO SEASON FOUR SPOILERS IN HERE!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 7-30-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete17. Intervention Pending » reviewsJust another day at the office until some unusual communications are sent in and it’s up to the head boy to break it to the boss. Can he pull some strings? Now complete. Posted first at Supernaturalville dot net.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,577 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 6-22-08 - Complete18. Secret Diary Of A Winchester » reviewsLost fragments of Sam and Dean’s most personal diaries, back when they were young enough to write down what they actually thought. Rated K for one word, maybe: hey, they’re still Wee!chesters after all! Posted first st Supernaturalville dot net.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete19. What Was And What Should Be » reviewsJohn’s grandfather knows he shouldn’t be reminiscing and revealing the things he’s seen – but John wants him to tell him a story, dammit! Rated T for The Boys’ mouths mild, this time and some blood. Posted first at SPNville dot net.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete20. Where There's A Will » reviewsDean’s deal is at hand. But the course of soul collection never did run smooth. A very long one-shot! And proof that I can do something Mr Kripke and his team of writers didn’t yet ! Rated T for language. Cross posted at SPNville dot net.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete21. Fortune Favours The Bold » reviewsDean’s deal is due: it’s collection time. It’s time for belief, time for trust, time for goodbyes. But it’s never time for sacrifice. Can it really be time for Sam to let Dean go? SPOILERS to 3.12. Have faith in me for a good end!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete22. Walk The Prank reviewsSam starts on Dean, so naturally, Dean starts on Sam. Sure, they can take the ganking, but can they take a pranking? Between episodes 3.3 and 3.4. Rated T for language. Written for the April UnGen Prank Wars Challenge over at Supernaturalville dot net.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete23. Bad Company » reviewsDivided we fall – especially if you’re a Winchester who suffers a momentary lapse of brotherly love. Comes after season 3, episode 3. Rated T for language, situations and adult humour. Cross-posted at Supernaturalville dot net.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-08 - Sam W. & Dean W.24. Illegitimi Non Carborundum » reviewsDemons, demons, demons. What are you gonna do? A bit of humour, hopefully ending up on Sam’s required reading list over at Supernaturalville dot net. After episode 3.3, spoilers for end of season 2 and 3.1 – 3.3. Rated T for mild language and situations.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete25. Misnomer » reviewsThe one that got away turns out to be harder to lose than they thought. Sam works hard at this one, while Dean finds out that getting the girl is not always a good thing. Rated T for innuendo, language, fighting and blood.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete26. TMI » reviewsSam and Dean go to Michigan on a Hunt, and inadvertently find out more about each other than is comfortable. Mid-season 2. No spoilers. Just for fun! Apologies in advance for any mockery of the actors’ television careers.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-24-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete27. If There’s Blame, There’s a Claim » reviewsAn appealing Hunt appears right under the boys’ noses and it’s smiles all round for Sam. But then again, nothing in this job is what it seems. Mid season 2. No spoilers. Rated T for mild language and innuendo.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete28. Four Into Ten Does Go Part Two » reviewsFollows on from Part One. This is where it gets interesting... The Doctor needs help on this one, and finds it in the most unexpected of places... Rated T for VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-07 - Complete29. Four Into Ten Does Go Part One » reviewsPart 1. Ten gets fish'n'chips and it all kicks off. But what does Martha know before he does? What is the strange machine? Why Glasgow? What have the sisters got to do with it? Part two finished. My last fic. Rated T for VERY STRONG LANGUAGEDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,889 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-07 - Complete30. Power, Or Lack Thereof » reviewsAfter TV series 3, no spoilers that I’m aware of. The poor old TARDIS suffers a power cut, and Ten and newboy Fergus have to get her fixed. Easy. Except for the blue aliens, manhunts, greeneyed monsters and the ubiquitous local politics. T for language.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-22-07 - Complete31. Take Two Companions and Call Back In The Morning » reviewsAfter TV series 3 so MILD spoilers. Ten gets himself into trouble and needs Martha's expertise. But is that a new Companion she sees before her? Rated T for language.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete32. The Half Fare » reviewsAfter TV series 3, so CONTAINS SPOILERS. Ten, without Martha now, finds himself on an ordinary train station, bumping into an ordinary boy. Or is he? Clocks, dads and trains: how much does the boy really know?Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,719 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete33. The Beast Without » reviewsPre'Utopia'. Ten and Martha get stuck between a dragon and a hard Queen. It's not hard for the Doctor to make his choice, nor spring into action, but who will Martha believe? Rated T for some situations.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete34. For Want Of A Key » reviewsTen and Martha, pre'Utopia', let the TARDIS pick their next destination. Spaceships, lost identities and some old, old homegrown technology ensue. Rated T for some language and situations. Extra long and extra crunchy!Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,695 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-1-07 - Complete35. Slime and Queens and Choices, Oh Martha » reviewsTen and Martha just want to go to the beach. Alien Queens, some difficult choices and lots and lots of slime get in the way. And a lyrics quiz. Rated T for generally mature concepts.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete36. Bad Jelly Babies » reviewsTen and Martha find that not all jelly babies are good: some try to disconnect power and hunt down TARDISes... How far will Martha go to stop them? And who really knows the difference between a Frootmig Coupler and a Baseroteric DeAntonn Board anyway?Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete37. Rats and Clamped Ships » reviewsTen and Martha return a rat to its home, only to have the TARDIS 'wheel clamped'. Getting her released is more fun that they would have thought... My 2nd DW fic. Very much in the spirit of a TV episode. Just for fun!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-24-07 - Complete38. Who Chucked The Chucks? » reviewsTen and Martha need to go shopping: a day in the life of other TARDIS rooms, sleeping habits and home truths. Happens straight after episode 3.6 The Lazarus Experiment. Very much in the style of a TV episode.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete39. Sharpe's Words » reviewsRichard Sharpe, supposedly on the sick list, is charged with looking after two young daughters of a Colonel. Easy. Till one gets kidnapped... Re-listed in new Sharpe books category.Sharpe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,758 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete40. Sharpe's Book » reviewsRichard Sharpe must find a book of spys' names and return it to Wellington. Simple. Except he's not the only one after it. My 3rd fic. Re-listed in new Sharpe category.Sharpe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,588 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete41. Sharpe's Tea » reviewsMajor Richard Sharpe and co. must reach a river before the French. And lay off the tea. Some swearing and battle scenes. My 2nd 'fic! Re-listed in new Sharpe books category.Sharpe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,065 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete42. Sharpe's Pits » reviewsMajor Richard Sharpe and Sergeant Harper must reach a Spanish village, escorting 3 civilians, steal some supplies and give the French a good kicking. My first fic ever! Re-listed in new Sharpe book category.Sharpe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,823 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete
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