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Mardy Lass
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since: 10-08-06, id: 1146350, Profile edited: 05-30-08
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Author has written 26 stories for Book X-overs, Doctor Who, and Supernatural.

Ta to any and ALL who write reviews for me stuff ~ they are all gold dust, and mean a lot to me. Ta!

And ta very much to Persiflage for pointing out that I'd mis-labelled the Time Rotor as a Time Meter. Your attention to detail allows me to correct my muppetry. I am very grateful!

For all those who have asked, I have actually written six complete Sharpe stories, but only four appear here. The other two are on my own pages. Enjoy ~ I no longer write for Major Richard Sharpe, I'm afraid.

I have no idea how long I'll continue doing Supernatural stories ~ I thought with TV episode 3.16 in my DVD player I'd find it hard to write much more, but in a surprising twist of fate I seem to be forever finding more stories to jot down. Blame my new iPod Touch (Bob III) for that one.

And so to Supernaturalville ~ everything I do, I do it for you.

Doctor Who is back on telly, and I am watching so very avidly, but who knows (no pun intended) when I'll write the good Doctor Ten again?

And now fert quotey-quote-quote bits:

For the past is steeped in shame, but tomorrow's fair game...

"Dude, I full-on Swayze'd that mother!"

"Well did you hear there's a natural order? Those deserving will end up with the most? That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top? Well I say: sh-t floats..."

"Hey, you know what, there's a tonne of lore on unicorns, too. 'Fact, I hear they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their ass!"

"At the Fit ay the Walk thir wir nae taxies. They only congregated here when ye didnae need em. Supposed tae be August, but ah'm freezin ma baws oaf here. Ah'm no sick yet, but it's in the f--kin post, that's fir sure."

"This is my Timey-Wimey Detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces - whether you want it to or not actually, so I've learnt to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."

"Ok! Weirdie McWeirderton!"

"I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back! I play for keeps, 'cos I might not make it back. I been everywhere, still I'm standing tall - I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all! I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride ~ I'm wanted (WANTED!) dead or alive..."




1. Intervention Pending » reviews
Just another day at the office until some unusual communications are sent in and it’s up to the head boy to break it to the boss. Can he pull some strings? Now complete. Posted first at Supernaturalville dot net.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,577 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 6-22-08
2. Secret Diary Of A Winchester » reviews
Lost fragments of Sam and Dean’s most personal diaries, back when they were young enough to write down what they actually thought. Rated K for one word, maybe: hey, they’re still Wee!chesters after all! Posted first st Supernaturalville dot net.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 6-22-08
3. What Was And What Should Be »
John’s grandfather knows he shouldn’t be reminiscing and revealing the things he’s seen – but John wants him to tell him a story, dammit! Rated T for The Boys’ mouths mild, this time and some blood. Posted first at SPNville dot net.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-30-08
4. Where There's A Will » reviews
Dean’s deal is at hand. But the course of soul collection never did run smooth. A very long one-shot! And proof that I can do something Mr Kripke and his team of writers didn’t yet ! Rated T for language. Cross posted at SPNville dot net.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
5. Fortune Favours The Bold » reviews
Dean’s deal is due: it’s collection time. It’s time for belief, time for trust, time for goodbyes. But it’s never time for sacrifice. Can it really be time for Sam to let Dean go? SPOILERS to 3.12. Have faith in me for a good end!
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
6. Walk The Prank reviews
Sam starts on Dean, so naturally, Dean starts on Sam. Sure, they can take the ganking, but can they take a pranking? Between episodes 3.3 and 3.4. Rated T for language. Written for the April UnGen Prank Wars Challenge over at Supernaturalville dot net.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 4-19-08
7. Bad Company » reviews
Divided we fall – especially if you’re a Winchester who suffers a momentary lapse of brotherly love. Comes after season 3, episode 3. Rated T for language, situations and adult humour. Cross-posted at Supernaturalville dot net.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,302 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 3-24-08
8. Illegitimi Non Carborundum » reviews
Demons, demons, demons. What are you gonna do? A bit of humour, hopefully ending up on Sam’s required reading list over at Supernaturalville dot net. After episode 3.3, spoilers for end of season 2 and 3.1 – 3.3. Rated T for mild language and situations.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-23-08
9. Misnomer » reviews
The one that got away turns out to be harder to lose than they thought. Sam works hard at this one, while Dean finds out that getting the girl is not always a good thing. Rated T for innuendo, language, fighting and blood.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,476 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-19-08
10. TMI » reviews
Sam and Dean go to Michigan on a Hunt, and inadvertently find out more about each other than is comfortable. Mid-season 2. No spoilers. Just for fun! Apologies in advance for any mockery of the actors’ television careers.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,407 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 1-24-08
11. If There’s Blame, There’s a Claim » reviews
An appealing Hunt appears right under the boys’ noses and it’s smiles all round for Sam. But then again, nothing in this job is what it seems. Mid season 2. No spoilers. Rated T for mild language and innuendo.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07
12. Four Into Ten Does Go Part Two » reviews
Follows on from Part One. This is where it gets interesting... The Doctor needs help on this one, and finds it in the most unexpected of places... Rated T for VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,208 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 11-9-07
13. Four Into Ten Does Go Part One » reviews
Part 1. Ten gets fish'n'chips and it all kicks off. But what does Martha know before he does? What is the strange machine? Why Glasgow? What have the sisters got to do with it? Part two finished. My last fic. Rated T for VERY STRONG LANGUAGE
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,889 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 11-9-07
14. Power, Or Lack Thereof » reviews
After TV series 3, no spoilers that I’m aware of. The poor old TARDIS suffers a power cut, and Ten and newboy Fergus have to get her fixed. Easy. Except for the blue aliens, manhunts, greeneyed monsters and the ubiquitous local politics. T for language.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 9-22-07
15. Take Two Companions and Call Back In The Morning » reviews
After TV series 3 so MILD spoilers. Ten gets himself into trouble and needs Martha's expertise. But is that a new Companion she sees before her? Rated T for language.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 9-3-07
16. The Half Fare » reviews
After TV series 3, so CONTAINS SPOILERS. Ten, without Martha now, finds himself on an ordinary train station, bumping into an ordinary boy. Or is he? Clocks, dads and trains: how much does the boy really know?
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,719 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 8-17-07
17. The Beast Without » reviews
Pre'Utopia'. Ten and Martha get stuck between a dragon and a hard Queen. It's not hard for the Doctor to make his choice, nor spring into action, but who will Martha believe? Rated T for some situations.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
18. For Want Of A Key » reviews
Ten and Martha, pre'Utopia', let the TARDIS pick their next destination. Spaceships, lost identities and some old, old homegrown technology ensue. Rated T for some language and situations. Extra long and extra crunchy!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,695 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 7-1-07
19. Slime and Queens and Choices, Oh Martha » reviews
Ten and Martha just want to go to the beach. Alien Queens, some difficult choices and lots and lots of slime get in the way. And a lyrics quiz. Rated T for generally mature concepts.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-15-07
20. Bad Jelly Babies » reviews
Ten and Martha find that not all jelly babies are good: some try to disconnect power and hunt down TARDISes... How far will Martha go to stop them? And who really knows the difference between a Frootmig Coupler and a Baseroteric DeAntonn Board anyway?
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-4-07
21. Rats and Clamped Ships » reviews
Ten and Martha return a rat to its home, only to have the TARDIS 'wheel clamped'. Getting her released is more fun that they would have thought... My 2nd DW fic. Very much in the spirit of a TV episode. Just for fun!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
22. Who Chucked The Chucks? » reviews
Ten and Martha need to go shopping: a day in the life of other TARDIS rooms, sleeping habits and home truths. Happens straight after episode 3.6 The Lazarus Experiment. Very much in the style of a TV episode.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 5-18-07
23. Sharpe's Words » reviews
Richard Sharpe, supposedly on the sick list, is charged with looking after two young daughters of a Colonel. Easy. Till one gets kidnapped... My 4th fic. Here cos can't create dedicated Sharpe C2. Mardy.
Complete - Book X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,758 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 12-10-06
24. Sharpe's Book » reviews
Richard Sharpe must find a book of spys' names and return it to Wellington. Simple. Except he's not the only one after it. My 3rd fic, here cos can't seem to create a dedicated 'Richard Sharpe' C2. Mardy
Complete - Book X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,588 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 12-10-06
25. Sharpe's Tea » reviews
Major Richard Sharpe and co. must reach a river before the French. And lay off the tea. Some swearing and battle scenes. My 2nd 'fic! Listed here cos couldn't find 'Sharpe' category... Mardy.
Complete - Book X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,065 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 11-15-06
26. Sharpe's Pits » reviews
Major Richard Sharpe and Sergeant Harper must reach a Spanish village, escorting 3 civilians, steal some supplies and give the French a good kicking. My first fic ever! Can't find dedicated Sharpe C2. Mardy.
Complete - Book X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,823 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06
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