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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach. This is the profile of ﮘ A.K.A. Voltage23 A.K.A. The Author Fomerly Known as Iregyura-Baka Okay Peoples! Here we GO =Proud Member of NMO= Name: Alexander Birthday: November 27th Gender: Male Natural Hair Color: Dark Falu Red... Yes, thats right, Falu Red... Its been Proven... Natural Eye Color: Dark Seal Brown Location: Texas Favorate Color(s): Black, Red, and Blue. Favorate Food(s): Mexican Foods, Ramen, Rice (of any kind, actually), Hamburgers, and Queso! (Cheese) Favorate Music: Metal, Hard Rock, and Alternative Rock About Me: So... A year later this thing Updates... Alright so I'm a Junior at El Dorado High School... Still sucky, but hey! I've been reconnecting with people I've been dick/an ass/rude/mean/hateful to and I'm enjoyin the hell out of it! Sophmore Year was great, I only can expect greater things this year... except the classes, since I'm taking fucking Advanced Placement classes! Craaap! But, I digress. My personality has shifted greatly since last year mostly cause I'm starting to think I may have autism... It would make alot of thims more sensable if I was, so yeah. Still don't have the courage to ask my parents, but as long as it doesn't kill me, I'm fine by being left wondering about it. Not much else to say except that I quit smoking pot... haha, more like I accidentally stopped smoking... But yeah, other than that I'm all cool. Still a fantastic liar, though! =D Likes: Anime/Manga, Video Games, Sleeping in Geometry, Listening to Music, Playing Music, Foruming (yeah...) and jammin the fuck out! Dislikes: Stupid People, Yaoi, Chores, Cleaning, Yaoi, Whory Girls, Assholes, Yaoi, Sandwiches, Yaoi, AP Classes, Yaoi, Homework, Bitchy Teachers, Whiners, Yaoi, Yaoi and Yaoi. It largely bothers me that most Naruto fanfics (practically all) are like... Yaoi... I had to surf through twelve pages once (TWELVE PAGES!! WTF!!) just to find a story without Yaoi... and it wasn't a very good story, truth be told. Fears: Getting caught in a big 'ol lie... Goals: DOCTOR! Mangas So Far: Naruto (Up to Date...); Bleach (Up To Date...); Tenjho Tenge (Stopped); Negima (Stopped); Fruits Basket (Completed); Kanon (Completed); Inuyasha (Completed, Finally); Chobits (Stopped); FLCL (Completed), to-LOVE-ru (Up To Date...); Fairy Tail (Up To Date...); Full Metal Alchemist (Up To Date...); Azumanga Daioh (Completed); Death Note (Completed) Animes So Far: Naruto (Completed); Naruto: Shippuden (Stopped, Fillers); Bleach (Stopped, Fillers); Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-Chan (Cannot Find 2nd Season); Grenadier, Senshi of Smiles (Completed), Kanon (Completed); Fruits Basket (Completed); Azumanga Daioh (Completed); Dragonball (Completed); Dragonball Z (Completed); Dragonball GT (Completed); Sailor Moon (Completed); Shaman King (Stopped); Sonic X (Completed); One Piece (Stopped); Full Metal Alchemist (Completed); Kirby (Stopped); Chobits (Stopped); Negima (Completed); Case Closed (Stopped); YuYu Hakusho (Stopped); Kodocha (Completed); Slayers (Stopped); Spiral (Stopped); Blue Gender (Completed); Inuyasha (Completed); FLCL (Completed); Yu-Gi-Oh! (Completed); Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (Stopped); Transformers: Armada (Completed); Transformers: Energon (Completed); Transformers: Cybertron (Stopped); Pokemon (Stopped); Cowboy Bebop (Completed); Big O (Completed); Cardcaptor Sakura (Completed); Digimon Adventure 01 (Completed); Digimon Adventure 02 (Completed); Digimon Tamers (Completed); Digimon Fronter (Completed); Dual (Completed); Gate Keepers 21 (Completed); Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex (Completed); Ghost in the Shell: 2nd Gig (Completed); Kikaider (Completed); MAR (Stopped); Outlaw Star (Completed); Reign: The Conquerer (Completed); Tenchi Muyo (Completed); Tenchi Universe (Completed); Tenchi in Tokyo (Completed); Samurai Champloo (Completed); Witch Hunter Robin (Stopped); s-CRY-ed (Completed); Trigun (Completed); Rurouni Kenshin (Completed); Eureka Seven (Completed); Rave Master (Stopped); Zach Bell (Stopped); R.O.D. -The TV- (Completed); Code Geass (Up To Date...); Death Note (Completed); Gundam Seed (Completed); Gundam Seed Destiny (Completed); Gundam Wing (Completed); to-LOVE-ru (Cannot find a good, constant, Subber) Wow... I've seen a lot more Anime than I've read Manga... My Favorate Quotes- 1. There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. -Orochimaru 2. Death solves all problems. No man - no problem. -Joseph Stalin 3. Its not what you say or do that grants you rank in heaven, but how well you lie. -Unknown Pairings- 1. NaruHina (Naruto) - NARUHINA FTW =NaruHina-tard= 2. YuuMako (Kanon) - Its Cute... So... Touching... =Weeping= 3. TohruKyo (Fruits Basket) - It was meant to be! lol... 4. RanGin (Bleach) - I Dunno, I just happen to like this alot! 5. IchiOri (Bleach) - ALSO meant to be! 6. InuKago (Inuyasha) - It was fate... lol... 7. ShikaTema (Naruto) - Not the feigntest idea why I actually like this pair so much... 8. SasuKarin (Naruto) - Atleast now I can say something else other than "SasuSaku!" 9. NaruSaku (Naruto) - Yeah... I can't help it... 10. YuuAyu (Kanon) - Fucking Cute and Touching! Moments don't get better than that! Randomonious (Word?) Situations -Add To this Section as I'm Bored- Jose: I think people who have sex at school are just retarded. I mean... you could get caught all easlily. Alan: But what if you can't do it at home? There's always the stairs... Jose: Dude, just... no...! Calvin: Alright then, how about this... What if theres this fine ass chick, hot and everything. You're talking to her and she tells you "I wanna have sex with you..." Now, she tells you that her house is bad because her parents are always home and they don't let her go to people's houses who they dunno personally. So she tells you "Our only spot is in a classroom... but really early so nobody is there." So she tells you to get to school at like six in the morning. The lights are off and you can't see shit and you call out her name. She calls back. Her voice. You feel her up. Her body. Then you two start doing it. Roughly. And while you're poundin' that shit all hard, what if you hit the lightswitch and it turns out to be Mrs. Paugh (the principal). Would you keep going, or would you stop? Everyone: ROFL! -Short Pause- Everyone: ... 0_0 Calvin: Well? Jose: Damn... I'd fucking stop! That shit's gross! Calvin: Fuck it, I'd turn the lights off and keep going until I finish! Everyone: 0_0; -Kalil walks up- Kalil: Fuck that, I'd do her with the lights on since I already know who it is! Everyone: ROFL!! Jose: Augh dude, those smoothies at that one shop are so fucking good... but they make you feel so damn unmanly! Jacob: Why? Jose: Cause the straw is like... huge... Michael and Jacob: So? Me: Its like sucking on a penis... Everyone: ROFL! Jacob: Hahaha! It's Funny cause its true! Me: Dude, Calvin, You're fuckin' weird! Calvin: Its not my fault I'm a dreamer! Oscar: Shut up, queen, go smoke a bowl of dicks! Alan: Go die, fatass, go make chocolate! Calvin: Okay... This turned into a discussion of moms, to dicks, to chocolate...What do you call that!? Me: Best. Segway. Ever... Everyone: ROFL! Jacob: Yeah so I can't fight anymore cause my girlfriend said that if I did, she would leave me. It sucked because I had my knife out and everything, but she walked infront and grabbed it and i'm all -shakes head-. Yeah so I was all- -I accidentally cut him off by making a fart noise with a cup top- Everyone: Lol! Michael: Dude, Jacob here is trying to be all sireal and you're being immature! Me: And you just pretended to be Al Gore... Yeah... Real Mature... Jacob: ... Right, so anyway -I make the noise again- Me: My Bad... Everyone: LOL! Kevin L: sigh Hector: Dude, why do all those Cholos (wannabe gangster Mexicans) sit in that corner all together? Kevin L: Who cares? Me: -Strained Mexican Impression- Becauss Cholos steek togeder -esse! -They all stand up- All of us: -Loud Whisper- Oh shit! -They walk Past us- Hector: Shut up, man! Kevin L: Dude, Alex. Your friend, Jacob, was about to throw it down with this Emo Kid... Me: I know alot of Emo Kids... Kevin: Well... He's got a kind of trench coat... a small one... Andrew: Oh, I've seen him! Me: ... Huh? Kevin L: Long ass biker boots? Me: ...? Jorge: He's talked to Leslie before... Andrew: He's like a Pale Tan... Me: ...? Kevin L: Look Kinda Gay... Me: OH! I KNOW WHO THAT IS!! -Continued from above, some time later- -The guy they were talking about walks by- Me: -grabs Kevin's shoulder- That guy!? Kevin: YEAH!! Me: Well I'ma go write. Punks. Jamie: NO! DON'T LEAVE, OTO(1)! I'LL MISS YOU! Me: I wont leave, I'll just be absorbed in writing that I wont care what anyone says here! -Happy Anime Face- Mital: Okay, Oto Likes Men. -I kick him in the nuts- Me: I havent left yet... -Mital tears up from the pain- -Alex's eyes get all wide at what she's just seen- -Mital falls to the ground and cries- Alex: Aww!! Are you okay, Ren(1)-kun? Mital: N-no... It hurts so bad... (1) Its a nickname -Some time after the above happens- -I come back- Mital: Where'd everybody go? Jamie: Still here... Alex: Here!! -Happy Anime Face- Mital: Oh... Haha! 'Cept Oto... Who Likes Men... -He slowly stands up- -I kick Mital in the nuts again- -Mital tears up and collapses onto the floor then vomits- Me: I came back right around when people started calling out "here" so technically I was here... Asshole... -Mital coughs- Jamie: Ren, you're clearly the underdog... -Alex wipes Mital's mouth with her sleeve and pats his back- -Mital tears up again- Jamie: Awww... -he hugs Mital- Mital: Oh god, not the hug! The Pain! Mital: Nobody Loves me... -Tears- Jamie: I love you, Ren-kun! -Grin- Alex: I love you!! -Happy Anime Face- Me: I LOVE YOU! -Largest Smile I've ever Smiled- Mital: Yay! Me: I just said that so that I wouldn't be excluded! -Laughs- -Mital makes a sad face- Andrew: Hey, Alex. Ass or Tits? Me: Hmm... Ass... Andrew: Okay, You -Hits Kevin in the shoulder- Ass or Tits? Kevin L: Hmm... I'ma have ta go with Ass... You? Andrew: Ass too... Hey, Kevin! -Hits other Kevin in the shoulder- Ass or Tits? Kevin B: Sure! Calvin: Hey, why do you guys always crowd around my locker... There are plenty of other spaces around here! Me: Because, Calvin... You're locker is number one... -I nod- Calvin: Holy Shit... Me: Hmm? -He Points behind me at his locker- -I look up at it and see that his Locker's Number is, infact, "1"- Me: What the fuck!? Kevin L: Dude, Gay couples are weird! Everyone: FUCK YEAH! Kevin L: I remember me and Chris Quesada are just walkin down the hall and we see these two guys makin' out and we're just like "What the fuck?" My teacher would be all, "Hey guys... Don't cuss..." and we'd go, "But you saw that, right?" "Yeah... Yeah I did..." Jorge: It's also weird that- Andrew: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? -Starts to hammer the sand next to us with a wooden stick- Jorge: SON OF A BITCH! -Jorge and Kevin Barragan all get off the couch while I just stare at the insect he was hitting- -Andrew crushes the insect (which was in between my legs, by the way) and sits back down in the chair- Andrew: Okay, and you were saying... Everyone: ... Kevin L: ... What the fuck!? Me: In the entire time we talked about gay people being weird and Andrew going balistic over a small wasp, we killed only 5 minutes... but... in the entire time we talked about Andrew going balistic over a small wasp, we killed 10 minutes! Kevin B: Holy Shit! Alan: Dude, I saw some weird shit like a long time ago... Abel: What? Alan: This dude hypnotized people and then made them have orgasms... Eveyone: What!? Alan: Yeah dude, he's all, "Alright now... HAVE AN ORGASM!" and then the people would be all, "AAAAAUGH!" "HUUUUUUH!" "HAAAAAH!!" "AAAAAAAAAH!" "OOOOOOOH!" Calvin (from afar): WHO'S FUCKING OVERTHERE!? -My Chat Window opens up suddenly- Alex: -Anime Happy Face- -Some Time Later after Above- Alex:B Kevin L: What the fuck is up with this random celebasy call? Me: I dunno... Kevin L: What the fuck? Andrew, you're not gunna do it too, right? Me: Of course he's not! He's still eager to get rid of his V Plates! Andrew: What, Stop Smoking? -Small Pause- Kevin L: ... You're a fucking idiot... Andrew: Foo, I wasn't here for the whole conversation! Kevin L: Well read back! Andrew: Bitch! -Some Time Passes- Andrew: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. Kevin L: Wear the Silver Ring Thing? Andrew: Most likely not though. Kevin L: What the hell? Andrew: What? Me: Andrew... You... ... Are Fucking Retarded, Dude... Andrew: I guess, foo. Kevin L/Me: ROFL! Me: Guey! That Arrancar's name is Barragan, Guey! Kevin B: Awesome! Me: He's an old Fucker! Kevin B: Shit! -For Future Generations!- Fanfiction Status- The Dog, The Flower, and The Fox - (Naruto) - Done (Abandoned) Sanctuary Within - (Naruto) - Hiatus (Abandoned?) Unnamed Cooperation Fanfic - (Who Knows?) - Planned (Abandoned?) Nightmare Requiem - (Bleach) - Hiatus (Abandoned) Melodies For The Lost - (Crossover) - Planned (Main Priority) | |||||||
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