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| sockie1000 |
Author has written 33 stories for Hawaii Five-0, Person of Interest, and Chaos. Well, I guess if I'm changing my icon, I might as well change my profile too! Because seriously, how could I *not* use that awesome sign? (Yes, that is an actual sign from Waikiki.) Apparently, the coconuts there are really vicious. They don't just fall on you-- they hurtle themselves at you at speeds so fast they disrupt the air behind them, causing black lines to trail in their wake! And no one is safe, not even little stick figure families. I'm sure if there was a stick figure dog on the sign, he'd have a murderous coconut after him as well. Maybe Danny was on to something after all. Maybe helmets should be required for anyone who is willing to risk their lives by sitting underneath a palm tree. And maybe they should change the wording because, really, "Beware" does not convey the danger strongly enough. Maybe they should replace "Beware, Falling Coconuts" with "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! OR YOU WILL DIE!!!" Maybe then we would finally get the message and countless thousands of stick figures could be saved from senseless, brutal coconut deaths. Oh, and if you checked this page to find out about me, well, I'm not as interesting as the sign. I write and when I'm lucky, I beta. Fic is fun but the best thing about it is all the great friends I have made. (Everybody say "awwww...") Perhaps corny, but true. I mainly write H50 but have strayed in the past year, dabbling into other fandoms. I'm hoping my H50 muse will kick back in soon or Cokie will kill me. Seriously. She will. She might even send a coconut to do the job. If you like a story, I love reviews. And if you don't like one, well, let me know that, too. I can't improve if I don't know. That's about it. Oh, and no coconuts (or stick figures) were harmed in the writing of this profile. | |||||
1. Born for Adversity » reviewsReserve weekend. A training jump. At night. Over the ocean. With a storm coming in. Sounds like a bad idea for Steve. Sounds like a good idea for anyone who loves Steve whump.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 6-12-13 - Published: 5-29-13 - Steve M. & Danny W.2. No Substitutions Allowed reviewsSometimes, it sucks to be the new guy.Chaos - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-13 - Rick M. - Complete3. Danny and the Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day reviewsDanny's having a really bad day. Based on the children's book.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-26-13 - Danny W. - Complete4. A Pox Upon Me reviewsBilly gets pinkeye. Things go downhill from there.Chaos - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-26-13 - Billy C. - Complete5. A Complicated Truth » reviewsSteve wasn't exactly sure where he was. But he knew he didn't want to be there. So he ran. ** some Steve whump, but mainly unraveling the mystery of what happened. And it's not pretty. At all. *** NOW COMPLETE ***Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,837 - Reviews: 415 - Updated: 2-28-13 - Published: 1-8-13 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete6. A Better Ending reviewsMichael doesn't have time to think, doesn't have time to curse, doesn't have time to do anything before Billy suddenly slips through the ice and disappears into the depths.Chaos - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-19-13 - Michael D. & Billy C. - Complete7. No Easy Answers reviewsDanny's behavior at the gun shop last night seemed to come out of nowhere to me. So naturally, I had to explain it. Just a short triple drabble. Missing scene/tag to "Hookman".Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-5-13 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete8. Jedi Mind Tricks reviewsAt least the physical therapy would only last six weeks. That's what the doctor at the ER told him. ** sequel to Fire Away.Chaos - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-12 - Casey M. & Billy C.9. Fire Away reviewsOf course, how Billy had managed to crash a car on a deserted two lane road 30 miles outside of Omaha was still somewhat of a mystery. One the ODS would solve the second Billy woke up.Chaos - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-9-12 - Billy C. & Casey M. - Complete10. Honeymoon reviews"So, I guess the honeymoon is over now, huh?" Danny asked dejectedly. Friendship, NOT slash.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-3-12 - Steve M. & Danny W.11. A Perfect 10 reviewsBut Casey really wished Billy would shut up when talking was clearly a detriment to his ongoing safety and likely survival. And right now was one of those times. Because they were in the Romanian countryside and Billy was bound to a chair, getting the crap beat out of him, and he simply Would. Not. Shut. Up.Chaos - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-12 - Casey M. & Billy C. - Complete12. Not in the Stars reviewsBilly finds Michael after Fay leaves him. Drinking and bonding ensues.Chaos - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-12 - Michael D. & Billy C.13. Danny Williams, Physics Genius » reviews"So, let me get this straight. We've been buried alive by a coffee farmer turned smuggler and nobody knows we are missing and we don't have a way to contact anyone?" ** Danny whump, Steve whump, and a whole lotta snark.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 4-2-12 - Danny W. & Steve M. - Complete14. In the Beginning » reviewsNumbers had brought them together. Otherwise, Harold and Nathan probably never would have become friends. ** Pre-series. Harold, Nathan, & the machine. My take on what happened to Nathan- yes, character death. Friendship, not slash. **Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-27-12 - Published: 2-15-12 - H. Finch & N. Ingram - Complete15. Flying reviewsHuman beings were not meant to fly. At least that's what Danny had always argued. ** Steve and Danny whump with some comfort thrown in for fun.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-1-12 - Danny W. & Steve M. - Complete16. Enough reviewsJohn didn't remember much from that night. And for a man who lived and breathed intelligence, that was unnerving. Missing scene from "Super".Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-24-12 - J. Reese & H. Finch - Complete17. April 19, 1992 » reviewsOne day, four perspectives. My take on what happened to Steve's mom.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-4-12 - Published: 12-29-11 - Steve M. & John M. - Complete18. Incredible, Inedible Eggs reviewsWho cares about how the team will get out of the murders and stealing 10 mil? This story answers the *real* burning question from the season 1 finale: when did Steve eat some of Danny's eggs? :DHawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-15-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete19. Fish Story reviewsSteve and Chin take Danny out for a morning of spear fishing. What could possibly go wrong? written as a "prize" for Moonjat54 for writing the 500th review of "And Your Enemies Closer".Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-12-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete20. Cars, Camaros, and Closets reviewsThe day had finally come and Danny had to face facts. The Camaro was getting a new owner.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-8-11 - Danny W. & Steve M. - Complete21. Cargument reviewsEveryone knows what a cargument is. Well, everyone except for Steve. And poor Danny gets to explain it to him.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-30-11 - Danny W. & Steve M. - Complete22. And Your Enemies Closer » reviewsThe team is still reeling from the break-up and arrests. Can they come together to clear their own? This story picks up where "Oia'i'o" the season 1 finale ends. NOW COMPLETE! WHOHOO! :DHawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,575 - Reviews: 569 - Updated: 8-25-11 - Published: 5-17-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete23. It's All Haiku to Me, Too reviewsYou asked for it, you got it- more haiku! Can you say "cargument in haiku"? Poor Steve, his day is just not getting any better. A sequel to "It's All Haiku to Me".Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-4-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete24. All's Fair in Love and Cast Signing, Part II reviewsSteve's getting his cast off tomorrow. He should be happy, shouldn't he? A sequel to All's Fair in Love and Cast Signing and further tag to episode 1.20 "Ma Ke Kahakai".Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 5-3-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete25. It's All Haiku to Me reviewsAfter helping Grace with her homework, Danny starts talking in haiku. Needless to say, Steve is not pleased. Can you say "bantering in haiku?" This is a silly one, just for fun, guys. :Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-26-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete26. He Could See It In His Eyes reviewsWhat Steve, Danny, and Kevin were thinking during the closet scene and rescue from episode 1.21, "Ho'opa'i".Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-20-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete27. Keep Your Friends Close » reviewsWo Fat stood, buttoned his suit jacket, and walked towards the front door of the noodle restaurant. He could feel Steve McGarrett's eyes boring holes into his back. Good. That was exactly what he wanted. *picks up where "Ne Me'e Laua Na Paio" endsHawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,580 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 4-18-11 - Published: 3-23-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete28. Beer and Taxes reviewsBonding can occur at the strangest times, even while doing your taxes. Warning: involves beer and feelings. no slash. And please don't let the mention of taxes scare you off. They are just the backdrop.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-14-11 - Danny W. & Steve M. - Complete29. All's Fair in Love and Cast Signing reviewsDanny finds out the real reason why Steve won't let him sign his cast. Tag to episode 1.20 "Ma Ke Kahakai". no slashHawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-13-11 - Danny W. & Steve M. - Complete30. Control Issues reviewsSteve decides to work on his control issues, starting with malasadas. Rants and banter and fun, oh my! :DHawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-1-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete31. You Can't Be All of Them reviewsIf the guys can argue over who's who on CHiPs, you know they can do the same for the A-Team.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-24-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete32. Strategic Ops reviewsWhen the hospital dismissed Steve at 3:00 am with a swollen knee, stitches in his head, and orders to rest, Danny knew it was up to him to make sure the orders were followed. Because left to his own devices, Steve would always get into trouble.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-21-11 - Steve M. & Danny W. - Complete33. Two Words » reviewsTag to 1.15 "E Malama". What were Rachel and Danny thinking when she told him "Thanks again"? Spoiler-ish if you have not seen 1.15. **Updated to include Danny's POV**Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Danny W. - Complete
