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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Mischief

Favorite Color? Green

Favorite Word? Paste

Favorite TV Shows? That 70's Show, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Law & Order, Dharma & Greg, Will & Grace, Viva La Bam, Roseanne, House M.D., MASH, The O.C., Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Jay Leno, What Not To Wear, America's Next Top Model.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter (7), Lord Of The Rings (4), Bloody Jack Series (6), Twilight Series (3- I hate the 4th), Star Wars (6), A Great And Terrible Beauty Series (3), The House of Night Series (5) The Chronicles of Narnia (7) , The Stephanie Plum Series (14), The Count of Monte Cristo, The Three Musketeers, Man in the Iron Mask, Pride and Prejudice, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Bell Jar, To Kill A Mockingbird, Ivanhoe, The Da Vinci Code, Little Women, The Giver, Fever 1793, Ella Enchanted,Woman at Point Zero, When God Was a Woman, The Feminine Mystique, The Notes of Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Bluest Eye ...Too many

Favorite Artist/ Band? I have 4 Favorite Bands; Blink 182, AC/DC, Goo Goo Dolls, and Led Zeppelin

Favorite Actor/Actress: Actor: Rex Harrison, Actress: Natalie Portman

Favorite Movies: Braveheart, My Fair Lady, The First Wives Club, Lord of the Rings, P.S. I love you, Garden State, A Knights Tale, Dragonheart, The Three Musketeers, Rumor Has It, Fried Green Tomatoes, Forrest Gump, Titanic, Sixteen Candles, Juno, 12 Angry Men, Much Ado About Nothing, The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, She's The Man, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Schindler's List ... again, too many

What is your favorite thing about yourself? Physically? My hair, it's fabulous. Personality? I'm witty, funny, and analytical.

What do you want to be doing in ten years? I want to be a psychiatrist
What are your favorite subjects in school? Creative Writing, English, Psychology and Sociology
When you have an hour of free time, what do you like to do? read
What is the strangest thing you ever did? My first bus ride I was going home across the city and the bus got in a crash and I was sitting in there chatting with a homeless man and a hooker. The strange thing is this: Through the whole thing I was holding a two pound stone fish.

Politics: Feminist Democrat; Please don't send me messages about how my political opinions make you feel, maybe I don't care

Sex: Female

Star Sign: Virgo

What do you value most in life? Books and family, not in that order.
Do believe that people are inherently good or bad? Bad
What do you feel you are entitled to in life? Respect.
What are your feelings regarding 'God' and religion?

View 1: I criticize my male god just as I would any person. And since I view him as a person I think he has faults; but to his credit he only has one fault whereas I have a million: God is selfish. I think most religions are sexist institutions that want me to believe that God wants me to change from who I am inside. God created me as I am, and if he really does want to change me then I don't believe in him anymore; because if he wants to change me then he obviously doesn't believe in me.
View 2: When I think of God as a woman all of these scruples fall away, and I see her as a peaceful spirit who loves me for who I am (made my faults so she doesn't punish me for having them) and forgiving me for my self made issues, it is easier for me to imagine God as a woman, though its sometimes hard to "chase that old white man out of my head."
How do you personally define "Right" from "Wrong"? First: Whether or not I get an icky feeling inside. Second: what my logic tells me


Writing Quotes

There are all kinds of stories. Some are born with the telling; their substance is language, and before someone puts them into words they are but a hint of emotion, a caprice of mind, an image or an intangible recollection.

Others are manifest whole, like an apple, and can be repeated infinitely without risk of altering their meaning.

Some are taken from reality and processed through inspiration, while others rise up from an instant of inspiration and become real after being told.

And then there are secret stories that remain hidden in the shadows of the mind; they are like living organisms, they grow roots and tentacles, they become covered with excrescences and parasites, and with time are transformed into the matter of nightmares. To exorcise the demons of memory, it is sometimes necessary to tell them as a story.

-Isabelle Allend


An author doesn't necessarily understand the meaning of their own story better than anyone else.

- Unknown to me


If you do not breathe through writing, if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing, then don’t write, because our culture has no use for it

- Anais nin


I learned that you should feel when writing, not like Lord Byron on a mountain top, but like a child stringing beads in kindergarted, happy, absorbed and quietly putting one bead on after another

- Brenda Ueland


"The most difficult thing in the world is to reveal yourself, to express what you have to. As an artist, I feel that we must try many things -- but above all we must dare to fail. You must have the courage to be bad -- to be willing to risk everything to really express it all."

- John Cassavetes


Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spend the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

-Ray Bradbury


Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.

-Charles Caleb Colton


"I am a fictionalizing philosopher, not a novelist; my novel & story-writing ability is employed as a means to formulate my perception. The core of my writing is not art but truth. Thus what I tell is the truth, yet I can do nothing to alleviate it, either by deed or explanation. Yet this seems somehow to help a certain kind of sensitive troubled person, for whom I speak. I think I understand the common ingredient in those whom my writing helps: they cannot or will not blunt their own intimations about the irrational, mysterious nature of reality, &, for them, my corpus is one long ratiocination regarding this inexplicable reality, an integration & presentation, analysis & response & personal history."

-Philip K. Dick


There is a sort of man who pays no attention to his good actions, but is tormented by his bad ones. This is the type that most often writes about himself.

-W. Somerset Maugham


"When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing."

-Enrique Jardiel Poncela


One of the few ways I can almost be certain I'll understand something is by sitting down and writing about it. Because by forcing yourself to write about it and putting it down in words, you can't avoid having to come to grips with it. You might be wrong, but you have to think about it very intensely to write about it. So I use writing as a learning tool.

-Hunter S. Thompson


People cannot stand the saddest truth I know about the very nature of reading and writing imaginative literature, which is that poetry does not teach us how to talk to other people: it teaches us how to talk to ourselves. What I’m desperately trying to do is to get students to talk to themselves as though they are indeed themselves, and not someone else.

-Harold Bloom


If you want to write, if you want to create, you must be the most sublime fool that God ever turned out and sent rambling. You must write every single day of your life. You must read dreadful dumb books and glorious books, and let them wrestle in beautiful fights inside your head, vulgar one moment, brilliant the next. You must lurk in libraries and climb the stacks like ladders to sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads. I wish you a wrestling match with your Creative Muse that will last a lifetime. I wish craziness and foolishness and madness upon you. May you live with hysteria, and out of it make fine stories — science fiction or otherwise. Which finally means, may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world.

- Ray Bradbury


I don't wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind must know it has got to get down to work.

- Pearl S. Buck


"Art is like beginning a sentence before you know its ending. The risks are obvious: you may never get to the end of the sentence at all - or having gotten there, you may not have said anything. This is probably not a good idea in public speaking, but it's an excellent idea in making art... Art happens between you and something - a subject, an idea, a technique - and both you and that something need to be free to move."

- 'Art and Fear' by David Bayles & Ted Orland


Art is never finished, only abandoned
-Leonardo De Vinci


"I want to write about people I love, and put them into a fictional world spun out of my own mind, not the world we actually have, because the world we actually have does not meet my standards. Okay, so I should revise my standards; I'm out of step. I should yield to reality. I have never yielded to reality. That's what fiction is all about. If you wish to yield to reality, go read the New York literary establishment mainstream bestselling writers….

- Phillip K. Dick


No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist.
-Oscar Wilde


Finding new ideas is like prospecting for gold. If you look in the same old places, you'll find tapped out veins. But if you venture off the beaten path, you'll improve your chances of discovering new lodes. Remember: you can't see the good ideas behind you by looking twice as hard at what's in front of you.

-Roger von Oech


'Waiting for inspiration' is just a romantic way of describing procrastination.

-Stephen Minot


By making a note of something that strikes you, you separate it from the incessant stream of impressions that crowd across the mental eye, and perhaps fix it in your memory. All of us have had good ideas or vivid sensations that we thought would one day come in useful, but which, because we were too lazy to write them down, have entirely escaped us. When you know you are going to make a note of something, you look at it more attentively than you otherwise would, and in the process of doing so the words are borne in upon you that will give it its private place in reality. ...

- W. Somerset Maugham on writing


Nothing you write, if you hope to be good, will ever come out as you first hoped.

-Lillian Hellman


"I, on the other hand, am writing for myself alone, and declare once and for all that, even if I write as though I were addressing readers, I do it merely for form's sake, because it is easier for me to write like that. It's nothing but a device, an empty device. As for readers, I will never have any. I have already said so. . . .And also this: why, actually, do I want to write at all? If not for an audience, then couldn't I simply go over everything just in my mind, instead of putting it on paper? Right enough. Yet it will somehow be more solemn when put down on paper. There's something more impressive about it, there will be better judgment of myself, it will be in better style. Besides, I may in fact get some relief from writing it all down."
- Fyodor Dostoevsky.


The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein


I wrote a poem to the moon
But no one noticed it;
Although I hoped that late or soon
Someone would praise a bit
Its purity and grace forlone,
Its beauty tulip-cool...
But as my poem died still-born,
I felt a fool.

I wrote a verse of vulgar trend
Spiced with an oath or two;
I tacked a snapper at the end
And called it Dan McGrew.
I spouted it to bar-room boys,
Full fifty years away;
Yet still with rude and ribald noise
It lives today.

'Tis bitter truth, but there you are-
That's how a name is made;
Write of a rose, a lark, a star,
You'll never make the grade.
But write of gutter and of grime,
Of pimp and prostitute,
The multitude will read your rhyme,
And pay to boot.

So what's the use to burn and bleed
And strive for beauty's sake?
No one your poetry will read,
Your heart will only break.
But set your song in vulgar pitch,
If rhyme you will not rue,
And make your heroine a bitch...
Like Lady Lou.

-Robert William Service


Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde


If you're sitting at your computer every day telling yourself stories that make you laugh, make you cry, make you think -- then you're going to do the work that's truest to you. And that may not become critically acclaimed art, or it may not become commercially successful art, but it will by God be art, and it will be yours, and you will sleep better at night for doing it.

-Holly Lisle


You don’t always have to chop with the sword of truth. You can point with it too.

- Anne Lamott


Let it be your aim that, by reading your story, the melancholy may be moved to laughter and the cheerful made merrier still; let the simple not be bored, but may the clever admire your originality; let the grave ones not despise you, but let the prudent praise you. And keep in mind, above all, your purpose, which is that of undermining the ill-founded edifice that is constituted by those books of chivalry, so abhorred by many but admired by many more; if you succeed in attaining it, you will have accomplished no little.

-Miguel De Cervantes


The worst that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly."
-JD Salinger, De Daumier-Smith's Blue Period


Vermilion

Pierre Bonnard would enter
the museum with a tube of paint
in his pocket, and a sable brush.
Then, violating the sanctity
of one of his own frames,
he’d add a stroke of vermilion
to the skin of a flower.
Just so I stopped you
at the door this morning
and, licking my index finger, removed
an invisible crumb
from your vermilion mouth. As if,
at the ritual moment of departure,
I had to show you still belonged to me.
As if revision were
the purest form of love.

-Linda Paston


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. DM HG reviews
Pansy catches Hermione doing something despicable and is determined to tell Draco and watch as he exacts revenge upon her, but Draco has other plans. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 9-30-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
2. When Two Hearts Race reviews
An odd little Valentines story worthy of Loony Lovegood about love, umbrellas, hearts, and competition. Dhr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 2-14-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
3. After Sunset reviews
“Because you can never take a picture of these things and have the representation do the original any justice. In the end, that’s how it’s supposed to be. If you could capture something like that in photograph, nobody would look at the actual sunset” Dhr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-31-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
4. Split reviews
Just another story about Draco and Hermione making a potion in Snape’s class that goes horribly wrong. And yet, this time they aren’t trapped together until they fall in love. They are in fact rather….split. Dhr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 1-3-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
5. Wildflowers reviews
In finding my strengths, you became my weakness. Because you alone looked for the veiled virtue I did not know I had. You alone understood that my road to hell was paved with good intentions. Dhr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 11-12-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
6. 35th Wedding Anniversary reviews
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy are celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet little restaurant. They come to notice that a tiny, yet beautiful Fairy had appeared to grant them each a wish, What will their wishes be? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-7-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
7. Coconut Shavings reviews
Draco is determined to set straight Dobby The House Elf, who put detested coconut shavings on Draco's cake. But Draco soon finds out that he has more than an unruly elf on his hands, he has the elf’s loony protector, Hermione Granger. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-21-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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